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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
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| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3206 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #788 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #677 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1045 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1057 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #891 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #524 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #985 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #779 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #615 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #253 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
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| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
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| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #326 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1077 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1478 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4175 | badass belt | 8 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #666 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
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| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
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| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
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| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #847 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #881 | disassembled clover | 22 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #586 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #929 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1083 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #951 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #524 | filthy lucre | 74 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #528 | fire poi | 1 |
| #954 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #940 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1637 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1253 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #718 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1150 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #3245 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #570 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #549 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #577 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #894 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #903 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1295 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #668 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1850 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1759 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #846 | personalized coffee mug | 9 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #610 | porquoise | 12 |
| #439 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1121 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1128 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2956 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #801 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2379 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1050 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #488 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2589 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1041 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #893 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #685 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #808 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #511 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #660 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #764 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #319 | worthless trinket | 11 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |