Museum :: Sal the Rapacious

Sal the Rapacious

Rank	Item	Quantity
#40	Überraschthexengebräu	17
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#103	"DRINK ME" potion	446
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#84	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	3
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#87	"meat" stick	4
#60	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	22
#67	1,970 carat gold	18
#57	1-ball	163
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#76	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	168
#15	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#61	1952 Mickey Mantle card	138
#53	2-ball	173
#78	25-meat staff	2
#49	3-ball	195
#42	30669 scroll	243
#82	33398 scroll	345
#49	334 scroll	135
#22	37x37x37 puzzle cube	361
#58	4-ball	173
#50	4-d camera	8
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#24	4-dimensional guitar	184
#13	4:20 bomb	124
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#53	5-ball	153
#99	5-hour acrimony	4
#50	6-ball	182
#158	64067 scroll	3
#106	668 scroll	13
#59	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	97
#53	7-ball	202
#50	7-inch discus	1
#74	8-ball	772
#15	8-billed baseball cap	13
#24	8-bit banana	30
#296	9-ball	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#32	A muse-bouche	31
#32	ASCII fu manchu	38
#67	ASCII shirt	42
#32	Abyssal ember	4
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#37	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#23	Afternoon Delight	37
#27	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	35
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#21	Aldebaran sardines	4
#51	Alewife™ Ale	69
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#122	Ambitious Turkey	2
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#63	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#21	Ancient Protector Soda	31
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#209	Angry Farmer candy	766
#60	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	29
#84	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	10
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#28	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	10
#27	Artist's Spatula of Despair	9
#32	Artist's Whisk of Misery	7
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#181	Atomic Pop	2
#10	Aura Libre	22
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#13	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	15
#17	BACON	50,878
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#339	BGE merchandise order form	12
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#899	BGE shotglass	6
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#15	BOOterfinger	32
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#150	BRAINS shorts	9
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#85	BRICKO brick	5,570
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#149	BRICKO eye brick	458
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#38	BRICKO stud	27
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#26	BROS Energy Drink	52
#28	BUBBLE GUM	26
#124	BURT	250
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#150	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#27	Bangyomaman battle juice	43
#124	Barney's rake	2
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#113	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#41	Barulio's bottle	18
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#58	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#21	Battlie Light Saver	113
#50	Beach Buck	233
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#18	Beignet Milgranet	45
#95	Belt of Howling Anger	5
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#61	Ben-Gal™ Balm	98
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#43	Bettie page	2
#15	Bicycle	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#14	Big Punk	39
#58	Bit O' Ectoplasm	61
#20	Bit O' Quail Spleen	15
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#137	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#27	Black Body™ spray	27
#58	Black Hole	1
#61	Black No. 2	241
#80	Blackfly Chardonnay	124
#147	Blatantly Canadian	26
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#54	Bloody Nora	1
#175	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#22	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#371	Bonerdagon necklace	31
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#89	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#45	Boots of Twilight Whispers	9
#39	Boozehounds Anonymous token	30
#13	Bordeaux Marteaux	31
#21	Boris's key lime	41
#47	Boris's key lime pie	35
#97	Boris's ring	14
#261	Boss Bat bling	13
#941	Boss Bat britches	14
#114	Boss Drops	1
#12	Bowl of Scorpions	239
#58	Bowlet	2
#55	Boxing Day Pass	3
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#18	Bram's choker	12
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#62	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#13	Bright Water	18
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#352	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	21
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#25	Bruno's blessing of Mars	22
#19	Bugbearclaw Donut	27
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#23	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	35
#47	Bustle Hustler	2
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#82	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#114	C.H.U.M. chum	15
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#56	CSA all-purpose soap	103
#39	CSA bravery badge	344
#56	CSA cheerfulness ration	203
#36	CSA discount card	541
#37	CSA fire-starting kit	556
#37	CSA obedience grenade	507
#40	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	515
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#32	Camp Scout pup tent	631
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#10	Candicaine	72
#27	Candy Alexander	6
#18	Cantelope	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#94	Carpathian longsword	7
#15	Carpricorn	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#34	Charity's choker	23
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#133	Cherry Cloaca Cola	13
#33	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	7
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#19	Chester's moustache	4
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#25	Chinese curse words	17
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#208	Chroner	296
#15	Chroner cross	1
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#23	Churchill	3
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#55	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#30	Clara's bell	26
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#16	Claybender glasses	47
#24	Climate Colada	2
#38	Cloaca Cola Polar	299
#262	Cloaca grenade	67
#235	Cloaca-Cola	172
#260	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	14
#26	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	109
#52	Cloaca-Cola helmet	61
#59	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	69
#49	Cloaca-Cola shield	56
#27	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	23
#44	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#50	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	42
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#36	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	9
#488	Codpiece of the Goblin King	16
#78	Coily™	1
#74	Coinspiracy	67
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#93	Cold Hots candy	224
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#48	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	19
#101	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
#67	Comet Drop	1
#104	Comet Pop	1
#44	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	50
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#24	Cookbook of the Damned	20
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#535	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#142	Corpse Island iced tea	36
#108	Cosmic Calorie	206
#29	Covers-Your-Head	1
#27	Cracklin' Oat Bran	40
#19	Crazymaker	15
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#284	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#126	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#90	Crimbo candied pecan	387
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#100	Crimbo fudge	349
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
🥈	Crimbo paste	225
#96	Crimbo peppermint bark	337
#116	Crimbo pie	31
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#26	Crimbojito	26
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#184	Crimbot battery	5
#168	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	22
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	11
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#29	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	18
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#117	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#45	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	10
#153	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#48	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	13
#66	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	10
#199	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	17
#146	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	3
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#50	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	12
#211	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	14
#254	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#87	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#51	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
#234	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	12
#104	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
#83	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#189	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	18
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#223	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1013	Crimbuck	616
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#106	Crown of the Goblin King	162
#16	Cursed Punch	21
#17	Cycloney	1
#175	D roll	50
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#109	DUFRESNE Suds	78
#121	Daffy Taffy	306
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#34	Daisy's unclean bloomers	5
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#8	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	251
#26	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	23
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#38	Dish of Clarified Butter	2
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#122	Divine	9
#61	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	117
#96	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	166
#15	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	54
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#14	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	41
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#52	Dogsgotnonoz pills	9
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#349	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	24
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#32	Drac & Tan	7
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#101	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	80
#42	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	8
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#21	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	22
#97	Drowsy Sword	160
#5	Drunk Uncles holo-record	16
#5	Drunken Astrophysicist	68
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#10	Dump Truck	38
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#15	Duskwalker fangs	47
#15	Duskwalker syringe	118
#64	Dust bunny	61
#23	Dweebisol™ inhaler	59
#219	Dyspepsi grenade	63
#329	Dyspepsi-Cola	205
#129	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	22
#29	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	86
#32	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	77
#73	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	48
#39	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	44
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#32	Eau de Guaneau	16
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#63	Effermint™ tablets	82
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#54	El Vibrato power sphere	32
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#35	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	13
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	21
#120	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#25	El Vibrato restraints	25
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#536	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#25	Eldritch snap	4
#24	Electric Punch	1
#33	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	121
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#16	Elizabeth's paintbrush	26
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#54	Elmley shades	26
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#25	Elvish delight	43
#23	Enchanted Flyswatter	40
#24	Enchanted Plunger	36
#26	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#14	Engorged Sausages and You	2
#191	Ent cider	70
#24	Event Horizon	8
#42	Everlasting Deckswabber	25
#40	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#4	FDKOL fire hose	3
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#14	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	11
#177	Fantasma en la Máquina	7
#38	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	51
#46	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	40
#48	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	59
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#11	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#77	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	210
#56	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	25
#38	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#23	Finnish Fish	5
#41	Firewater	2
#43	Fitspiration™ poster	66
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#30	Flamin' Whatshisname	36
#34	Flaming Caipiranha	5
#28	Flaming Knob	7
#25	Flaming Mohobo	12
#13	Flaming Sazerorc	11
#13	Flan	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#86	Flaskfull of Hollow	27
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#14	Fog Murderer	35
#21	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	7
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#76	Frat Army FGF	104
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#86	transporter transponder	41
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#45	voodoo glowskull	131
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#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#218	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
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#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
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#7	warbear high festival pants	1
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#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#133	warbear officer requisition box	4
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#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
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#263	warbear whosit	581
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#30	warehouse walkie-talkie	25
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#35	warm fur	2
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#20	warm war shawarma	2
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#44	wasabi pocky	9
#46	wasabi-infused sake	8
🥈	washboard shield	1
#32	water log	2
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#206	water wings	6
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#43	water-polo cap	7
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#84	watered-down Red Minotaur	33
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#36	wax booze	1
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#11	weasel stomping pants	1
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#100	weird gazelle steak	1
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#22	whalebone corset	112
#37	whatsit-covered turtle shell	5
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#64	whimpering willow bark	8
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#305	whisker pencil	22
#79	whiskey and cola	38
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#21	whiskey bittersweet	14
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#107	whiskey sour	24
#21	whiskey squeeze	3
#188	white Canadian	19
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
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#79	white class ring	176
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#49	white elephant gift	1
#29	white hat hacker T-shirt	44
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#16	white money bag	24
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#41	white satin pants	150
#40	white satin shield	85
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#88	white whip	1
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#47	whole roasted chicken	3
#100	whole turkey leg	2
#45	wholeberd	3
#1748	whoopie cushion	2
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#125	willyweed	10
#19	wind-up Whatsian robot	38
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#19	wind-up ensign	23
#497	wind-up meatcar	16
#12	wind-up navigation droid	54
#22	wind-up owl	25
#71	wind-up spider	1
#16	wind-up vampire teeth	27
#77	windchimes	202
#33	windicle	2
#72	wine spritzer	18
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
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#193	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	296
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#30	witch wart	7
#72	witch's bread	1
#9	witch's brew	17
#95	witty rapier	85
#35	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#51	wok lobster	3
#261	wolf mask	122
#771	wolfman mask	6
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#44	wonderwall shield	48
#47	wood screw	13
#104	wooden axe	10
#265	wooden block	11
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#102	wooden salad bowl	1
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#88	wooden stakes	35
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#36	wooly loincloth	1
#30	worksite credentials	2
#32	world's smallest violin	62
#74	worn tophat	54
#26	worst candy	21
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#217	worthless knick-knack	48
#288	worthless trinket	15
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#65	wreath of laurels	9
#83	wrench bracelet	43
#28	wrestling mask	30
#31	wriggling severed nose	5
#44	wriggling tentacle	2
#40	wriggling worm	159
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#252	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
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#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#67	wussiness potion	407
#18	x-ray mirror	41
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#117	yak anorak	2
#120	yak skin	11
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#27	yam candy	9
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#78	yellow brick road	18
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#128	yellow drunki-bear	4
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#64	yellow paisley oyster egg	30
#95	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#195	yellow plastic oyster egg	25
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#12	yellow seashell	1,795
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#250	yeti fur	969
#2204	yo	1
#240	yo-yo	130
#121	yohohoyo	31
#120	yule gruel	6
#104	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#37	zmobie	38
#68	zombie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#38	zombie hollandaise	72
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 531,887 items total!

what items are this player missing?