| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2204 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #861 | Imp Ale | 96 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #538 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 15 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 14 |
| #494 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #125 | blue class ring | 33 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #6 | day-old beer | 2,476 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #162 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #5 | peppermint rhino baby | 43 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #60 | pixel power cell | 7 |
| #17 | plain old beer | 152 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #139 | red class ring | 126 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #108 | white class ring | 98 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |