Museum :: ResidentDufus

ResidentDufus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#635	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	19
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#669	LED block	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1517	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#485	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2085	badass belt	25
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#940	bat guano	1
#40	bat hat	2
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1074	batgut	2
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#727	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2052	brick	4
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#964	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#2969	easter egg balloon	5
#947	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#738	fetid feather	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#1764	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#662	gas balloon	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#277	gold lamé pants	2
#692	golden ring	40
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
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Wow, that's 1,757 items total!

what items are this player missing?