Museum :: DeDiddlyDawg

DeDiddlyDawg

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#216	BURT	136
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#59	Blue Diamond of Honesty	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#846	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#99	CSA all-purpose soap	23
#79	CSA bravery badge	97
#126	CSA discount card	25
#240	CSA fire-starting kit	49
#126	CSA obedience grenade	21
#124	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	33
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#35	Charity's choker	22
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#157	Chroner	546
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#80	Claybender glasses	9
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1314	Cloaca-Cola	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#91	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	12
#371	Cold Hots candy	15
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#66	Comet Drop	1
#70	Comet Pop	2
#66	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	24
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#53	Cracklin' Oat Bran	16
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#274	Crimbo Credit	26
#278	Crimbo Factory surprise box	7
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#187	Crimbo train emergency brake	6
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#74	Crimbojito	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#227	Crimbonium fuel rod	6
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#391	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#351	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#286	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#262	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#65	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1669	Crimbuck	100
#1419	Crown of the Goblin King	15
#305	D roll	6
#40	DNOTC Box	6
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#271	Daffy Taffy	119
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#35	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	18
#60	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	7
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#114	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	52
#145	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	99
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#22	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#26	Drip harness	1
#19	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	23
#952	Drowsy Sword	15
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#66	Duskwalker syringe	16
#100	Dust bunny	20
#37	Dweebisol™ inhaler	26
#408	Dyspepsi-Cola	158
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#112	Effermint™ tablets	29
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#182	Elf Guard MPC	804
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#130	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	2
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#40	Elizabeth's paintbrush	7
#128	Elmley shades	9
#34	Elvish delight	22
#27	En Una Fila Tequila	3
#36	Enchanted Flyswatter	18
#30	Enchanted Plunger	22
#755	Ent cider	5
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#44	Everlasting Deckswabber	22
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#370	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	20
#65	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	18
#26	Finnish Fish	4
#70	Fitspiration™ poster	26
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#16	Flag by the Foot™	2
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#121	Flaskfull of Hollow	2
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#166	Frat Army FGF	30
#35	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	14
#226	Freddy Kruegerand	4
#203	Friendliness Beverage	17
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#46	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#49	Frogade	24
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#39	Fu Manchu Wax	23
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#123	FunFunds™	6
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#58	GOTO	30
#50	Gaia beads	115
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#102	Game Grid ticket	118
#163	Game Grid token	10
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#124	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#41	Gearhead Goo	24
#72	Genalen™ Bottle	73
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#42	Gin Mint	6
#24	Glo-Pop	17
#38	Gnollish Crossdress	20
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#72	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	4
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#35	Good 'n' Quiet	10
#210	Goodfella contract	243
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#126	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#296	Green Clover of Justice	7
#88	Green Manalishi	15
#106	Groll doll	2
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#126	Gummi-Gnauga	34
#136	Gummy Brains	1
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#63	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	17
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#56	Hellfire Spicy Beans	2
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#17	Hersey™ SMOOCH	18
#31	Hide-rox™ cookie	2
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#179	Hippy Army MPE	49
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#186	Hollandaise helmet	39
#22	Hot 'n' Scarys	25
#91	How to Avoid Scams	10
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#43	Iceberglar scarf	25
#130	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	23
#132	Iiti Kitty phone charm	30
#45	Illuminati earpiece	18
#518	Imp Ale	268
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#29	Inner Strength	7
#316	Inner Truth	1
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#494	Instant Karma	11
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#26	Jacob's rung	11
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#55	Jefferson wings	9
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#22	Kashmir sweater	6
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#82	Knob Goblin Mutagen	24
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#76	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	13
#248	Knob Goblin elite helm	24
#191	Knob Goblin elite pants	32
#185	Knob Goblin elite polearm	31
#208	Knob Goblin elite shirt	42
#62	Knob Goblin eyedrops	25
#183	Knob Goblin firecracker	137
#141	Knob Goblin harem pants	43
#132	Knob Goblin harem veil	46
#64	Knob Goblin learning pill	13
#202	Knob Goblin love potion	76
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#212	Knob Goblin melon baller	12
#69	Knob Goblin nasal spray	27
#240	Knob Goblin pants	63
#64	Knob Goblin perfume	63
#116	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	15
#230	Knob Goblin scimitar	63
#184	Knob Goblin seltzer	113
#28	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	34
#292	Knob Goblin spatula	30
#239	Knob Goblin steroids	52
#63	Knob Goblin stink bomb	12
#151	Knob Goblin superseltzer	64
#262	Knob Goblin tongs	66
#491	Knob Goblin visor	8
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#22	Knob jelly donut	15
#243	Knob mushroom	43
#66	Knob nuts	20
#100	Knob pasty	6
#291	Knob sausage	15
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#322	Knoll mushroom	32
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#142	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	4
#15	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
#19	Kokomo Resort Chip	79
#10	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	35
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#43	Kudzu slaw	15
#344	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	24
#98	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#15	Lemonade-235	4
#49	Leonard's glasses	16
#61	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	14
#45	License To Kill	1
#56	Lockenstock™ sandals	113
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#1462	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#420	M-242	17
#692	Mad Train wine	93
#308	Mae West	1
#25	Mallomarbles	3
#158	Manetwich	5
#42	Mansquito's blood	18
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#33	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#88	Mark V Steam-Hat	3
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#180	Marquis de Poivre soda	58
#190	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#380	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#204	Meleegra™ pills	53
#150	Mer-kin cookiestove	9
#33	Mer-kin cooljuice	15
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#45	Mer-kin fastjuice	25
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#41	Mer-kin hidepaint	16
#34	Mer-kin lipstick	15
#22	Mer-kin ragejuice	24
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#33	Mer-kin smartjuice	16
#38	Mer-kin strongjuice	10
#44	Meteorite-Ade	10
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#533	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	51
#185	Milk Studs	25
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#39	Missing Eye Simulation Device	21
#340	Misty Cape	2
#140	Misty Cloak	12
#380	Misty Robe	1
#26	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3
#266	Mohawk wig	44
#61	Mohobo	1
#138	Mon Tiki	11
#213	Monstar energy beverage	38
#72	Moon Pie	1
#15	Moonds	40
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#35	Morbidda trading card	4
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#106	Mornington crescent roll	4
#56	Mortimer's nostrum	9
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#64	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	9
#183	Mountain Stream soda	205
#593	Mr. Mediocrebar	91
#79	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#34	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#33	New Age healing crystal	487
#44	New Age hurting crystal	7
#311	New Zealand iced tea	8
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#24	Northern pemmican	24
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#33	O	12
#78	O'RLY manual	28
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#51	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	25
#120	Oil of Parrrlay	29
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#199	Orcish baseball cap	21
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#49	Osk'r Chow	17
#45	Outer Wolf™ cologne	3
#46	PADL Phone	404
#203	PEEZ dispenser	32
#160	Pain Dip	1
#17	Para-Pop	6
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#303	Penultimate Fantasy chest	70
#131	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	12
#103	Pine-Fresh air freshener	36
#24	Pneumo bar	8
#30	Poison Oak trading card	4
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#44	Polysniff Perfume	45
#56	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#117	Professor What T-Shirt	6
#32	Prunets	14
#119	Psychotic Train wine	3
#55	Purple Beast energy drink	21
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#153	Racisto Ruidoso	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#572	Ram's Face Lager	17
#65	Red Army camouflage kit	17
#45	Red X Shield	5
#47	Redeye™ Eyedrops	20
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#685	Rock Pops	76
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#31	Rogue Windmill Rouge	20
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#45	Roo trading card	3
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#13	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#58	SMOOCH soda	21
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#27	Salsa Caliente™ candle	1
#86	Saturday Night Special	4
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#35	Scent of a Human™ candle	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#38	Scuba Snack	15
#436	Senior Mints	11
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#130	Shivering Chèvre	21
#42	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	128
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#17	Shrubble Bubble	29
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#80	Skullery Maid's Knee	18
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#46	Smart Bone Dust	21
