Museum :: silly

silly_na

Rank	Item	Quantity
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#378	1-ball	13
#74	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	180
#387	2-ball	11
#124	25-meat staff	1
#364	3-ball	13
#275	4-ball	20
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#306	5-ball	16
#377	6-ball	12
#262	64067 scroll	1
#414	7-ball	11
#386	8-ball	69
#296	9-ball	3
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#226	Amulet of Yendor	102
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#731	Angry Farmer candy	76
#78	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	20
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#462	BRICKO brick	3
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	58
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#30	Bash-Ōs cereal	49
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#46	Blackfly Chardonnay	258
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#503	Bonerdagon necklace	23
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#55	Boris's key lime	13
#64	Boris's key lime pie	23
#114	Boris's ring	12
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#274	Boss Bat britches	47
#194	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	53
#149	Bulky Buddy Box	19
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#17	C.H.U.M. knife	41
#23	C.H.U.M. lantern	5
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#102	Cherry Cloaca Cola	21
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#291	Cloaca grenade	60
#298	Cloaca-Cola	133
#219	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	17
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#309	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#104	Codpiece of the Goblin King	50
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#133	Cold Hots candy	114
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1326	Crimboween memo	7
#2334	Crimbuck	12
#974	Crown of the Goblin King	25
#132	Daffy Taffy	274
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#130	Divine	8
#70	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	29
#68	Dolphin King's crown	55
#170	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	65
#144	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
#503	Drowsy Sword	38
#382	Dyspepsi grenade	35
#111	Dyspepsi-Cola	735
#147	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	20
#153	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	14
#165	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	13
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#63	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	25
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	10
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	14
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	14
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	12
#38	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	10
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#62	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	16
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#36	Elmley shades	34
#348	Ent cider	22
#65	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#153	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	93
#756	Feynman gate	11
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#28	Gaia beads	192
#266	Game Grid ticket	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#67	Genalen™ Bottle	82
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#52	Gnollish autoplunger	6
#106	Gnollish flyswatter	31
#90	Gnollish pie server	20
#94	Gnollish plunger	31
#84	Gnollish slotted spoon	25
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#116	Green Clover of Justice	14
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#252	Hell ramen	14
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#10	Hodgman's cane	3
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#222	Iiti Kitty phone charm	13
#223	Imp Ale	1,006
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#86	Jarlsberg's key lime	8
#72	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	19
#83	Jolly Roger charrrm	64
#96	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	31
#152	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	77
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#60	Kentucky-style derby	3
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#267	Knob Goblin elite shirt	30
#379	Knob Goblin firecracker	46
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#80	Knob Goblin love potion	256
#48	Knob Goblin melon baller	102
#94	Knob Goblin pants	180
#106	Knob Goblin scimitar	151
#29	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,501
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#171	Knob Goblin spatula	105
#73	Knob Goblin steroids	266
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#37	Knob Goblin superseltzer	335
#94	Knob Goblin tongs	198
#377	Knob Goblin visor	14
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#64	Knob shroomkabob	4
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#56	Knoll shroomkabob	35
🥇	LWA ring	1
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#19	Lockenstock™ sandals	422
#216	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	48
#162	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	384
#322	Lucky Surprise Egg	14
#155	Mad Train wine	709
#59	Manetwich	16
#59	Mariner's Friend cough drops	17
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#100	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	33
#264	Meat detector	2
#575	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#144	Meleegra™ pills	79
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#948	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	5
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1507	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#245	Mohawk wig	50
#35	Monstar energy beverage	415
#690	Mountain Stream soda	9
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#51	Mr. Joe's bangles	20
#141	Mr. Mediocrebar	508
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#123	Nardz energy beverage	7
#192	Neuromancer	3
#226	Newbiesport™ tent	12
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#247	Now and Earlier	17
#147	Oil of Parrrlay	23
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#96	Orcish baseball cap	57
#77	Orcish cargo shorts	59
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#38	Oreille Divisée brandy	11
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#140	Penultimate Fantasy chest	266
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#235	Pine-Fresh air freshener	14
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#47	Ralph IX cognac	4
#141	Ram's Face Lager	397
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#348	Red Rover BB gun	10
#104	Regular Cloaca Cola	14
#31	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	31
#157	Rock Pops	322
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#36	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	29
#56	Sneaky Pete's key lime	14
#53	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	29
#119	Snow Queen Crown	52
#134	Spam Witch sammich	473
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#85	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	12
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#86	Supernova Champagne	113
#118	Swabbie™ swab	41
#1256	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	11
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#224	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	18
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#422	Trollhouse cookies	81
#109	Tuesday's ruby	31
#331	Typical Tavern swill	13
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#52	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	73
#164	Uncle Romulus	8
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#625	Valentine	33
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#12	WA	179
#87	Warm Subject gift certificate	3,035
#57	Wax Flask	12
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#30	X-37 gun	7
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#484	Yummy Tummy bean	410
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#181	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	7
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#199	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	10
#147	a butt tuba	9
#189	a little sump'm sump'm	17
#125	abandoned candy	11
#180	abominable snowcone	107
#72	accidental cider	47
#108	acid-squirting flower	52
#154	acoustic guitarrr	28
#233	adder bladder	48
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#161	all-purpose cleaner	64
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#350	alphabet gum	4
#241	amulet of extreme plot significance	71
#101	ancient Magi-Wipes	155
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#100	ancient frozen dinner	30
#94	ancient protein powder	109
#155	ancient spice	21
#34	ancient stone fist	60
#54	ancient stone head	20
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#157	ancient vinyl coin purse	55
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#88	annoying pitchfork	26
#209	ant agonist	16
#255	ant pick	1
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#236	anti-anti-antidote	13
#130	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	11
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#57	antique bottle opener	12
#133	antique greaves	84
#240	antique hand mirror	17
#125	antique helmet	95
#140	antique packet of ketchup	14
#142	antique painting of a landscape	6
#25	antique record album	105
#136	antique shield	86
#128	antique spear	95
#372	armgun	3
#135	around the world	24
#84	arrrgyle socks	43
#19	asbestos apron	52
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#47	asbestos crossbow string	6
#501	asbestos ore	11
#61	asbestos staff	8
#86	asbestos stick	3
#123	asbestos sword	6
#64	asbestos sword hilt	6
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#769	aspirin	1
#201	asshat	11
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#43	astronaut pants	150
#318	atomic vector plotter	11
#63	attention spanner	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#98	awful poetry journal	2,439
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#242	baby killer bee	40
#367	baconstone	22
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#577	badass belt	83
#133	badger badge	1
#157	bag of Cheat-Os	96
#242	bag of airline peanuts	116
#85	bag of bones	9
#63	bag of lard	15
#156	balaclava	6
#279	balaclava baklava	10
#165	ball	42
#55	balloon helmet	10
#389	balloon monkey	4
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#46	ballroom blintz	338
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#148	banana cream pie	4
#87	banana milkshake	1
#74	banana peel	77
#70	banana smoothie	13
#208	banana spritzer	1
#151	banana-frosted king cake	16
#86	banjo strings	6
#252	bar skin	51
#57	bar whip	2
#38	bargain flash powder	26
#208	barrrnacle	72
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#126	barskin hat	5
#30	barskin loincloth	3
#62	barskin tent	8
#23	bartender-skull-in-the-box	6
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#57	basic meat spork	4
