Museum :: Fronobulax

Fronobulax

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#71	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#25	"DRINK ME" potion	2,509
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#93	"caramel" orange	24
#25	"honey" dipper	1
🥈	"meat" stick	13,860
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
🥈	11-leaf clover	3,252
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#28	20-lb can of rice and beans	10
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#23	4:20 bomb	54
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#10	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	749
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#47	8-bit banana	7
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#22	Aerheads	4
🥇	Affirmation Cookie	1,380
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
🥇	Alice's Army Alchemist	1,092
🥉	Alice's Army Bowman	488
🥇	Alice's Army Cleric	445
🥇	Alice's Army Coward	644
🥇	Alice's Army Dervish	155
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	26
#5	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	8
#5	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	5
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Coward	12
#8	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	2
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Guard	31
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	22
#4	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	10
#4	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	7
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	10
#4	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	29
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	23
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	24
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Page	22
#5	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	16
#8	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	2
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	21
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	30
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	24
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
🥇	Alice's Army Guard	1,682
🥇	Alice's Army Halberder	1,679
🥇	Alice's Army Hammerman	439
🥇	Alice's Army Horseman	647
🥇	Alice's Army Lanceman	706
🥇	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1,692
🥇	Alice's Army Martyr	142
🥇	Alice's Army Ninja	1,110
🥇	Alice's Army Nurse	1,650
🥇	Alice's Army Page	1,618
🥈	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1,666
🥇	Alice's Army Sniper	133
🥇	Alice's Army Spearsman	1,705
🥇	Alice's Army Swordsman	1,719
🥈	Alice's Army Wallman	1,685
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#28	Ambitious Turkey	101
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#15	Amulet of Yendor	977
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#857	Angry Farmer candy	52
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#36	Arrrmetia trading card	4
#49	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#69	Aura Libre	1
#6	AutumnFest ale	1,466
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#43	Aye Aye	2
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#53	Azurite	1
#30	BACON	16,601
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#88	BOOterfinger	3
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
🥇	BRICKO cathedral	81
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#5	BRICKO eye brick	15,874
#4	BRICKO gargantuchicken	8
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#11	BRICKO octopus	10
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#19	BRICKO oyster	3
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#37	BRICKO pearl	8
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#33	BRICKO reactor	24
#91	BRICKO stud	3
#17	BRICKO sword	8
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#69	BUBBLE GUM	3
#480	BURT	23
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#112	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#124	Battlie Light Saver	5
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#14	Beignet Milgranet	60
🥇	Belt of Howling Anger	664
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#15	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#30	Bettie page	5
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#53	Big Punk	6
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#36	Bit O' Quail Spleen	8
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
🥇	Boots of Twilight Whispers	669
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#35	Bordeaux Marteaux	10
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#84	Boss Drops	4
#42	Boulevardier cocktail	9
#81	Bowl of Scorpions	5
#75	Bowlet	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#35	Bram's choker	6
#12	Brandonian footlocker key	28
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
#8	Bright Water	31
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#57	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#33	Bustle Hustler	5
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#11	Charleston shoes	2
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#35	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#15	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#14	Chester's bag of candy	5
#12	Chester's cutoffs	5
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#11	Chester's sunglasses	3
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#56	Chinese curse words	4
#70	Choco-Mint patty	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#81	Chroner	1,266
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#55	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
🥉	Cloaca Cola Polar	3,925
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
🥇	Cloak of Dire Shadows	697
#17	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	166
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#7	Coinspiracy	8,765
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#9	Cold Fang	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#35	Comet Drop	4
#103	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Congressional Medal of Insanity	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#5	Convincing People You Can See The Future	7
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#103	Cracklin' Oat Bran	2
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#39	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	95
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#188	Crimbo Credit	61
#76	Crimbo Factory surprise box	35
#7	Crimbo candied pecan	4,550
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#158	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#111	Crimbo food scraps	44
#9	Crimbo fudge	3,892
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#7	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,296
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#178	Crimbo train emergency brake	9
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#67	Crimbojito	5
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	3
#23	Crimbuccaneer breeches	7
#40	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	15
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	5
#192	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#38	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#158	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	32
#46	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#32	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	35
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#107	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#23	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	32
#920	Crimbuck	786
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#49	Cursed Punch	4
#17	Cycloney	1
#195	D roll	36
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#30	DUFRESNE Suds	253
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#6	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	201
#10	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	112
#9	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	193
#5	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	205
#11	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	184
#5	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	204
#4	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	211
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#21	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#11	Dinsey food-cone	9
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#36	Dish of Clarified Butter	3
#313	Divine	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#6	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1,648
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#37	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	4
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#28	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#59	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#6	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	3
#58	Dump Truck	2
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#205	Dust bunny	1
#78	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#22	Easter grasshopper	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#60	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	6
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
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Wow, that's 2,261,204 items total!

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