Museum :: Mars the Infomage

Mars the Infomage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#198	"DRINK ME" potion	152
#13	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	60
#804	1-ball	4
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#27	1/6th Pound Cake	5
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#58	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	233
#502	2-ball	8
#65	25-meat staff	3
#606	3-ball	6
#273	30669 scroll	36
#211	33398 scroll	101
#217	334 scroll	31
#656	4-ball	5
#20	4-d camera	28
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#647	5-ball	5
#554	6-ball	7
#85	64067 scroll	9
#84	668 scroll	19
#81	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	57
#526	7-ball	8
#50	7-inch discus	1
#724	8-ball	22
#296	9-ball	3
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	7
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	10
#33	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	4
#108	ASCII shirt	23
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#115	Alewife™ Ale	16
#33	Amulet of Yendor	584
#1117	Angry Farmer candy	27
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#444	BRICKO brick	5
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#169	BRICKO eye brick	349
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#33	Bash-Ōs cereal	36
#85	Ben-Gal™ Balm	35
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#113	Black Body™ spray	4
#55	Black No. 2	261
#85	Blackfly Chardonnay	108
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#110	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#97	Boris's ring	14
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#113	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	106
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
#114	C.H.U.M. chum	15
#25	C.H.U.M. knife	25
#32	C.H.U.M. lantern	4
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#32	Cherry Cloaca Cola	124
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#75	Cinco Mayo Lager	4
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#660	Cloaca-Cola	41
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#148	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#197	Cloaca-Cola shield	12
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#78	Coily™	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#32	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	30
#101	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
🥉	Comet Drop	419
#59	Comet Pop	5
#42	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	52
#27	Cookbook of the Damned	17
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#19	Crepes a la Lune	5
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#290	Crimbo candied pecan	46
#330	Crimbo fudge	37
#289	Crimbo peppermint bark	46
#42	Crimbo pie	119
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#71	Crimbo wreath	8
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#2696	Crimbuck	8
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#28	Diet Cloaca Cola	112
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#202	Divine	3
#87	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	76
#116	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	118
#27	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	135
#51	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	38
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#59	Dogsgotnonoz pills	7
#180	Dolphin King's crown	24
#78	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	189
#144	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
#69	Dramatic™ range	27
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#115	Dyspepsi-Cola	693
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#146	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	15
#142	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	15
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#167	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	12
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#152	El Vibrato power sphere	9
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	22
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	29
#21	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	32
#22	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	18
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#162	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	22
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#78	Elmley shades	15
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#129	Ent cider	110
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#104	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	141
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#118	Feynman gate	106
#24	Flan in the Moon	5
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
🥇	French slippers	1
#43	Frogade	34
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#168	Gaia beads	24
#86	Game Grid ticket	214
#213	Game Grid token	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#146	Genalen™ Bottle	24
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#86	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	14
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#35	Gnollish flyswatter	153
#20	Gnollish pie server	130
#56	Gnollish pie tin	230
#35	Gnollish plunger	140
#20	Gnollish slotted spoon	130
#30	Gnollish toolbox	421
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#200	Gummi-DNA	5
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#237	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	6
#131	Hatorade	1
#119	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	45
#121	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
#118	Hell broth	2
#383	Hell ramen	5
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#282	Hippy Army MPE	18
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#100	Iiti Kitty phone charm	50
#372	Imp Ale	516
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#450	Jack-in-the-box	13
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#179	Jolly Roger charrrm	26
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	33
#326	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	28
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#50	Kentucky-style derby	5
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#60	Knob Goblin Uberpants	12
#16	Knob Goblin elite helm	675
#16	Knob Goblin elite pants	705
#18	Knob Goblin elite polearm	647
#38	Knob Goblin elite shirt	251
#148	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#67	Knob Goblin firecracker	398
#119	Knob Goblin harem pants	58
#123	Knob Goblin harem veil	51
#104	Knob Goblin learning pill	7
#36	Knob Goblin love potion	721
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#28	Knob Goblin melon baller	197
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#16	Knob Goblin pants	1,325
#130	Knob Goblin perfume	30
#200	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
#15	Knob Goblin scimitar	1,318
#27	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,681
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#135	Knob Goblin spatula	167
#34	Knob Goblin steroids	727
#107	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
#23	Knob Goblin superseltzer	624
#17	Knob Goblin tongs	1,386
#49	Knob Goblin visor	713
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#195	Knob mushroom	62
#343	Knob pasty	1
#186	Knob sausage	45
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#175	Knob stuffed shells	8
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#43	Knoll mushroom	378
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#271	LED block	5
🥇	LWA ring	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#77	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#182	Lockenstock™ sandals	21
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#73	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	169
🥉	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	16,029
#279	Lucky Surprise Egg	20
#208	M-242	73
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#259	Mad Train wine	411
#224	Mae West	3
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#295	Manetwich	2
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
🥇	Marvelous Unitard	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#77	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	51
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#264	Meat detector	2
#52	Meat maid	5
#98	Meat maid body	3
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#105	Meleegra™ pills	100
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#72	Mer-kin killscroll	10
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#59	Mer-kin pressureglobe	6
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#91	Mer-kin thingpouch	8
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#710	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	21
#67	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	5
