Museum :: Valryia

Valryia

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1455	3-ball	1
#1111	4-ball	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#1484	7-ball	1
#919	8-ball	14
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#485	Angry Farmer candy	175
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#900	BGE shotglass	6
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#378	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#109	BitterSweetTarts	17
#272	Black No. 2	22
#280	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#244	Cold Hots candy	35
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#22	Crimbuck	9,481
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#641	Daffy Taffy	44
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1104	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#206	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	16
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
🥇	French slippers	1
#511	Gaia beads	2
#776	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#786	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#442	Gnollish toolbox	6
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#946	Goodfella contract	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#724	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#410	Hollandaise helmet	2
#444	Imp Ale	383
#348	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#430	Iron Beta of Industry	18
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#57	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	10
#733	Knob Goblin pants	5
#730	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#256	Knob Goblin steroids	48
#818	Knob Goblin tongs	4
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#444	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#986	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	26
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#582	Mad Train wine	132
#143	Manetwich	6
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#436	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#335	Meleegra™ pills	29
#372	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	122
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1188	Mr. Mediocrebar	34
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#110	Oil of Parrrlay	32
#26	Ol' Scratch's ash can	3
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#198	PADL Phone	53
#1600	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#105	Piddles	16
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#174	SPF 451 lip balm	14
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#231	Senior Mints	34
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#337	Spam Witch sammich	105
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#146	Swabbie™ swab	31
#430	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	115
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#130	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	37
#704	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#261	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#131	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	49
#518	Trollhouse cookies	50
#214	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	16
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#701	Warm Subject gift certificate	19
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#603	Wint-O-Fresh mint	17
#513	Yakisoba's hat	3
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1947	Yummy Tummy bean	41
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#1005	acid-squirting flower	1
#1160	adorable seal larva	2
#1253	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#307	ancient Magi-Wipes	15
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#93	ancient spice	48
#3680	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#271	ant hoe	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#371	antique hand mirror	7
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#371	armgun	3
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#693	awful poetry journal	80
#624	baby killer bee	15
#1716	baconstone	3
#753	bag of lard	1
#105	bag of many confections	2
#284	baggie of powdered sugar	80
#2043	ball	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#210	ballroom blintz	23
#655	banana peel	1
#820	banana-frosted king cake	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#307	bar skin	38
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#684	barrrnacle	20
#210	baseball	32
#666	bat guano	6
#301	bat wing	49
#784	batblade	1
#461	batgut	45
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#290	beach glass bead	14
#643	bed of coals	1
#234	beer bomb	145
#485	beer helmet	4
#725	beer lens	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#190	bellhop bell	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#853	big red clown nose	2
#377	bilge wine	32
#189	bird rib	9
#276	bit of clingfilm	15
#162	bit-o-cactus	26
#442	black forest cake	4
#357	black forest ham	4
#458	black greaves	3
#470	black helmet	3
#289	black kettle drum	2
#526	black pension check	2
#207	black pixel	160
#213	black pudding	13
#667	black shield	1
#348	black snake skin	14
#487	black sword	3
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#621	bloody mary	1
#866	blue pixel	21
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2376	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#47	blue suede shoes	2
#222	blueberry-frosted king cake	6
#36	bone and arrows	1
#412	bone chips	33
#235	bone flute	5
#488	bone rattle	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#425	booty chest charrrm	10
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#178	bottle of alcohol	24
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#180	bottled inspiration	4
#357	bowl of cottage cheese	55
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#7461	box of sunshine	1
#176	boxing glove	2
#246	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	8
#49	brick of sand	36
#345	briefcase	13
#492	broken skull	29
#446	broken sword	3
#108	bronzed locust	27
#143	brown crock marble	3
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#229	brown sugar cane	22
#431	bubblewrap ore	3
#383	bubbly potion	28
#269	bucket of honey	3
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1069	buckyball	3
#331	bugbear beanie	18
#343	bugbear bungguard	15
