Museum :: Kemistry

Kemistry

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#60	Überraschthexengebräu	9
#7	"DRINK ME" potion	9,526
#71	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#36	"caramel" orange	67
#114	"meat" stick	1
#77	1-ball	104
#32	11-leaf clover	134
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#181	1952 Mickey Mantle card	4
#75	2-ball	106
#36	20-lb can of rice and beans	5
#78	25-meat staff	2
#177	3-ball	42
#599	30669 scroll	8
#770	33398 scroll	8
#102	334 scroll	77
#186	4-ball	39
#8	4-d camera	100
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#173	4-dimensional guitar	11
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#69	5-ball	117
#11	5-hour acrimony	2,444
#92	6-ball	91
#262	64067 scroll	1
#197	668 scroll	6
#209	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	16
#94	7-ball	93
#65	8-ball	936
#57	9-ball	24
#33	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	25
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#77	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#69	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#40	A muse-bouche	14
#34	ASCII fu manchu	34
#175	ASCII shirt	13
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#12	Afternoon Delight	154
#39	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	18
#20	Aggressive Carrot	628
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	8
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
#9	Alice's Army Foil Guard	8
#8	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	10
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	5
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	7
#10	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	7
#17	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	5
#13	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	7
#9	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	8
#10	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	7
#21	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	4
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#661	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#48	Angry Farmer candy	4,610
#15	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	218
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#233	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#27	Arr, M80	1
#7	Arrow (+1)	3,056
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#17	Azurite	1,577
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#7	BOOtonniere	8
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#47	BRICKO stud	17
#43	BUBBLE GUM	9
#218	Baja sopapilla	4
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#41	Bangyomaman battle juice	20
#1171	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#8	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	50
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#17	Bettie page	13
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#24	Black Hole	7
#98	Blackfly Chardonnay	94
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#10	Boltsmann ID badge	5
#594	Bonerdagon necklace	19
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#246	Boss Bat britches	54
#21	Bowlet	10
#51	Boxing Day Pass	5
#41	Bram's choker	4
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#301	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#16	Breathitin™	4
#798	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#178	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#165	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#58	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#59	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	7
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#534	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#134	CSA cheerfulness ration	23
#142	CSA discount card	16
#95	Camp Scout pup tent	83
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
🥈	Celsius 233	46
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#41	Charity's choker	13
#64	Cheer-Up soda	11
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#264	Chroner	170
#42	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#123	Cloaca grenade	129
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#263	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#230	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#352	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#83	Coinspiracy	44
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#34	Cold Hots candy	4,577
#42	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	42
#350	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#41	Cracklin' Oat Bran	22
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo Credit	43
#243	Crimbo Factory surprise box	10
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#60	Crimbo crystal shards	5
#7	Crimbo dinner	202
#14	Crimbo food scraps	609
#51	Crimbo fudge	742
#42	Crimbo peppermint bark	768
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#23	Crimbo train emergency brake	139
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#14	Crimbo ukulele	5
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#8	Crimbosmopolitan	295
#211	Crimbot battery	3
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#81	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#43	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	11
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#132	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#26	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	21
#213	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	15
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#32	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	210
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#97	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#10	Crimboysters Rockefeller	122
#32	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#61	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	10
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	7
#155	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	13
#81	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#55	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#24	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	35
#34	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	5
#76	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	12
#55	Crimbuccaneer shirt	10
#50	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#11	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	8
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#116	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1920	Crimbuck	50
#45	Crown of the Goblin King	316
#130	DUFRESNE Suds	43
#23	Daffy Taffy	4,585
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#72	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
#609	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#137	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#14	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	11
#56	Dogsgotnonoz pills	8
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#137	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	45
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#33	Drowsy Sword	273
#13	Duskwalker fangs	49
#41	Dust bunny	209
#36	Dweebisol™ inhaler	27
#707	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#514	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#435	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#221	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	13
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#227	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#326	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#134	Elf Army machine parts	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#88	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	2
#45	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#192	Elf Guard MPC	500
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#28	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#40	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	8
#78	Elf Guard eyedrops	4
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#78	Elf Guard honor present	2
#58	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#69	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#4	Elf Guard insignia (private)	40
#15	Elf Guard mouthknife	18
#36	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	10
#37	Elf Guard patrol cap	4
#34	Elf Guard payroll bag	19
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#51	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#18	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#18	Elf Guard strategic map	5
#7	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	11
#11	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	98
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#12	Elvish underarmor	4
#46	Enchanted Flyswatter	11
#33	Enchanted Plunger	18
#1165	Ent cider	1
#8	Extrovermectin™	28
#18	Eye Agate	1,486
#172	Fantasma en la Máquina	8
#33	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	66
#45	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	40
#45	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	61
#11	FantasyRealm guest pass	4
#4	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
#664	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#34	Fitspiration™ poster	80
🥇	French slippers	1
#265	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#19	Fu Manchu Wax	92
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#61	Gaia beads	92
#285	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#290	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#71	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#52	Gearhead Goo	19
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#30	Gets-You-Drunk	5
#29	Giant black monolith	1
#48	Gnollish Crossdress	13
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#381	Gnollish toolbox	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#67	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#16	Gordon Bennett	112
#19	Grateful Undead T-shirt	24
#28	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#107	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#408	Green Clover of Justice	5
#66	Gummi-Gnauga	99
#8	Handsome Devil	99
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#20	Holiday Fun!	474
#59	Hollandaise helmet	341
#17	Homebodyl™	4
#36	How to Avoid Scams	423
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#51	Hundred Headed IPA	4
#32	Iceberglar scarf	36
#51	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	120
#190	Iiti Kitty phone charm	17
#47	Illuminati earpiece	15
#98	Imp Ale	2,701
#73	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	12
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#236	Inner Truth	2
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#50	Iron Beta of Industry	176
#14	Island Hurricane	2
#10	Island Landslide	7
#719	Jack-in-the-box	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#110	Jamaican coffee	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#180	Jocko Homo's head	9
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#15	Kelflar vest	20
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#27	Knob Goblin Mutagen	114
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#721	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#75	Knob Goblin elite shirt	104
#71	Knob Goblin firecracker	380
#126	Knob Goblin harem pants	54
#115	Knob Goblin harem veil	56
#238	Knob Goblin love potion	64
#83	Knob Goblin melon baller	49
#272	Knob Goblin pants	49
#86	Knob Goblin perfume	49
#279	Knob Goblin scimitar	46
#43	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	16
#516	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#192	Knob Goblin steroids	70
#302	Knob Goblin tongs	47
#67	Knob Goblin visor	229
#12	Knob lo mein	104
#57	Knob sausage stir-fry	7
#75	Knob stroganoff	6
#197	Knob stuffed shells	6
#24	Knoll lo mein	14
#37	Knoll shroomkabob	69
#23	Kokomo Resort Chip	57
#4	Kokomo Resort Pass	1,137
#162	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#46	Kudzu slaw	12
#121	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	523
#481	LED block	2
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#6	LOV Entrance Pass	6
🥇	LWA ring	1
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#18	Lapis Lazuli	1,231
#19	Law of Averages	1
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#18	Lens of Hatred	1
#30	Leonard's glasses	40
#39	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	42
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#55	Lockenstock™ sandals	114
#29	Lolsipop	24
#44	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	274
#576	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	9
🥇	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	11
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#123	Mad Train wine	923
#77	Mae West	21
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#41	Mansquito's blood	19
#13	Manual of Lock Picking	4
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#76	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
#62	Mark of the Bugbear	5
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#60	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#58	Mark of the Vampire	5
#54	Mark of the Werewolf	6
#51	Mark of the Zombie	5
#51	Marvin's marvelous pill	4
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
#29	Meat Butler	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#29	Meat maid	11
#234	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	33
#351	Meleegra™ pills	27
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#390	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	110
#5	Milk Studs	4,955
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#44	Missing Eye Simulation Device	15
#8	Misty Cape	132
#26	Misty Cloak	82
#43	Misty Robe	65
#602	Mob Penguin cellular phone	30
#329	Mohawk wig	31
#32	Mon Tiki	90
#13	Mr. Big's Wallet	1
#31	Mr. Mediocrebar	4,563
#37	Mysterious Black Box	96
#405	NPZR chemistry set	7
#26	Neuromancer	141
#12	Neverending Party guest pass	12
🥈	New Age hurting crystal	3,530
#124	Newbiesport™ tent	60
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#610	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#10	Non-Euclidean Finance	2
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	14
#210	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	6
#164	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	8
#120	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#122	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	7
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#36	Now and Earlier	170
#46	O'RLY manual	61
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#145	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	10
#156	Orange Star of Sacrifice	13
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#382	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#55	Osk'r Chow	15
#24	P.B.L.T.	671
#187	PADL Phone	63
#7	PEEZ dispenser	5,293
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
🥈	Peek-a-Boo!	5
#5	Pendant of Gargalesis	53
#56	Pener's drumstick	1
#41	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	60
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#208	Pine-Fresh air freshener	17
#5	Pink Heart of Spirit	68
🥇	PirateRealm guest pass	82
#21	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	7
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#146	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
#200	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#280	Ram's Face Lager	113
#14	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	4
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	7
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	13
#13	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	9
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	11
#8	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	11
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	10
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	10
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	10
#12	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	9
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	6
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	12
#8	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	13
#19	Red Army camouflage kit	170
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#25	Red Roger's red left foot	2
#18	Red Roger's red left hand	5
#16	Red Roger's red right foot	4
#18	Red Roger's red right hand	4
🥉	Red Roger's reliquary	199
#40	Redeye™ Eyedrops	33
#52	Rock Garden Guide	1
#20	Rock Pops	4,627
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#46	Rogue Windmill Rouge	9
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#21	Rubee™	3,279
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#281	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#7	Science Notebook	2
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#44	Scuba Snack	11
#4	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	1
#89	Senior Mints	241
#146	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#47	Shivering Chèvre	127
#21	Shot of Kardashian Gin	26
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#11	Siberian sunrise	47
#18	Sketcherz™	1
#26	Skullery Maid's Knee	93
#28	Slimosa	3
#43	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	12
#29	Smart Bone Dust	40
#221	Snow Queen Crown	13
#46	Source essence	3,185
#5	Space Baby children's book	46
#7	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	2
#4	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	3
#4	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	4
#6	Spacegate military insignia	1
#519	Spam Witch sammich	42
#9	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	2
#6	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	6
#5	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	5
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
#10	Spring Bros. ID badge	5
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#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#566	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	8
#13	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	124
#10	tiny plastic Beebee King	140
#352	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	12
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#493	tiny plastic Black Knight	14
#671	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
#940	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
#15	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	77
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#25	tiny plastic Café Elf	3
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#11	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	275
#16	tiny plastic Cheer Core	3
#41	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	299
#145	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#11	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	140
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#25	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	2
#25	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	2
#23	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	302
#22	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	276
#30	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	51
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#34	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	3
#59	tiny plastic Crimbot	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#43	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	17
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#9	tiny plastic Father McGruber	255
#333	tiny plastic Felonia	12
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#315	tiny plastic G Imp	20
#99	tiny plastic GORM-8	2
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#108	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	8
#534	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	13
#657	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	11
#13	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	265
#613	tiny plastic Hellion	12
#402	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	17
#103	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	8
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#639	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	7
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#489	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	14
#408	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	17
#730	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	10
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#11	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	83
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#26	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	2
#24	tiny plastic Mirth	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#10	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	234
#644	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	11
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#350	tiny plastic Protagonist	19
#9	tiny plastic Queen Bee	128
#16	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	58
#49	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	2
#10	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	275
#310	tiny plastic Spam Witch	20
#496	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	14
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#681	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	7
#764	tiny plastic The Man	6
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#364	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	19
#24	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	85
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#8	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	163
#602	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	12
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#27	tiny plastic accordion thief	76
#67	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#363	tiny plastic angry bugbear	19
#56	tiny plastic angry goat	328
#16	tiny plastic angry space marine	235
#43	tiny plastic angry vikings	2
#344	tiny plastic anime smiley	19
#102	tiny plastic animelf	3
#506	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	14
#470	tiny plastic astronomer	15
#51	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	291
#39	tiny plastic bad vibe	2
#48	tiny plastic barrrnacle	293
#13	tiny plastic batbugbear	226
#456	tiny plastic beanbat	15
#11	tiny plastic bee swarm	267
#9	tiny plastic beebee gunners	254
#10	tiny plastic beebee queue	280
#28	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	64
#12	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	243
#12	tiny plastic blazing bat	250
#49	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	313
#385	tiny plastic blooper	17
#467	tiny plastic brainsweeper	15
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#10	tiny plastic bugaboo	244
#13	tiny plastic buzzerker	234
#9	tiny plastic caboose	6
#11	tiny plastic cavebugbear	265
#17	tiny plastic chem lab	3
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8	tiny plastic coal car	5
#42	tiny plastic cocoabo	313
#44	tiny plastic coffee pixie	259
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#759	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	6
#491	tiny plastic cubist bull	14
#642	tiny plastic demoninja	11
#11	tiny plastic dining car	3
#35	tiny plastic disco bandit	74
#32	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	2
#405	tiny plastic drunk goat	17
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#505	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	14
#538	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#9	tiny plastic fire servant	175
#455	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	15
#16	tiny plastic food lab	3
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#576	tiny plastic fruit golem	12
#49	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	308
#50	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	301
#48	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	304
#463	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	15
#38	tiny plastic golden gundam	838
#426	tiny plastic goth giant	16
#48	tiny plastic grue	288
#581	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	12
#36	tiny plastic hermit	54
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#61	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	240
#9	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	244
#52	tiny plastic killer bee	297
#731	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#49	tiny plastic leprechaun	328
#52	tiny plastic levitating potato	299
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#19	tiny plastic locomotive	2
#20	tiny plastic mime executive	6
#26	tiny plastic mime functionary	3
#42	tiny plastic mime scientist	2
#24	tiny plastic mime soldier	5
#11	tiny plastic moneybee	235
#45	tiny plastic mosquito	314
#22	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	2
#11	tiny plastic mumblebee	250
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#777	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#15	tiny plastic nog lab	4
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#12	tiny plastic passenger car	3
#24	tiny plastic pastamancer	92
#9	tiny plastic peacannon	148
