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| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
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| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
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| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
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| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
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| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
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| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
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| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
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| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
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| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #523 | filthy lucre | 74 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
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| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
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| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
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| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
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| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
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| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
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| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
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| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
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| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |