| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #98 | Überraschthexengebräu | 2 |
| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #19 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 5 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #37 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 44 |
| #182 | "caramel" orange | 6 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #100 | "meat" stick | 2 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #88 | 1,970 carat gold | 8 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #75 | 11-leaf clover | 10 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #7 | 17-ball | 2 |
| #79 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 79 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 231 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #102 | 4-d camera | 2 |
| #53 | 4-dimensional fez | 4 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #25 | 8-billed baseball cap | 9 |
| #62 | 8-bit banana | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #255 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #73 | A muse-bouche | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #53 | Abyssal ember | 2 |
| #53 | Accordion of Jordion | 3 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #8 | Affirmation Cookie | 210 |
| #55 | Afternoon Delight | 7 |
| #90 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 4 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #45 | Agitated Turkey | 2 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #165 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 8 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #46 | Ambitious Turkey | 35 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #6 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 13 |
| #87 | Ancient Protector Soda | 7 |
| #40 | Ancient Saucehelm | 26 |
| #99 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
| #1538 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #171 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 8 |
| #68 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 7 |
| #38 | Argarggagarg's fang | 22 |
| #10 | Arrow (+1) | 2,730 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #50 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 3 |
| #49 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 4 |
| #53 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 2 |
| #53 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 2 |
| #54 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #68 | Atomic Pop | 15 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #12 | AutumnFest ale | 1,051 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #14 | Azurite | 2,942 |
| #89 | BACON | 518 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #455 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #28 | BOOterfinger | 16 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #258 | BRICKO brick | 319 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #397 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #25 | BROS Energy Drink | 59 |
| #83 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #505 | BURT | 19 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #7 | Baja sopapilla | 51 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #100 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 9 |
| #90 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 4 |
| #94 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #104 | Barulio's bottle | 3 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #160 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 4 |
| #46 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 2 |
| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| #23 | Batfellow comic | 10 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #26 | Beach Buck | 419 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #116 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 14 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #30 | Big Punk | 14 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #193 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 12 |
| #53 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 3 |
| #145 | BitterSweetTarts | 8 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #132 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 2 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #495 | Blatantly Canadian | 2 |
| #106 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #53 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #19 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 18 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #16 | Boltsmann ID badge | 3 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #82 | Bowl of Scorpions | 5 |
| #45 | Bowlet | 3 |
| #8 | Boxing Day Pass | 126 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #41 | Bram's choker | 4 |
| #40 | Brandonian footlocker key | 48 |
| #48 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 3 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥉 | Breathitin™ | 142 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #396 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 17 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #98 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 2 |
| #47 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 5 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #72 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 5 |
| #58 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #185 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 5 |
| #193 | CSA discount card | 3 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #170 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 8 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #49 | Candicaine | 4 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #10 | Cantelope | 2 |
| 🥇 | Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #46 | Cement Mixer | 2 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| 🥉 | Champagne Shimmy | 23 |
| #65 | Charity's choker | 4 |
| #49 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| 🥉 | Charleston shoes | 21 |
| #7 | Charter: Nellyville | 18 |
| #6 | Ched | 3 |
| #42 | Cheer-Up soda | 19 |
| #325 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #29 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 8 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #63 | Chinese curse words | 3 |
| #57 | Choco-Mint patty | 9 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #78 | Chroner | 1,290 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #8 | Chroner trigger | 2 |
| #4 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1,165 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #43 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 6 |
| #26 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 22 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #147 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 2 |
| #1450 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1132 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #75 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 19 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #55 | Coinspiracy | 218 |
| #202 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #183 | Cold Hots candy | 61 |
| #115 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 6 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #30 | Comet Drop | 5 |
| #59 | Comet Pop | 6 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #164 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 3 |
| #7 | Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara | 1 |
| #26 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #116 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #10 | Corpse Island iced tea | 328 |
