Museum :: HNWombat

HNWombat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#237	"caramel" orange	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#107	11-leaf clover	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#772	334 scroll	2
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Arr, M80	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#54	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#299	Baja sopapilla	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#568	Blood Light	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#111	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2314	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#356	CSA fire-starting kit	7
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#571	Chroner	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#511	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#261	Crimbo Factory surprise box	9
#36	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1368	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#356	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#154	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#347	D roll	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#235	Divine	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#165	Elf Army machine parts	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#390	Elf Guard MPC	1
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#152	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#1051	Ent cider	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#50	Eye Agate	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#120	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#168	FunFunds™	1
#180	GOTO	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#726	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#947	Goodfella contract	2
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#120	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1795	Imp Ale	2
#92	Inndya trading card	2
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
#36	Jamocha berry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#900	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#135	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#131	Knob lo mein	2
#99	Knob mushroom	169
#239	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#287	Knoll mushroom	40
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#90	LIDAR candle	1
#54	Lapis Lazuli	1
#5	Left-Hand Man action figure	1
#113	Leonard's glasses	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#29	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#62	Lolsipop	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#295	Manetwich	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#477	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#644	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#194	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#58	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#13	Mr. Big's Wallet	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#78	Murderer's Punch	1
#163	Mysterious Black Box	1
#165	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#374	NG	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#227	Neuromancer	2
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#60	New Age hurting crystal	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#315	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#369	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#103	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#37	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#81	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#616	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#60	Party-in-a-Can™	1
#31	Pastaco shell	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#40	Phil Collins	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#136	PlexiPips	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#584	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#689	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#174	Polysniff Perfume	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#84	Purple Beast energy drink	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#74	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#767	Red Rover BB gun	1
#71	Red X Shield	2
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#98	Rubee™	1
#47	SMOOCH bottlecap	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#20	Sexy Cosmo	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#217	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#179	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#139	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#15	Souvenir Chopsticks	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#255	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#25	Special™ Sauce	1
#217	Spirit of Christmas	1
#222	Spirit of Easter	1
#218	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#221	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#209	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#27	Spooky VHS Tape	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#88	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#53	Swedish massage fish	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#779	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
#25	They liver popsicle	1
#57	Third Base	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#808	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#288	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#178	Trainbot circuitry	1
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#166	Trainbot optics	1
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#236	Trainbot slag	1
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#65	VYKEA bracket	1
#70	VYKEA dowel	1
#69	VYKEA plank	1
#65	VYKEA rail	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#54	X	1
#41	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	1
#75	Xiblaxian polymer	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#196	Ye Olde Meade	1
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#379	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#208	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#70	abstraction: perception	1
#77	abstraction: thought	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#122	actual tapas	1
#176	adder	2
#715	adder bladder	2
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#123	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#53	alien sandwich	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#140	angst burger	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#766	anticheese	3
#117	antique accordion	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#76	antique bottle opener	10
#722	antique greaves	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#745	antique helmet	2
#213	antique machete	1
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#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
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#124	toast with jam	1
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#30	toast with spooky jelly	1
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#545	tofu casserole	1
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#93	tofu wonton	2
#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
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#41	turkish mostaccioli	1
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#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#134	turtle-shaped rock	1
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#101	turtlemail breeches	1
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#71	twisted piece of wire	1
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#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#184	una poca de gracia	1
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#483	unearthed potsherd	1
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#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#161	unidentified drink	1
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#206	universal biscuit	1
#139	unnamed cocktail	1
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#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#69	unremarkable duffel bag	1
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#56	unsmoothed velvet	1
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#2813	unstable laser battery	1
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#458	upsy daisy	1
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#168	vampire chowder	1
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#65	van key	1
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#155	velcro ore	1
#1498	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#77	very hot lunch	1
#228	very overdue library book	1
#64	very small red dress	1
#177	vial of The Glistening	1
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#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
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#104	vodka and tonic	2
#75	vodka gibson	2
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#330	volcanic ash	11
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
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#586	wang	1
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#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#437	warbear beeping telegram	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
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#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
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#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
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#192	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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#262	whalebone corset	1
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#586	white collar	1
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#80	white mana	1
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#802	white picket fence	1
#974	white pixel	2
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#936	white snake skin	2
#854	white sword	1
#125	white tulip	1
#110	whole turkey leg	1
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#446	wicker shield	2
#187	willyweed	1
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1870	wind-up chattering teeth	2
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#155	wind-up navigation droid	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#816	windchimes	1
#321	wine spritzer	2
#1065	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#461	wool hat	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
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#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#334	wreath of laurels	2
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#139	wriggling worm	1
#461	wumpus hair	1
#930	wussiness potion	2
#74	x-ray mirror	1
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#24	yam	1
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#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#95	yellow pixel	1
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1665	yeti fur	2
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#117	zmobie	2
#187	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 44,407 items total!

what items are this player missing?