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General_Herpes

Rank	Item	Quantity
#87	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#42	"DRINK ME" potion	1,338
#16	"KICK ME" sign	195
#29	"meat" stick	150
#213	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#98	1-ball	85
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#34	100-Watt bulb	5
#434	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
#100	1952 Mickey Mantle card	46
#94	2-ball	87
#92	3-ball	97
#93	30669 scroll	113
#165	33398 scroll	133
#66	334 scroll	103
#37	37x37x37 puzzle cube	198
#105	4-ball	81
#40	4-d camera	10
🥈	4-dimensional fez	172
#105	4-dimensional guitar	25
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#77	5-ball	104
#85	5-hour acrimony	6
#98	6-ball	81
#190	64067 scroll	2
#155	668 scroll	9
#82	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	56
#94	7-ball	95
#20	7-inch discus	3
#107	8-ball	417
#16	8-billed baseball cap	12
#67	8-bit banana	2
#198	9-ball	6
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#4	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Light that Never Goes Out	54
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#55	ASCII fu manchu	9
#110	ASCII shirt	22
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#34	Affirmation Cookie	17
#21	Afternoon Delight	58
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#35	Aggressive Carrot	112
#7	Agitated Turkey	63
#66	Alewife™ Ale	43
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#39	Alice's Army Alchemist	53
#39	Alice's Army Bowman	23
#31	Alice's Army Cleric	29
#35	Alice's Army Coward	24
#40	Alice's Army Dervish	9
#15	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	5
#8	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	5
#5	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	5
#8	Alice's Army Foil Coward	5
#4	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	5
#15	Alice's Army Foil Guard	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	5
#7	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	5
#6	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	6
#6	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	5
#17	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	5
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	5
#17	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	5
#17	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	5
#14	Alice's Army Foil Page	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	5
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	5
#17	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	5
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#30	Alice's Army Guard	61
#30	Alice's Army Halberder	61
#32	Alice's Army Hammerman	28
#33	Alice's Army Horseman	26
#32	Alice's Army Lanceman	29
#31	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	61
#39	Alice's Army Martyr	10
#37	Alice's Army Ninja	53
#38	Alice's Army Nurse	65
#36	Alice's Army Page	48
#35	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	52
#29	Alice's Army Sniper	13
#33	Alice's Army Spearsman	60
#29	Alice's Army Swordsman	65
#35	Alice's Army Wallman	52
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#15	Ambitious Turkey	649
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#80	Amulet of Yendor	254
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#123	Angry Farmer candy	1,381
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#44	Ankh of Badahnkadh	11
#348	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#15	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	14
#33	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	8
#16	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	15
#15	Artist's Spatula of Despair	14
#29	Artist's Whisk of Misery	9
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#159	Atomic Pop	3
#16	Aura Libre	11
🥉	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#22	Aye Aye	6
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#9	BACON	110,488
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#126	BRICKO brick	2,601
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#131	BRICKO eye brick	553
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#31	BRICKO ooze	4
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#5	BRICKO reactor	44
#86	BRICKO stud	4
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#21	BROS Energy Drink	72
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#35	Bangyomaman battle juice	27
#2354	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#523	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#35	Barulio's bottle	20
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#44	Bash-Ōs cereal	21
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#12	Battlie Light Saver	197
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#45	Beignet Milgranet	7
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#32	Ben-Gal™ Balm	642
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#89	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	8
#42	Big Punk	8
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#48	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#17	BitterSweetTarts	957
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#5	Black Body™ spray	282
#34	Black Hole	4
#51	Black No. 2	284
#74	Blackfly Chardonnay	138
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#398	Blood Light	7
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#42	Bloody Nora	2
🥈	Boletus Broletus mushroom	232
#246	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#1015	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#15	Bonestabber	3
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#60	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#44	Boris's key lime pie	39
#924	Boris's ring	1
#222	Boss Bat bling	15
#198	Boss Bat britches	65
#28	Bowl of Scorpions	60
#35	Bram's choker	6
#9	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	108
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#5	Bruno's blessing of Mars	101
#59	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#7	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	106
#24	Buttery Knob	5
🥈	Byte	1
#17	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	24
#82	C.H.U.M. chum	23
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#16	C.H.U.M. lantern	7
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
🥇	CSA all-purpose soap	7,604
#43	CSA bravery badge	304
#59	CSA cheerfulness ration	172
#52	CSA discount card	274
#122	CSA fire-starting kit	192
#27	CSA obedience grenade	653
#50	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	389
#29	Caipiranha	4
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#54	Camp Scout pup tent	311
#34	Candicaine	9
#30	Candy Alexander	5
#125	Carpathian longsword	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#35	Chakra Libre	3
#65	Charity's choker	4
#6	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	102
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#31	Chinese curse words	12
#10	Choco-Mint patty	207
#18	Choker of the Ultragoth	4
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#47	Chroner	2,016
🥇	Chroner cross	36
🥈	Chroner trigger	5
#23	Churchill	3
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#9	Citrus Crush wine cooler	103
#114	Clara's bell	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#37	Claybender glasses	25
#28	Cloaca Cola Polar	475
#1579	Cloaca grenade	2
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#17	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	174
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#45	Codpiece of the Goblin King	73
#78	Coily™	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#41	Cold One	220
#42	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	22
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#71	Comet Pop	2
#33	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	88
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#69	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	21
#142	Corpse Island iced tea	36
#87	Cosmic Calorie	480
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#37	Cracklin' Oat Bran	26
#5	Crazymaker	101
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#137	Crimbo Credit	95
#48	Crimbo candied pecan	889
#45	Crimbo fudge	920
#38	Crimbo peppermint bark	916
#190	Crimbo pie	15
#20	Crimbo salad	26
#75	Crimbojito	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#116	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	43
#127	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	37
#122	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	38
#82	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	19
#131	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	36
#106	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	16
#112	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	44
#116	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#103	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	44
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1635	Crimbuck	108
#1039	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#50	Cursed Punch	4
🥇	D roll	22,348
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#687	Daffy Taffy	41
#38	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	4
#31	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	8
#30	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	7
#28	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	10
#30	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	9
#24	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	13
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#34	Daisy's unclean bloomers	5
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#21	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	55
#5	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	145
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#28	Divine	68
#27	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#80	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	85
#81	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	202
#17	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	50
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#40	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#13	Dogsgotnonoz pills	48
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#23	Doublepunchplanter	5
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#23	Drac & Tan	10
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#40	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	254
#8	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#21	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	15
#11	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	9
#9	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2
#69	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	4
#211	Drowsy Sword	92
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#13	Drunkula's silky pants	2
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#32	Dump Truck	7
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#22	Duskwalker fangs	34
#11	Duskwalker syringe	177
#50	Dweebisol™ inhaler	10
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1215	Dyspepsi-Cola	23
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#14	Earring of Fire	5
#27	Earth and Firewater	3
#54	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#23	Eau de Guaneau	27
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#47	Effermint™ tablets	131
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#89	El Vibrato power sphere	17
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#31	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	7
#55	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	11
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	17
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	16
#229	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#52	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	88
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#206	Elmley shades	5
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#91	Elvish delight	4
#73	Elvish sunglasses	1
#27	En Una Fila Tequila	3
#47	Enchanted Flyswatter	11
#51	Enchanted Plunger	8
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#28	Event Horizon	7
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#25	Extra-slimy Slimosa	4
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#64	FDKOL hotcakes	118
#34	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	3
#20	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	7
#83	Fantasma en la Máquina	62
#29	Fauna Libre	4
#27	Feliz Navidad	2
#278	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	37
#4	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
🥇	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	3
#10	Firewater	11
🥇	First Post shirt - Cir Senam	1
#26	Fitspiration™ poster	92
#12	Five Second Energy™	9
#46	Flamin' Whatshisname	14
#45	Flaming Caipiranha	3
#26	Flaming Knob	8
#20	Flaming Mohobo	17
#22	Flaming Sazerorc	7
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#31	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,229
#22	Flying Caipiranha	4
#60	Fog Murderer	4
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#9	Frankly Mr. Shank	11
#81	Frat Army FGF	99
🥈	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	282
#32	French bronilla brogurt	2
🥇	French slippers	1
🥇	Friendliness Beverage	14,218
#41	Friendly Turkey	2
#16	Frigid Northern Beans	16
#38	Frogade	42
#63	Fromage Pinotage	2
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#213	Frosty's frosty mug	8
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#38	Fu Manchu Wax	24
#19	Fun-Guy spore	42
#6	Fuzzy Tentacle	70
#12	GOTO	1,694
#44	Gaia beads	126
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#42	Game Grid ticket	933
#66	Game Grid token	182
#30	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	407
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#46	Gearhead Goo	21
#25	Genalen™ Bottle	330
#10	Gene Tonic: Beast	12
#19	Gene Tonic: Constellation	8
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Dude	7
#21	Gene Tonic: Fish	2
#14	Gene Tonic: Goblin	3
#12	Gene Tonic: Hippy	4
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#14	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	5
#10	Gene Tonic: Orc	9
#25	Gene Tonic: Penguin	4
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Plant	3
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Undead	8
#19	Gene Tonic: Weird	5
#76	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	17
#39	Gets-You-Drunk	4
#5	Ghost Dog Chow	1,960
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#38	Gin Mint	7
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#53	Glo-Pop	4
#50	Gnollish Crossdress	12
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#93	Gnollish flyswatter	35
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#103	Gnollish plunger	29
#35	Gnollish sangria	3
#174	Gnollish slotted spoon	12
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#229	Go-Wassail	84
#27	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	50
#45	Golden Mean	2
#712	Goodfella contract	10
#102	Gordon Bennett	8
#17	Grasshopper	10
#25	Grateful Undead T-shirt	17
#10	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	12
#11	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	12
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#34	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	4
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#5	Great Older Fashioned	96
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#18	Greek fire	18
#21	Green Burlap	6
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#54	Green Giant	2
#41	Green Manalishi	124
#24	Green Muslin	4
#31	Green Velvet	3
#8	Grim Brothers' story book	3
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#34	Groll doll	114
#182	Gummi-DNA	6
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
🥉	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	285
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#13	Hairpiece On Fire	56
#23	Half a Purse	3
#21	Hand in Glove	4
#12	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	9
#29	Handsome Devil	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#24	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	127
#48	Haymaker	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#11	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	9
#40	Hell broth	15
#253	Hell ramen	14
#9	Hellfire Spicy Beans	27
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#6	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	11
#26	Herring Daiquiri	4
🥉	Herring Wallbanger	46
#22	Herringtini	6
#11	Hersey™ SMOOCH	49
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#44	Hippy Army MPE	335
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#20	Holiday Fun!	555
#106	Hollandaise helmet	118
#19	Hot 'n' Scarys	32
#69	How to Avoid Scams	37
#16	How to Play Othello	65
#34	Humanitini	5
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#39	Hundred Headed IPA	8
#44	Hunger™ Sauce	3
#20	Ice Island Long Tea	25
#8	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	4
#6	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	6
#12	Ice-Cold Beerring	3
#37	Iceberglar scarf	32
#27	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	346
#59	Iiti Kitty phone charm	129
#94	Illuminati earpiece	2
#321	Imp Ale	638
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#27	Irish Coffee, English Heart	5
#895	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#32	Jack-O-Lantern beer	40
#283	Jack-in-the-box	22
#23	Jackhammer	5
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#25	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	803
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#160	Tuesday's ruby	20
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