| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #723 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #533 | eggnog | 33 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #781 | gingerbread bugbear | 29 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |