Museum :: DTMaster

DTMaster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#255	30669 scroll	40
#200	33398 scroll	106
#335	334 scroll	17
#1474	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#765	8-ball	20
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#684	Crimbuck	1,362
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#82	GOTO	14
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#88	Gummi-DNA	19
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#500	Knob Goblin firecracker	28
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#67	NG	30
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#82	PADL Phone	233
#92	PB&BP	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#71	Skullhead's Screw	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#218	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	17
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#1740	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#190	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	27
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#86	ancient poisoned dart	46
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#408	ancient spice	3
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#411	ant agonist	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad-ass club	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#24	bag of airline peanuts	884
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#91	banana peel	61
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#434	bar skin	21
#122	bar whip	1
#88	barbed-wire fence	101
#114	bargain flash powder	10
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#434	baseball	9
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#47	bat whip	2
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#606	batblade	2
#1074	batgut	2
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#101	beastly paste	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#183	beer bomb	232
#465	beer bong	2
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#373	black pepper	4
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#272	black snake skin	22
#571	black sword	2
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#429	bone flute	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#63	bonedanna	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#224	bottle of alcohol	15
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#120	brick of sand	17
#746	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#502	broken sword	2
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#161	bubbly potion	111
#335	bucket of honey	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#787	buckyball	5
#52	bug paste	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#178	burst hellseal brain	46
#86	bus pass	15
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#18	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	70
#401	can of maces	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#240	candy skeleton	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#97	caret	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#901	cast	3
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#446	chaos butterfly	363
#89	charged magnet	1
#235	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#277	chloroform rag	11
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#156	cloudy potion	121
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#73	clown whip	2
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#14	club of corruption	2
#189	cocktail napkin	34
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#86	communications windchimes	215
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#653	cool whip	2
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#389	corn holder	2
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#22	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	2
#8	corrupt club of corruption	2
#38	cosmic paste	1
#259	costume sword	2
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#53	curdflinger	2
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#204	dark potion	88
#139	day-old beer	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#394	demon skin	21
#51	demon whip	2
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#369	dented harmonica	2
#280	depantsing bomb	13
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1650	disco ball	2
#1718	disco mask	1
#197	disease	91
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#221	double-barreled sling	2
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#763	drum machine	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#781	dwarf bread	4
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#1553	easter egg balloon	15
#71	ectoplasmic paste	1
#171	effervescent potion	107
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#57	elemental paste	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#289	elven hardtack	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1304	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#117	exploding hacky-sack	24
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#106	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	3
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#195	eye of newt	72
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
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#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
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#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
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#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
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#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
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#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
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#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
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#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
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#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
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#93	troutpiece	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#266	vampire pearl	1
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#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#1043	viking helmet	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#739	vorpal blade	2
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#407	war tongs	2
#198	water pipe bomb	393
#474	water wings	1
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#630	whiskey sour	1
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#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#304	white picket fence	12
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
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#51	white whip	2
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#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#815	windchimes	1
#190	wine-soaked bone chips	5
#476	witty rapier	2
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#191	wooden figurine	1
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#208	world's smallest violin	2
#554	worn tophat	1
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#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#234	wussiness potion	76
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 11,977 items total!

what items are this player missing?