| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2461 | killing feather | 3 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |