Museum :: kissenger

kissenger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#347	"DRINK ME" potion	32
#80	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#539	30669 scroll	10
#457	33398 scroll	31
#286	334 scroll	21
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#190	64067 scroll	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#179	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#172	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#168	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#143	Alice's Army Coward	3
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#146	Alice's Army Guard	5
#166	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#145	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#166	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#169	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#168	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#175	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#154	Alice's Army Nurse	5
#203	Alice's Army Page	2
#181	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#160	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#173	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#206	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#529	Angry Farmer candy	136
#139	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#286	BRICKO brick	145
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#245	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#192	BitterSweetTarts	2
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#269	Cold Hots candy	30
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#311	Crimbo candied pecan	40
#364	Crimbo fudge	31
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#342	Crimbo peppermint bark	35
#343	Crimbo pie	6
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#171	Crimboween memo	50
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#239	Daffy Taffy	139
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#144	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#134	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	104
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#111	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	17
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#518	Dyspepsi grenade	25
#819	Dyspepsi-Cola	62
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#239	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	13
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#169	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#837	Feynman gate	10
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#151	GOTO	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#257	Game Grid ticket	3
#266	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#726	Goodfella contract	9
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#314	Hell ramen	10
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#156	Hollandaise helmet	63
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#931	Imp Ale	74
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#935	Jack-in-the-box	3
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#185	Jolly Roger charrrm	25
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#308	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	30
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#469	Knob Goblin elite helm	9
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#566	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#340	Knob Goblin firecracker	53
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#415	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#249	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#175	Knob Goblin pants	97
#255	Knob Goblin perfume	13
#152	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
#262	Knob Goblin scimitar	51
#137	Knob Goblin seltzer	183
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#167	Knob Goblin steroids	87
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#268	Knob Goblin superseltzer	26
#186	Knob Goblin tongs	103
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#566	Knob mushroom	5
#190	Knob nuts	2
#162	Knob pasty	3
#521	Knob sausage	3
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#596	Knoll mushroom	10
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#481	LED block	2
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3359	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#265	M-242	42
#216	MSG	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#611	Mad Train wine	120
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#519	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15
#294	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#257	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	27
#222	Meleegra™ pills	47
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#154	Mer-kin takebag	2
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#358	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	134
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#357	Mohawk wig	26
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#353	Mountain Stream soda	60
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#447	Mr. Mediocrebar	119
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#48	ND	10
#374	NG	1
#214	NPZR chemistry set	23
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#385	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#97	Northern pemmican	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#122	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	12
#191	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#77	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	12
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#433	Now and Earlier	6
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#275	Orcish baseball cap	12
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#195	Piddles	1
#284	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#164	Polka Pop	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#378	Ram's Face Lager	63
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#148	Regular Cloaca Cola	10
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#312	Rock Pops	162
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#89	Russian Ice	2
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#648	Senior Mints	6
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#203	Snow Queen Crown	16
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#428	Spam Witch sammich	69
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#12	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#254	Sugar Cog	10
#437	Summer Nights	3
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#227	Supernova Champagne	23
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#465	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	103
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#82	The Bomb	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#205	Tiger-lily's milk	5
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#369	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#498	Trollhouse cookies	55
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#64	Venus flytrap	7
#59	Vial of jus de larmes	3
#78	WA	10
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#525	Warm Subject gift certificate	61
#162	Wax Flask	1
#158	White Citadel burger	19
#124	White Citadel fries	12
#105	White Hyborian	1
#178	Wint-O-Fresh mint	102
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#202	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	11
#805	Yummy Tummy bean	221
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
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#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
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#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
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#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
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#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
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#1757	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
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#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
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#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#2175	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#1766	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
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#29	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	20
#2159	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2847	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#1515	tiny plastic star starfish	12
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
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#718	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#164	tiny slimy cyst	6
#18	tiny top hat and cane	4
#294	tip jar	3
#82	tires	118
#175	tisket	2
#182	titanium assault umbrella	71
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#79	tobiko-infused sake	2
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#272	toy ray gun	39
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#1190	toy soldier	1
#242	toy space helmet	39
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#60	traffic jam toast	1
#116	transporter transponder	18
#478	tree skirt	1
#245	tree-eating kite	150
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#95	trout fang	2
#93	troutpiece	1
#376	true grit	4
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#175	tube of dread wax	29
#102	tube of hair oil	5
#259	tube sock	2
#138	tulip	6
#105	tuning fork	2
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#299	turtle totem	160
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#289	turtlemail bits	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#39	turtlemail hauberk	3
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
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#413	twinkly powder	3
#639	twinkly wad	50
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#98	ultrafondue	1
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#129	underwater slingshot	1
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#417	unearthly onyx	1
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#355	unidentified jerky	21
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#212	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	32
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2208	unstable DNA	2
#690	unstable laser battery	55
#254	unstable quark	2
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#277	upsy daisy	10
#511	urinal cake	2
#1908	useless powder	1
#1250	valuable trinket	30
#361	vampire collar	4
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#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
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#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#23	very large caltrop	2
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#339	viking helmet	33
#1437	vinegar	4
#463	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	9
#27	vinyl boots	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#383	vodka and cranberry	4
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#101	vodka gibson	1
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#564	volcanic ash	1
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#600	voodoo snuff	1
#402	vorpal blade	11
#582	wad of dough	41
#63	wad of slimy rags	22
#323	wad of tofu	13
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#70	walrus-tusk earring	16
#586	wang	1
#321	war tongs	4
#354	warm mushroom	4
#76	wasabi marble soda	2
#79	wasabi pocky	2
#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
#237	water pipe bomb	270
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#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#141	weremoose spit	2
#126	wet stew	1
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#54	wheel	50
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#198	whiskey and cola	11
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#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#425	whiskey sour	3
#460	white Canadian	5
#222	white Xanadian	1
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#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
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#298	white collar	4
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#438	white lightning	19
#352	white picket fence	10
#303	white pixel	102
#279	white rice	4
#290	white satin pants	12
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#422	white snake skin	21
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#415	white sword	8
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1665	whoopie cushion	3
#405	wicker shield	3
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#1870	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#355	windchimes	17
#415	wine spritzer	1
#376	witty rapier	5
#69	wizard action figure	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#374	wolf mask	56
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#196	wonderwall shield	6
#261	wooden axe	2
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#402	worthless knick-knack	14
#348	worthless trinket	10
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#451	wussiness potion	23
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
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#51	yak toupee	2
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#63	yakskin skirt	1
#180	yam candy	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#336	yellow brick road	1
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#399	yellow candygram	1
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#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1945	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#613	yeti fur	120
#167	yo	50
#1260	yo-yo	11
#378	yohohoyo	4
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#110	zmobie	3
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 32,645 items total!

what items are this player missing?