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#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#233"caramel" orange1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1391,970 carat gold1
#14381-ball1
#10511-leaf clover2
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#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#276Alewifeâ„¢ Ale1
#22Alexy sauce1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#19Amulet of Perpetual Darkness1
#1339Amulet of Yendor2
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Arr, M801
#43Arrow (+1)1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#53Azurite1
#190BACON1
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#450BRICKO eye brick1
#61BRICKO sword1
#62BROS Energy Drink1
#296Baja sopapilla1
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#196Battlie Light Saver1
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
#237Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#674Black No. 22
#618Blackfly Chardonnay2
#495Blatantly Canadian2
#568Blood Light1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#170Boris's key lime2
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#30Brandonian footlocker key1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#57Bustle Hustler1
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
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#588C.H.U.M. knife1
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#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#179CSA bravery badge1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#356CSA fire-starting kit7
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#24Charter: Nellyville1
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#572Chroner1
#43Chubby and Plump bar1
#78Citrus Crush wine cooler1
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#1496Cloaca-Cola1
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#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
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#35Crimbo cookie sheet1
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
#214Crimbo food scraps1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
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#29Crimbuccaneer breeches6
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#339Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
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#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#3211Crimbuck1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
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#1927Daffy Taffy1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#33Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#235Divine2
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#289Dreadsylvanian Almanac page1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#162Elf Army machine parts1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#374Elf Guard MPC1
#50Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#84Elf Guard patrol cap1
#151Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#87Elizabeth's Dollie1
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#1051Ent cider2
#50Every Day is Like This Sundae1
#48Eye Agate1
#42Eye and a Twist1
#38Fabiotion1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1688Feynman gate1
#170Fitspirationâ„¢ poster1
#119Flamin' Whatshisname1
#82Fog Murderer1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#246Freddy Kruegerand1
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#136Fu Manchu Wax1
#72Fun-Guy spore1
#167FunFundsâ„¢1
#178GOTO1
#512Gaia beads2
#284Game Grid ticket1
#264Game Grid token1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#164Gearhead Goo1
#397Genalenâ„¢ Bottle2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#60Ghost Dog Chow1
#88Gin Mint1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
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#486Gnollish slotted spoon2
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#94Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey1
#944Goodfella contract2
#176Gordon Bennett2
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#186Green Manalishi1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#154Hell broth1
#512Hell ramen2
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#79Himalayan Hidalgo sauce2
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#78Hungerâ„¢ Sauce1
#119Iceberglar scarf1
#233Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#1795Imp Ale2
#91Inndya trading card2
#305Inner Wisdom1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#36Jamocha berry1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#107Jefferson wings1
#42Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine1
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#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#899Jumbo Dr. Lucifer2
#97Junk-Bond1
#87Kelflar vest1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
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#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
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#99Knob mushroom169
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#88Knoll stir-fry2
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#61Kokomo Resort Pass1
#52Lapis Lazuli1
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#112Leonard's glasses1
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
#27Loathing Idol Microphone1
#445Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals2
#62Lolsipop1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#634Lucky Surprise Egg2
#1200M-2421
#216MSG1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#295Manetwich2
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#77Marvin's marvelous pill1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#264Meat detector2
#62Meat-inflating powder1
#645Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs2
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#57Mer-kin cheatsheet1
#193Mer-kin cookiestove1
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#77Mer-kin fitbrine1
#173Mer-kin foodbucket1
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#185Mer-kin hookspear1
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#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
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#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
#192Mer-kin takebag1
#163Mer-kin thingpouch1
#62Mer-kin wordquiz1
#60Mer-kin worktea1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1060Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub2
#91Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey1
#89Mint Yulep1
#391Misty Cape1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#851Mohawk wig2
#272Mon Tiki2
#89Morbidda trading card2
#137Mornington crescent roll1
#80Mountain Stream Code Black Alert1
#912Mountain Stream soda2
#13Mr. Big's Wallet1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#77Murderer's Punch1
#162Mysterious Black Box1
#164Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#374NG1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#226Neuromancer2
#100New Age healing crystal1
#59New Age hurting crystal1
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#375New Zealand iced tea1
#313Newbiesportâ„¢ tent6
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#245Nuclear Blastball1
#232O'RLY manual1
#102Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#37Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#612PADL Phone1
#80PB&J with the crusts cut off1
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#60Party-in-a-Canâ„¢1
#31Pastaco shell1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#40Phil Collins1
#476Pick-O-Matic lockpicks2
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#135PlexiPips1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
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#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#84Purple Beast energy drink1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#72Radberry Rip wine cooler1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#140Red Army camouflage kit1
#369Red Pill1
#71Red X Shield2
#2522Rock Pops2
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#98Rubeeâ„¢1
#47SMOOCH bottlecap1
#86SMOOCH soda1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#128Saturday Night Special1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#211Serenity trading card1
#20Sexy Cosmo1
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
#230Shivering Chèvre1
#218Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#282Sinful Desires2
#178Skullery Maid's Knee1
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#138Smart Bone Dust1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#15Souvenir Chopsticks1
#183Space Tourist Phaser1
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#24Specialâ„¢ Sauce1
#23Spirit of Easter1
#17Spirit of St. Patrick's Day1
#16Spirit of Veteran's Day1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#27Spooky VHS Tape1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#83Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)1
#81Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)1
#87Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)1
#165Stone Golem pebbles1
#945Summer Nights1
#623Supernova Champagne2
#506Swabbieâ„¢ swab1
#53Swedish massage fish1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#828Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
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#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#91The Emperor's dry cleaning1
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
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#25They liver popsicle1
#57Third Base1
#77This Charming Flan1
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#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
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#935Travels with Jerry1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#320Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#312Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#149Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
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#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#477White Citadel burger1
#106White Hyborian1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#228Woldo trading card1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#54X1
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