#29	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#80	Source essence	2
#109	Space Tourist Phaser	5
#85	Space Tours Tripple	20
#12	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#404	Spam Witch sammich	81
#13	Spant eggs	16
#19	Spechunky bar	17
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#692	Spooky Surprise Egg	7
#85	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	12
#62	Squat-Thrust Magazine	23
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#105	Steal This Candy	27
#20	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	11
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#38	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	6
#30	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	10
#40	Stephen's secret formula	10
#88	Stone Golem pebbles	14
#188	Strix stix	6
#135	Sugar Cog	22
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#147	Supernova Champagne	51
#131	Swabbie™ swab	37
#283	Swizzler	7
#89	Sword of Dark Omens	5
#62	T.U.R.D.S. Key	24
#175	TI-9000 calculator	2
#687	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	5
#120	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	151
#622	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10
#22	Take Eleven Bar	15
#62	Tales of Spelunking	4
#18	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	27
#401	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	128
#139	Tears of the Quiet Healer	17
#65	Tequiz Navidad	2
#24	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3
#38	Texas tea	13
#47	The Author's inkwell	12
#35	The Beast Within™ candle	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#22	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	6
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#32	The Snake trading card	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#77	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	3
#6	Third Eye	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#672	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#177	Tiger-lily's milk	9
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#271	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#61	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	4
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	4
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#476	Trollhouse cookies	62
#204	Tuesday's ruby	12
#259	Typical Tavern swill	20
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#176	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	20
#55	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	12
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#28	VYKEA blood rune	2
#39	VYKEA bracket	28
#37	VYKEA dowel	277
#28	VYKEA frenzy rune	2
#46	VYKEA hex key	5
#56	VYKEA instructions	1
#25	VYKEA lightning rune	2
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
#36	VYKEA plank	54
#38	VYKEA rail	57
#49	VYKEA woadpaint	16
#1912	Valentine	3
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#27	Victor's Spoils	13
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#74	Wal-Mart gift certificate	16
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#553	Warm Subject gift certificate	47
#189	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	6
#71	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	10
#19	Whenchamacallit bar	17
#88	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	16
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#74	Whoompa Fur Pants	9
#398	Wint-O-Fresh mint	31
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#54	Workytime Tea	53
#39	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	6
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
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#631	warm mushroom	1
#201	water pipe bomb	371
#127	water purification pills	41
#331	water wings	2
#14	water wings for babies	9
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#152	waterlogged cloth	3
#87	waterlogged leather	12
#157	waterlogged metal	2
#72	waterlogged wood	5
#30	weremoose spit	49
#126	wet stew	1
#86	whalebone corset	19
#62	whimpering willow bark	9
#220	whip kit	1
#97	whiskey in a broken glass	27
#425	whiskey sour	3
#650	white Canadian	2
#66	white Crimbo ball	106
#22	white blood cells	16
#177	white chocolate chips	82
#238	white collar	6
#215	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
#225	white lightning	68
#95	white page	2
#476	white picket fence	6
#168	white pixel	287
#279	white rice	4
#199	white satin pants	22
#137	white satin shield	18
#277	white snake skin	43
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#215	white sword	25
#126	white tulip	1
#53	whole turkey leg	20
#66	wicker shield	101
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#33	wind-up Whatsian robot	16
#23	wind-up ensign	17
#19	wind-up navigation droid	23
#28	wind-up owl	18
#26	wind-up vampire teeth	15
#333	windchimes	20
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#43	witch wart	5
#61	witch's bread	2
#24	witch's brew	6
#253	witty rapier	13
#106	wok lobster	1
#609	wolf mask	16
#331	wolfman mask	20
#120	wonderwall shield	13
#26	wood screw	35
#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#261	wooden stakes	11
#12	wool hat	303
#46	wool sock	1
#112	world's smallest violin	7
#411	worn tophat	2
#30	worst candy	16
#134	worthless gewgaw	96
#126	worthless knick-knack	128
#159	worthless trinket	49
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#37	wrestling mask	17
#294	wussiness potion	54
#25	x-ray mirror	25
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#371	yellow gummi ingot	85
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#175	yellow paisley oyster egg	14
#39	yellow pixel	220
#25	yellow pixel potion	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#285	yellow plastic oyster egg	19
#114	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	16
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#884	yeti fur	43
🥇	yield shield	1
#1885	yo-yo	3
#255	yohohoyo	10
#125	yule hatchet	2
#117	zmobie	2
#104	zombie hollandaise	11

Wow, that's 83,842 items total!

what items are this player missing?