Museum :: TheDotGamer

TheDotGamer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#911	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#120	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	102
#503	2-ball	8
#18	25-meat staff	39
#520	3-ball	8
#109	30669 scroll	101
#43	33398 scroll	726
#281	334 scroll	22
#656	4-ball	5
#132	4-dimensional guitar	18
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#696	6-ball	5
#22	64067 scroll	50
#155	668 scroll	9
#103	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	43
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1055	8-ball	11
#401	9-ball	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#333	Amulet of Yendor	71
#267	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#246	Angry Farmer candy	587
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#540	Black No. 2	5
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#309	Blatantly Canadian	8
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1169	Bonerdagon necklace	7
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#33	Boris's key lime	28
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#127	Boris's ring	11
#469	Boss Bat bling	7
#668	Boss Bat britches	22
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#28	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1,024
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#325	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1576	Cloaca grenade	2
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#34	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	92
#40	Cloaca-Cola helmet	77
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#610	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#550	Cold Hots candy	8
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#149	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1801	Crimbuck	75
#386	Crown of the Goblin King	63
#1424	Daffy Taffy	10
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#313	Divine	1
#48	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	190
#70	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	247
#67	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	17
#24	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	113
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#165	Dolphin King's crown	26
#46	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	522
#124	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	29
#49	Dramatic™ range	35
#2028	Drowsy Sword	3
#1304	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#387	Dyspepsi-Cola	170
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	28
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	24
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#133	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#324	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#61	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#289	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#228	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#308	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#152	Elfin shortbread	7
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1051	Ent cider	2
#203	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#47	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	364
#128	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#22	Feynman gate	593
#405	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#119	Frogade	4
#40	Frost™ brand sword	4
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#56	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25
#173	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	13
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#170	Gnollish flyswatter	18
#4	Gnollish pie server	3,244
#73	Gnollish pie tin	150
#88	Gnollish plunger	32
🥇	Gnollish slotted spoon	8,231
#13	Gnollish toolbox	1,070
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#362	Goodfella contract	84
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#37	Hell broth	16
#164	Hell ramen	34
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#668	Hodgman's blanket	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#246	Imp Ale	880
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#4	Jarlsberg's earring	545
#36	Jarlsberg's key lime	24
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#237	Jolly Roger charrrm	17
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#45	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	436
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#17	Kentucky-style derby	146
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#113	Knob Goblin Uberpants	6
#35	Knob Goblin elite helm	195
#37	Knob Goblin elite pants	168
#37	Knob Goblin elite polearm	171
#7	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3,867
#33	Knob Goblin eyedrops	68
#643	Knob Goblin firecracker	15
#75	Knob Goblin harem pants	95
#72	Knob Goblin harem veil	89
#36	Knob Goblin learning pill	42
#247	Knob Goblin love potion	58
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#42	Knob Goblin nasal spray	94
#32	Knob Goblin pants	592
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#57	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	50
#319	Knob Goblin scimitar	36
#95	Knob Goblin seltzer	305
#43	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	16
#72	Knob Goblin spatula	635
#202	Knob Goblin steroids	64
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#83	Knob Goblin superseltzer	118
#48	Knob Goblin tongs	425
#81	Knob Goblin visor	164
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#87	Knob mushroom	198
#342	Knob pasty	1
#61	Knob sausage	262
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
🥉	Knob shroomkabob	815
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#252	Knoll mushroom	49
#5	Knoll shroomkabob	3,253
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#23	Let Me Be!	24
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#3360	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#32	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	722
#504	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	53
#279	Lucky Surprise Egg	20
#768	M-242	7
#56	MSG	28
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#44	Mad Train wine	5,154
#253	Mae West	2
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#884	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	7
#25	Manetwich	37
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#230	Marquis de Poivre soda	24
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#133	Meat detector	5
#131	Meat maid	1
#149	Meat maid body	1
#43	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	213
#28	Meleegra™ pills	535
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#120	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#89	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#154	Mer-kin takebag	2
#90	Mer-kin thingpouch	8
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#157	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	606
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1419	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
#181	Mohawk wig	71
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#488	Monstar energy beverage	3
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#251	Mountain Stream soda	114
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#96	Mr. Joe's bangles	14
#237	Mr. Mediocrebar	231
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#30	ND	25
#104	NG	17
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#226	Neuromancer	2
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#80	Newbiesport™ tent	121
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#238	Now and Earlier	18
#227	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#360	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#5	Orcish meat locker	305
