| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #722 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockā¢ sandals | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #532 | eggnog | 33 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #781 | gingerbread bugbear | 29 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| š„ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #940 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #937 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #947 | stuffing | 9 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #537 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #510 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |