Museum :: PastryPusher

PastryPusher

Rank	Item	Quantity
#186	"DRINK ME" potion	178
#55	"KICK ME" sign	20
#81	"meat" stick	5
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#757	2-ball	4
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#135	4-dimensional guitar	17
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#531	5-ball	7
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#538	8-ball	40
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#77	Alice's Army Alchemist	19
#87	Alice's Army Bowman	9
#107	Alice's Army Cleric	6
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#83	Alice's Army Guard	16
#93	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#98	Alice's Army Hammerman	7
#105	Alice's Army Horseman	6
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#81	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	18
#105	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#88	Alice's Army Ninja	16
#90	Alice's Army Nurse	16
#77	Alice's Army Page	20
#72	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	22
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#85	Alice's Army Spearsman	15
#82	Alice's Army Swordsman	17
#87	Alice's Army Wallman	15
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#640	Amulet of Yendor	27
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#287	Angelhair Culottes	4
#1585	Angry Farmer candy	8
#394	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#29	Arrrmetia trading card	5
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#305	BRICKO brick	110
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#236	BRICKO eye brick	105
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#400	BURT	50
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1276	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#73	Beach Buck	116
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#96	BitterSweetTarts	27
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#49	Black Body™ spray	12
#351	Blackfly Chardonnay	9
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2424	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#113	CSA cheerfulness ration	44
#224	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#110	CSA obedience grenade	42
#122	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	34
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#23	Choco-Mint patty	67
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#296	Chroner	121
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#85	Claybender glasses	7
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1368	Cloaca grenade	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#37	Coily™	2
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#281	Cold Hots candy	28
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#71	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#102	Cosmic Calorie	259
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#166	Crimbo Credit	73
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#279	Crimbo candied pecan	49
#264	Crimbo fudge	55
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#254	Crimbo peppermint bark	57
#141	Crimbo pie	23
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#206	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2090	Crimbuck	30
#756	Crown of the Goblin King	33
#31	Cursed Punch	10
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#1362	Daffy Taffy	11
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#287	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#722	Drowsy Sword	23
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#56	Dweebisol™ inhaler	8
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#256	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#86	El Vibrato power sphere	19
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	11
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	10
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	19
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	19
#45	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	16
#32	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	14
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#190	Elfin shortbread	5
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#333	Ent cider	24
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#34	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	60
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#90	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#63	Flaskfull of Hollow	104
#40	Fog Murderer	10
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#90	FunFunds™	16
#512	Gaia beads	2
#285	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#54	Game Grid ticket	588
#70	Game Grid token	157
#57	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	117
#290	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#231	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#103	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#28	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#14	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#69	Green Manalishi	32
#68	Groll doll	13
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#150	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#260	Hollandaise helmet	14
#104	How to Avoid Scams	3
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#172	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	9
#239	Iiti Kitty phone charm	12
#265	Imp Ale	786
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#935	Jack-in-the-box	3
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#732	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#33	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	4
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#103	Knob Goblin Mutagen	14
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#232	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#539	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#69	Knob nuts	16
#215	Knob pasty	2
#55	Knob shroomkabob	5
#130	Knoll shroomkabob	12
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#65	LCD game: Burger Belt	18
#56	LCD game: Food Eater	22
#66	LCD game: Garbage River	15
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#85	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1048	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#441	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	83
#157	Lucky Surprise Egg	50
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#768	M-242	7
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#714	Mad Train wine	84
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#119	Mariner's Friend cough drops	6
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#190	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#108	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	18
#131	Meat maid	1
#577	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#13	Mer-kin cheatsheet	21
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#53	Mer-kin smartjuice	4
#15	Mer-kin wordquiz	27
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#759	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	15
#474	Microplushie: Bropane	19
#564	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#438	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#582	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#511	Microplushie: Gothochondria	12
#581	Microplushie: Hippylase	13
#354	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#636	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#488	Microplushie: Otakulone	21
#499	Microplushie: Raverdrine	11
#538	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#255	Milk Studs	5
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#188	Misty Cape	9
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#211	Misty Robe	7
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#54	Morbidda trading card	3
#64	Mornington crescent roll	21
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#137	Mr. Haggis	14
#2084	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#69	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#226	Neuromancer	2
#353	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#202	Nuclear Blastball	3
#84	O'RLY manual	20
#85	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	4
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#114	Orange Star of Sacrifice	18
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#72	Osk'r Chow	6
#90	PB&BP	1
#281	PEEZ dispenser	9
#29	PVC staff	1
#128	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	17
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#45	Pasta Spoon of Peril	6
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#480	Penultimate Fantasy chest	23
#89	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	17
#82	Piddles	36
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#69	Polka Pop	23
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#142	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#36	Rad Lib	202
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#531	Ram's Face Lager	22
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#93	Red Army camouflage kit	6
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#583	Red Rover BB gun	3
#44	Red X Shield	5
#74	Redeye™ Eyedrops	6
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1136	Rock Pops	38
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#45	Roo trading card	3
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#61	Saturday Night Special	9
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#712	Senior Mints	5
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#41	Serenity trading card	3
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#146	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#146	Shivering Chèvre	14
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#107	Skullery Maid's Knee	10
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#95	Smart Bone Dust	3
#85	Space Tourist Phaser	9
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#509	Spam Witch sammich	44
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#343	Spooky Surprise Egg	35
#75	Squat-Thrust Magazine	15
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#46	wool sock	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#83	world's smallest violin	11
#553	worn tophat	1
#95	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#593	x-ray specs	30
#336	yellow brick road	1
#401	yellow candy heart	92
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#883	yellow gummi ingot	5
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#14	yellow puck	1
#1023	yellow snowcone	25
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#421	yohohoyo	3
#118	zmobie	2
#112	zombie hollandaise	9

Wow, that's 35,990 items total!

what items are this player missing?