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#326	PADL Phone	16
#29	PVC staff	1
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#222	Penultimate Fantasy chest	124
#75	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	22
#173	Pine-Fresh air freshener	21
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#10	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	71
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#107	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	12
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#71	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	18
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#634	Ram's Face Lager	11
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#73	Rock Pops	781
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#204	Roo trading card	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#256	Senior Mints	28
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#118	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	11
#44	Sneaky Pete's key lime	21
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#220	Spam Witch sammich	213
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#668	Spooky Surprise Egg	8
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#90	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#25	Steal This Candy	301
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#946	Summer Nights	1
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#135	Swabbie™ swab	35
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#382	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	137
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#215	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#289	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#336	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	7
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#161	Trollhouse cookies	339
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#42	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	86
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1342	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#15	WA	126
#232	Wand of Nagamar	25
#139	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,372
#38	White Citadel burger	121
#27	White Citadel fries	208
#105	White Hyborian	1
#136	Wint-O-Fresh mint	157
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#100	Yummy Tummy bean	2,287
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#146	a little sump'm sump'm	27
#333	abandoned candy	1
#76	abominable snowcone	429
#193	accidental cider	10
#161	acid-squirting flower	28
#304	acoustic guitarrr	12
#474	adder bladder	9
#362	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#128	all-purpose cleaner	83
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#13	alpha-mail pants	78
#621	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#226	amulet of extreme plot significance	76
#279	ancient Magi-Wipes	19
#18	ancient cursed foot locker	18
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#533	ancient spice	1
#156	ancient stone fist	8
#177	ancient stone head	3
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#356	ancient vinyl coin purse	8
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#79	annoying pitchfork	30
#460	ant agonist	3
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#14	anti-anti-antidote	1,641
#219	anticheese	43
#21	antique bottle of cough syrup	39
#158	antique greaves	68
#21	antique hand mirror	1,240
#142	antique helmet	82
#146	antique packet of ketchup	13
#107	antique shield	106
#103	antique spear	116
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#171	armgun	19
#217	around the world	10
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#268	arrrgyle socks	10
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#79	asbestos crossbow	9
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#46	asbestos helmet turtle	3
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#173	asbestos ore	49
#61	asbestos staff	8
#170	asbestos stick	1
#63	asbestos sword	10
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#8	asparagus knife	8,098
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#451	aspirin	2
#159	asshat	18
#968	astral mushroom	3
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#16	atomic vector plotter	312
#80	attention spanner	2
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#12	automatic catapult	36
#240	awful poetry journal	664
#217	bätzle	4
#162	baby killer bee	60
#183	babycakes	1
#608	baconstone	13
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#85	baconstone earring	2
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#122	baconstone ring	2
#756	badass belt	68
#59	badger badge	3
#585	bag of Cheat-Os	8
#261	bag of airline peanuts	111
#753	bag of lard	1
#201	balaclava	4
#49	balaclava baklava	154
#899	ball	6
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#160	balloon monkey	11
#16	balloon shield	15
#143	balloon sword	3
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#29	bamboo bokuto	12
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#396	banana peel	7
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#16	banjo strings	156
#44	bar skin	580
#57	bar whip	2
#119	barbed-wire fence	81
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#116	barrrnacle	113
#36	barskin buckler	2
#42	barskin cloak	3
#35	barskin hat	38
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#65	barskin tent	7
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#341	baseball	13
#53	basic meat crossbow	5
#36	basic meat fez	5
#34	basic meat foon	2
#31	basic meat helmet	11
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#78	basic meat pants	3
#43	basic meat skirt	3
#46	basic meat spork	5
#40	basic meat staff	6
#81	basic meat sword	4
#192	bat guano	94
#41	bat haggis	23
#40	bat hat	2
#77	bat whip	1
#178	bat wing	102
#4	bat wing kabob	798
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#242	batblade	13
#100	batgut	494
#768	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#167	battered hubcap	2
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#132	beach glass bead	57
#198	beach glass necklace	2
#76	bean burrito	28
#18	beanbag chair	141
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#56	beer basted brat	7
#544	beer bomb	19
#571	beer bong	1
#29	beer cartilage	57
#254	beer goggles	1
#428	beer helmet	6
#107	beer lens	37
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#314	beertini	6
#286	begpwnia	5
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#734	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#338	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#190	bellhop bell	2
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
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#53	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	277
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🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
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#392	tulip	1
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#34	turtle pheromones	236
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#85	wine spritzer	14
#412	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	91
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#566	witty rapier	1
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#580	wussiness potion	12
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#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
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#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
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#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#140	yeti fur	2,261
#399	yo	24
#165	yo-yo	189
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 319,663 items total!

what items are this player missing?