Museum :: Wintermute

Wintermute

Rank	Item	Quantity
#461	1-ball	10
#273	2-ball	18
#318	3-ball	16
#355	4-ball	13
#383	5-ball	12
#342	6-ball	14
#320	668 scroll	2
#237	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
#377	7-ball	13
#139	8-ball	305
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#405	Angry Farmer candy	242
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#750	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#131	Black Body™ spray	2
#43	Black No. 2	440
#59	Blackfly Chardonnay	169
#128	Blatantly Canadian	38
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#2641	Crimbuck	9
#1269	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#1268	Daffy Taffy	14
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1653	Drowsy Sword	5
#1216	Dyspepsi-Cola	23
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#337	Gaia beads	6
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#253	Gnollish flyswatter	12
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#251	Gnollish pie tin	15
#147	Gnollish plunger	19
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#180	Gummi-DNA	6
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#145	Iiti Kitty phone charm	27
#435	Imp Ale	395
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#216	Jolly Roger charrrm	20
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#603	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#468	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#371	Knob Goblin firecracker	48
#236	Knob Goblin harem pants	19
#202	Knob Goblin harem veil	24
#347	Knob Goblin love potion	35
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#368	Knob Goblin pants	26
#188	Knob Goblin perfume	19
#319	Knob Goblin scimitar	36
#452	Knob Goblin seltzer	17
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#297	Knob Goblin steroids	37
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#376	Knob Goblin tongs	29
#647	Knob mushroom	3
#386	Knob sausage	8
#479	Knoll mushroom	16
#209	LED block	7
#318	Lockenstock™ sandals	6
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#108	M-242	109
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1064	Mad Train wine	22
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#169	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#202	Meat detector	3
#721	Meleegra™ pills	7
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#102	Mer-kin hookspear	5
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#99	Mer-kin thingpouch	6
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#291	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	204
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#341	Mohawk wig	29
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#491	Mountain Stream soda	25
#1634	Mr. Mediocrebar	17
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#138	NG	10
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#208	Oil of Parrrlay	11
#253	Orcish baseball cap	14
#204	Orcish cargo shorts	16
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#430	PADL Phone	8
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#127	Pine-Fresh air freshener	30
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#14	Snow Queen Crown	1,371
#546	Spam Witch sammich	38
#579	Spooky Surprise Egg	12
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#190	Supernova Champagne	34
#236	Swabbie™ swab	12
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#508	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	96
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#270	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#547	Trollhouse cookies	43
#204	Tuesday's ruby	12
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#29	Venus flytrap	11
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#716	Warm Subject gift certificate	17
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1566	Yummy Tummy bean	78
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#329	accidental cider	3
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#305	acoustic guitarrr	12
#344	all-purpose cleaner	12
#24	all-purpose flower	11
#109	alphabet gum	17
#400	amulet of extreme plot significance	33
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#162	ancient protein powder	42
#295	ancient spice	7
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#41	ant hoe	13
#40	ant pick	14
#65	ant pitchfork	9
#80	ant rake	7
#69	ant sickle	7
#388	anticheese	13
#721	antique greaves	2
#181	antique hand mirror	34
#518	antique helmet	7
#336	antique packet of ketchup	3
#669	antique shield	3
#645	antique spear	4
#342	armgun	4
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#194	asbestos ore	39
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#489	asparagus knife	10
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#721	baby killer bee	12
#1715	baconstone	3
#2311	badass belt	22
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#156	balaclava	6
#115	balaclava baklava	42
#1312	ball	3
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#362	banana peel	9
#591	bar skin	11
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#840	barrrnacle	14
#176	baseball	43
#59	basic meat foon	1
#47	basic meat helmet	8
#95	basic meat pants	2
#459	bat guano	16
#324	bat wing	43
#663	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#343	batblade	8
#423	batgut	54
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#437	beach glass bead	5
#464	beer bong	2
#182	beer goggles	2
#428	beer helmet	6
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#190	bellhop bell	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#381	big boom	1
#415	big red clown nose	13
#474	big rock	1
#47	bigger stick	5
#294	bilge wine	61
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#36	bit-o-cactus	240
#81	black & tan	86
#150	black cherry soda	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#116	black facepaint	3
#46	black forest cake	222
#42	black forest ham	177
#26	black greaves	116
#23	black helmet	130
#389	black kettle drum	1
#36	black pepper	203
#308	black picnic basket	4
#828	black pixel	6
#157	black pudding	21
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#30	black shield	129
#53	black snake skin	252
#28	black sword	139
#140	blackberry	176
#15	blackberry combat boots	142
#48	blackberry moccasins	7
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#477	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#324	blue pixel	207
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#213	bone collar	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#312	booty chest charrrm	19
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#252	bottle of alcohol	13
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#451	bottle of gin	34
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#406	bottle of popskull	4
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#337	bottle of rum	163
#226	bottle of sake	3
#442	bottle of sewage schnapps	9
#748	bottle of tequila	13
#464	bottle of vodka	31
#416	bottle of whiskey	79
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#497	bowl of cottage cheese	28
#359	box	32
#571	boxed wine	23
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#47	brass stinger	9
#7	brick of sand	622
#347	briefcase	13
#52	broken carburetor	4
#421	broken skull	39
#501	broken sword	2
#248	bronze breastplate	6
#180	brown sugar cane	33
#199	bubblewrap ore	11
#145	bubbly potion	126
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#109	buckler buckle	5
#1627	buckyball	1
#425	bugbear beanie	12
#410	bugbear bungguard	12
#199	bullet-proof corduroys	31
#590	bum cheek	11
#321	bunch of square grapes	10
#170	buoybottoms	6
#31	cactus fruit	184
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#422	can of Swiller	3
#211	can of black paint	1
#158	can of maces	7
#63	can of starch	4
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#783	candied yams	11
#2565	candy cane	7
#1326	candy stake	5
#311	cannonball charrrm	18
#109	canopic jar	126
#1149	canteen of wine	11
#1082	capacitor relay	7
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#387	carbonated soy milk	6
#178	carbonated water lily	41
#222	cardboard katana	2
#214	cardboard ore	10
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#481	carob chunks	5
#416	casino pass	6
#398	cast	42
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#442	cat appendix	5
#443	catgut	11
#83	catskin cap	1
#93	catsup	4
#802	cement sandals	1
#42	centipede eggs	170
#428	chef's hat	18
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#449	chewing gum on a string	13
#155	chintzy accordion pin	4
#101	chintzy disco ball pendant	10
#116	chisel	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#81	chocolate spurs	8
#285	chopsticks	16
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#157	chrome ore	45
#372	chrome sword	2
#87	chunk of rock salt	123
#481	clay peace-sign bead	3
#546	clockwork key	3
#134	clockwork maid	1
#143	cloudy potion	134
#1796	clown hammer	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#378	clown skin	15
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#36	cob of corn	50
#280	cocktail napkin	14
#387	cocoa eggshell fragment	154
#744	coconut shell	15
#244	coffin lid	6
#441	cog	58
#389	cold ninja mask	7
#278	cold nuggets	3
#170	cold powder	4
#327	cold wad	2
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#314	communications windchimes	20
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
#458	cool whip	5
#350	copper ha'penny charrrm	14
#270	corn holder	4
#333	cornuthaum	15
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#854	corpsedriver	5
#1221	corpsetini	3
#74	cosmic lemonade	2
#107	costume sword	8
#56	cracker	5
#420	cranberries	51
#699	crazy little Turkish delight	5
#231	cream stout	15
#288	creamsicle	9
#113	crotchety pants	1
#272	crowbarrr	9
#167	cup of primitive beer	16
#299	curmudgel	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#267	daisy	11
#123	dance card	22
#143	dark potion	125
#211	dead guy's watch	39
#537	decaying goldfish liver	2
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#1478	defective skull	1
#152	dehydrated caviar	47
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#149	delicious shimmering moth	6
#191	demon skin	83
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#41	demonskin jacket	9
#428	dense meat stack	159
#207	deodorant	14
#204	desiccated apricot	46
#265	diamond-studded cane	25
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#263	didgeridooka	14
#255	dire fudgesicle	5
#558	dirty hobo gloves	20
#663	disassembled clover	53
#71	disbelief suspenders	23
#1649	disco ball	2
#1717	disco mask	1
#395	disease	27
#408	disembodied brain	7
#322	disintegrating quill pen	20
#118	disintegrating spiky collar	4
#201	displaced fish	30
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#360	distressed denim pants	6
#993	disturbing fanfic	35
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#423	drab sonata	8
#450	draggin' ball hat	11
#572	dried face	3
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#168	drum machine	41
#783	dry noodles	15
#919	drywall axe	10
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#896	duct tape	25
#164	dull fish scale	41
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#488	dusty bottle of Marsala	22
#493	dusty bottle of Merlot	24
#402	dusty bottle of Muscat	33
#488	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	23
#441	dusty bottle of Port	32
#394	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	33
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#702	dwarf bread	5
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#400	eXtreme mittens	8
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#112	eel skin	1
#134	effervescent potion	138
#337	eggbeater	1
#1146	eggnog	11
#1262	elven cellocello	16
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
#281	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	46
#194	empty meat tank	19
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#223	enchanted bean	13
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#224	enchanted toothpick	6
#1180	encoder ring	1
#461	energy drink IV	2
#1071	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#350	enormous belt buckle	8
#100	enormous hoop earring	14
#152	evil golden arch	88
#503	evil googly eye	9
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#48	evil teddy bear sewing kit	6
#22	exotic orchid	11
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#45	extra-fancy ring setting	9
#48	extra-large palm-frond toupee	3
#244	extra-strength strongness elixir	6
#1016	eye of newt	1
#116	eye-pod	5
#369	eyepatch	17
#485	f3d0r4	10
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#74	fairy gravy boat	13
#507	fake blood	2
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#94	false eyelashes	6
#374	fancy bath salts	29
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#790	fancy chocolate	4
#930	fat stacks of cash	4
#1747	felt	3
#278	ferret bait	34
#598	fetid feather	4
#303	fez of etymology	1
#208	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	11
#431	filthy corduroys	11
#169	filthy hippy poncho	3
#406	filthy knitted dread sack	11
#1713	filthy lucre	4
#602	filthy pestle	1
#351	filthy poultice	8
#658	fine wine	3
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#327	fire poi	5
#35	fish scimitar	3
#80	fish stick	1
#157	fish-liver oil	158
#166	fizzy potion	113
#344	flaming crutch	18
#609	flaming feather	6
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#393	flaming talons	15
#338	flange	7
#139	flaregun	115
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#217	flute of flat champagne	53
#109	foam noodle	11
#54	foie gras	51
#400	foolscap fool's cap	6
#269	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#323	frat brats	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#462	frightful feather	11
#274	frilly shirt	2
#470	frilly skirt	6
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#565	frozen feather	7
#547	frozen mushroom	3
#347	frozen nunchaku	8
#1168	fruitcake	14
#521	funky dried mushroom	7
#540	furniture dolly	1
#647	furry fur	64
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#59	ganger bandana	2
#514	gator skin	4
#451	gauze garter	7
#183	gauze shorts	1
#342	ghuol ears	38
#366	ghuol egg	49
#305	ghuol guolash	29
#24	giant cactus quill	71
#815	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#1643	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#28	giant fishhook	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#369	giant needle	105
#865	giant pinky ring	15
#1225	gingerbread bugbear	15
#596	gingerbread horror	10
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#148	glass of goat's milk	97
#144	glistening fish meat	4
#302	glowing red eye	61
#457	gnatwing	7
#469	gnauga hide	8
#404	gnoll lips	8
#234	gnoll teeth	19
#626	goat beard	3
#206	goat cheese	148
#289	goat cheese pizza	32
#204	goatskin umbrella	8
#563	gob of wet hair	11
#83	gold lamé pants	11
#1800	golden ring	39
#1547	googly eye	5
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#408	gr8ps	8
#604	grapefruit	3
#627	grapes	4
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#103	grassy cutlass	12
#233	grave robbing shovel	7
#675	gray bow tie	9
#202	green pixel	337
#239	green pixel potion	3
#327	green smoke bomb	4
#99	gremlin juice	34
#313	grouchy restless spirit	47
#1341	grue egg	19
#338	grumpy old man charrrm	7
#98	grungy bandana	12
#174	grungy flannel shirt	4
#246	guano coffee cup	10
#430	guitar pick	6
#655	hair spray	1
#181	half-rotten brain	4
#246	halfberd	2
#580	hamethyst	14
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#88	handful of hand chalk	751
#189	handful of moss	30
#175	handful of nuts and berries	24
#311	handful of pine needles	9
#665	handful of sand	7
#266	handful of sawdust	20
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#474	handsomeness potion	2
#219	happiness	11
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#266	harem girl t-shirt	4
#162	headhunter necktie	4
#600	heavy D	47
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#48	heavy necklace chain	9
#80	hellion cube	140
#137	helmet recipe	3
#1215	helmet turtle	10
#542	hemp string	9
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#354	yak skin	1
#2117	yellow snowcone	1
#1026	yeti fur	26
#76	yohohoyo	49
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 28,563 items total!

what items are this player missing?