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| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
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| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
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| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
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| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
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| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #328 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
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| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #354 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
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| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #881 | disassembled clover | 22 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #522 | filthy lucre | 74 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #845 | personalized coffee mug | 9 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #612 | porquoise | 12 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #663 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #768 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #324 | worthless trinket | 11 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |