ResidentDufus

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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#22458-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#635Baron von Ratsworth's monocle19
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#773Black No. 21
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#924Boris's ring1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#454Disco Banjo1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#139Elder Turtle Shell12
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#346Elmley shades2
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1688Feynman gate1
#513Frat Army FGF1
🥇French slippers1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#607Gaia beads1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#545Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet2
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#669LED block1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#1517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet14
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1200M-2421
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#988Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#158ND1
#374NG1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#612PADL Phone1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2658Rock Pops1
#204Roo trading card1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#1319Senior Mints1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#644Steal This Candy1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#237WA1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#354White Citadel fries2
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#255ant pick1
#1061anticheese1
#897antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#485armgun1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#433asbestos apron1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#2085badass belt25
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#110barskin cloak1
#367barskin hat1
#88barskin loincloth1
#900baseball1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#129basic meat pants1
#151basic meat spork1
#940bat guano1
#40bat hat2
#77bat whip1
#1017bat wing1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#1074batgut2
#682beach glass bead1
#288beach glass necklace1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#643bed of coals1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#254beer goggles1
#673beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#1005big red clown nose1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#589black & tan1
#86black cowboy hat1
#510black eyedrops1
#669black forest cake1
#694black greaves1
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#390black kettle drum1
#610black pension check1
#577black pepper1
#461black picnic basket1
#1046black pixel1
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#851black snake skin1
#464black spot1
#727black sword1
#892blackberry1
#122blackberry moccasins2
#226blackberry slippers1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#964bloody clown pants1
#1231blue pixel1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#333blundarrrbus1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#980borg sock monkey1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
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#2232bottle of goofballs9
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1053box1
#7455box of sunshine1
#92box-in-the-box1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1334boxed wine1
#247brainy skull1
#318brass stinger1
#2052brick4
#436brick of sand1
#746briefcase1
#1268broken skull1
#590bronze breastplate1
#541bronzed locust1
#447brown plastic baby1
#677brown sugar cane1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#957bubbly potion1
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#374buoybottoms1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#538cactus fruit1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#592can of maces1
#956can of spinach1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#587canopic jar1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#609cardboard ore1
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#109catskin buckler1
#83catskin cap1
#690centipede eggs1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1660cheap toaster1
#1063chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#576chloroform rag1
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#985chrome ore1
#523chrome sword1
#446chunk of rock salt1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#57clockwork handle1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#101clockwork pants1
#53clockwork shank1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#969cloudy potion1
#798clown shoes1
#816clown skin1
#115clown whip1
#239clownskin belt1
#111clownskin buckler1
#202clownskin harness1
#3274club necklace1
#612cocktail napkin1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1284coconut shell1
#597coffin lid1
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#864cool whip1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#362costume sword1
#246cottage1
#138cracker1
#1243cranberries1
#570cream stout1
#541creamsicle1
#706crowbarrr1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#299curmudgel2
#919cyborg doll1
#1025daisy1
#464dance card2
#964dark potion1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#1796delicious salad1
#923demon skin1
#134demon-horned hat1
#375denim axe1
#1263dense meat stack1
#437dented harmonica1
#618depantsing bomb1
#766desiccated apricot1
#154detective skull1
#3285diamond necklace1
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#597didgeridooka1
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#1628disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
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#1025disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#344dishrag1
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#677displaced fish1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1607dollhive1
#655donkey flipbook1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#395double daisy1
#813drab sonata1
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#1979drywall axe1
#2321duct tape1
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#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
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#303dusty left eleventh rib1
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#305dusty left fifth rib1
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#305dusty left humerus1
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#310dusty left ninth rib1
#297dusty left radius1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#286dusty left third front claw1
#306dusty left third rib1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#283dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
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#304dusty right fifth rib1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#289dusty right scapula1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#294dusty right second rib1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#314dusty right third rear claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
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#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
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#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
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#947effervescent potion1
#337eggbeater1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#541energy drink IV1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#969evil golden arch1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#1016eye of newt1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#761fake blood1
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#572fancy seashell necklace1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2393felt1
#656ferret bait1
#738fetid feather1
#303fez of etymology1
#507filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
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#602filthy pestle1
#527filthy poultice1
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#692[2426]fire flower1
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#610fish-liver oil1
#958fizzy potion1
#955flaming crutch1
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#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#941flaming talons1
#619flange1
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#790flirtatious feather1
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#384flowing hippy skirt1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
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#72foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
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#450fricasseed brains1
#777frightful feather1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
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#826frilly skirt1
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#827frozen mushroom1
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#236fruit bowl1
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#1456furry fur1
#86furry kilt1
#427furry pants1
#2296fuzzy dice3
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#662gas balloon1
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#188gatorskin umbrella1
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#2536giant pinky ring1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#1109glowing red eye1
#747gnatwing1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
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#573goatskin umbrella1
#277gold lamé pants2
#692golden ring40
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#80goulauncher1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#428grassy cutlass1
#1109green pixel1
#81green pixie spog1
#595gremlin juice1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#5338grue egg1
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#391grungy bandana1
#260grungy flannel shirt2
#870guitar pick1
#1225gyroscope1
#655hair spray1
#2400hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
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#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
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#626handful of moss1
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#632handful of sawdust1
#463handful of walnuts1
#602handsomeness potion1
#647happiness1
#325headhunter necktie1
#1194heavy D1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#861hellion cube1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hemp string1
#385henna face paint1
#373henna tattoo1
#1241herb brownies1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#995herbs1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#967hill of beans1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#125hippopotamus pants1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#313hippy bongo1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#1287hobo nickel1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#684hot date1
#998hot katana blade1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#1287hot wing1
#606huge spoon1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#559hypodermic needle2
#1604iGoogly1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#356infernal fife1
#739infernal insoles1
#577inflatable duck1
#669inkwell1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#683irate sombrero1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#312jack flapper1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#560jumbo olive1
#506keg shield1
#908ketchup hound1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1969killing feather20
#2060kite1
#368knob bugle1
#349knob ka-bobs1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#633large box1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1295lead necklace1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#743leathery bat skin1
#795leathery cat skin1
#1233lemon1
#670leotarrrd1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1007lihc eye1
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#328limburger biker boots1
#897lime1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#1025line1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#481long pork1
#930long skinny balloon1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#1453loose teeth1
#912lowercase N1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#387magnifying glass1
#677maiden wig1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#836maple syrup1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#921marshmallow1
#1323marzipan skull1
#180massive sitar1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#498meat engine1
#693meat from yesterday1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#1087meat vortex1
#335meatcar model1
#671mesh cap1
#1204metallic A1
#938milky potion1
#898mind flayer corpse1
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Wow, that's 1,757 items total!

what items are this player missing?