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#54	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	274
#32	tiny plastic sauceror	80
#408	tiny plastic scary clown	17
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#34	tiny plastic seal clubber	62
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#450	tiny plastic senile lihc	15
#950	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#11	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	135
#366	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	18
#48	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	311
#966	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
#49	tiny plastic stab bat	302
#47	tiny plastic star starfish	263
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#26	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	254
#313	tiny plastic taco cat	21
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#9	tiny plastic the Free Man	145
#402	tiny plastic topiary golem	16
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#33	tiny plastic turtle tamer	85
#1484	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#637	tiny plastic whitesnake	11
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#589	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#339	titanium assault umbrella	28
#31	tofu casserole	78
#106	tofu stir-fry	1
#67	tofu taco	3
#5	tomato daiquiri	2,693
#51	tomato soup poster	8
#52	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	20
#6	tooth cap	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#5	toothy trousers	1
#1063	top	4
#23	topiary necktie	1
#21	topiary skunk	5
#35	topiary tights	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#52	totally sweet mohawk helmet	8
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#20	toy accordion	42
#172	toy crazy train	57
#899	toy deathbot	1
#543	toy hoverpad	23
#398	toy mercenary	19
🥈	toy soldier	433
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#364	toy train	6
#1821	toy wheel	1
#37	traditional Crimbo cookie	23
#49	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#276	transparent nog	1
#12	transparent pants	6
#101	transporter transponder	25
#754	tree-eating kite	37
#120	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#123	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#46	trick coin	3
#294	trilobite fossil	16
#53	tropical paperweight	6
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#15	trout fang	28
#48	tube of pendulum lube	10
#48	tube of villain white	9
#35	turtle mud	25
#229	turtle totem	252
#25	turtlemail bits	651
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#47	twinkly wad	24,477
#22	twitching time capsule	41
#46	una poca de gracia	33
#35	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#215	unearthly onyx	4
#32	unevolved organism	1
#32	unfinished fruitcake	7
#70	unholy water	11
#47	unidentified jerky	1,197
#50	universal biscuit	51
#22	unoccupied sheep suit	2
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#2721	unstable laser battery	4
#562	untamable turtle	4
#30	untorn tearaway pants package	2
#312	unusual disco ball	8
#58	unwound clockwork grapefruit	3
#67	useless powder	6,545
#55	valuable coin	31
#1693	valuable trinket	12
#26	vampagne	6
#16	vampire chowder	138
#32	vampire duck-on-a-string	338
#71	vampire pearl	13
#24	vampire pearl earring	2
#5	velour valise	1
#5	velour vambraces	1
#6	velour vaqueros	1
#9	velour veil	1
#8	velour viscometer	1
#9	velour voulge	1
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#37	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	157
#7	very fancy whiskey	53
#56	very overdue library book	16
#31	vial of swamp vapors	41
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#263	viking helmet	54
#8	vitamin G pill	223
#81	vodka and cranberry	32
#33	vodka stratocaster	55
#72	void stone	12
#203	volcanic ash	31
#22	voodoo glowskull	314
#601	vorpal blade	4
#33	votive candle	16
#77	wad of slimy rags	16
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#90	wand of pigification	10
#353	wang	4
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#49	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	24
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#13	warbear jackhammer drill press	7
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#350	warbear whosit	294
#24	warehouse clerk's glasses	38
#25	warehouse key	28
#19	warehouse walkie-talkie	44
#14	warm fur	5
#70	water pipe bomb	1,422
#183	water purification pills	5
#120	water-polo cap	2
#4	wet tack	13
#40	whale cerebrospinal fluid	21
🥈	whalecake	36
#38	whalegun	1
#41	whalesteak	20
#100	whiskey and cola	30
#196	white Canadian	18
#27	white Crimbo ball	1,013
#28	white arm towel	1
#169	white candy heart	238
#71	white chocolate and tomato pizza	47
#64	white chocolate chip cookies	122
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#328	white class ring	24
#586	white collar	1
#25	white earbuds	1
#213	white lightning	74
#18	white money bag	22
#11	white page	101
#619	white picket fence	3
#462	white satin pants	5
#581	white satin shield	1
#153	white snake skin	93
#567	white sword	4
#12	white tulip	56
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#70	wicker shield	97
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#578	windchimes	5
#929	wolf mask	4
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#224	worn tophat	8
#16	woven baling wire bracelets	24
#85	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#232	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#36	wrench bracelet	80
#44	wrestling mask	9
#32	wriggling severed nose	5
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#5	wriggling worm	921
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#151	wussiness potion	127
#31	x-ray mirror	19
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#114	yak skin	12
#21	yellow brick road	121
#150	yellow candy heart	359
#104	yellow glowstick	12
#696	yellow gummi ingot	19
#116	yellow paisley oyster egg	19
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#83	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	20
#14	yellow rocket	25
#43	yellow seashell	34
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#306	yeti fur	606
#696	yo-yo	37
#138	yule gruel	4
#80	yule hatchet	6
#102	yule pup	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#31	zombie hollandaise	90
#8	zombie mariachi hat	2

Wow, that's 824,837 items total!

what items are this player missing?