| #84 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #416 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #5 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 316 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 15 |
| #14 | Crimbo crystal shards | 32 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo dog sweater | 2 |
| #70 | Crimbo food scraps | 130 |
| #654 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #110 | Crimbo pie | 33 |
| #16 | Crimbo salad | 30 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 802 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbomega drive chain | 5 |
| #14 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 230 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 61 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 4 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 62 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #85 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 62 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 22 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 66 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 31 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 60 |
| #76 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 22 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 63 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 4 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 17 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 34 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 13 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1,168 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 4 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 4 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 27 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #274 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 4 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 16 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 6 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 30 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 10 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 31 |
| #1153 | Crimbuck | 443 |
| #5 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 5 |
| #23 | Crown of the Goblin King | 523 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #71 | D roll | 180 |
| #67 | DUFRESNE Suds | 125 |
| #4 | Dad's brandy | 905 |
| #517 | Daffy Taffy | 59 |
| #5 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 215 |
| #6 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 157 |
| 🥈 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 400 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 162 |
| 🥇 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 390 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 185 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 145 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #31 | Dark & Starry | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #33 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 22 |
| #107 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #176 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 31 |
| #221 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #31 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 7 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #38 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #240 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 11 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #12 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 20 |
| #16 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 15 |
| #17 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #21 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 7 |
| #29 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| 🥇 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 6 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #123 | Dolphin King's crown | 35 |
| #383 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 19 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #135 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 27 |
| #52 | Drac & Tan | 3 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #15 | Drip harness | 2 |
| #17 | Driplet | 26 |
| #4 | Dripwood slab | 1 |
| #51 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 8 |
| #6 | Drowsy Sword | 516 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #38 | Drunken Neurologist | 2 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #125 | Duskwalker fangs | 2 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #98 | Dust bunny | 22 |
| #5 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 366 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #24 | Earring of Fire | 3 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #105 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 39 |
| #4 | Egnaro berry | 62 |
| #196 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 11 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #204 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #127 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 3 |
| #146 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 3 |
| #130 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #183 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 5 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #180 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #6 | Elder Turtle Shell | 51 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #24 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Army machine parts | 1,453 |
| #548 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #164 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,434 |
| #7 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 6 |
| #23 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #30 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 35 |
| #16 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 28 |
| #24 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 3 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #11 | Elf Guard hotpants | 12 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #13 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 14 |
| #12 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 27 |
| #9 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 37 |
| #10 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 13 |
| #60 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 10 |
| #32 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #30 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #35 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 32 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #67 | Elfin shortbread | 18 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #36 | Elvish delight | 18 |
| #7 | Elvish underarmor | 6 |
| #82 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 3 |
| #90 | Enchanted Plunger | 3 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #6 | Engorged Sausages and You | 3 |
| #282 | Ent cider | 32 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #86 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 9 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #32 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 2 |
| 🥈 | Extrovermectin™ | 619 |
| #13 | Eye Agate | 2,835 |
| 🥉 | Eye and a Twist | 1,042 |
| #721 | FDKOL commendation | 20 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #36 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 2 |
| #78 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 2 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #168 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 9 |
| #88 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 10 |
| #103 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 8 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 2,485 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| 🥉 | FantasyRealm tattoo kit | 2 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #37 | Fauna Libre | 3 |
| #40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #164 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| #9 | Fettris | 11 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #39 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #31 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 2 |
| #23 | Flag by the Footâ„¢ | 1 |
| #38 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 22 |
| #45 | Flaming Caipiranha | 3 |
| #45 | Flaming Knob | 3 |
| #61 | Flaming Mohobo | 2 |
| #45 | Flaming Sazerorc | 3 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #8 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 11 |
| #90 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 12 |
| #4 | Fleshazoleâ„¢ | 69 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #28 | Flying Caipiranha | 3 |
| #63 | Fog Murderer | 3 |
| 🥇 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #370 | Frat Army FGF | 4 |
| #68 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 6 |
| #32 | French bronilla brogurt | 2 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #63 | Friendliness Beverage | 171 |
| #51 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #19 | Frigid Northern Beans | 14 |
| #140 | Frogade | 3 |
| #83 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #58 | Fu Manchu Wax | 8 |
| #17 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 15 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #17 | Fun-Guy spore | 51 |
| #49 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 149 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #42 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 2 |
| #95 | GOTO | 10 |
| #21 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #441 | Gaia beads | 3 |
| #4 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 49 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #115 | Game Grid token | 45 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| 🥉 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 49 |
| #8 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 22,504 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #108 | Gearhead Goo | 4 |
| #397 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 2 |
| #30 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 1 |
| #24 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #26 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #12 | Ghiaccio Colada | 1 |
| #19 | Ghost Dog Chow | 161 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #17 | Giant black monolith | 10 |
| #50 | Gin Mint | 4 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #53 | Glo-Pop | 4 |
| #11 | Glum berry | 63 |
| #78 | Gnollish Crossdress | 6 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
| #217 | Go-Wassail | 91 |
| #12 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 128 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #31 | Good 'n' Slimy | 12 |
| #425 | Goodfella contract | 54 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #45 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 12 |
| #119 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #109 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #30 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 22 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Green Clover of Justice | 184 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #140 | Green Manalishi | 3 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #24 | Grey Guanon | 2 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #252 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #162 | Gummi-Gnauga | 20 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #11 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 629 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| 🥇 | Guzzlr tablet | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #34 | Guzzlrbuck | 3 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #46 | Hairpiece On Fire | 2 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #35 | Handsome Devil | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #35 | Heimandatz's heart | 25 |
| #14 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 6 |
| #99 | Hell broth | 3 |
| #233 | Hell ramen | 17 |
| #40 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 5 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #53 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 2 |
| #39 | Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #69 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Homebodyl™ | 479 |
| #57 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 3 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #82 | How to Avoid Scams | 11 |
| #69 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #21 | How to Play Othello | 42 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Humanitini | 3 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #28 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 2 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #83 | Illuminati earpiece | 3 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Inner Strength | 14 |
| #10 | Inner Truth | 23 |
| #10 | Inner Wisdom | 23 |
| #212 | Instant Karma | 51 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #51 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #26 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #28 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #26 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Iunion Crown | 1 |
| #29 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 45 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #41 | Jackhammer | 2 |
| #80 | Jacob's rung | 2 |
| #29 | Jamaican coffee | 18 |
| #8 | Jamocha berry | 73 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #19 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 2 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #154 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #202 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 11 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥇 | June cleaver | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #19 | Junk-Bond | 11 |
| 🥇 | Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #17 | Kashmir sweater | 9 |
| #6 | Keese berry | 66 |
| #9 | Kelflar vest | 33 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #125 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 5 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #135 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 2 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #127 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 2 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #131 | Knob lo mein | 2 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #76 | Knob stroganoff | 6 |
| #280 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #110 | Knoll shroomkabob | 15 |
| #75 | Knoll stir-fry | 3 |
| #12 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 174 |
| #27 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #39 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 16 |
| #39 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 6 |
| #54 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 2 |
| #24 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 22 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #73 | Kudzu slaw | 2 |
| #266 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 72 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #8 | LED candle | 2 |
| #17 | LIDAR candle | 116 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #174 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 7 |
| #123 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 11 |
