Museum :: jlchamberlain49

jlchamberlain49

Rank	Item	Quantity
#520	"DRINK ME" potion	5
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#292	1-ball	18
#349	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	22
#300	2-ball	16
#65	25-meat staff	3
#274	3-ball	20
#438	30669 scroll	16
#558	33398 scroll	19
#170	334 scroll	39
#263	4-ball	21
#141	4-d camera	1
#287	4-dimensional guitar	4
#306	5-ball	16
#281	6-ball	19
#151	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	24
#331	7-ball	16
#368	8-ball	73
#401	9-ball	2
#361	A. W. O. L. commendation	16
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#72	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#147	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#913	Angry Farmer candy	46
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#481	BRICKO brick	2
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#79	BRICKO reactor	4
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#24	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	97
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#132	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#136	Battlie Light Saver	4
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#6	BittyCar HotCar	4
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#9	Black Body™ spray	113
#209	Black No. 2	38
#255	Blackfly Chardonnay	14
#114	Blatantly Canadian	49
#33	Blood 'n' Plenty	19
#365	Blood Light	9
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#77	Boris's key lime	10
#222	Boris's ring	8
#900	Boss Bat bling	3
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#817	CRIMBCO scrip	115
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#102	Claybender glasses	4
#48	Climate Colada	1
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#417	Crimbo Credit	5
#607	Crimbo candied pecan	16
#810	Crimbo fudge	10
#664	Crimbo peppermint bark	13
#586	Crimbo pie	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#81	Crimbonium fuel rod	34
#13	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	911
#121	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#27	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	19
#19	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	34
#83	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	6
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#75	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	8
#22	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	43
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#21	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	374
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	568
#25	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	92
#86	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	304
#50	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	10
#32	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	24
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#28	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	88
#16	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	432
#17	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	118
#17	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	587
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#594	Crimboween memo	18
#1269	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#95	D roll	143
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#436	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	14
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#540	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#288	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#701	Drowsy Sword	24
#96	Duskwalker fangs	4
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1410	Dyspepsi-Cola	13
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#65	Ecto-Cooler	15
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#128	Elmley shades	9
#559	FDKOL commendation	108
#160	FDKOL hotcakes	41
#370	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	20
#78	Feynman gate	157
#87	Frat Army FGF	95
#214	Frogade	1
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#14	Frown Exerciser	4
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#123	GOTO	4
#114	Gaia beads	44
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#265	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#201	Gnollish plunger	14
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#345	Green Clover of Justice	6
#155	Green Manalishi	2
#198	Gummi-DNA	5
#21	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	235
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#133	Hippy Army MPE	88
#317	Hollandaise helmet	8
#159	Iiti Kitty phone charm	22
#735	Imp Ale	132
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#999	Instant Karma	2
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#86	Jarlsberg's key lime	8
#174	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	6
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#93	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	10
#203	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#192	Knob Goblin firecracker	126
#179	Knob Goblin harem pants	30
#177	Knob Goblin harem veil	29
#445	Knob Goblin love potion	20
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#266	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#239	Knob Goblin pants	63
#164	Knob Goblin perfume	22
#98	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	23
#261	Knob Goblin scimitar	52
#301	Knob Goblin seltzer	52
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#277	Knob Goblin superseltzer	24
#263	Knob Goblin tongs	65
#82	Knob Goblin visor	162
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#151	Knob nuts	4
#162	Knob pasty	3
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#311	Knoll mushroom	34
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#49	Li'l Businessman Kit	7
#200	Lockenstock™ sandals	16
#1021	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	25
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#216	MSG	1
#827	Mad Train wine	54
#253	Mae West	2
#459	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	18
#400	Manetwich	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#29	Meat maid	11
#576	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#243	Meleegra™ pills	45
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#215	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	19
#697	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	22
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#917	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#339	Misty Cape	2
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#376	Mohawk wig	22
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#89	Monstar energy beverage	147
#54	Morbidda trading card	3
#48	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
#109	Mornington crescent roll	3
#222	Mountain Stream soda	140
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1569	Mr. Mediocrebar	19
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#204	New Zealand iced tea	42
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#90	O'RLY manual	18
#92	Oil of Parrrlay	40
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#148	Orcish baseball cap	29
#126	Orcish cargo shorts	31
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#123	PADL Phone	132
#53	PB&BP	3
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#47	Pain Dip	14
#647	Penultimate Fantasy chest	8
#89	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	17
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#87	Polysniff Perfume	8
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#321	Ram's Face Lager	92
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#183	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#22	Skullhead's Screw	102
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#109	Space Tourist Phaser	5
#96	Space Tours Tripple	18
#564	Spam Witch sammich	35
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#85	Squat-Thrust Magazine	12
#72	Star Spawn	2
#16	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	11
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#164	Swabbie™ swab	26
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#348	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	39
#44	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	5
#480	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	20
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#1123	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	17
#202	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	20
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#1577	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1435	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#131	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	49
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	4
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
#243	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#588	Trollhouse cookies	36
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#421	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	27
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#5	Vaso De Agua trading card	42
#595	Warm Subject gift certificate	37
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#30	Woldo trading card	4
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#87	X-37 gun	2
#52	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1617	Yummy Tummy bean	72
#18	Z-Bone steak	134
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#182	a butt tuba	6
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#130	abominable blubber	8
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#260	accidental cider	5
#311	acid-squirting flower	11
#146	acoustic guitarrr	30
#128	adder	9
#248	adder bladder	41
#135	all-purpose cleaner	78
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#20	ammonite fossil	328
#446	amulet of extreme plot significance	27
#293	ancient Magi-Wipes	17
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#151	ancient frozen dinner	16
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#98	ancient poisoned dart	37
#167	ancient protein powder	40
#206	ancient spice	12
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#38	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	99
#396	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#79	anemone sauce	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#282	ant agonist	10
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#106	ant sickle	4
#135	anti-anti-antidote	45
#766	anticheese	3
#565	antique greaves	5
#412	antique hand mirror	5
#424	antique helmet	11
#392	antique shield	13
#564	antique spear	6
#149	armgun	27
#268	arrrgyle socks	10
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#86	asbestos apron	14
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#389	asbestos ore	16
#188	asbestos staff	3
#180	asbestos sword	4
#174	asbestos sword hilt	1
#404	asparagus knife	14
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#387	astronaut pants	22
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#383	awful poetry journal	314
#238	bätzle	3
#1544	baby killer bee	2
#176	backwoods screwdriver	5
#1480	baconstone	4
#72	baconstone bracelet	12
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#3277	badass belt	13
#196	bag of Cheat-Os	63
#199	bag of GORP	2
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#126	bag of pygmy blood	3
#130	baggie of powdered sugar	233
#201	balaclava	4
#215	balaclava baklava	15
#703	ball	9
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#143	balloon sword	3
#174	ballroom blintz	35
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1146	banana	1
#83	banana cream pie	9
#654	banana peel	1
#86	bananagate	71
#346	bar skin	31
#57	bar whip	2
#619	barbed-wire fence	5
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#485	barrrnacle	32
#88	bartender-in-the-box	4
#292	baseball	17
#144	basic meat sword	1
#327	bat guano	39
#198	bat wing	93
#71	bat-ass leather jacket	3
#184	batblade	22
#328	batgut	88
#414	bath ball gift set	12
#333	batskin belt	1
#413	battered Crimbo Crate	27
#227	battered hubcap	1
#228	beach glass bead	21
#100	beastly paste	1
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#98	beer basted brat	2
#176	beer bomb	244
#90	beer bong	61
#112	beer cartilage	3
#69	beer helmet	141
#233	beer lens	11
#122	beer-scented teddy bear	6
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#84	bejeweled pledge pin	124
#12	belemnite fossil	484
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#345	bi-lateral logic compressor	10
#133	big bad voodoo mask	6
#136	big bass drum	12
#415	big red clown nose	13
#251	big rock	4
#24	big stirring stick	5
#399	bilge wine	27
#200	bindlestocking	13
#74	bishop cookie	1
#148	bit of clingfilm	25
#184	bit-o-cactus	23
#5	bite-me-red lipstick	1,430
#589	black & tan	1
#86	black cherry soda	10
#115	black eye shadow	2
#133	black eyedrops	6
#351	black forest cake	7
#207	black forest ham	11
#148	black gold	3
#155	black greaves	21
#174	black helmet	18
#95	black kettle drum	16
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#369	black pension check	7
#577	black pepper	1
#140	black picnic basket	14
#208	black pixel	160
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#157	black pudding	21
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#117	black shield	28
#247	black snake skin	29
#157	black sword	24
#213	blackberry	73
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#152	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#269	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	25
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#2978	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#797	bloody beer	3
#345	bloody clown pants	15
#480	bloody mary	2
#57	blue class ring	88
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#236	blue pixel	327
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#155	boilermaker	3
#206	boiling seal blood	8
#168	bone abacus	1
#23	bone chips	1,394
#125	bone flute	21
#488	bone rattle	2
#346	booty chest charrrm	16
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#96	booze-soaked cherry	6
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#133	boring spaghetti	5
#322	bottle of Blank-Out	35
#103	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	32
#112	bottle of Definit	28
#80	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	54
#61	bottle of Evermore	22
#152	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	14
#36	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	193
#179	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	46
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#84	bottle of Pete's Sake	10
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#208	bottle of alcohol	18
#392	bottle of bubbles	23
#346	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#408	bottle of fire	1
#494	bottle of gin	29
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#123	bottle of rum	989
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#698	bottle of tequila	16
#636	bottle of vodka	14
#983	bottle of whiskey	9
#64	bottle opener belt buckle	98
#240	bottled inspiration	2
#321	boulder	1
#223	bowl of cottage cheese	122
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#292	box	46
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#148	boxed champagne	15
#1190	boxed wine	2
#99	boxing glove	6
#255	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	7
#167	brains casserole	2
#18	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	3
#16	brass gear	1,819
#174	brass stinger	3
#205	breath mint	2
#2374	brick	2
#154	briefcase	81
#325	brine	60
#13	brittle plastic handle	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#469	broken skull	32
#381	broken sword	5
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#229	bronze breastplate	7
#308	bronzed locust	6
#143	brown crock marble	3
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#57	bubble-wrap simulator	27
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
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#10	tiny plastic buzzerker	272
#10	tiny plastic cavebugbear	271
#728	tiny plastic cocoabo	24
#344	tiny plastic coffee pixie	43
#12	tiny plastic colollilossus	24
#54	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	64
#39	tiny plastic cubist bull	155
#36	tiny plastic demoninja	165
#2689	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#96	tiny plastic drunk goat	61
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#64	tiny plastic fax machine	7
#172	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	34
#49	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	115
#235	tiny plastic fire servant	10
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#51	tiny plastic fruit golem	102
#136	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	97
#122	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	106
#91	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	146
#50	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	107
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#41	tiny plastic goth giant	147
#154	tiny plastic grue	84
#62	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	86
#93	tiny plastic hermit	29
#12	tiny plastic hobo elf	26
#72	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	201
#11	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	198
#130	tiny plastic killer bee	107
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#99	tiny plastic leprechaun	130
#137	tiny plastic levitating potato	98
#442	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	15
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#92	tiny plastic mosquito	141
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#51	tiny plastic ninja snowman	108
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#116	tiny plastic peacannon	17
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#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
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#58	tiny plastic senile lihc	96
#268	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	5
#31	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	185
#266	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	9
#53	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	100
#169	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	82
#196	tiny plastic spooky vampire	31
#130	tiny plastic stab bat	102
#122	tiny plastic star starfish	100
#144	tiny plastic stocking mimic	4
#319	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#159	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	49
#136	tiny plastic taco cat	48
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#106	tiny plastic the Free Man	19
#50	tiny plastic topiary golem	90
#45	tiny plastic trollipop	6
#850	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#42	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	156
#19	tiny plastic warbear	13
#25	tiny plastic warbear fortress	7
#83	tiny plastic warwelf	59
#39	tiny plastic whitesnake	155
#421	tiny plastic zmobie	16
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
#176	tip jar	8
#279	tires	29
#361	titanium assault umbrella	25
#123	toast with jam	1
#182	tofu casserole	9
#64	tofu stir-fry	3
#133	tofu taco	1
#79	tofu wonton	3
#925	tofurkey gravy	9
#152	tofurkey leg	50
#576	tomato	33
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#226	tomb ratchet	3
#108	tongue depressor	1
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#49	too legit potion	2
#975	tooth	3
#316	toothsome rock	34
#64	top	65
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#33	tortoboggan shield	1
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#477	toy deathbot	2
#16	toy hoverpad	1,072
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#1116	toy mercenary	4
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#1190	toy soldier	1
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#892	toy train	2
#23	toy wheel	217
#231	transporter transponder	1
#313	tree-eating kite	120
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#18	trilobite fossil	339
#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#138	trout fang	1
#87	true grit	42
#161	tube of dread wax	32
#105	tube sock	5
#381	turtle pheromones	8
#685	turtle totem	40
#196	turtle wax	1
#123	turtlemail bits	25
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#491	twinkly wad	138
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#107	ultimate ultimate frisbee	9
#63	ultrafondue	3
#446	uncooked chorizo	6
#214	unearthed potsherd	16
#234	unidentified jerky	63
#77	unnamed cocktail	5
#390	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	8
#1284	unstable DNA	24
#1476	unstable laser battery	36
#123	unstable quark	7
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#20	urchin roe	2
#1686	useless powder	4
#1250	valuable trinket	30
#361	vampire collar	4
#457	vampire duck-on-a-string	23
#128	vampire pearl	5
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#95	velcro ore	4
#16	velcro paddle ball	2
#28	velcro shield	1
#1822	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#197	vinegar	182
#286	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	46
#73	vodka and tonic	6
#164	volcanic ash	43
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#242	wad of tofu	26
#62	walrus-tusk earring	19
#159	war tongs	20
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#90	warbear bearserker mead	6
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#130	warbear blizzard mead	3
#14	warbear breakfast machine assembler	20
#64	warbear drone assembler	9
#154	warbear feasting bread	3
#57	warbear feasting mead	13
#10	warbear gyro	83
#122	warbear gyrocopter	8
#290	warbear helm fragment	6
#6	warbear high-efficiency still	10
#56	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	21
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#32	warbear jackhammer drill press	5
#55	warbear laser beacon	4
#30	warbear metalworking primer	26
#12	warbear oil pan	11
#79	warbear procedural hilarity drone	13
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#291	warbear requisition box	5
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#146	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	9
#6	warbear soda machine assembler	41
#309	warbear trouser fragment	3
#103	warbear warrior bread	2
#309	warm mushroom	5
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#802	water pipe bomb	6
#219	water purification pills	1
#77	weremoose spit	10
#204	whalebone corset	2
#271	wheel	13
#108	whimpering willow bark	2
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#97	whiskey in a broken glass	27
#538	white balloon	3
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#450	white chocolate chips	16
#57	white class ring	261
#448	white collar	2
#299	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#147	white lightning	118
#293	white picket fence	13
#602	white pixel	21
#93	white rice	29
#198	white satin pants	22
#241	white satin shield	9
#269	white snake skin	47
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#241	white sword	21
#287	wicker shield	9
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#32	wind-up meatcar	401
#333	windchimes	20
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#19	wings of fire	19
#453	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	75
#273	witty rapier	11
#397	wolf mask	50
#433	wolfman mask	14
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#162	wooden axe	5
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#157	wool hat	14
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#408	worthless trinket	7
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#533	wussiness potion	15
#117	yak anorak	2
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#180	yam candy	1
#237	yellow brick road	3
#94	yellow gummi ingot	340
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1945	yellow snowcone	2
#1036	yeti fur	25
#33	yo	204
#1885	yo-yo	3
#235	yohohoyo	11
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3

Wow, that's 99,562 items total!

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