Museum :: Isibeal

Isibeal

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#201	"caramel" orange	3
#115	"meat" stick	1
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1436	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
🥇	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#932	334 scroll	1
#186	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#1472	4-ball	1
#139	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1424	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#625	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#232	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#225	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#229	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#260	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#63	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#189	BACON	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1452	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#266	BURT	103
#155	Baja sopapilla	6
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#50	Candy Alexander	2
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#55	Celsius 233	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#72	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#570	Chroner	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#146	Crimbo Factory surprise box	20
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#971	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#112	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#187	Crimbo food scraps	4
#941	Crimbo fudge	7
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#55	Crimbo paste	2
#639	Crimbo peppermint bark	14
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#143	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#151	Crimbo train emergency brake	13
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#279	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#228	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	13
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#261	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#284	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#317	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#267	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	9
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#319	Crimboween memo	28
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#131	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#185	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	9
#104	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#188	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	21
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	6
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	7
#2168	Crimbuck	23
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#397	Dramatic™ range	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#89	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#19	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#617	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#89	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#260	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#325	FDKOL commendation	1,131
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#58	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#284	Friendliness Beverage	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#168	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#179	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#507	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#170	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	2
#518	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#59	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#133	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#677	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#93	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#1013	Goodfella contract	1
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#118	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#22	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	6
#10	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#13	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#64	Green Burlap	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#187	Green Manalishi	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#116	Groll doll	1
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#399	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	6
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#49	Haymaker	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#125	How to Avoid Scams	1
#171	How to Play Othello	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#88	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1870	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#61	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1290	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#92	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#882	Jocko Homo's head	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1209	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1045	Knob Goblin pants	1
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1057	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#827	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#943	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1116	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#891	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#473	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#109	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#109	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#669	LED block	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#27	Lemonade-235	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#115	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#524	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#55	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#882	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#307	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#51	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Ghost	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#478	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#26	Mayodiol	1
#29	Mayoflex	1
#32	Mayonex	1
#24	Mayostat	1
#24	Mayozapine	1
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#63	very small red dress	1
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
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#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#1046	wussiness potion	1
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#95	yellow matter custard	1
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#68	zombie	1
#188	zombie hollandaise	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 16,590 items total!

what items are this player missing?