Museum :: PastryPusher

PastryPusher

Rank	Item	Quantity
#186	"DRINK ME" potion	178
#57	"KICK ME" sign	20
#81	"meat" stick	5
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#755	2-ball	4
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#136	4-dimensional guitar	17
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#531	5-ball	7
#1425	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#537	8-ball	40
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#77	Alice's Army Alchemist	19
#87	Alice's Army Bowman	9
#107	Alice's Army Cleric	6
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#83	Alice's Army Guard	16
#93	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#99	Alice's Army Hammerman	7
#106	Alice's Army Horseman	6
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#81	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	18
#107	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#88	Alice's Army Ninja	16
#90	Alice's Army Nurse	16
#77	Alice's Army Page	20
#72	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	22
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#85	Alice's Army Spearsman	15
#82	Alice's Army Swordsman	17
#87	Alice's Army Wallman	15
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#640	Amulet of Yendor	27
#881	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#1586	Angry Farmer candy	8
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#29	Arrrmetia trading card	5
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#576	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#305	BRICKO brick	110
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#235	BRICKO eye brick	105
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#401	BURT	50
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#74	Beach Buck	116
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#96	BitterSweetTarts	27
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#49	Black Body™ spray	12
#351	Blackfly Chardonnay	9
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#96	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#732	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#113	CSA cheerfulness ration	44
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#110	CSA obedience grenade	42
#122	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	34
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#92	Chinese curse words	1
#23	Choco-Mint patty	67
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#34	Chori Zo trading card	4
#296	Chroner	121
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#88	Claybender glasses	7
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1370	Cloaca grenade	4
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#121	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#37	Coily™	2
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#281	Cold Hots candy	28
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#71	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#102	Cosmic Calorie	259
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#166	Crimbo Credit	73
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#281	Crimbo candied pecan	49
#264	Crimbo fudge	55
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#253	Crimbo peppermint bark	57
#144	Crimbo pie	23
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#207	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#308	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2092	Crimbuck	30
#757	Crown of the Goblin King	33
#31	Cursed Punch	10
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#721	Drowsy Sword	23
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#56	Dweebisol™ inhaler	8
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#85	El Vibrato power sphere	19
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	11
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	10
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	19
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	19
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	16
#32	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	14
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#131	Elvish delight	2
#333	Ent cider	24
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#34	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	60
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#91	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#64	Flaskfull of Hollow	104
#41	Fog Murderer	10
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#90	FunFunds™	16
#512	Gaia beads	2
#288	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#53	Game Grid ticket	588
#70	Game Grid token	157
#57	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	117
#293	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#232	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#133	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#635	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#798	Goodfella contract	6
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#28	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#10	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#13	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#70	Green Manalishi	32
#69	Groll doll	13
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#262	Hollandaise helmet	14
#105	How to Avoid Scams	3
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#174	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	9
#240	Iiti Kitty phone charm	12
#265	Imp Ale	786
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#936	Jack-in-the-box	3
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#882	Jocko Homo's head	2
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#33	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	4
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#103	Knob Goblin Mutagen	14
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#232	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#539	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#71	Knob nuts	16
#217	Knob pasty	2
#55	Knob shroomkabob	5
#130	Knoll shroomkabob	12
#336	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#64	LCD game: Burger Belt	18
#56	LCD game: Food Eater	22
#66	LCD game: Garbage River	15
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#86	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1053	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#441	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	83
#157	Lucky Surprise Egg	50
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#770	M-242	7
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#714	Mad Train wine	84
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#119	Mariner's Friend cough drops	6
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#190	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#109	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	18
#131	Meat maid	1
#574	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#13	Mer-kin cheatsheet	21
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#53	Mer-kin smartjuice	4
#15	Mer-kin wordquiz	27
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#759	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	15
#476	Microplushie: Bropane	19
#562	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#440	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#582	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#509	Microplushie: Gothochondria	12
#580	Microplushie: Hippylase	13
#354	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#634	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#488	Microplushie: Otakulone	21
#498	Microplushie: Raverdrine	11
#537	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#255	Milk Studs	5
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#189	Misty Cape	9
#195	Misty Cloak	7
#212	Misty Robe	7
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#54	Morbidda trading card	3
#65	Mornington crescent roll	21
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#138	Mr. Haggis	14
#2083	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#78	Murderer's Punch	1
#70	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#84	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#228	Neuromancer	2
#357	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#988	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#246	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#200	Nuclear Blastball	3
#84	O'RLY manual	20
#86	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	4
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#114	Orange Star of Sacrifice	18
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#72	Osk'r Chow	6
#92	PB&BP	1
#280	PEEZ dispenser	9
#29	PVC staff	1
#127	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	17
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#45	Pasta Spoon of Peril	6
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#480	Penultimate Fantasy chest	23
#89	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	17
#82	Piddles	36
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#136	PlexiPips	1
#91	Poison Oak trading card	2
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#689	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#67	Polka Pop	23
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#145	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#36	Rad Lib	202
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#531	Ram's Face Lager	22
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#94	Red Army camouflage kit	6
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#583	Red Rover BB gun	3
#45	Red X Shield	5
#74	Redeye™ Eyedrops	6
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1135	Rock Pops	38
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#45	Roo trading card	3
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#62	Saturday Night Special	9
#843	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#711	Senior Mints	5
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#42	Serenity trading card	3
#58	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#148	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#146	Shivering Chèvre	14
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#108	Skullery Maid's Knee	10
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#97	Smart Bone Dust	3
#86	Space Tourist Phaser	9
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#510	Spam Witch sammich	44
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#343	Spooky Surprise Egg	35
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#932	wooden block	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#46	wool sock	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#84	world's smallest violin	11
#554	worn tophat	1
#95	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#593	x-ray specs	30
#337	yellow brick road	1
#401	yellow candy heart	92
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#883	yellow gummi ingot	5
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#1801	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#13	yellow puck	1
#1021	yellow snowcone	25
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#421	yohohoyo	3
#117	zmobie	2
#115	zombie hollandaise	9

Wow, that's 35,990 items total!

what items are this player missing?