Museum :: Keldar the Unbrave

Keldar the Unbrave

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#359	"DRINK ME" potion	28
#128	"caramel" orange	16
#88	"meat" stick	3
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#165	1-ball	45
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#39	11-leaf clover	46
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#190	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#194	2-ball	35
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#141	3-ball	54
#600	30669 scroll	8
#111	33398 scroll	225
#166	4-ball	45
#230	4-dimensional guitar	7
#161	5-ball	46
#169	6-ball	42
#107	64067 scroll	6
#248	668 scroll	4
#238	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
#168	7-ball	49
#169	8-ball	227
#78	8-bit banana	1
#198	9-ball	6
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#102	ASCII shirt	24
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#19	Accordion of Jordion	14
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#36	Afternoon Delight	18
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#71	Ancient Saucehelm	18
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#607	Angry Farmer candy	104
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#55	Argarggagarg's fang	18
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#45	AutumnFest ale	3
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#55	BACON	3,066
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#385	BRICKO brick	17
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#465	BURT	28
#41	Baja sopapilla	10
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#291	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	35
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#94	Barulio's bottle	4
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#15	Battlie Light Saver	153
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#68	Belt of Howling Anger	8
#74	Ben-Gal™ Balm	54
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#57	Black Hole	1
#88	Black No. 2	154
#47	Blackfly Chardonnay	256
#166	Blatantly Canadian	21
#143	Bling of the New Wave	8
#41	Bloody Nora	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#499	Boris's ring	3
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#556	Boss Bat britches	27
#88	Boss Drops	3
#70	Bowl of Scorpions	7
#54	Bram's choker	3
#21	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	12
#214	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	16
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#418	CRIMBCO scrip	705
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#83	CSA all-purpose soap	38
#95	CSA bravery badge	46
#110	CSA cheerfulness ration	47
#108	CSA discount card	52
#218	CSA fire-starting kit	58
#102	CSA obedience grenade	58
#116	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	48
#45	Caipiranha	1
#103	Camp Scout pup tent	59
#83	Candicaine	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#12	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	20
#70	Choco-Mint patty	4
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#198	Chroner	326
#35	Citrus Crush wine cooler	10
#53	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
#14	Claybender glasses	51
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#816	Cloaca-Cola	25
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#170	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
#186	Cloaca-Cola helmet	12
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#56	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	32
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#965	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#164	Coinspiracy	2
#98	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#59	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	15
#101	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#29	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	78
#93	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#61	Crazymaker	2
#64	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	66
#162	Crimbo Factory surprise box	18
#108	Crimbo candied pecan	251
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#11	Crimbo dog sweater	2
#169	Crimbo food scraps	8
#119	Crimbo fudge	237
#109	Crimbo peppermint bark	248
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#134	Crimbo train emergency brake	19
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#90	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
#12	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	4
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#65	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	194
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#285	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3
#46	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#79	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	12
#99	Crimbuccaneer shirt	3
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#198	Crown of the Goblin King	104
#11	Cursed Punch	30
#255	D roll	15
#146	DUFRESNE Suds	27
#993	Daffy Taffy	24
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#60	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#14	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	10
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#138	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#14	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	746
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#145	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	4
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#46	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#433	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#52	Drac & Tan	3
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#15	Drip harness	2
#150	Drowsy Sword	119
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#81	Dump Truck	1
#12	Duskwalker fangs	55
#13	Duskwalker syringe	163
#183	Dust bunny	2
#297	Dyspepsi grenade	47
#138	Dyspepsi-Cola	570
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#47	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#153	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#102	Elf Army machine parts	19
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#155	Elf Guard MPC	1,463
#9	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	5
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#26	Elf Guard eyedrops	21
#25	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#81	Elf Guard honor present	2
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#73	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#73	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#96	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#30	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#50	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#30	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	39
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#153	Elfin shortbread	7
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#49	Event Horizon	2
#712	FDKOL commendation	22
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#27	Feliz Navidad	2
#307	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	30
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#34	Finnish Fish	2
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#22	Flamin' Whatshisname	60
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#45	Flaming Knob	3
#61	Flaming Mohobo	2
#52	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#69	Flaskfull of Hollow	93
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#6	Fog Murderer	243
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#215	Friendliness Beverage	13
#36	Friendly Turkey	3
#46	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#93	Frogade	7
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#337	Gaia beads	6
#141	Game Grid token	15
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#71	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#83	Genalen™ Bottle	58
#8	Gene Tonic: Beast	16
#14	Gene Tonic: Construct	9
#14	Gene Tonic: Demon	4
#19	Gene Tonic: Dude	6
#15	Gene Tonic: Elemental	3
#15	Gene Tonic: Elf	3
#11	Gene Tonic: Goblin	6
#13	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#11	Gene Tonic: Orc	4
#21	Gene Tonic: Plant	2
#13	Gene Tonic: Slime	4
#12	Gene Tonic: Undead	8
#112	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#265	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#152	Gnollish flyswatter	21
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#189	Gnollish plunger	15
#27	Gnollish sangria	7
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#320	Gnollish toolbox	12
#33	Gnomish sagngria	2
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#919	Go-Wassail	4
#77	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#45	Golden Mean	2
#54	Good 'n' Quiet	2
#68	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#266	Goodfella contract	175
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#67	Grasshopper	1
#76	Grateful Undead T-shirt	9
#53	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	14
#87	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
#52	Greek fire	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#29	Green Manalishi	208
#51	Green Muslin	1
#31	Green Velvet	3
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#48	Haymaker	1
#55	Heimandatz's heart	18
#29	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
#77	Hell broth	5
#161	Hell ramen	35
#40	Hellfire Spicy Beans	5
#55	Helm of the Scream Emperor	8
#52	Hersey™ SMOOCH	2
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#172	Hippy Army MPE	53
#110	Hollandaise helmet	107
#59	Humanitini	2
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#109	Iiti Kitty phone charm	45
#125	Imp Ale	2,035
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#588	Iron Beta of Industry	11
#14	Island Landslide	4
#25	Island Thunderstorm	1
#70	Jack-in-the-box	61
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#18	Jacob's rung	17
#33	Jamaican coffee	13
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#155	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
#30	Jefferson wings	51
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#93	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	32
#447	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	16
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#55	Junk-Bond	3
#29	Kashmir sweater	5
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#33	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	43
#182	Knob Goblin elite helm	33
#138	Knob Goblin elite pants	45
#144	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
#385	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#30	Knob Goblin firecracker	1,031
#53	Knob Goblin harem pants	131
#48	Knob Goblin harem veil	129
#344	Knob Goblin love potion	36
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#144	Knob Goblin melon baller	21
#84	Knob Goblin pants	200
#68	Knob Goblin perfume	60
#72	Knob Goblin scimitar	223
#229	Knob Goblin seltzer	86
#310	Knob Goblin spatula	26
#319	Knob Goblin steroids	32
#160	Knob Goblin superseltzer	58
#94	Knob Goblin tongs	198
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#185	Knob mushroom	69
#36	Knob nuts	46
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#159	Knob stuffed shells	9
#89	Knoll mushroom	167
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#156	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
#15	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
#42	Kokomo Resort Chip	12
#25	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	18
#32	Kokomo Resort Pass	10
#49	Krakrox's Loincloth	14
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#409	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	10
#224	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#137	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#136	Lederhosen of the Night	10
#45	License To Kill	1
#69	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#58	Lobster qua Grill	4
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#56	Locust	1
#190	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	119
#398	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	19
#279	Lucky Surprise Egg	20
#18	Ludovico Pastaco	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#159	MSG	4
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#423	Mad Train wine	233
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	Manetwich	21
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#60	Mark V Steam-Hat	7
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#68	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	57
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#48	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	257
#32	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#111	Meat maid body	2
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#138	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	70
#310	Meleegra™ pills	31
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#62	Mer-kin lipstick	4
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#125	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
#98	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	33
#352	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	138
#50	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	58
#245	Milk Studs	7
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#70	Misty Cape	35
#46	Misty Cloak	46
#71	Misty Robe	35
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#137	Mohawk wig	99
#32	Mohobo	4
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#165	Monstar energy beverage	64
#49	Moonshine Mohobo	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#30	Mornington crescent roll	89
#83	Mortimer's nostrum	3
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#8	Mountain Stream gastrique	13
#92	Mountain Stream soda	762
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1839	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#27	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	127
#16	Murderer's Punch	36
#39	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
#303	NG	2
#29	Nardz energy beverage	52
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#60	Necrotelicomnicon	13
#226	Neuromancer	2
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#91	New Age healing crystal	2
#259	New Zealand iced tea	18
#39	Newark	1
#178	Newbiesport™ tent	22
#50	Newman's Own Trousers	15
#61	Northern pemmican	4
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#51	O	2
#26	O'RLY manual	131
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#56	Oil of Parrrlay	67
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#19	Orangemageddon wine cooler	16
#89	Orcish baseball cap	63
#81	Orcish cargo shorts	52
#119	Orcish frat-paddle	44
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#20	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	3
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#196	PADL Phone	59
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#40	PB&J with the crusts cut off	66
#269	PEEZ dispenser	10
#26	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#176	Penultimate Fantasy chest	184
#33	Phil Collins	2
#50	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	44
#117	Pine-Fresh air freshener	32
#36	Pink Heart of Spirit	23
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#16	Polysniff Perfume	120
#48	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#107	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	12
#23	Professor What T-Shirt	63
#58	Prunets	1
#14	Psychotic Train wine	269
#45	Purple Beast energy drink	62
#36	R'lyeh	3
#17	Radberry Rip wine cooler	15
#147	Ram's Face Lager	387
#49	Red Dwarf	4
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#63	Red Rover BB gun	50
#37	Red X Shield	7
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#1903	Rock Pops	11
#208	Rompedores de Fantasmas	3
#62	Russian Ice	7
#80	SMOOCH soda	2
#147	SPF 451 lip balm	17
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#9	Saccharine Maple pendant	4
#95	Sacramento wine	2
#66	Safari Jack's moustache	14
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#11	Satan hat	2
#24	Saturday Night Special	66
#32	Saucepanic	2
#70	Scalp of Gorgolok	19
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#21	Scorpion Bowl	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#25	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	5
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#67	Shield of Icy Fate	7
#134	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	4
#52	Shot of Kardashian Gin	2
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#68	Shrubble Bubble	1
#44	Simepore slime	1
#114	Sinful Desires	6
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#18	Sketcherz™	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#14	Skull Punch	2
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#54	Slimebite	2
#57	Slimosa	1
#30	Slippery Knob	3
#46	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#24	Smuggler's Punch	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#85	Space Tourist Phaser	9
#21	Space Tours Tripple	170
#125	Spam Witch sammich	512
#31	Spant eggs	3
#57	Spechunky bar	1
#4	Special™ Sauce	70
#63	Spirit Precipice	3
#158	Spooky Surprise Egg	114
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#34	Spring Bros. solenoid	11
#31	Squat-Thrust Magazine	98
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#178	Steal This Candy	12
#9	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	49
#11	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	41
#12	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	49
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
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#48	yellow matter custard	3
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#55	yellow pixel	58
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#431	yeti fur	310
#1584	yo	3
#22	yohohoyo	320
#73	yule gruel	30
#125	yule hatchet	2
#67	zombie	1

Wow, that's 205,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?