Museum :: darius180

darius180

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#87	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#688	1-ball	5
#306	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	28
#757	2-ball	4
#675	3-ball	5
#226	30669 scroll	47
#321	33398 scroll	62
#387	334 scroll	13
#1475	4-ball	1
#218	4-dimensional guitar	8
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#581	5-ball	6
#554	6-ball	7
#158	64067 scroll	3
#63	668 scroll	28
#209	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	16
#569	7-ball	7
#749	8-ball	21
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#360	Amulet of Yendor	64
#763	Angry Farmer candy	70
#169	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#848	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	14
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#179	Black No. 2	57
#193	Blackfly Chardonnay	24
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#114	Boris's ring	12
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#1989	Boss Bat britches	3
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#93	C.H.U.M. chum	20
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#1576	Cloaca grenade	2
#169	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
#126	Cloaca-Cola helmet	16
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#150	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#2406	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#818	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#743	Daffy Taffy	37
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#911	Drowsy Sword	16
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1136	Dyspepsi-Cola	28
#369	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#106	El Vibrato power sphere	15
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#42	Elmley shades	30
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#291	Frat Army FGF	9
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#81	Gaia beads	66
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#52	Genalen™ Bottle	101
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#163	Gnollish flyswatter	19
#84	Gnollish pie server	22
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#157	Gnollish plunger	18
#148	Gnollish slotted spoon	14
#506	Gnollish toolbox	4
#157	Goodfella contract	348
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#273	Hell ramen	12
#167	Hippy Army MPE	55
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#487	Hodgman's blanket	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#109	Iiti Kitty phone charm	45
#343	Imp Ale	573
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#203	Jolly Roger charrrm	22
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#448	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	16
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#93	Knob Goblin elite helm	67
#129	Knob Goblin elite pants	48
#206	Knob Goblin elite polearm	27
#205	Knob Goblin elite shirt	43
#281	Knob Goblin firecracker	74
#156	Knob Goblin harem pants	37
#143	Knob Goblin harem veil	41
#276	Knob Goblin love potion	50
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#352	Knob Goblin pants	29
#217	Knob Goblin perfume	16
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#418	Knob Goblin scimitar	20
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#516	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#153	Knob Goblin steroids	98
#423	Knob Goblin tongs	23
#192	Knob Goblin visor	37
#37	Knob lo mein	18
#312	Knob mushroom	23
#210	Knob sausage	34
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#208	Knoll mushroom	65
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#481	LED block	2
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#88	Lockenstock™ sandals	72
#858	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	31
#600	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
#337	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	140
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#1199	M-242	1
#459	Mad Train wine	212
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#294	Manetwich	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#238	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	13
#264	Meat detector	2
#72	Meat maid	3
#648	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#235	Meleegra™ pills	46
#155	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	25
#486	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	69
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#269	Mohawk wig	43
#327	Monstar energy beverage	11
#387	Mountain Stream soda	48
#96	Mr. Joe's bangles	14
#1115	Mr. Mediocrebar	38
#83	ND	3
#165	NG	9
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#243	Oil of Parrrlay	9
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#476	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#109	Orcish baseball cap	46
#108	Orcish cargo shorts	38
#190	Orcish frat-paddle	19
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#61	PADL Phone	319
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#154	Pine-Fresh air freshener	24
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#139	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	9
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#62	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	21
#169	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#487	Ram's Face Lager	30
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#1197	Rock Pops	35
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#403	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#188	Spam Witch sammich	277
