| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #255 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Abyssal ember | 940 |
| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #70 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #83 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #32 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #53 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #73 | Beignet Milgranet | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #74 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #67 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #236 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 23 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #49 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #255 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #127 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #168 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #39 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #61 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #65 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #39 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #491 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #4 | LOV Elephant | 547 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #336 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 7 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #29 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #32 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #24 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #74 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #16 | My First Art of War | 51 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #68 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #2363 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #60 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #59 | Prunets | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #107 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #11 | Septapus summoning charm | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #23 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 2 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #96 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #56 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #35 | Yolo™ chocolates | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
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| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
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| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
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| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
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| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
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| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
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| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #6 | blown-out speaker cone | 1 |
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| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
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| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #12 | blue pumps | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #71 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
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| #62 | bone bons | 1 |
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| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #122 | booby trap | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
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| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #21 | boot flask | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #53 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
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| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
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| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
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| #24 | bottle of dark rhum | 1 |
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| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
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| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #76 | bottle of lighter fluid | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
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| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
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| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
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| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
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| #1053 | box | 1 |
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| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
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| #2709 | brick | 1 |
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| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
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| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #98 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
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| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
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| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #118 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1628 | buckyball | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #852 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #144 | button rouge | 1 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
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| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
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| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
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| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
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| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
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| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #37 | carrot cake precipice bar | 1 |
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| #52 | cashew | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #8 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
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| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
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| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
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| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
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| #57 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #123 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
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| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
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| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
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| #200 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #577 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #48 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #57 | chocotini | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
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| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #36 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #90 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
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| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #379 | club necklace | 17 |
| #27 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #159 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #125 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #205 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #25 | cold jelly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #80 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #86 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
| #103 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #120 | conjured ice cream | 2 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #65 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #170 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #70 | cop dollar | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #56 | cornucopia | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #106 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #142 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #48 | cow poker | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #127 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #104 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #13 | creepy-ass club | 2 |
| #100 | crident | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #71 | crudles | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #4 | crushed steamer trunk | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #114 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Voraci tea | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #145 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #142 | d20 | 1 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
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| #22 | daddy shortlegs leg | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #108 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #142 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #134 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #19 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #23 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #114 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #83 | dented spoon | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
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| #51 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| #60 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #76 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #109 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #48 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 1 |
| #133 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #53 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #85 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #43 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #14 | dromedary drinking helmet | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1016 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #102 | eel battery | 1 |
| #88 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #51 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #107 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #173 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #90 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #54 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #14 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #133 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #194 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #84 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #16 | evil-ass club | 2 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #49 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #63 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #53 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #77 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #42 | fake cocktail | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| 🥇 | familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #119 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #119 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #101 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #65 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #31 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #219 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #119 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #20 | five-fingered fern resin | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #17 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #18 | flaming nose | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #100 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #417 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #206 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #83 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #36 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #15 | folder (Ex-Files) | 1 |
| #14 | folder (Jackass Plumber) | 1 |
| #17 | folder (Knight Writer) | 1 |
| #19 | folder (barbarian) | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #20 | folder (catfish) | 1 |
| #31 | folder (cyan) | 1 |
| #13 | folder (dancing dolphins) | 1 |
| #46 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #54 | folder (heavy metal) | 1 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #129 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| 🥇 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1,535 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | frozen seal spine | 991 |
| #62 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #39 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| 🥇 | fustulent seal grulch | 1,546 |
| #202 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #49 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #134 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #140 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #61 | gas can | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #24 | giant O | 1 |
| #26 | giant X | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #194 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #161 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #37 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #135 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #199 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #250 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #188 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #131 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #102 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #44 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #118 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #164 | goblin water | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #341 | good brain | 1 |
| #73 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #119 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #110 | grease trap | 1 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #66 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #32 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #81 | green mana | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #123 | grey cube | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #102 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #47 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #12 | gumshoes | 2 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #75 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #80 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #106 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #67 | ham steak | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #120 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #118 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
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