| #13 | Lapis Lazuli | 2,765 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #11 | Lavalos's shell | 8 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #122 | Lederhosen of the Night | 11 |
| #5 | Left-Hand Man action figure | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #12 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 11 |
| #7 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 347 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #18 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 10 |
| #14 | Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) | 1 |
| #15 | Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) | 1 |
| #18 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #36 | Locust | 2 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #107 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 2 |
| #9 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 515 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #579 | M-242 | 10 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #75 | Mae West with a fly in it | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #158 | Manetwich | 5 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #10 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 12 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #172 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 3 |
| #39 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #97 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #103 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #96 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #108 | Mark of the Skeleton | 2 |
| #100 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #96 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #38 | Marltini | 1 |
| #265 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 17 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #12 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 25 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #29 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #32 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #24 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #185 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 2 |
| #137 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 46 |
| #8 | Meat Butler | 16 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #45 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 207 |
| #757 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 6 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin breastplate | 3 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #52 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 113 |
| #61 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 3 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #43 | Mer-kin digpick | 5 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #52 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 17 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 2 |
| #71 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 15 |
| #39 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 2 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #104 | Mer-kin healscroll | 8 |
| #49 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 11 |
| #123 | Mer-kin hookspear | 3 |
| #83 | Mer-kin killscroll | 8 |
| #52 | Mer-kin lipstick | 7 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #148 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 2 |
| #91 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin rollpin | 2 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 5 |
| #74 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 3 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin takebag | 4 |
| #136 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 2 |
| #75 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 2 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #52 | Mer-kin worktea | 2 |
| #4 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 2 |
| 🥉 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 2 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Meteorite-Ade | 1,560 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #14 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1,139 |
| #167 | Milk Studs | 39 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #107 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 3 |
| #23 | Misty Cape | 100 |
| #9 | Misty Cloak | 151 |
| #5 | Misty Robe | 273 |
| #26 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 3 |
| #972 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #36 | Moonds | 11 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #49 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 3 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #91 | Mortimer's nostrum | 2 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #5 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 202 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessaturday | 8 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #25 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 6 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #467 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 115 |
| 🥉 | Mrs. Rush | 228 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #58 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 13 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #46 | Murderer's Punch | 6 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #6 | My First Art of War | 69 |
| #5 | My First Paycheck envelope | 48 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #150 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #12 | Mysterious Stranger | 4 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #567 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #6 | Nadsat berry | 56 |
| 🥉 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 278 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #147 | Neuromancer | 6 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #10 | Neverending Party favor | 277 |
| #17 | Neverending Party guest pass | 7 |
| #37 | New Age healing crystal | 354 |
| #38 | New Age hurting crystal | 15 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #103 | New Zealand iced tea | 134 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #32 | Newman's Own Trousers | 22 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 7 |
| #246 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #153 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 9 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #158 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #26 | O | 20 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #7 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 230 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #629 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #16 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 60 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #194 | Orcish meat locker | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #91 | Osk'r Chow | 3 |
| #33 | Othello's dagger | 7 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #73 | Othello's military jacket | 2 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #39 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 4 |
| #90 | P.B.L.T. | 23 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #15 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1,138 |
| #90 | PEEZ dispenser | 141 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #102 | Pain Dip | 3 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| #22 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 7 |
| #25 | Pastaco shell | 2 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #21 | Pendant of Fire | 2 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #9 | Pener's drumstick | 11 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #16 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #230 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 6 |
| #137 | Piddles | 9 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #107 | PlexiPips | 2 |
| #30 | Pneumo bar | 4 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1,930 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #79 | Polka Pop | 13 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #23 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 11 |
| #16 | Potion of Heroism | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| 🥇 | Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #188 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #5 | Professor What T-Shirt | 381 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #50 | Prunets | 4 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #37 | Psychotic Train wine | 44 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #18 | Punching Potion | 11 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #15 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1,101 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #11 | Racisto Ruidoso | 29 |
| #88 | Rad Lib | 2 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #38 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 7 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #634 | Ram's Face Lager | 11 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 2 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 2 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 2 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #126 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #6 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 386 |
| #252 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #523 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #23 | Ring of Fire | 4 |
| #14 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 5 |
| #904 | Rock Pops | 54 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #71 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 3 |
| #76 | Roman sadnals | 5 |
| #163 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 9 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #62 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 103 |
| #90 | Russian Ice | 2 |
| #126 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 2 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #17 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 16 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #16 | SMOOCH soda | 674 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #94 | Sacramento wine | 2 |
| #7 | Safari Jack's moustache | 50 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Salsa Caliente™ candle | 313 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #15 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #77 | Saturday Night Special | 5 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #31 | Sazerorc | 3 |
| #30 | Sazuruk-hai | 4 |
| #52 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 22 |
| #4 | Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle | 240 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #67 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #349 | Senior Mints | 16 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #20 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #21 | Shielding Potion | 12 |
| #154 | Shivering Chèvre | 11 |
| #101 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 9 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #7 | Site Alpha ID badge | 2 |
| #7 | Sitrep berry | 73 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherzâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #29 | Slimosa | 3 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #73 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 2 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #65 | Smart Bone Dust | 9 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Smoldering Clover™ candle | 260 |
| #5 | Snarf berry | 61 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #401 | Snow Queen Crown | 5 |
| #124 | Sogg-Os | 2 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #44 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 2 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #42 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 2 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #9 | Sourfinger | 3 |
| #13 | Southern yam | 1 |
| #15 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #21 | Spechunky bar | 12 |
| #32 | Special Seasoning | 27 |
| #25 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #210 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #215 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #202 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #810 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1,333 |
| #338 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #11 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 5 |
| #24 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 23 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #5 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1,838 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #74 | Steal This Candy | 53 |
| #58 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 3 |
| #65 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 2 |
| #48 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 3 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #35 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 9 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #63 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 2 |
| #40 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 9 |
| #47 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 4 |
| #54 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 2 |
| #48 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 3 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #52 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 5 |
| #73 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 2 |
| #48 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 3 |
| #10 | Steamboat | 2 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #73 | Stephen's secret formula | 2 |
| #101 | Stone Golem pebbles | 10 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #81 | Strix stix | 52 |
| #15 | Strong, Silent Type | 3 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #147 | Sugar Cog | 20 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #72 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 3 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #29 | Suppurating Sinner | 3 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #310 | Swizzler | 2 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #153 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 3 |
| #105 | TI-9000 calculator | 22 |
| #31 | TRIO cup of beer | 6 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 2 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #17 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1,104 |
| #15 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1,130 |
| #33 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 6 |
| #14 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1,166 |
| #56 | Take Eleven Bar | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #19 | Tales of Spelunking | 20 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #49 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 5 |
| #9 | Tapioc berry | 68 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #204 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 3 |
| #28 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 37 |
| #99 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #18 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 5 |
| #56 | Texas tea | 8 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #67 | The Author's inkwell | 5 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #4 | The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle | 190 |
| 🥉 | The Big Book of Communism | 6 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #20 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 56 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #13 | The Emperor's new hat | 6 |
| #16 | The Emperor's new pants | 5 |
| #11 | The Emperor's new shirt | 8 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #12 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 9 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #39 | The Jokester's gun | 2 |
| #33 | The Jokester's pants | 2 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #22 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #17 | The One Mood Ring | 2 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #7 | The Spirit of Giving | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 358 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #57 | Third Base | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #53 | This Charming Flan | 2 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 12 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1223 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 58 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 22 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1045 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #6 | Time Cloak | 2 |
| #15 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 2 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #370 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 5 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #21 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 15 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #19 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 15 |
| #40 | Trainbot circuitry | 140 |
| #11 | Trainbot harness | 11 |
| #25 | Trainbot linkages | 163 |
| #26 | Trainbot luggage hook | 4 |
| #26 | Trainbot optics | 144 |
| #23 | Trainbot plating | 167 |
| #22 | Trainbot radar monocle | 4 |
| #32 | Trainbot servomotors | 131 |
| #38 | Trainbot slag | 211 |
| #32 | Trainbot tubing | 161 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #7 | Trash, a Memoir | 2 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #116 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 86 |
| #113 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 86 |
| #119 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 64 |
| #114 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 78 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #7 | Turtive | 2 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #10 | Typical Tavern swill | 1,233 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #36 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 2 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #117 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 2 |
| #199 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 4 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #279 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 47 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #29 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 46 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unspeakable Earring | 2 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #22 | VYKEA blood rune | 4 |
| #19 | VYKEA bracket | 205 |
| #17 | VYKEA dowel | 1,915 |
| #23 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 4 |
| #24 | VYKEA hex key | 25 |
| #22 | VYKEA instructions | 31 |
| #22 | VYKEA lightning rune | 4 |
| #34 | VYKEA mead | 5 |
| #34 | VYKEA meatballs | 4 |
| #17 | VYKEA plank | 358 |
| #16 | VYKEA rail | 376 |
| #23 | VYKEA woadpaint | 174 |
| #2091 | Valentine | 2 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #5 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1,891 |
| #39 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #39 | Victor's Spoils | 9 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #110 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| #25 | Volcoino | 157 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #12 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1,666 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #104 | Wax Flask | 4 |
| #113 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 47 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #82 | Wet Russian | 4 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #44 | Whenchamacallit bar | 3 |
| #96 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 14 |
| #307 | White Citadel burger | 5 |
| #267 | White Citadel fries | 5 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #325 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 41 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #20 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 14 |
| #19 | Wrotz | 2 |
| #21 | X | 32 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #140 | Yakisoba's hat | 9 |
| #200 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 2 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #5 | Yeast of Boris | 1,853 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 13 |
| #12 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 7 |
| #31 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 4 |
| #12 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 6 |
| #11 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 4 |
| #6 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 11 |
| #13 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 5 |
| #14 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 5 |
| #11 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 6 |
| #10 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 7 |
| 🥇 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 258 |
| #29 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 2 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #32 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Yummy Tummy bean | 65 |
| #82 | Z-Bone steak | 37 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #64 | Zoodriver | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #10 | absentee voter ballot | 50 |
| #35 | abstraction: action | 36 |
| #34 | abstraction: category | 43 |
| #56 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #52 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: motion | 12 |
| #32 | abstraction: perception | 61 |
| #36 | abstraction: purpose | 40 |
| #35 | abstraction: sensation | 40 |
| #31 | abstraction: thought | 46 |
| #85 | acceptable bagel | 3 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #85 | accord ion | 3 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #70 | accordionoid rocca | 3 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #205 | actual reality goggles | 2 |
| #61 | actual tapas | 11 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #63 | adorable seal larva | 21 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| 🥇 | aerogel ascot | 27 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #39 | agnolotti arboli | 2 |
| #111 | agua de vida | 45 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #6 | airplane tattoo | 1 |
| 🥉 | alabaster bishop | 28 |
| 🥉 | alabaster king | 31 |
| 🥈 | alabaster knight | 46 |
| 🥈 | alabaster pawn | 62 |
| 🥉 | alabaster queen | 28 |
| 🥉 | alabaster rook | 50 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #7 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #65 | alien autoautopsy kit | 10 |
| #75 | alien drugs | 43 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #72 | alien hologram projector | 3 |
| #33 | alien meat | 21 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #37 | alien sandwich | 2 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #241 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #10 | amok pudding | 209 |
| #13 | amok putter | 64 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #8 | anchor bomb | 1 |
| #52 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #64 | ancient calendar fragment | 4 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #9 | ancient meat | 8 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #21 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 10 |
| #5 | ancient pills | 459 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #139 | ancient stone head | 6 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #61 | anemone nematocyst | 9 |
| #24 | anemone sauce | 19 |
| #10 | anemoney clip | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #11 | angry agate | 60 |
| #37 | angry inch | 17 |
| #62 | angst burger | 22 |
| #13 | animal part cracker | 18 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #33 | ankleweights | 2 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #372 | anti-anti-antidote | 4 |
| #9 | anti-burn cream | 2 |
| #10 | anti-creep cream | 1 |
| #9 | anti-goosebump cream | 3 |
| #12 | anti-odor cream | 8 |
| #7 | anti-pain cream | 17 |
| #151 | anticheese | 88 |
| #97 | antimatter wad | 2 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #91 | antique accordion | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #160 | antique hand mirror | 40 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #7 | aquamariner's necklace | 2 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #33 | armored prawn | 2 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #159 | arrowgram | 9 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #173 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #20 | asbestos sword hilt | 55 |
| #21 | asbestos thermos | 42 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #84 | asparagus lo mein | 3 |
| #57 | asparagus stir-fry | 7 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #255 | astral mushroom | 48 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #72 | autocalliope | 4 |
| #20 | automa-bot parts | 1,619 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7 | automatic wine thief | 3 |
| #6 | autumn breeze | 1,820 |
| #4 | autumn dollar | 1,216 |
| #6 | autumn leaf | 1,264 |
| #5 | autumn years wisdom | 1,266 |
| 🥉 | autumn-spice donut | 2,794 |
| #12 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #16 | autumnic balm | 1 |
| #13 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #218 | bätzle | 4 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #187 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #15 | baby oil shooter | 12 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #179 | baconstone | 40 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #24 | bad rum and good cola | 2 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #482 | badass belt | 94 |
| #84 | badass pie | 2 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #127 | bag of GORF | 25 |
| #134 | bag of GORP | 27 |
| #137 | bag of QWOP | 18 |
| #175 | bag of W&Ws | 49 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #59 | bag of foreign bribes | 2 |
| #45 | bag of grain | 2 |
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| #17 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #177 | balaclava | 5 |
| #301 | balaclava baklava | 9 |
| #41 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #36 | ballast turtle | 28 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #85 | baloney rotgut | 2 |
| #5 | balsa plank | 213 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #72 | banana | 120 |
| #4 | banana candle | 533 |
| #148 | banana cream pie | 4 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #435 | banana peel | 5 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| 🥉 | banana split | 330 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #80 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #150 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
| 🥉 | bar of freeze-dried water | 187 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #345 | barbed-wire fence | 13 |
| #137 | bargain flash powder | 7 |
| #91 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #16 | bark rootbeer | 30 |
| #43 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #20 | barnacled barrel | 521 |
| #64 | barrel beryl | 3 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #27 | barrel cracker | 55 |
| #47 | barrel gun | 9 |
| #28 | barrel pickle | 59 |
| #8 | barrel-aged eggnog | 6 |
| #59 | barrel-aged martini | 15 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #15 | basaltamander tongue | 86 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #20 | bastard baster | 2 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #54 | bat haggis | 14 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #96 | bat wing kabob | 6 |
| #68 | bat wing stir-fry | 7 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #355 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #47 | batarang | 19 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥇 | batskin belt | 425 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #167 | battered hubcap | 2 |
| #9 | battery (9-Volt) | 26 |
| #7 | battery (AA) | 117 |
| #14 | battery (AAA) | 144 |
| #5 | battery (D) | 80 |
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| #5 | battery (lantern) | 42 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #10 | bauxite beret | 61 |
| 🥉 | bauxite bow-tie | 70 |
| 🥈 | bauxite boxers | 72 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #138 | bazookafish bubble gum | 26 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #587 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #37 | bear claw | 8 |
| #74 | beard incense | 2 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #48 | beaver spear | 5 |
| #74 | beavermouth | 152 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #40 | beefy fish meat | 31 |
| #5 | beefy pill | 286 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #80 | beer-battered accordion | 4 |
| #84 | beer-scented teddy bear | 11 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #68 | beery blood | 4 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #11 | beetle antenna | 13 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | bent scrap metal | 763 |
| #57 | berries of suffering | 11 |
| #36 | berry-infused sake | 4 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #47 | big dribbly candle | 7 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| 🥇 | big hot pepper | 4,169 |
| #41 | big red button | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #61 | big rock | 86 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #40 | big stirring stick | 2 |
| #8 | big tun | 2,523 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #48 | birdbone corset | 8 |
| #9 | birdybug antenna | 13 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #35 | bit of clingfilm | 63 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #469 | black & tan | 2 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #12 | black and white cracker | 22 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #93 | black cloak | 3 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #117 | black facepaint | 3 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #155 | black forest ham | 21 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #8 | black gallstone | 1 |
| #89 | black gold | 10 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #94 | black kettle drum | 17 |
| #99 | black label | 10 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #121 | black magic powder | 5 |
| #11 | black mana | 145 |
| #117 | black paisley oyster egg | 33 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #409 | black pepper | 3 |
| #381 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #12 | black slime glob | 12 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #32 | black spot | 31 |
| #320 | black striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #487 | black sword | 3 |
| #87 | black tear | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #99 | blackberry polite | 3 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #64 | blammer | 1 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #65 | blended frozen swill | 5 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #281 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 21 |
| #46 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 10 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| 🥈 | blob of wood glue | 233 |
| #786 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #30 | blood and blood | 42 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #75 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #29 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 3 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #51 | bloodstain stick | 18 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #243 | bloody beer | 93 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #368 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #105 | blowdart | 2 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #62 | blue grass | 30 |
| #16 | blue lava globs | 2 |
| #20 | blue mana | 151 |
| #42 | blue money bag | 7 |
| #155 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #153 | blue paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #67 | blue plastic oyster egg | 69 |
| #10 | blue plate | 1 |
| #104 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 26 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #12 | blue pumps | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #47 | blue suede shoes | 2 |
| #19 | blue tulip | 31 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #8 | blueberry muffin | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #71 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | body spradium | 447 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #29 | boiling broth | 2 |
| #33 | boiling seal blood | 28 |
| #7 | bolder boulder | 24 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #133 | bone aperitif | 4 |
| #96 | bone bandoneon | 2 |
| #42 | bone bons | 5 |
| #10 | bone broth | 6 |
| #747 | bone chips | 8 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #12 | bone flour | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #87 | booby trap | 3 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #13 | boot flask | 3 |
| #12 | boot knife | 80 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | booze bindle | 8,548 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #51 | booze-soaked cherry | 13 |
| #53 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #87 | boring spaghetti | 10 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #55 | bottle of Amontillado | 20 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 238 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #68 | bottle of Evermore | 19 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #644 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #34 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 3 |
| #177 | bottle of Ooze-O | 8 |
| #98 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 9 |
| #317 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #48 | bottle of Professor Beer | 2 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #40 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 2 |
| #49 | bottle of Red-Out | 19 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #320 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #563 | bottle of alcohol | 2 |
| #31 | bottle of anÃs | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #173 | bottle of black cat tonic | 4 |
| #240 | bottle of bubbles | 49 |
| #29 | bottle of clam juice | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of dark rhum | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
| #23 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #189 | bottle of fire | 57 |
| #40 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 4 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of goofballs | 492 |
| #38 | bottle of gregnadigne | 3 |
| #60 | bottle of laundry sherry | 15 |
| #46 | bottle of lighter fluid | 17 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #60 | bottle of norwhiskey | 5 |
| #22 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 5 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of pirate juice | 12 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #96 | bottle of realpagne | 6 |
| #117 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 4 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #32 | bottle of sea wine | 16 |
| #548 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #22 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of wine | 3 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #241 | bottled inspiration | 2 |
| #47 | bottled swamp gas | 10 |
| #23 | bottoms of the barrel | 4 |
| #280 | boulder | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4 | bowl full of jelly | 1,090 |
| #71 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
| #74 | bowl of Jeal-O | 120 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #6 | bowl of eyeballs | 1,258 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #124 | bowl of lucky charms | 6 |
| 🥉 | bowl of maggots | 1,171 |
| #53 | bowl of marinade | 1 |
| #54 | bowl of mernudo | 36 |
| #4 | bowl of mummy guts | 1,184 |
| #15 | bowl of prescription candy | 1 |
| #48 | bowl of rye sprouts | 18 |
| #42 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #173 | box of Dweebs | 47 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #6719 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #26 | box turtle | 35 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #99 | boxing glove | 6 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #317 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 4 |
| #97 | brains casserole | 5 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #42 | brass abacus | 1 |
| #29 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #127 | brass gear | 21 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #13 | brass turkey knuckles | 1 |
| #33 | bread basket | 1 |
| #17 | bread line | 37 |
| #8 | bread man | 25 |
| #23 | bread mold | 1 |
| #65 | bread pie | 20 |
| #31 | bread roll | 1 |
| #59 | breadchucks | 6 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #130 | breakfast mess | 24 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #229 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2173 | brick | 3 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #28 | brilliant oyster egg | 25 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #32 | broberry brogurt | 2 |
| #30 | brocolate brogurt | 2 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #7 | broken beer bottle | 78 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #10 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 129 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #273 | broken sword | 11 |
| #46 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #13 | bronze | 2 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #69 | bronze polish | 4 |
| #112 | bronzed locust | 26 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #163 | brown felt tophat | 2 |
| #84 | brown paper bag mask | 10 |
| #82 | brown paper pants | 8 |
| #18 | brown pirate pants | 4 |
| 🥉 | brown pixel | 3,861 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #54 | browser cookie | 4 |
| #8 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 39 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #4 | bubblegum heart |