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TheBrent

Rank	Item	Quantity
#190	"DRINK ME" potion	165
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#188	1-ball	39
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#59	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	232
#217	2-ball	29
#124	25-meat staff	1
#318	3-ball	16
#39	30669 scroll	268
#64	33398 scroll	452
#16	334 scroll	331
#92	37x37x37 puzzle cube	42
#228	4-ball	27
#103	4-d camera	2
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#236	5-ball	25
#281	6-ball	19
#32	64067 scroll	27
#43	668 scroll	49
#29	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	179
#257	7-ball	24
#50	7-inch discus	1
#292	8-ball	101
#626	9-ball	1
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#44	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#84	A. W. O. L. commendation	70
#102	ASCII shirt	24
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#99	Alice's Army Alchemist	13
#100	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#113	Alice's Army Coward	5
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#136	Alice's Army Guard	6
#93	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#61	Alice's Army Hammerman	12
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#81	Alice's Army Lanceman	9
#169	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#129	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#133	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#120	Alice's Army Page	9
#126	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	8
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#124	Alice's Army Spearsman	8
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#121	Amulet of Yendor	183
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#60	Angry Farmer candy	3,498
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#10	Arrrmetia trading card	19
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#42	Atomic Comic	7
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#148	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	6
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#134	BGE merchandise order form	32
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#27	BRAINS shorts	50
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#169	BRICKO brick	1,467
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#149	BRICKO eye brick	458
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#85	BRICKO reactor	3
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#27	BRICKO trunk	4
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#580	BURT	5
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#124	Barney's rake	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#36	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	133
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#142	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	19
#125	Bash-Ōs boxtop	9
#96	Bash-Ōs cereal	9
#136	Battlie Light Saver	4
#57	Beignet Milgranet	4
#94	Ben-Gal™ Balm	23
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#8	BittyCar HotCar	3
#4	BittyCar MeatCar	4
#6	BittyCar SoulCar	3
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#101	Black Body™ spray	5
#111	Black No. 2	109
#163	Blackfly Chardonnay	34
#161	Blatantly Canadian	22
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#180	Blood Light	24
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#842	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#6	Boris's key lime	105
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#34	Boris's ring	34
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#694	Boss Bat britches	21
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#44	Bright Water	4
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#138	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	84
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#169	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#39	C.H.U.M. knife	17
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#9	CRIMBCO lanyard	135
#211	CRIMBCO mug	74
🥈	CRIMBCO scrip	80,045
#87	CRIMBCO wine	73
#26	CRIMBCOIDS mints	60
#29	CRIMBCOLOAF	60
#62	CSA all-purpose soap	99
#91	CSA bravery badge	62
#90	CSA cheerfulness ration	88
#102	CSA discount card	70
#159	CSA fire-starting kit	127
#91	CSA obedience grenade	101
#88	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	105
#87	Camp Scout pup tent	106
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#497	Cloaca grenade	31
#256	Cloaca-Cola	158
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#148	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#53	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	39
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#37	Coily™	2
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#48	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	43
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#82	Corpse Island iced tea	54
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#510	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#4	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	4
#5	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	4
#190	Crimbo candied pecan	98
#194	Crimbo fudge	100
#4	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	4
#185	Crimbo peppermint bark	97
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#4	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	4
#4	Crimbo tree flocker	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#25	Crimbough	3
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#2067	Crimbuck	32
#130	Crown of the Goblin King	136
#6	DNOTC Box	50
#1522	Daffy Taffy	8
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#5	Das Überkühlraum trading card	35
#131	Deactivated O. A. F.	6
#70	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	60
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#143	Divine	6
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#160	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	86
#57	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	29
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#80	Dolphin King's crown	47
#146	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	82
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#29	Dramatic™ range	70
#196	Drowsy Sword	97
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#71	Duskwalker syringe	14
#569	Dyspepsi grenade	22
#137	Dyspepsi-Cola	571
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#324	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#221	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	13
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#37	Ecto-Cooler	28
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#38	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	6
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	11
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#16	El Vibrato translator	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#54	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	83
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#92	Elmley shades	13
#18	Elron's Explosive Etude	4
#170	Elvish delight	1
#271	Ent cider	35
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#5	FDKOL commendation	30,504
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#29	FDKOL hotcakes	250
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#128	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	106
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#672	Feynman gate	13
#11	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	13
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#114	Flaskfull of Hollow	3
#119	Frat Army FGF	58
🥇	French slippers	1
#168	Frogade	2
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#36	Frost™ brand sword	5
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#10	Frown Exerciser	6
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#22	Fudgie Roll	41
#35	GOTO	106
#38	Gaia beads	148
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#211	Game Grid ticket	10
#163	Game Grid token	10
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#99	Gearhead Goo	5
#301	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#88	Gin Mint	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#41	Gnollish flyswatter	118
#35	Gnollish pie server	71
#70	Gnollish pie tin	157
#48	Gnollish plunger	90
#40	Gnollish slotted spoon	57
#56	Gnollish toolbox	132
#46	Gnomish toolbox	3
#28	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	13
#97	Go-Wassail	215
#68	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#97	Gordon Bennett	9
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#10	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	466
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#154	Hell broth	1
#370	Hell ramen	6
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#72	Hippy Army MPE	198
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#176	Hodgman's blanket	8
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#188	Hollandaise helmet	38
#10	Humpty Dumplings	7
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#173	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	9
#75	Iiti Kitty phone charm	90
#143	Imp Ale	1,703
#108	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	9
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#8	Inndya trading card	19
#134	Instant Karma	81
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#306	Iron Beta of Industry	30
#505	Jack-in-the-box	11
#44	Jarlsberg's earring	22
#4	Jarlsberg's key lime	108
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm	59
#46	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	62
#148	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	79
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#76	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	3
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#55	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	23
#31	Knob Goblin elite helm	218
#33	Knob Goblin elite pants	210
#30	Knob Goblin elite polearm	226
#29	Knob Goblin elite shirt	303
#67	Knob Goblin eyedrops	21
#84	Knob Goblin firecracker	318
#37	Knob Goblin harem pants	205
#27	Knob Goblin harem veil	223
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#130	Knob Goblin love potion	121
#178	Knob Goblin lunchbox	9
#132	Knob Goblin melon baller	24
#29	Knob Goblin nasal spray	140
#55	Knob Goblin pants	343
#38	Knob Goblin perfume	88
#22	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	155
#50	Knob Goblin scimitar	338
#91	Knob Goblin seltzer	337
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#64	Knob Goblin spatula	730
#127	Knob Goblin steroids	116
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#108	Knob Goblin superseltzer	92
#66	Knob Goblin tongs	312
#79	Knob Goblin visor	175
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#125	Knob mushroom	118
#43	Knob nuts	35
#343	Knob pasty	1
#144	Knob sausage	77
#75	Knob sausage stir-fry	3
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#215	Knob stuffed shells	5
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#67	Knoll mushroom	232
#115	Knoll shroomkabob	14
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#238	LED block	6
🥇	LWA ring	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#20	Lars the Cyberian	14
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#18	Lobster qua Grill	23
#37	Lockenstock™ sandals	177
#251	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	98
#125	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	93
#90	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	658
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#51	Lumineux Limnio	4
#814	M-242	5
#140	MSG	6
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#224	Mad Train wine	498
#136	Mae West	10
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#295	Manetwich	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#396	Marquis de Poivre soda	3
#10	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	82
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#116	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	14
#56	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	184
#100	Meat detector	6
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#102	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	100
#72	Meleegra™ pills	160
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#79	Mer-kin hidepaint	5
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#73	Mer-kin takebag	9
#63	Mer-kin thingpouch	19
#62	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	34
#42	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	65
#20	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	7,668
#413	Microplushie: Bropane	23
#445	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#499	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	7
#361	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#514	Microplushie: Hippylase	17
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#371	Microplushie: Hobomosome	15
#519	Microplushie: Otakulone	19
#551	Microplushie: Raverdrine	9
#329	Microplushie: Sororitrate	29
#255	Milk Studs	5
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#297	Misty Cape	3
#321	Misty Robe	2
#252	Mob Penguin cellular phone	89
#71	Mohawk wig	218
#155	Mon Tiki	10
#165	Monstar energy beverage	64
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#18	Morbidda trading card	7
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#66	Morto Moreto	3
#20	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	89
#142	Mountain Stream soda	303
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#132	Mr. Haggis	15
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1347	Mr. Mediocrebar	27
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#69	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#38	NG	67
#76	NPZR chemistry set	94
#30	Nardz energy beverage	51
#6	Nayztameetjoo trading card	30
#95	Necbro wafers	5
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#121	Neuromancer	9
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#302	Newbiesport™ tent	7
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#144	Nightstalker perfume	21
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#192	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
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#129	whip kit	3
#35	whisker pencil	151
#279	whiskey and cola	7
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#388	whiskey sour	4
#569	white Canadian	3
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#18	white belt	7
#284	white candy heart	106
#276	white candygram	1
#398	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#48	white chocolate chips	384
#255	white class ring	38
#28	white collar	113
#45	white hat hacker T-shirt	31
#88	white lightning	260
#56	white picket fence	52
#117	white pixel	528
#31	white rice	107
#40	white satin pants	158
#44	white satin shield	78
#55	white snake skin	270
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#48	white sword	154
#51	white whip	2
#56	wholeberd	2
#154	whoopie cushion	174
#38	wicker shield	173
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#152	willyweed	3
#168	wind-up chattering teeth	161
#57	wind-up meatcar	208
#100	windchimes	132
#415	wine spritzer	1
#130	wine-soaked bone chips	8
#14	wings of fire	25
#183	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	310
#291	witch hat	3
#110	witty rapier	70
#33	woim	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#13	wolf mask	14,356
#70	wolfman mask	111
#64	wonderwall shield	31
#43	wood screw	16
#218	wooden axe	3
#932	wooden block	2
#100	wooden figurine	6
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#36	wooden stakes	108
#32	wool hat	93
#61	woolen cravat	1
#32	world's most unappetizing beverage	3
#68	world's smallest violin	15
#118	worn tophat	25
#214	worthless gewgaw	37
#255	worthless knick-knack	34
#239	worthless trinket	24
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#105	wrench bracelet	34
#15	wrench handle	1
#32	wriggling tentacle	3
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#150	wumpus hair	14
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#77	wussiness potion	340
#122	x-ray specs	186
#73	yak anorak	5
#280	yak skin	2
#51	yak toupee	2
#69	yak whip	2
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#41	yakskin pants	3
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#181	yam candy	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#237	yellow brick road	3
#286	yellow candy heart	159
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#23	yellow gummi ingot	1,109
#17	yellow matter custard	10
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#150	yellow snowcone	186
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#88	yeti fur	4,266
🥇	yield shield	1
#1428	yo	4
#683	yo-yo	38
#79	yohohoyo	46
#104	your own black heart	1
#65	yummy death watch beetle	32
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#117	zmobie	2
#150	zombie hollandaise	3
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 533,372 items total!

what items are this player missing?