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#267	bat guano	54
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#35	bat-ass leather jacket	12
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#125	batblade	37
#271	batgut	113
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#518	battered Crimbo Crate	20
#234	bazookafish bubble gum	8
#98	beach glass bead	75
#230	bean burrito	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#47	beaten-up Chucks	10
#293	bed of coals	3
#197	beer bomb	211
#14	beer bong	360
#172	beer cartilage	1
#543	beer lens	2
#18	beer-a-pult	16
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#93	beertini	24
#416	begpwnia	1
#110	beholed bedsheet	7
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#217	bejeweled pledge pin	31
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#191	bellhop bell	2
#17	bewitching boots	2
#285	bi-lateral logic compressor	11
#244	big bass drum	4
#382	big boom	1
#217	big red clown nose	38
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#66	bilge wine	690
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#26	bird rib	114
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#129	bit-o-cactus	41
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#42	black cherry soda	41
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#51	black forest cake	196
#38	black forest ham	202
#66	black greaves	61
#97	black helmet	37
#139	black kettle drum	9
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#11	black pension check	3,298
#132	black picnic basket	16
#257	black plastic oyster egg	17
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#522	black pudding	2
#60	black sheepskin diploma	10
#108	black shield	32
#36	black snake skin	462
#813	black snowcone	1
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#35	black sword	122
#161	black-and-blue light	380
#474	blackberry	10
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#16	blank prescription sheet	63
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#682	blood flower	9
#445	bloody beer	18
#346	bloody clown pants	15
#76	bloody mary	40
#141	blue glowstick	11
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#41	blue pixel potion	49
#167	blue plasma ball	382
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#112	blue polka-dot oyster egg	25
#98	blue shell	2
#877	blue snowcone	1
#78	blue striped oyster egg	43
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#69	blueberry-frosted king cake	16
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#67	boilermaker	15
#133	bone aperitif	4
#589	bone chips	15
#221	bone flute	6
#148	bone meal	3
#65	booty chest charrrm	213
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#59	borg sock monkey	41
#67	boring spaghetti	13
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#116	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	96
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#124	bottle of Pinot Renoir	14
#77	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	14
#236	bottle of alcohol	14
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#50	bottle of black cat tonic	30
#90	bottle of cooking sherry	34
#338	bottle of goofballs	73
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#109	bottle of popskull	31
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#9	bottle opener belt buckle	459
#34	bottlecap turtle	15
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#251	boulder	6
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#39	bow staff	2
#37	bowl of Bounty-Os	11
#148	bowl of cottage cheese	210
#23	bowl of fishysoisse	20
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#38	bowl of rye sprouts	24
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#43	bowler	2
#1053	box	1
#4675	box of sunshine	9
#91	box turtle	5
#56	box-in-the-box	2
#25	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	11
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#45	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	109
#246	brains casserole	1
#92	brand new key	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#281	brick	136
#302	brick of sand	4
#181	briefcase	59
#283	broken cellular phone	12
#156	broken skull	188
#80	broken sword	86
#228	bronze breastplate	7
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#258	bronzed locust	9
#126	brown pixel	3
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#74	brown sugar cane	124
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#29	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	3
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#796	bubbly potion	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#178	buckler buckle	2
#181	buckyball	32
#108	buffalo blade	1
#211	bugbear beanie	37
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#106	bum cheek	188
#42	bunch of square grapes	298
#374	buoybottoms	1
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#576	burst hellseal brain	5
#86	cactus fruit	43
#55	calavera concertina	4
#114	calle de miel	17
#98	can cannon	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#114	can of Red Minotaur	41
#421	can of Swiller	3
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#261	can of maces	4
#269	can of spinach	8
#164	can of starch	1
#38	can of sterno	9
#64	can-can-in-a-can	8
#158	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	48
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#217	candied yams	38
#857	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#666	candy knuckles	4
#122	candy skeleton	8
#1093	candy stake	6
#58	cannonball charrrm	229
#38	cannonball charrrm bracelet	3
#504	canopic jar	3
#132	canteen of wine	152
#808	capacitor relay	11
#813	carbon nanotube frame	11
#46	carbonated soy milk	198
#59	carbonated water lily	304
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#119	cardboard katana	5
#325	cardboard ore	5
#85	cardboard wakizashi	53
#147	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#137	carob chunk cookies	24
#47	carob chunk noodles	67
#133	carob chunks	74
#131	cast	267
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#36	cat appendix	255
#38	catgut	508
#91	catgut taco	7
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
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#1345	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#829	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	21
#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
#264	tiny plastic scary clown	24
#697	tiny plastic seal clubber	7
#295	tiny plastic senile lihc	22
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#330	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	20
#212	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	28
#674	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	25
#253	tiny plastic spooky vampire	25
#580	tiny plastic stab bat	29
#612	tiny plastic star starfish	27
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#457	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	20
#228	tiny plastic taco cat	27
#181	tiny plastic topiary golem	31
#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#215	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	29
#188	tiny plastic warwelf	31
#170	tiny plastic whitesnake	35
#225	tiny plastic zmobie	28
#119	tiny shaker of salt	15
#216	tiny slimy cyst	2
#112	tip jar	16
#237	tires	35
#265	tisket	1
#512	titanium assault umbrella	11
#1379	toast	306
#123	toast with jam	1
#58	tofu casserole	36
#83	tofu taco	2
#157	tofurkey gravy	47
#184	tofurkey leg	42
#104	tomato daiquiri	15
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#132	tooth	31
#149	toothbrush	11
#251	toothsome rock	43
#297	top	15
#602	torn hellseal sinew	3
#34	tortoboggan shield	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#561	towel	16
#94	toy crazy train	99
#78	toy deathbot	12
#356	toy hoverpad	44
#55	toy jet pack	122
#80	toy maglev monorail	12
#100	toy mercenary	69
#38	toy ray gun	239
#1190	toy soldier	1
#76	toy space helmet	110
#97	toy train	16
#417	toy wheel	22
#478	tree skirt	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#115	true grit	29
#38	tube of dread wax	182
#144	tube of hair oil	3
#624	turtle totem	48
#120	turtle wax	6
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#173	turtlemail bits	11
#61	turtlemail hauberk	2
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#625	twitching claw	8
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#54	ultimate ultimate frisbee	20
#39	uncooked chorizo	178
#45	underwater slingshot	24
#113	unidentified jerky	293
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#103	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	176
#47	unrolling pin	3
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#164	unstable quark	5
#968	untamable turtle	2
#246	urinal cake	12
#1484	useless powder	9
#673	valuable trinket	102
#184	vampire collar	11
#113	vampire duck-on-a-string	107
#61	vanilla-frosted king cake	19
#321	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	31
#23	very large caltrop	2
#153	vial of patchouli oil	5
#266	vibrating cyborg knife	14
#131	viking helmet	122
#305	vinegar	127
#55	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	686
#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
#53	vodka and cranberry	47
#98	volleyball	2
#116	vorpal blade	92
#497	wad of cotton	5
#70	wad of slimy rags	18
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#586	wang	1
#12	war tongs	396
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#226	warm mushroom	8
#724	water pipe bomb	11
#120	water-polo cap	2
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#200	wheel	18
#220	whip kit	1
#54	whiskey and cola	63
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#193	whiskey sour	12
#88	white Xanadian	6
#630	white balloon	2
#48	white belt	1
#78	white chocolate and tomato pizza	41
#230	white chocolate chip cookies	17
#55	white chocolate chips	348
#10	white collar	745
#23	white hat hacker T-shirt	53
#249	white lightning	57
#33	white picket fence	86
#416	white rice	1
#29	white satin pants	225
#19	white satin shield	162
#36	white snake skin	480
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#31	white sword	296
#88	white whip	1
#37	wholeberd	4
#347	whoopie cushion	91
#21	wicker shield	390
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1511	wind-up chattering teeth	7
#154	windchimes	78
#58	witch hat	11
#56	witty rapier	216
#128	wolf mask	360
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#113	wonderwall shield	14
#218	wooden axe	3
#167	wooden block	19
#54	wooden figurine	27
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#162	wooden stakes	20
#69	wool hat	44
#54	worn tophat	93
#197	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#82	wreath of laurels	7
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#419	wrench bracelet	7
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	x-ray specs	8
#176	yak anorak	1
#182	yak skin	6
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#46	ye olde golde frontes	5
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#256	yellow snowcone	124
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#202	yeti fur	1,306
#289	yo	33
#646	yo-yo	42
#124	yohohoyo	30
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 104,604 items total!

what items are this player missing?