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Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#116	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#88	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#237	"caramel" orange	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#115	"meat" stick	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#7	0	1
🥉	1	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#23	11-leaf clover	222
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1049	2-ball	2
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#686	30669 scroll	5
#987	33398 scroll	3
#772	334 scroll	2
#221	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#140	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#190	64067 scroll	2
#273	668 scroll	3
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1115	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1052	8-ball	11
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#67	8-bit banana	2
#93	9-ball	11
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#265	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#45	Accordion of Jordion	4
#37	Aerheads	1
#55	Affirmation Cookie	3
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#208	Alewife™ Ale	4
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#217	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#206	Alice's Army Guard	2
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#15	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#1032	Angry Farmer candy	33
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#31	Arrow (+1)	22
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#130	Atomic Pop	5
#69	Aura Libre	1
#55	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#43	Aye Aye	2
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#50	Azurite	2
#164	BACON	9
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#385	BRICKO brick	17
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#155	Baja sopapilla	6
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#120	Barulio's bottle	2
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#53	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#86	Battlie Light Saver	11
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#73	Beignet Milgranet	2
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#43	Bettie page	2
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#48	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#45	Black Hole	2
#377	Black No. 2	11
#28	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	2
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#42	Bloody Nora	2
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#14	Bluzzard	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#28	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#17	Boris's beer	3
#16	Boris's bread	2
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#114	Boss Drops	1
#92	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#59	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#76	Bowlet	1
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#84	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#77	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#68	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#90	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#378	CSA fire-starting kit	4
#180	CSA obedience grenade	2
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#13	Caipiranha	11
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#60	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#120	Chroner	820
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#36	Chubby and Plump bar	2
#29	Churchill	2
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#68	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#63	Claybender glasses	11
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#139	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#16	Cobra Bowl	2
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#589	Cold Hots candy	7
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#67	Comet Drop	1
#104	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo Credit	43
#98	Crimbo Factory surprise box	31
#1353	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#26	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#11	Crimbo dog sweater	2
#187	Crimbo food scraps	4
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1368	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#235	Crimbo salad	5
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#90	Crimbonium fuel rod	30
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	8
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#193	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#153	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#53	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	222
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	60
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#138	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	2
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#50	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#106	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#14	Cursed Punch	22
#17	Cycloney	1
#208	D roll	33
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
#43	Dad's brandy	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#90	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#143	Divine	6
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#154	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	90
#11	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	105
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#21	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	12
#28	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#31	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
#22	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#32	Doc's Smartifying Wine	2
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#198	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	13
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dressage	1
#4	Drip Institute petri dish	23
#11	Driplet	41
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1087	Drowsy Sword	12
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#81	Dump Truck	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#80	Duskwalker syringe	11
#184	Dust bunny	2
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#59	Easter grasshopper	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#135	Effermint™ tablets	21
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#24	Electric Punch	1
#142	Elf Army machine parts	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#267	Elf Guard MPC	55
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#99	Elf Guard eyedrops	2
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#75	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#101	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#132	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	2
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#65	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#346	Elmley shades	2
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#171	Elvish delight	1
#27	En Una Fila Tequila	3
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#24	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#49	Event Horizon	2
#123	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#37	Eye Agate	12
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#567	FDKOL commendation	102
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#38	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#27	Finnish Fish	4
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#13	Flag by the Foot™	4
#61	Flamin' Whatshisname	8
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#13	Flan	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#23	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	2
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#31	Fog Murderer	11
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#309	Frat Army FGF	8
#108	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#50	French bronilla brogurt	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#164	Friendliness Beverage	35
#51	Friendly Turkey	1
#69	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#66	Fun-Guy spore	2
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Wow, that's 421,657 items total!

what items are this player missing?