Museum :: Mansausage

Mansausage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#92	ASCII shirt	26
#19	Alewife™ Ale	208
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#26	Ankh of Badahnkadh	31
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#218	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#141	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#76	BGE shotglass	54
#110	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1568	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#265	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#233	Black No. 2	31
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#85	Bohemian rhapsody	8
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#215	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#1512	Boss Bat britches	6
#94	Bram's choker	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#82	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#135	CRIMBCOIDS mints	16
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#32	Cloaca grenade	505
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#20	Cookbook of the Damned	25
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#107	Corpse Island iced tea	46
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#252	Crimbo candied pecan	57
#313	Crimbo fudge	41
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#269	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#389	Crown of the Goblin King	62
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#395	Drowsy Sword	48
#35	Dyspepsi grenade	286
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#93	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	7
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#44	Eau de Guaneau	12
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#37	El Vibrato drone	3
#30	El Vibrato power sphere	83
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	18
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	15
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	12
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	9
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#19	Elmley shades	83
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#214	Frogade	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#84	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#214	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#88	Gin Mint	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#297	Green Clover of Justice	7
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#873	Instant Karma	3
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#20	Lead Zeta of Chastity	6
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#481	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	56
#417	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	20
#158	Manetwich	5
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#139	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	18
#207	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	18
#100	Mer-kin fastjuice	5
#67	Mer-kin foodbucket	18
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#14	Mer-kin pinkslip	21
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#1264	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#69	Mr. Joe's bangles	17
#195	Mr. Mediocrebar	312
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#54	Necrotelicomnicon	15
#312	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#146	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#288	Ram's Face Lager	108
#77	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#128	Red Pill	3
#1618	Rock Pops	18
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#41	SPF 451 lip balm	49
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#35	Sinful Desires	30
#37	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	13
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#72	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	2
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#235	Summer Nights	5
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#689	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6
#36	Tales from the Fireside	12
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#186	Tuesday's ruby	14
#135	Typical Tavern swill	87
#123	Ultrasoldier Serum	10
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#75	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1100	Wint-O-Fresh mint	7
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#122	Workytime Tea	19
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#4	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	236
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#70	Zim Merman's guitar	12
#212	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#221	a butt tuba	4
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#37	adhesive tape dolly	3
#22	albatross necklace	7
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#16	amber aviator shades	21
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#284	ammonite fossil	17
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#947	antique spear	1
#89	around the world	46
#13	asbestos apron	96
#103	astral mushroom	171
#407	astronaut pants	21
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#60	baby cuddlefish	4
#817	baby killer bee	10
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#560	badass belt	85
#98	bag of Cheat-Os	183
#502	bag of bones	1
#48	bag of lard	20
#1592	ball	2
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#262	banana	23
#337	banana cream pie	1
#54	banana supersucker	17
#401	bananagate	15
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1348	barrrnacle	5
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1006	batgut	3
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#114	battered Crimbo Crate	133
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#77	beaten-up Chucks	7
#293	bed of coals	3
#119	beefy fish meat	6
#967	beer bomb	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#78	beertini	33
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#135	beholed bedsheet	6
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#335	belemnite fossil	14
#92	bellhop bell	7
#57	berry-infused sake	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#21	big bad voodoo mask	59
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#181	bindlestocking	14
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#258	bit of clingfilm	16
#470	bite-me-red lipstick	10
#10	black eyedrops	52
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#22	black paisley oyster egg	122
#136	black plastic oyster egg	28
#46	black polka-dot oyster egg	91
#16	black striped oyster egg	158
#726	black sword	1
#185	blackberry	103
#37	blackberry combat boots	17
#102	blackberry galoshes	2
#23	blackberry moccasins	16
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#89	blank fudge mold	7
#206	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#1653	blood flower	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#190	blue plastic oyster egg	26
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#303	borg sock monkey	6
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#175	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#15	bottle of alcohol	403
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#157	bottle of black cat tonic	5
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#54	bottle of pirate juice	12
#128	bottle of realpagne	4
#27	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	12
#133	bottle of sewage schnapps	62
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#143	bottled inspiration	7
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#2052	brick	4
#749	brine	21
#232	broken carburetor	1
#141	bronze breastplate	13
#678	brown sugar cane	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#175	buckyball	34
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#48	bunny liver	200
#134	buoybottoms	8
#181	burst hellseal brain	44
#539	cactus fruit	1
#665	can of Binarrrca	13
#88	can of CRIMBCOLA	20
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#43	can of spinach	39
#64	can-can-in-a-can	8
#103	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	66
#301	candied bolts	5
#481	candied kobold	6
#287	candied nuts	5
#122	candied yams	63
#300	candy cane	129
#152	candy kneecapping stick	12
#127	candy knuckles	14
#1326	candy stake	5
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#130	canteen of wine	154
#76	caret	3
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#97	carob chunk noodles	23
#324	cement sandals	3
#99	cheap cigar butt	39
#269	cheap elven gloves	16
#698	cheap toaster	3
#272	cherry pie	1
#581	chewing gum on a string	6
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#284	chocolate bath ball	3
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#352	chocolate filthy lucre	10
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#328	chocolate-frosted king cake	6
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#55	citrus-infused sake	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#623	club necklace	11
#290	cocktail onion	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#59	commemorative war stein	1,494
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#468	cool mushroom	4
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#159	corncob pipe	10
#127	corpse on the beach	38
#102	corpsedriver	44
#108	corpsetini	43
#73	corrupted data	332
#362	costume sword	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#433	cream pie	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#39	crown-shaped beanie	7
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#67	cup of infinite pencils	17
#403	curmudgel	1
#212	cursed black pearl onion	8
#85	cursed bottle of black-label rum	24
#252	cursed bottle of rum	6
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#259	cursed sea biscuit	5
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#291	cyborg doll	6
#191	cyborg stompin' boot	8
#166	cyclops eyedrops	3
#1025	daisy	1
#354	dance card	4
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#145	deck of tropical cards	3
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#759	delicious salad	39
#98	delicious shimmering moth	15
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#51	delicious stinkbug	63
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#1146	diamond necklace	6
#992	dill	22
#95	disintegrating spiky collar	7
#367	distilled fortified wine	7
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#86	diving muff	2
#54	donkey flipbook	13
#21	dreadlock whip	643
#228	drywall axe	61
#431	duct tape	86
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#225	dull fish scale	21
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#44	dusty Crimbo crate	156
#122	dusty bottle of Marsala	179
#160	dusty bottle of Merlot	156
#103	dusty bottle of Muscat	210
#105	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	207
#101	dusty bottle of Port	232
#85	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	249
#905	dwarf bread	3
#227	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#41	effluvious emerald	46
#138	eggnog	128
#56	elderly jawbreaker	5
#77	electrical thingamabob	234
#603	elven limbos gingerbread	22
#191	elven cellocello	47
#920	elven moonshine	8
#262	elven socks	17
#139	elven suicide capsule	57
#103	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	132
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#734	evil teddy bear	16
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#495	extra-greasy slider	3
#125	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#46	fake blood	28
#111	fake plastic grass	16
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#127	fancy bath salts	193
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#144	fancy chocolate car	21
#759	fancy dress ball	14
#57	fancy seashell necklace	671
#217	fat wallet	1
#210	felt	37
#249	festive holiday hat	17
#278	festive sausage	8
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#143	fetid feather	77
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#132	figurine of a charred seal	22
#349	figurine of a cold seal	17
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#312	figurine of a slippery seal	5
#276	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#1530	filthy lucre	7
#233	finger cymbals	2
#857	fire	5
#42	[2426]fire flower	25
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#151	flaming feather	94
#279	flaming mushroom	10
#550	flaregun	12
#42	flask of Amontillado	9
#20	flask of mining oil	300
#140	flirtatious feather	63
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#13	flowing hippy skirt	114
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#62	fossilized baboon skull	11
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#533	tiny plastic coffee pixie	30
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#557	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	8
#372	tiny plastic cubist bull	18
#301	tiny plastic demoninja	21
#1096	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#302	tiny plastic drunk goat	22
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#302	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	21
#247	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	25
#208	tiny plastic fire servant	11
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#29	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
#339	tiny plastic fruit golem	19
#617	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	27
#1304	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	14
#743	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	23
#313	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	21
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#295	tiny plastic goth giant	21
#1134	tiny plastic grue	16
#344	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	19
#490	tiny plastic hermit	9
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#908	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	20
#359	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	12
#1185	tiny plastic killer bee	15
#239	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	26
#1003	tiny plastic leprechaun	18
#1132	tiny plastic levitating potato	16
#217	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	27
#171	tiny plastic moneybee	23
#836	tiny plastic mosquito	21
#270	tiny plastic mumblebee	16
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#266	tiny plastic ninja snowman	25
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#275	tiny plastic peacannon	9
#829	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	21
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#346	tiny plastic scary clown	19
#697	tiny plastic seal clubber	7
#361	tiny plastic senile lihc	18
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#282	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	23
#306	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	8
#367	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	18
#884	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	20
#462	tiny plastic spooky vampire	15
#1386	tiny plastic stab bat	13
#1105	tiny plastic star starfish	16
#144	tiny plastic stocking mimic	4
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#1272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#297	tiny plastic topiary golem	21
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#718	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#436	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	16
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#286	tiny plastic warwelf	22
#436	tiny plastic whitesnake	16
#260	tiny plastic zmobie	24
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#294	tip jar	3
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#1376	toast	309
#141	toe jam	4
#123	tofurkey gravy	57
#124	tofurkey leg	58
#112	tomato daiquiri	14
#199	tomb ratchet	4
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#176	torn hellseal sinew	38
#537	tourmalime	9
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#49	towel	155
#647	toy crazy train	13
#160	toy deathbot	8
#424	toy jet pack	19
#135	toy maglev monorail	10
#496	toy mercenary	13
#457	toy ray gun	21
#1190	toy soldier	1
#419	toy space helmet	21
#144	traffic jam	4
#74	transporter transponder	60
#506	tree-eating kite	67
#148	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#515	tube of dread wax	2
#17	tube sock	18
#158	tuning fork	1
#49	twitching claw	50
#43	unearthly onyx	45
#126	unstable DNA	407
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#208	unstable quark	3
#232	valuable trinket	386
#488	vampire collar	2
#783	vampire duck-on-a-string	11
#196	vampire pearl	2
#1288	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#865	vinegar	32
#254	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	63
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#391	voodoo snuff	3
#899	wad of cotton	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#106	warbear badge	1
#332	warbear battery	6
#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
#228	warbear bearserker potion	2
#131	warbear beeping telegram	10
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#94	warbear breakfast machine assembler	7
#47	warbear chemistry lab	4
#116	warbear drone assembler	5
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#51	warbear energy bracers	4
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#59	warbear foil hat	4
#43	warbear gyrocopter	16
#266	warbear helm fragment	9
#39	warbear high-efficiency still	5
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#234	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	4
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#46	warbear laser beacon	5
#150	warbear liquid overcoat	10
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#39	warbear oil pan	5
🥈	warbear plain ushanka	2
#73	warbear procedural hilarity drone	14
#86	warbear robo-camouflage unit	14
#125	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	10
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#271	warbear trouser fragment	7
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#103	warbear warrior bread	2
#187	warbear whosit	1,008
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#79	wet venom duct	5
#261	whalebone corset	1
#107	wheel	29
#1160	white candy heart	1
#83	white chocolate and tomato pizza	38
#1032	white class ring	1
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#157	witch hat	5
#154	witty rapier	43
#207	wolfman mask	38
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#72	wool hat	41
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#46	wreath of laurels	11
#420	wrench bracelet	7
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#222	yellow plastic oyster egg	23
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#289	yo	33
#606	yohohoyo	1
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5

Wow, that's 55,481 items total!

what items are this player missing?