#360	bullet-proof corduroys	8
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#672	burst hellseal brain	3
#203	cactus fruit	11
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#321	can of Swiller	7
#314	can of spinach	7
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#870	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#943	candied yams	9
#4140	candy cane	2
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#205	candy skeleton	2
#3110	candy stake	2
#352	cannonball charrrm	14
#1279	canteen of wine	8
#451	carbonated soy milk	3
#506	cardboard ore	2
#520	cardboard wakizashi	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#558	carob chunks	3
#366	casino pass	8
#636	cast	11
#270	cat appendix	14
#306	catgut	24
#324	cement sandals	3
#318	centipede eggs	9
#545	chaos butterfly	211
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#174	cheap cigar butt	14
#361	cheap elven gloves	12
#464	cherry	4
#307	chloroform rag	9
#290	chocolate cigar	6
#492	chorizo taco	5
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#203	clownskin harness	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#165	cob of corn	2
#149	cocktail napkin	50
#1227	cocoa egg	1
#390	cocoa eggshell fragment	153
#72	coconut bikini top	3
#788	cog	11
#716	comfy coffin	1
#502	communications windchimes	4
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#170	cool whip	37
#367	copper ha'penny charrrm	12
#633	cornuthaum	3
#138	cracker	1
#441	cranberries	49
#180	cream stout	31
#212	creamsicle	20
#72	croquet hedgehog	1
#161	crowbar	1
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#151	decaying goldfish liver	55
#334	decorative fountain	16
#192	dehydrated caviar	34
#53	delectable fire ant	38
#60	delicious stinkbug	43
#228	demon skin	66
#594	dense meat stack	36
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#240	desiccated apricot	33
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#462	didgeridooka	3
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1099	dirty hobo gloves	1
#942	disco ball	16
#975	disco mask	12
#214	disease	74
#230	disintegrating quill pen	39
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#222	displaced fish	24
#410	distressed denim pants	4
#1520	disturbing fanfic	5
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#325	drab sonata	12
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#265	dragon snaps	2
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#241	dried face	15
#524	dry noodles	104
#1369	drywall axe	4
#1819	duct tape	4
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#318	dull fish scale	8
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#29	dusty animal jawbone	9
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#90	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	4
#27	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	11
#82	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	5
#39	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	9
#52	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	7
#70	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	6
#79	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	5
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#109	dusty first cervical vertebra	4
#183	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#48	dusty first thoracic vertebra	8
#99	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	4
#45	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	8
#41	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	8
#104	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#53	dusty left clavicle	7
#129	dusty left eighth rib	3
#86	dusty left eleventh rib	5
#46	dusty left femur	8
#60	dusty left fibula	7
#88	dusty left fifth rib	5
#77	dusty left first front claw	5
#46	dusty left first rear claw	9
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#102	dusty left fourth rear claw	4
#83	dusty left fourth rib	5
#53	dusty left humerus	7
#70	dusty left kneecap	6
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#73	dusty left radius	5
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#66	dusty left second front claw	6
#49	dusty left second rear claw	7
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#72	dusty left seventh rib	6
#104	dusty left sixth rib	4
#65	dusty left tenth rib	6
#52	dusty left third front claw	7
#67	dusty left third rear claw	6
#144	dusty left third rib	3
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#105	dusty left ulna	4
#63	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	6
#38	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	9
#83	dusty right clavicle	5
#36	dusty right eighth rib	10
#105	dusty right eleventh rib	4
#62	dusty right femur	6
#141	dusty right fibula	3
#42	dusty right fifth rib	9
#80	dusty right first front claw	5
#79	dusty right first rear claw	5
#58	dusty right first rib	6
#54	dusty right fourth front claw	7
#45	dusty right fourth rear claw	8
#72	dusty right fourth rib	6
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#45	dusty right ninth rib	8
#42	dusty right radius	8
#58	dusty right scapula	7
#109	dusty right second front claw	4
#85	dusty right second rear claw	5
#65	dusty right second rib	6
#48	dusty right seventh rib	8
#45	dusty right sixth rib	8
#137	dusty right tenth rib	3
#49	dusty right third front claw	8
#52	dusty right third rear claw	7
#58	dusty right third rib	6
#113	dusty right thumb	4
#65	dusty right tibia	6
#39	dusty right twelfth rib	9
#111	dusty right ulna	4
#83	dusty sacral vertebrae	5
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#132	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#42	dusty second lumbar vertebra	9
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#42	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	8
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#188	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#30	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	12
#104	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	4
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#69	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	6
#33	dusty third caudal vertebra	10
#50	dusty third cervical vertebra	7
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#64	dusty third thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	6
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#288	effluvious emerald	4
