Museum :: Misha

Misha_Z

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#111	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#638	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#15	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	5
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#37	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	44
#176	"caramel" orange	6
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#98	"meat" stick	2
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#85	1,970 carat gold	8
#1433	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#70	11-leaf clover	10
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#7	17-ball	2
#76	1952 Mickey Mantle card	79
#1423	2-ball	1
🥉	20-lb can of rice and beans	198
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1450	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1225	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1469	4-ball	1
#102	4-d camera	2
#59	4-dimensional fez	3
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1430	5-ball	1
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#1420	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#924	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1483	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2240	8-ball	1
#25	8-billed baseball cap	9
#58	8-bit banana	3
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#71	A muse-bouche	4
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#105	ASCII fu manchu	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#92	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#35	Aerheads	1
#6	Affirmation Cookie	210
#52	Afternoon Delight	7
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#93	Aggressive Carrot	1
#42	Agitated Turkey	2
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#163	Alewife™ Ale	8
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#44	Ambitious Turkey	35
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#5	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	13
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#39	Ancient Saucehelm	26
#97	Angelhair Culottes	9
#1966	Angry Farmer candy	2
#170	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	8
#67	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
#37	Argarggagarg's fang	22
#6	Arrow (+1)	1,696
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#53	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#47	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	4
#51	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1130	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#71	Atomic Pop	14
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#10	AutumnFest ale	706
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#12	Azurite	1,763
#88	BACON	518
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#453	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#26	BOOterfinger	16
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#255	BRICKO brick	319
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#25	BROS Energy Drink	59
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#523	BURT	14
#74	Bag o' Tricks	1
#8	Baja sopapilla	51
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#98	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#91	Barney's rake	3
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#118	Barulio's bottle	2
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#45	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#24	Batfellow comic	10
#194	Battlie Light Saver	1
#26	Beach Buck	419
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#930	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#48	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#880	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#28	Big Punk	14
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#192	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
#47	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#146	BitterSweetTarts	8
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#55	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#21	Blue Diamond of Honesty	17
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#2770	Boss Bat britches	1
#112	Boss Drops	1
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#80	Bowl of Scorpions	5
#46	Bowlet	3
#8	Boxing Day Pass	115
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#40	Bram's choker	4
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
🥈	Breathitin™	142
#68	Bright Water	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#421	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#93	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#45	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#18	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#67	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1763	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1315	CRIMBCO scrip	20
#1267	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#185	CSA cheerfulness ration	5
#193	CSA discount card	3
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#172	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	7
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#47	Candicaine	4
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#9	Cantelope	2
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
🥉	Champagne Shimmy	23
#71	Charity's choker	3
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
🥉	Charleston shoes	21
#5	Charter: Nellyville	18
#6	Ched	3
#151	Cheer-Up soda	2
#323	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#29	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	8
#25	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#70	Chinese curse words	2
#53	Choco-Mint patty	9
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#78	Chroner	1,227
#15	Chroner cross	1
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#4	Chubby and Plump bar	1,052
#35	Churchill	1
🥇	Cincho de Mayo	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#45	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#24	Claw of the Infernal Seal	22
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#148	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1444	Cloaca grenade	3
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#80	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	16
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2405	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#55	Coinspiracy	218
#198	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#9	Cold Fang	1
#182	Cold Hots candy	61
#113	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#30	Comet Drop	5
#59	Comet Pop	6
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#165	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#114	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#10	Corpse Island iced tea	310
#112	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#415	Crimbo Credit	5
#5	Crimbo Factory surprise box	316
#713	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#15	Crimbo cookie sheet	15
#14	Crimbo crystal shards	32
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#67	Crimbo food scraps	130
#653	Crimbo fudge	14
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#918	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#110	Crimbo pie	32
#17	Crimbo salad	30
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#6	Crimbo train emergency brake	802
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#17	Crimbomega drive chain	5
#14	Crimbonium fuel rod	230
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#141	Crimbot battery	10
#85	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	61
#122	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#130	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#117	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#86	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	62
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#86	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	62
#73	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	22
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#84	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	66
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#60	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	31
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	60
#77	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	22
#83	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	63
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#125	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#13	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
#8	Crimbuccaneer breeches	17
#22	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	34
#32	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#12	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	13
#9	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1,168
#20	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#15	Crimbuccaneer lantern	4
#33	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	27
#32	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#216	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#35	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#57	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
#10	Crimbuccaneer runebone	6
#19	Crimbuccaneer shirt	30
#46	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	10
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	31
#1153	Crimbuck	443
#5	Crimbylow-rise jeans	5
#23	Crown of the Goblin King	505
#92	Cursed Punch	1
#17	Cycloney	1
#71	D roll	180
#67	DUFRESNE Suds	125
#4	Dad's brandy	723
#518	Daffy Taffy	58
#5	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	215
#6	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	157
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	400
#8	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	162
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	390
#8	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	185
#8	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	145
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#35	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	22
#100	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#176	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	31
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#238	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#79	Disgeist	1
#31	Dish of Clarified Butter	7
#312	Divine	1
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#739	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#11	Doc's Fortifying Wine	20
#13	Doc's Limbering Wine	15
#16	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#20	Doc's Smartifying Wine	7
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
🥇	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	6
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#131	Dolphin King's crown	33
#409	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	16
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#143	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
#50	Drac & Tan	3
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#284	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#13	Drip harness	2
#14	Driplet	26
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#49	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	8
#6	Drowsy Sword	504
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#124	Duskwalker fangs	2
#182	Duskwalker syringe	1
#98	Dust bunny	22
#5	Dweebisol™ inhaler	365
#1204	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#988	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#954	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#422	Eau de Guaneau	1
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#105	Effermint™ tablets	39
#4	Egnaro berry	62
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#287	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#169	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#193	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#295	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#6	Elder Turtle Shell	51
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#195	warbear high-efficiency still	1
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#38	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	27
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#9	warbear plain fedora	1
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#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
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#266	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#246	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
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#27	warbear wardance potion	63
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#41	warm fur	1
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#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
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#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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#10	whatsit-covered turtle shell	13
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#81	whimpering willow bark	5
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#26	white elephant gift	3
#214	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
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#19	white page	41
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#88	wiffle-flail	1
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#187	willyweed	1
#26	wind-up Whatsian robot	19
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#33	woim	1
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#1028	wolfman mask	1
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#645	worthless trinket	2
🥇	woven baling wire bracelets	151
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#504	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1155	wrench bracelet	1
#74	wrestling mask	1
#97	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
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#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
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#1048	wussiness potion	1
#70	x-ray mirror	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#177	yak anorak	1
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#85	yam candy	3
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#52	yellow drunki-bear	23
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#59	yellow paisley oyster egg	31
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#41	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	38
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#19	yellow seashell	684
#57	yellow striped oyster egg	28
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#82	yule gruel	19
#73	yule hatchet	7
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#51	zen motorcycle	1
#99	zmobie	4
#23	zombie	35
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#112	zombie hollandaise	9
#851	zombie pineal gland	5

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