| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #377 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 5 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #127 | ant sickle | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #47 | badger badge | 4 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #401 | cherry | 6 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate filthy lucre | 30 |
| #29 | clockwork claws | 4 |
| #382 | decorative fountain | 12 |
| #68 | demon-horned hat | 2 |
| #300 | disease | 47 |
| #302 | displaced fish | 13 |
| #548 | draggin' ball hat | 7 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #936 | frigid ninja stars | 4 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #115 | goat | 11 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #24 | pixel shield | 9 |
| #380 | plain pizza | 2 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #491 | roll of toilet paper | 169 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #159 | scorpion whip | 8 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #213 | shiny butcherknife | 5 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #24 | slightly peevedbow | 10 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #108 | snake shield | 9 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 302 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #103 | urinal cake | 150 |
| #1205 | valuable trinket | 33 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #400 | witty rapier | 4 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |