Museum :: Fronobulax

Fronobulax

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#71	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#24	"DRINK ME" potion	2,509
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#90	"caramel" orange	24
#24	"honey" dipper	1
🥈	"meat" stick	13,858
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#1433	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
🥈	11-leaf clover	2,577
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#237	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1423	2-ball	1
#35	20-lb can of rice and beans	4
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1450	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1225	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1469	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#77	4-dimensional fez	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#23	4:20 bomb	54
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1430	5-ball	1
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#1420	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#12	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	517
#1483	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2240	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#46	8-bit banana	6
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#82	A muse-bouche	3
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#105	ASCII fu manchu	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#21	Aerheads	3
🥇	Affirmation Cookie	1,380
#67	Afternoon Delight	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#93	Aggressive Carrot	1
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#20	Alexy sauce	1
🥇	Alice's Army Alchemist	1,015
🥉	Alice's Army Bowman	453
🥇	Alice's Army Cleric	412
🥇	Alice's Army Coward	615
🥇	Alice's Army Dervish	149
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	26
#5	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	8
#5	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	5
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Coward	12
#8	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	2
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Guard	31
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	22
#4	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	10
#4	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	7
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	10
#4	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	29
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	23
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	24
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Page	22
#5	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	16
#8	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	2
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	21
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	30
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	24
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
🥇	Alice's Army Guard	1,613
🥇	Alice's Army Halberder	1,605
🥇	Alice's Army Hammerman	421
🥇	Alice's Army Horseman	619
🥇	Alice's Army Lanceman	676
🥇	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1,621
🥇	Alice's Army Martyr	134
🥇	Alice's Army Ninja	1,047
🥇	Alice's Army Nurse	1,579
🥇	Alice's Army Page	1,566
🥈	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1,600
🥇	Alice's Army Sniper	131
🥇	Alice's Army Spearsman	1,638
🥇	Alice's Army Swordsman	1,640
🥈	Alice's Army Wallman	1,618
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#28	Ambitious Turkey	101
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#13	Amulet of Yendor	945
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1490	Angry Farmer candy	10
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#123	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#39	Arrow (+1)	1
#36	Arrrmetia trading card	4
#48	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#50	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#51	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#51	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1130	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#67	Aura Libre	1
#7	AutumnFest ale	1,087
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#41	Aye Aye	2
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#48	Azurite	1
#185	BACON	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#362	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#87	BOOterfinger	3
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
🥇	BRICKO cathedral	81
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#5	BRICKO eye brick	15,214
#5	BRICKO gargantuchicken	8
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#11	BRICKO octopus	10
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#20	BRICKO oyster	3
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#37	BRICKO pearl	8
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#33	BRICKO reactor	24
#92	BRICKO stud	3
#16	BRICKO sword	8
#39	BRICKO trunk	2
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#69	BUBBLE GUM	3
#478	BURT	23
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#118	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#54	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#33	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#141	Battlie Light Saver	3
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#14	Beignet Milgranet	51
🥇	Belt of Howling Anger	664
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#15	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
#930	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#29	Bettie page	5
#15	Bicycle	1
#880	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#52	Big Punk	6
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#35	Bit O' Quail Spleen	7
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#93	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
🥇	Boots of Twilight Whispers	669
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#35	Bordeaux Marteaux	10
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#87	Boss Drops	3
#40	Boulevardier cocktail	9
#84	Bowl of Scorpions	4
#75	Bowlet	1
#71	Boxing Day Pass	1
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#34	Bram's choker	6
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#19	Breathitin™	1
#8	Bright Water	31
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#93	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#57	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#102	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#32	Bustle Hustler	5
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2423	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Candicaine	2
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#36	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#14	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#14	Chester's bag of candy	5
#12	Chester's cutoffs	5
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#10	Chester's sunglasses	3
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#55	Chinese curse words	4
#68	Choco-Mint patty	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#46	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#125	Chroner	743
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#38	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#35	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#55	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#8	Clan speakeasy	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
🥉	Cloaca Cola Polar	3,700
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
🥇	Cloak of Dire Shadows	697
#16	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	162
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#7	Coinspiracy	8,764
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#9	Cold Fang	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#41	Comet Drop	3
#105	Comet Pop	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#6	Convincing People You Can See The Future	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#80	Cornbeefadon	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#102	Cracklin' Oat Bran	2
#79	Crazymaker	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#42	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	86
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#187	Crimbo Credit	61
#74	Crimbo Factory surprise box	35
#8	Crimbo candied pecan	4,317
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#32	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#109	Crimbo food scraps	44
#10	Crimbo fudge	3,684
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#7	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,095
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#174	Crimbo train emergency brake	9
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#68	Crimbojito	5
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#42	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	3
#21	Crimbuccaneer breeches	7
#34	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	15
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#39	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	5
#167	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#43	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#33	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#125	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	32
#43	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#28	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	35
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#23	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#18	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	32
#950	Crimbuck	736
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4244	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#48	Cursed Punch	4
#17	Cycloney	1
#241	D roll	21
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#30	DUFRESNE Suds	253
#45	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#6	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	201
#9	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	112
#9	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	193
#5	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	205
#10	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	184
#5	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	204
#4	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	211
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#22	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#96	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#11	Dinsey food-cone	9
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#36	Dish of Clarified Butter	3
#312	Divine	1
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#6	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1,628
#739	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#36	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	4
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#34	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#284	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#63	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	5
#1255	Drowsy Sword	9
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#6	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	3
#57	Dump Truck	2
#105	Duskwalker fangs	3
#117	Duskwalker syringe	4
#205	Dust bunny	1
#76	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#422	Eau de Guaneau	1
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#253	Effermint™ tablets	1
#30	Egnaro berry	1
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#287	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#193	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#295	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#107	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#18	Electric Punch	1
#32	Elf Army machine parts	99
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
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