#2365	eggnog	2
#972	elven socks	3
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#296	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	42
#435	empty meat tank	5
#283	enchanted barbell	6
#1481	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1069	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#349	enormous belt buckle	8
#239	escargotsicle	1
#155	evil golden arch	86
#95	expensive cigar	2
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#377	extra-greasy slider	5
#375	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#353	eye of newt	27
#805	f3d0r4	2
#160	fancy bath salts	138
#808	fancy opera glasses	2
#374	fat stacks of cash	24
#2007	felt	2
#227	fermenting powder	12
#239	ferret bait	49
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#123	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	31
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#53	filthy poultice	260
#28	finger cuffs	29
#233	finger cymbals	2
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#528	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#80	fish stick	1
#274	fish-liver oil	40
#625	flaming crutch	5
#559	flaming feather	9
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#940	flaming talons	1
#466	flange	3
#223	flaregun	69
#399	flirtatious feather	12
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#134	flute of flat champagne	111
#496	foam noodle	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#430	fossilized limb	17
#251	fossilized serpent skull	3
#661	fossilized spike	2
#326	fossilized spine	5
#244	fossilized torso	24
#253	fossilized wing	15
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#325	frigid mote	2
#274	frigid ninja stars	154
#526	frozen feather	9
#3426	fruitcake	1
#278	funky dried mushroom	31
#466	furry fur	127
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#156	gator skin	60
#112	gatorskin umbrella	3
#254	ghuol ears	70
#500	ghuol egg	26
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#369	ghuol guolash	20
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2410	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#491	giant moxie weed	3
#884	giant needle	8
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#110	gilded ancient cursed key	2
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#105	glob of green slime	19
#790	glowing red eye	5
#227	gnatwing	25
#604	gnoll lips	3
#607	gnoll teeth	3
#627	goat beard	3
#266	goat cheese pizza	38
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#2657	googly eye	1
#163	green peawee marble	4
#321	grog	4
#339	grouchy restless spirit	36
#851	grue egg	31
#216	grumpy old man charrrm	16
#169	grungy bandana	6
#263	guano coffee cup	9
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#349	guitar pick	8
#83	gun cleaning kit	2
#514	gyroscope	5
#151	hair of the calf	1
#501	hair spray	4
#2401	hamethyst	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#886	handful of confetti	48
#429	handful of hand chalk	56
#279	handful of moss	14
#166	handful of pine needles	69
#240	handful of sand	80
#176	handful of sawdust	45
#56	handful of walnuts	135
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#116	heavy metal sonata	6
#81	hellseal claw	416
#64	hellseal whisker	407
#1006	helmet turtle	17
#180	hemp net	1
#350	hemp string	32
#74	henna face paint	27
#1010	herb brownies	3
#689	herbal stuffing	11
#559	hill of beans	16
#197	hippy bongo	4
#549	hippy medical kit	1
#481	hippy protest button	2
#165	honey-dew	2
#225	honey-dipped locust	12
#260	hot date	25
#292	hot katana blade	55
#242	hot plate	4
#242	hot powder	3
#121	hot wad	75
#315	hot wing	229
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#477	huge spoon	2
#558	hypodermic needle	2
#1130	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	19
#959	ice-cold Willer	17
#823	ice-cold fotie	10
#451	ice-cold six-pack	16
#208	iced-out bling	2
#171	icy katana hilt	27
#224	imitation crab meat	5
#312	imp unity ring	4
#202	infernal fife	7
#409	infernal insoles	6
#411	inflatable duck	2
#239	inkwell	22
#63	insane tophat	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#103	interesting-looking twig	83
#304	invisible bag	3
#545	irate sombrero	2
#77	ironic battle spoon	2
#64	ironic moustache	2
#2409	irradiated candy cane	2
#417	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	15
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#154	jungle drum	4
#131	kickback cookbook	5
#622	kneecapping stick	18
#289	knob bugle	2
#156	knob ka-bobs	10
#883	knuckle sandwich	16
#459	lavender candy heart	32
#1767	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#790	lead necklace	6
#457	leaflet	1
#135	leather bookmark	2
#692	leather chaps	1
#532	leather mask	5
#171	leathery bat skin	67
#213	leathery cat skin	56
#249	leathery rat skin	14
#212	leftovers of indeterminate origin	11
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#235	leprechaun hatchling	2
#270	library card	1
#626	licorice garrote	4
#200	lihc eye	112
#441	lihc eye pie	3
#502	lihc face	6
#464	line	87
#511	live wire	2
#141	long pork	19
#339	long skinny balloon	23
#262	loose teeth	242
#313	lump of diamond	8
#214	lupine sword	4
#1010	macaroni duck	2
#58	magic dragonfish fry	1
#294	magic whistle	3
#221	magicalness-in-a-can	24
#299	magilaser blastercannon	6
#677	maiden wig	1
#393	many-eyed glasses	4
#256	mariachi G-string	11
#393	mariachi hat	2
#598	mariachi pants	19
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#822	marshmallow	3
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#85	sugar lime	17
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#38	superamplified boom box	89
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#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
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#423	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	10
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#444	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	10
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#52	vinyl shield	1
#279	volcanic ash	16
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#786	wad of dough	12
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#106	wok lobster	1
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#558	yeti fur	158
#2048	yo-yo	2
#37	yummy death watch beetle	121
#23	zen motorcycle	3

Wow, that's 27,213 items total!

what items are this player missing?