Museum :: HappyDeadChicken

HappyDeadChicken

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥇	Abyssal ember	940
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#32	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2315	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#572	Chroner	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#78	Coily™	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#235	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#241	Eldritch snap	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#38	Glum berry	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#28	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#4	LOV Elephant	547
#33	LOV Elixir #3	1
#31	LOV Elixir #6	1
#28	LOV Elixir #9	1
#116	LOV Entrance Pass	1
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Locust	1
#38	London frog	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#17	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#338	Marquis de Poivre soda	7
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#26	Mayodiol	1
#28	Mayoflex	1
#32	Mayonex	1
#24	Mayostat	1
#23	Mayozapine	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
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Wow, that's 24,558 items total!

what items are this player missing?