Museum :: Jidam

Jidam

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#574	1-ball	7
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#253	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	38
#663	2-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#675	3-ball	5
#206	30669 scroll	54
#323	33398 scroll	60
#136	334 scroll	54
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#141	4-d camera	1
#230	4-dimensional guitar	7
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#785	6-ball	4
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#166	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	22
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#920	8-ball	14
#296	9-ball	3
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#439	Angry Farmer candy	206
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#369	BRICKO eye brick	6
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#71	Black No. 2	209
#102	Blackfly Chardonnay	86
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#179	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	59
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#128	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#349	CRIMBCO scrip	965
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#752	Cloaca-Cola	30
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#122	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	19
#119	Cloaca-Cola helmet	17
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#138	Cloaca-Cola shield	16
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#149	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1123	Crimbo fudge	4
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#79	Crimbo pie	52
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2274	Crimbuck	17
#1659	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#191	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	55
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#481	Dyspepsi-Cola	131
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#69	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	25
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	24
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#102	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	37
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#216	Ent cider	57
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#321	Frat Army FGF	7
#119	Frogade	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#234	Gaia beads	14
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#232	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#152	Gnollish flyswatter	21
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#197	Gnollish pie tin	23
#179	Gnollish plunger	16
#160	Gnollish slotted spoon	13
#169	Gnollish toolbox	38
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#118	Hell broth	2
#512	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#309	Hippy Army MPE	13
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#181	Iiti Kitty phone charm	19
#298	Imp Ale	684
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#89	Jarlsberg's earring	13
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#146	Jolly Roger charrrm	32
#191	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	12
#179	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	65
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#124	Knob Goblin elite helm	50
#134	Knob Goblin elite pants	47
#124	Knob Goblin elite polearm	47
#170	Knob Goblin elite shirt	52
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#139	Knob Goblin firecracker	174
#205	Knob Goblin harem pants	25
#177	Knob Goblin harem veil	30
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#365	Knob Goblin love potion	32
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#137	Knob Goblin pants	117
#117	Knob Goblin perfume	34
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#146	Knob Goblin scimitar	109
#266	Knob Goblin seltzer	68
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#243	Knob Goblin spatula	45
#295	Knob Goblin steroids	38
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#225	Knob Goblin superseltzer	34
#142	Knob Goblin tongs	124
#184	Knob Goblin visor	39
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#389	Knob mushroom	14
#343	Knob pasty	1
#220	Knob sausage	30
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#244	Knoll mushroom	52
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#182	Lockenstock™ sandals	21
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#216	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	48
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#318	M-242	27
#159	MSG	4
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#484	Mad Train wine	197
#253	Mae West	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#239	Manetwich	3
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#213	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	17
#133	Meat detector	5
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#477	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	7
#99	Meleegra™ pills	104
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#269	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	236
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#610	Mob Penguin cellular phone	29
#367	Mohawk wig	24
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#236	Monstar energy beverage	28
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#316	Mountain Stream soda	77
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2154	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#78	Nardz energy beverage	14
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#226	Neuromancer	2
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#155	O'RLY manual	5
#73	Oil of Parrrlay	50
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#115	Orcish baseball cap	42
#90	Orcish cargo shorts	49
#168	Orcish frat-paddle	23
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#155	PADL Phone	97
#29	PVC staff	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#665	Penultimate Fantasy chest	7
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#196	Piddles	1
#144	Pine-Fresh air freshener	25
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#297	Ram's Face Lager	101
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1691	Rock Pops	16
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#195	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#176	Snow Queen Crown	24
#305	Spam Witch sammich	126
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#98	Swabbie™ swab	53
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#445	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	109
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#42	The Ring	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	58
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#418	Trollhouse cookies	83
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#165	Tuesday's ruby	19
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#123	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	30
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#174	WA	2
#341	Wand of Nagamar	16
#680	Warm Subject gift certificate	21
#306	White Citadel burger	5
#266	White Citadel fries	5
#81	White Hyborian	2
#1546	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#171	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1824	Yummy Tummy bean	51
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#278	a butt tuba	2
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#244	abominable snowcone	77
#298	accidental cider	4
#240	acid-squirting flower	16
#210	acoustic guitarrr	19
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#71	adder bladder	273
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#330	agua de vida	2
#91	albatross necklace	1
#111	all-purpose cleaner	97
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#587	amulet of extreme plot significance	15
#205	ancient Magi-Wipes	37
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#206	ancient frozen dinner	11
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#226	ancient protein powder	22
#194	ancient spice	13
#94	ancient stone fist	21
#75	ancient stone head	15
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
#356	ancient vinyl coin purse	8
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#139	angst burger	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#228	annoying pitchfork	12
#246	ant agonist	12
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#185	ant hoe	2
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#280	anti-anti-antidote	10
#327	anticheese	20
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#211	antique greaves	45
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#283	antique helmet	27
#167	antique packet of ketchup	11
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#249	antique shield	36
#223	antique spear	43
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#273	armgun	8
#486	around the world	1
#120	arrrgyle socks	24
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#328	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#192	asbestos ore	40
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#97	asparagus knife	106
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#302	asshat	5
#755	astral mushroom	6
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#442	awful poetry journal	222
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#192	baby killer bee	49
#183	babycakes	1
#1044	baconstone	7
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#3120	badass belt	14
#133	badger badge	1
#185	bag of Cheat-Os	69
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#132	bag of many confections	1
#242	balaclava	3
#243	balaclava baklava	12
#1591	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#389	balloon monkey	4
#57	balloon shield	2
#203	balloon sword	2
#245	ballroom blintz	16
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
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#55	yakskin pants	2
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#279	yellow brick road	2
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#748	yellow gummi ingot	12
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#219	yeti fur	1,157
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#121	yohohoyo	31
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 48,152 items total!

what items are this player missing?