Museum :: Nirsh

Nirsh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#189	BACON	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#193	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#315	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#669	LED block	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#285	Milk Studs	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#17	Red Russian	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#8	Spooky Temple map	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#7	abridged dictionary	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#22	actual blood sausage	1
#96	actual tapas	4
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#787	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#118	black blade	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#36	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#98	bloodstain stick	2
#16	bloodstick	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#116	blowdart	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#122	blue shell	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#20	boilgun	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#437	bow	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#44	bowl of topioca	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#227	brass gear	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#33	bread basket	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#220	chocolate saucepan	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#153	cigar box turtle	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
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#595	wool hat	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#118	yak whip	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,106 items total!

what items are this player missing?