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#290	Supernova Champagne	15
#143	Swabbie™ swab	33
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#360	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	153
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#175	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	25
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#178	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	30
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#220	Trollhouse cookies	214
#126	Tuesday's ruby	26
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#176	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	20
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#237	WA	1
#168	Wand of Nagamar	35
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#387	Warm Subject gift certificate	145
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#72	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	7
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#986	Yummy Tummy bean	166
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#196	a butt tuba	5
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#329	accidental cider	3
#295	acid-squirting flower	12
#329	acoustic guitarrr	11
#203	adder bladder	62
#91	albatross necklace	1
#232	all-purpose cleaner	32
#535	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#499	ancient Magi-Wipes	5
#143	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#189	ancient frozen dinner	12
#148	ancient protein powder	46
#117	ancient spice	35
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#342	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#181	ant agonist	19
#116	ant hoe	4
#97	ant pick	4
#87	ant pitchfork	5
#103	ant rake	5
#260	ant sickle	1
#280	anti-anti-antidote	10
#557	anticheese	6
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#298	antique greaves	24
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#302	antique helmet	24
#72	antique packet of ketchup	40
#336	antique shield	19
#354	antique spear	18
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#278	armgun	7
#377	arrrgyle socks	6
#93	asbestos apron	13
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#234	asbestos ore	30
#152	asbestos staff	4
#478	asbestos sword	1
#455	asparagus knife	11
#237	asshat	9
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#616	awful poetry journal	105
#231	baby killer bee	42
#238	baconstone	31
#1509	badass belt	36
#431	bag of Cheat-Os	15
#457	bag of airline peanuts	66
#63	bag of lard	15
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#83	balloon helmet	6
#160	balloon monkey	11
#105	balloon shield	1
#117	balloon sword	4
#154	ballroom blintz	44
#654	banana peel	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#286	bar skin	42
#458	barbed-wire fence	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#485	barrrnacle	32
#34	barskin cloak	4
#245	barskin hat	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#187	baseball	39
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#266	bat guano	54
#168	bat haggis	2
#222	bat wing	80
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#30	bat wing stir-fry	19
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#298	batblade	10
#240	batgut	137
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#289	beach glass bead	14
#152	beach glass necklace	3
#171	bean burrito	5
#143	beanbag chair	4
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#430	bed of coals	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#94	beer bomb	550
#63	beer bong	91
#36	beer helmet	301
#723	beer lens	1
#23	beer-a-pult	11
#787	beertini	1
#91	begpwnia	101
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#34	bejeweled pledge pin	327
#92	bellhop bell	7
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#133	big bad voodoo mask	6
#186	big bass drum	7
#232	big red clown nose	35
#399	bilge wine	27
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#189	bird rib	9
#227	bit of clingfilm	18
#106	bit-o-cactus	57
#321	black candy heart	32
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#191	black forest cake	24
#207	black forest ham	11
#99	black greaves	38
#88	black helmet	41
#139	black kettle drum	9
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#202	black pension check	35
#154	black pepper	19
#277	black picnic basket	5
#116	black pixel	402
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#114	black pudding	34
#98	black shield	38
#183	black snake skin	50
#314	black snowcone	11
#258	black spot	3
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#121	black sword	32
#358	black-and-blue light	139
#286	blackberry	35
#69	blackberry combat boots	7
#42	blackberry moccasins	9
#73	blackberry polite	6
#39	blackberry slippers	8
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#744	bloody beer	4
#221	bloody clown pants	31
#288	bloody mary	6
#264	blue pixel	275
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#347	blue plasma ball	150
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#59	blue shell	5
#189	blue snowcone	100
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#234	bone flute	5
#115	bone rattle	25
#312	booty chest charrrm	19
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#177	boring spaghetti	3
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#229	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	7
#103	bottle of Mystic Shell	9
#105	bottle of Ooze-O	15
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#139	bottle of alcohol	37
#157	bottle of black cat tonic	5
#252	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#529	bottle of gin	26
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#29	bottle of perfume	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#210	bottle of popskull	11
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#223	bottle of rum	337
#314	bottle of sewage schnapps	17
#380	bottle of tequila	60
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#260	bottle of vodka	94
#323	bottle of whiskey	117
#36	bottle opener belt buckle	169
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#280	bowl of cottage cheese	96
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#112	box	147
#6716	box of sunshine	2
#83	box turtle	6
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#325	boxed wine	79
#135	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	27
#109	brains casserole	4
#152	brainy skull	3
#533	brick	71
#130	brick of sand	16
#197	briefcase	54
#114	broken carburetor	2
#297	broken skull	68
#324	broken sword	8
#99	bronze breastplate	20
#82	bronzed locust	43
#398	brown sugar cane	7
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#76	bubbly potion	239
#488	buckyball	10
#173	bugbear beanie	47
#189	bugbear bungguard	36
#54	bullet-proof corduroys	204
#371	bum cheek	44
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#134	buoybottoms	8
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#384	cactus fruit	3
#228	calle de miel	7
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#173	can of Red Minotaur	26
#76	can of Swiller	87
#211	can of black paint	1
#402	can of maces	2
#364	can of spinach	6
#1439	candied yams	5
#4137	candy cane	2
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#3109	candy stake	2
#507	cannonball charrrm	6
#194	canopic jar	44
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#424	carbonated soy milk	4
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#81	cardboard katana	10
#610	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#146	caret	1
#121	carob brownies	2
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#124	carob chunks	77
#180	casino pass	21
#449	cast	32
#194	cat appendix	26
#164	catgut	71
#128	catgut taco	3
#802	cement sandals	1
#501	centipede eggs	3
#678	chaos butterfly	117
#234	charming flute	1
#367	cheap cigar butt	2
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#343	cheap studded belt	127
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#269	chef's hat	41
#166	chef-in-the-box	2
#505	cherry	3
#272	cherry pie	1
#626	chewing gum on a string	4
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#61	chloroform rag	82
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#390	chopsticks	9
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#325	chorizo taco	11
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#233	chrome ore	27
#429	chrome staff	1
#222	chrome sword	4
#234	chunk of rock salt	12
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#264	clay peace-sign bead	15
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#84	cloudy potion	240
#679	clown hammer	38
#180	clown shoes	20
#207	clown skin	39
#54	clown whip	3
#82	clown wig	3
#84	clownskin belt	5
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#111	clownskin harness	4
#905	club necklace	8
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#129	cocktail napkin	57
#61	cocktail onion	55
#157	cocoa eggshell fragment	589
#196	coconut shell	344
#185	coffin lid	9
#262	cog	115
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#134	cold ninja mask	30
#106	cold nuggets	38
#59	cold powder	27
#241	cold wad	7
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#347	communications windchimes	15
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#468	cool mushroom	4
#281	cool whip	14
#419	copper ha'penny charrrm	9
#96	cordial of concentration	5
#75	corn holder	28
#100	corncob pipe	14
#165	cornuthaum	50
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1425	corpsedriver	2
#121	costume sword	7
#76	cracker	3
#184	cranberries	195
#90	cranberry cordial	4
#193	crazy little Turkish delight	105
#335	cream pie	2
#310	creamsicle	8
#199	crowbarrr	12
#98	cruelty-free wine	58
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#105	cup of infinite pencils	13
#53	curdflinger	2
#188	curmudgel	7
#79	cursed black pearl onion	31
#58	cursed bottle of black-label rum	36
#74	cursed bottle of rum	31
#71	cursed cannonball	28
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#56	cursed dirty joke scroll	33
#51	cursed sea biscuit	42
#63	cursed voodoo skull	36
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#261	cymbal syrup	41
#77	dance card	43
#173	dark potion	105
#275	dead guy's watch	27
#313	decaying goldfish liver	15
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#284	decorative fountain	25
#368	defective skull	65
#169	dehydrated caviar	41
#309	delicious noodles	5
#1310	delicious salad	8
#127	delicious shimmering moth	9
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#180	demon skin	97
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#374	denim axe	1
#597	dense meat stack	36
#369	dented harmonica	2
#120	deodorant	32
#86	depantsing bomb	78
#194	desiccated apricot	51
#153	detective skull	1
#999	diamond necklace	7
#347	diamond-studded cane	16
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#126	didgeridooka	61
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#123	dire fudgesicle	21
#334	dirty hobo gloves	70
#666	disassembled clover	52
#1010	disco ball	13
#831	disco mask	18
#215	disease	73
#184	disembodied brain	24
#129	disembodied smile	4
#61	dishrag	14
#163	disintegrating quill pen	64
#373	disintegrating sheet music	4
#64	disintegrating spiky collar	10
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#2204	yo	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 61,984 items total!

what items are this player missing?