Museum :: Kemistry

Kemistry

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#61	Überraschthexengebräu	9
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#5	"DRINK ME" potion	10,131
#36	"KICK ME" sign	76
#71	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#37	"caramel" orange	67
#87	"meat" stick	4
#7	0	1
#77	1-ball	108
#45	11-leaf clover	38
#760	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#135	1952 Mickey Mantle card	16
#72	2-ball	109
#21	20-lb can of rice and beans	13
#78	25-meat staff	2
#161	3-ball	47
#541	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#102	334 scroll	77
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#166	4-ball	45
#8	4-d camera	106
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#132	4-dimensional guitar	18
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#66	5-ball	121
#11	5-hour acrimony	2,447
#92	6-ball	96
#263	64067 scroll	1
#197	668 scroll	6
#144	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	27
#92	7-ball	99
#64	8-ball	952
#30	8-bit banana	16
#55	9-ball	27
#32	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	25
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#86	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#40	A muse-bouche	15
#34	ASCII fu manchu	35
#170	ASCII shirt	14
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#22	Aerheads	5
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#12	Afternoon Delight	155
#39	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	19
#19	Aggressive Carrot	773
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#173	Alewife™ Ale	7
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	8
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
#9	Alice's Army Foil Guard	8
#8	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	10
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	5
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#10	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	7
#10	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	7
#17	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	5
#13	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	7
#9	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	8
#10	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	7
#21	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	4
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#20	Amnesiac Ale	5
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#49	Angry Farmer candy	4,798
#15	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	236
#61	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#27	Arr, M80	1
#7	Arrow (+1)	3,686
#33	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#47	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	4
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#33	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#11	Atomic Pop	199
#27	Aura Libre	6
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#16	AutumnFest ale	387
#34	Aye Aye	3
#17	Aye Aye, Captain	9
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#15	Azurite	2,160
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#24	BOOterfinger	19
#7	BOOtonniere	8
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#323	BRICKO eye brick	17
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#46	BRICKO stud	18
#37	BUBBLE GUM	11
#112	BURT	280
#222	Baja sopapilla	4
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#41	Bangyomaman battle juice	20
#1173	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#67	Barulio's bottle	9
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#18	Bash-Ōs cereal	171
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#8	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	50
#51	Battlie Light Saver	42
#27	Beignet Milgranet	16
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#17	Bettie page	15
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#23	Big Punk	22
#18	Bit O' Ectoplasm	267
#15	Bit O' Quail Spleen	26
#85	BitterSweetTarts	40
#49	Black Body™ spray	12
#24	Black Hole	7
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#96	Blackfly Chardonnay	97
#143	Bling of the New Wave	8
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#42	Bloody Nora	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#50	Bohemian rhapsody	19
#8	Boltsmann ID badge	6
#338	Bonerdagon necklace	34
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#12	Boosty Juice	3
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#924	Boris's ring	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#248	Boss Bat britches	54
#73	Boss Drops	8
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#28	Bowl of Scorpions	60
#21	Bowlet	10
#51	Boxing Day Pass	5
#41	Bram's choker	4
#24	Brand of Violence	1
🥇	Brandonian footlocker key	1,349
#21	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	12
#301	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#16	Breathitin™	4
#676	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	5
#22	Bruno's blessing of Mars	25
#6	Bugbearclaw Donut	191
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#31	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	21
#12	Bustle Hustler	51
#12	Buttery Boy	2
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#58	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	7
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#131	CSA cheerfulness ration	26
#141	CSA discount card	17
#166	CSA obedience grenade	5
#137	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	23
#23	Caipiranha	7
#95	Camp Scout pup tent	83
#39	Candicaine	6
#23	Candy Alexander	9
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#33	Carpathian longsword	67
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
🥈	Celsius 233	46
#21	Cement Mixer	8
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#28	Chakra Libre	4
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#38	Charity's choker	15
#25	Charleston Choo-Choo	9
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#9	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	41
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#23	Chinese curse words	23
#73	Choco-Mint patty	3
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#224	Chroner	267
#37	Churchill	1
#11	Citrus Crush wine cooler	68
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#40	Claybender glasses	22
#114	Cloaca grenade	138
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#83	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	28
#72	Cloaca-Cola helmet	33
#78	Cloaca-Cola shield	30
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#10	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	565
#16	Cobra Bowl	2
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#83	Coinspiracy	44
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#34	Cold Hots candy	4,715
#105	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#42	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	43
#42	Comet Drop	3
#29	Comet Pop	49
#349	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#127	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
#180	Cosmic Calorie	5
#18	Covert Ops for Kids	8
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#39	Cracklin' Oat Bran	25
#36	Crazymaker	7
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#1218	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo Credit	43
#247	Crimbo Factory surprise box	10
#87	Crimbo candied pecan	403
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#26	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#61	Crimbo crystal shards	5
#7	Crimbo dinner	203
#14	Crimbo food scraps	609
#50	Crimbo fudge	813
#41	Crimbo peppermint bark	836
#73	Crimbo pie	57
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#23	Crimbo train emergency brake	139
#14	Crimbo ukulele	5
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#7	Crimbosmopolitan	295
#211	Crimbot battery	3
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#43	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	11
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#133	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#25	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	21
#212	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	15
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#31	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	210
#181	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#97	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#10	Crimboysters Rockefeller	122
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	7
#164	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	15
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#24	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	35
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	5
#79	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	12
#56	Crimbuccaneer shirt	10
#50	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#10	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	8
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1846	Crimbuck	67
#43	Crown of the Goblin King	331
#36	Cursed Punch	7
#130	DUFRESNE Suds	44
#11	Dad's brandy	114
#22	Daffy Taffy	4,762
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#71	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
#56	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	9
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#9	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	12
#8	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	114
#23	Doc's Fortifying Wine	9
#31	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
#15	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4
#25	Doc's Smartifying Wine	5
#19	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3
#57	Dogsgotnonoz pills	8
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#19	Doublepunchplanter	7
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#138	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	46
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#6	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2
#9	Drip harness	3
#15	Driplet	32
#22	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	21
#32	Drowsy Sword	281
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#47	Dump Truck	3
#13	Duskwalker fangs	53
#35	Duskwalker syringe	60
#41	Dust bunny	209
#36	Dweebisol™ inhaler	28
#677	Dyspepsi grenade	16
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#39	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	47
#56	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	34
#221	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	13
#55	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	32
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#47	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
#40	Easter grasshopper	2
#33	Effermint™ tablets	236
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	6
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#16	Electric Punch	2
#142	Elf Army machine parts	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	2
#47	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#213	Elf Guard MPC	500
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#29	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#39	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	9
#79	Elf Guard eyedrops	4
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#83	Elf Guard honor present	2
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#4	Elf Guard insignia (private)	40
#17	Elf Guard mouthknife	18
#37	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	10
#37	Elf Guard patrol cap	4
#39	Elf Guard payroll bag	19
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#20	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#18	Elf Guard strategic map	5
#6	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	11
#11	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	98
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#18	Elizabeth's paintbrush	21
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#206	Elmley shades	5
#22	Elvish delight	60
#11	Elvish underarmor	4
#45	Enchanted Flyswatter	13
#31	Enchanted Plunger	21
#1165	Ent cider	1
#49	Event Horizon	2
#10	Everlasting Deckswabber	211
#8	Every Day is Like This Sundae	17
#22	Extra-slimy Slimosa	5
#9	Extrovermectin™	28
#15	Eye Agate	2,109
#30	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	4
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#168	Fantasma en la Máquina	9
#31	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	77
#38	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	47
#44	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	69
#10	FantasyRealm guest pass	4
#4	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
#26	Fauna Libre	6
#13	Feliz Navidad	8
#665	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#33	Fitspiration™ poster	84
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#11	Flamin' Whatshisname	269
#26	Flaming Caipiranha	9
#38	Flaming Knob	4
#15	Flaming Mohobo	29
#37	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#55	Flaskfull of Hollow	203
#18	Flying Caipiranha	7
#16	Fog Murderer	29
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#200	Frat Army FGF	23
#25	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	27
#27	French bronilla brogurt	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#243	Friendliness Beverage	6
#21	Friendly Turkey	6
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#263	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#17	Fu Manchu Wax	100
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#24	Fuzzy Tentacle	7
#101	GOTO	9
#8	Gabarbar	20
#46	Gaia beads	121
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#81	Gathered Meat-Clip	5
#70	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#52	Gearhead Goo	19
#80	Genalen™ Bottle	63
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Horror	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Undead	2
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#125	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#25	Gets-You-Drunk	6
#12	Ghiaccio Colada	1
#42	Ghost Dog Chow	7
#25	Giant black monolith	3
#30	Glo-Pop	12
#44	Gnollish Crossdress	15
#48	Gnollish autoplunger	8
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#35	Gnollish sangria	3
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#381	Gnollish toolbox	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#40	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	15
#4	Golden Light	50
#19	Golden Mean	9
#21	Good 'n' Quiet	19
#53	Good 'n' Slimy	6
#16	Gordon Bennett	112
#30	Grasshopper	4
#18	Grateful Undead T-shirt	25
#29	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#109	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#53	Greek fire	1
#27	Green Burlap	5
#411	Green Clover of Justice	5
#34	Green Giant	6
#50	Green Manalishi	77
#21	Green Muslin	5
#18	Green Velvet	8
#21	Gummi-DNA	193
#57	Gummi-Gnauga	104
#19	Half a Purse	4
🥉	Hand in Glove	43
#6	Handsome Devil	126
#48	Haymaker	1
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#24	Herring Daiquiri	5
#21	Herring Wallbanger	6
#22	Herringtini	6
#19	Hersey™ SMOOCH	17
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#29	Highest Bitter	2
#18	Holiday Fun!	647
#70	Holiday Multitasking	1
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#56	Hollandaise helmet	371
#17	Homebodyl™	4
#26	Hot 'n' Scarys	23
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#36	How to Avoid Scams	424
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
#8	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	10
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
#50	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	2
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#34	Humanitini	5
#52	Hundred Headed IPA	4
#44	Hunger™ Sauce	3
#30	Iceberglar scarf	40
#50	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	122
#191	Iiti Kitty phone charm	17
#37	Illuminati earpiece	25
#93	Imp Ale	2,934
#73	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	12
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#237	Inner Truth	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#26	Irish Coffee, English Heart	6
#40	Irish eggnog	2
#43	Iron Beta of Industry	191
#17	Island Hurricane	2
#11	Island Landslide	7
#8	Island Thunderstorm	11
#43	Jack-O-Lantern beer	14
#669	Jack-in-the-box	7
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#23	Jackhammer	5
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#114	Jamaican coffee	1
#36	Jamocha berry	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#71	Jefferson wings	5
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#19	Jungle Juice	5
#35	Kashmir sweater	4
#40	Keese berry	1
#17	Kelflar vest	20
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#24	Knob Goblin Mutagen	123
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#72	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	15
#656	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#586	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
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#9	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	244
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#20	tiny plastic mime executive	6
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#9	tiny plastic peacannon	148
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#15	trout fang	29
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#46	tube of pendulum lube	11
#43	tube of villain white	12
#40	turchucken	3
#35	turtle mud	25
#437	turtle pheromones	6
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#51	turtle-shaped rock	21
#23	turtlemail bits	675
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#47	twinkly wad	24,512
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#20	two meat muck	12
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#20	ultra-deluxe cupcake	15
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#43	una poca de gracia	35
#16	unappetizing mayolus	4
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#54	underwater slingshot	15
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#340	unearthed potsherd	7
#216	unearthly onyx	4
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#32	unfinished fruitcake	7
#17	unfinished pleasure	3
#70	unholy water	11
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#46	unidentified jerky	1,244
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#51	universal biscuit	51
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#35	unremarkable duffel bag	98
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#95	unsanitized scalpel	2
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#51	valuable coin	42
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#15	vampire chowder	144
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#32	vampire duck-on-a-string	338
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#25	velcro ore	65
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#28	vengeful spirit	2
#36	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	158
#7	very fancy whiskey	54
#47	very overdue library book	22
#38	very small red dress	44
#22	vial of The Glistening	62
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#83	vial of holy water	23
#35	vial of hot blood	2
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#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
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#23	vinyl ore	64
#27	violent pastilles	10
#49	viscous lava globs	4
#7	vitamin G pill	234
#76	vodka and cranberry	35
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#33	vodka stratocaster	55
#26	void burger	313
#25	void lager	251
#74	void stone	12
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#82	volleyball	3
#21	voodoo glowskull	332
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#77	wad of slimy rags	16
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#228	walrus-tusk earring	5
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#82	wand of pigification	11
#277	wang	8
#143	war tongs	25
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
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#15	warbear dress bracers	1
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#49	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	24
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#10	warbear jackhammer drill press	8
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#44	warbear whosit	5,717
#20	warehouse clerk's glasses	57
#25	warehouse key	28
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#14	warm fur	5
#19	warm gravy	4
#59	wasabi pocky	4
#51	wasabi-infused sake	7
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#63	water pipe bomb	1,584
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#120	water-polo cap	2
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#93	watered-down Red Minotaur	24
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#8	watermelon	23
#21	wax booze	5
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#68	weremoose spit	13
#4	wet tack	13
#8	wet venom duct	87
#42	whale cerebrospinal fluid	21
#57	whalebone corset	36
🥈	whalecake	36
#40	whalegun	1
#43	whalesteak	20
#14	whatsit-covered turtle shell	12
#14	wheel of camembert	4
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#101	whiskey and cola	30
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#188	white Canadian	19
#27	white Crimbo ball	1,013
#88	white Xanadian	6
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#23	white blood cells	14
#161	white candy heart	256
#52	white chocolate and tomato pizza	65
#47	white chocolate chip brownies	5
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#125	white class ring	92
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#24	white earbuds	1
#110	white hat hacker T-shirt	12
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#322	white sword	12
#13	white tulip	56
#29	white wine	10
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#90	whole turkey leg	3
#56	wholeberd	2
#9	wicker clicker	1
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#24	wind-up Whatsian robot	26
#17	wind-up ensign	30
#769	wind-up meatcar	2
#16	wind-up navigation droid	38
#22	wind-up owl	25
#71	wind-up spider	1
#10	wind-up vampire teeth	40
#526	windchimes	7
#4	windicle	23
#94	wings of fire	1
#51	witch wart	4
#72	witch's bread	1
#432	witty rapier	3
#715	wolf mask	10
#46	wolfskull mask	1
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#218	wooden axe	3
#629	wooden block	4
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#180	wool hat	11
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#56	world's smallest violin	23
#211	worn tophat	9
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#16	woven baling wire bracelets	24
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#29	wrench bracelet	87
#44	wrestling mask	9
#31	wriggling severed nose	5
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#136	wussiness potion	157
#31	x-ray mirror	20
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
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#14	yam and swiss	1
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#22	yellow brick road	121
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#90	yellow drunki-bear	8
#104	yellow glowstick	12
#696	yellow gummi ingot	19
#63	yellow matter custard	2
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#83	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	20
#14	yellow rocket	25
#43	yellow seashell	34
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#303	yeti fur	642
#695	yo-yo	37
#606	yohohoyo	1
#127	yule gruel	5
#80	yule hatchet	6
#104	yule pup	1
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#26	zombie hollandaise	102
#6	zombie mariachi hat	3

Wow, that's 940,045 items total!

what items are this player missing?