#106	Miniborg beeper	5
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#105	Miniborg laser	5
#117	Miniborg stomper	5
#109	Miniborg strangler	5
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	2
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#81	Mohawk wig	185
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#121	Monstar energy beverage	107
#44	Moon Pie	5
#16	Moonthril Schnapps	5
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#186	Mountain Stream soda	199
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#38	Mr. Joe's bangles	23
#147	Mr. Mediocrebar	456
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#58	ND	8
#112	NG	14
#174	NPZR chemistry set	30
#71	Nardz energy beverage	16
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#40	Necrotelicomnicon	21
#158	Neuromancer	5
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#26	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	158
#29	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	150
#26	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	136
#126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	7
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#121	Nuclear Blastball	21
#33	Oil of Parrrlay	99
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Orcish baseball cap	127
#41	Orcish cargo shorts	122
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#24	Orcish meat locker	41
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#333	PADL Phone	15
#29	PVC staff	1
#133	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	15
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#301	Penultimate Fantasy chest	73
#60	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	30
#196	Piddles	1
#17	Pine-Fresh air freshener	238
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#461	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	6
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#129	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	10
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#44	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	36
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#326	Ram's Face Lager	90
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#281	Red Rover BB gun	13
#23	Regular Cloaca Cola	152
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#121	Rock Pops	430
#172	Rock and Roll Legend	11
#204	Roo trading card	1
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#166	SPF 451 lip balm	15
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#30	Saison du Lune	5
#345	Schrödinger's thermos	56
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#49	Sinful Desires	17
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#18	Spaghetti with Moonballs	5
#384	Spam Witch sammich	92
#63	Spirit Precipice	3
#310	Spooky Surprise Egg	42
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#264	Steal This Candy	9
#387	Sugar Cog	5
#158	Summer Nights	6
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#55	Supernova Champagne	182
#45	Swabbie™ swab	119
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#238	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	312
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#110	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	45
#82	The Bomb	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#23	The Ring	3
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#58	Tiger-lily's milk	71
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#54	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	113
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#179	Trollhouse cookies	294
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#51	Tuesday's ruby	81
#212	Typical Tavern swill	35
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#194	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	18
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#148	Valentine	293
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#78	WA	10
#304	Wand of Nagamar	19
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#607	Warm Subject gift certificate	34
#201	White Citadel burger	11
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#81	White Hyborian	2
#441	Wint-O-Fresh mint	27
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#48	Wrecked Generator	5
#22	X-37 gun	9
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#196	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	13
#2362	Yummy Tummy bean	15
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#172	a butt tuba	7
#76	a little sump'm sump'm	73
#335	abandoned candy	1
#153	abominable snowcone	144
#88	accidental cider	34
#127	acid-squirting flower	40
#39	acoustic guitarrr	136
#99	adder bladder	159
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#145	agua de vida	23
#43	albatross necklace	2
#52	all-purpose cleaner	182
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#350	alphabet gum	4
#66	amber aviator shades	3
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#82	amulet of extreme plot significance	245
#62	ancient Magi-Wipes	336
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#67	ancient frozen dinner	48
#75	ancient protein powder	147
#86	ancient spice	52
#83	ancient stone fist	26
#75	ancient stone head	15
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#88	ancient vinyl coin purse	124
#67	anemone nematocyst	7
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
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#9	tiny plastic fruit golem	879
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#20	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1,593
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#13	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	613
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#12	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	541
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#28	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	994
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#12	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	850
#14	tiny plastic leprechaun	1,963
#11	tiny plastic levitating potato	2,207
#911	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
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#16	tiny plastic ninja snowman	574
#1345	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
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#20	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1,529
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#22	tiny plastic scary clown	280
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#10	tiny plastic senile lihc	819
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#15	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	593
#16	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	635
#22	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1,011
#13	tiny plastic spooky vampire	479
#17	tiny plastic stab bat	1,434
#19	tiny plastic star starfish	1,389
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#171	tiny plastic strand of DNA	5
#24	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	344
#10	tiny plastic taco cat	778
#25	tiny plastic topiary golem	207
#720	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#22	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	415
#63	tiny plastic warwelf	70
#10	tiny plastic whitesnake	773
#180	tiny plastic zmobie	34
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#28	tiny slimy cyst	118
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#96	tip jar	20
#55	tires	260
#175	tisket	2
#87	titanium assault umbrella	169
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#348	tofu casserole	3
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#719	tofurkey gravy	12
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#112	tofurkey nugget	2
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#73	tomato daiquiri	21
#79	tomato juice of powerful power	72
#149	tomb ratchet	8
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
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#38	tooth	106
#187	toothbrush	9
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#126	tortoboggan	1
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#96	transporter transponder	32
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#121	tropical orchid	32
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#95	trout fang	2
#56	troutpiece	2
#46	true grit	93
#8	trusty torch	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#49	tube of dread wax	140
#85	tube of hair oil	6
#105	tube sock	5
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#603	turtle pheromones	2
#235	turtle totem	245
#198	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
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#88	turtle wax shield	1
#286	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#115	tuxedo shirt	2
#461	twinkly nuggets	3
#261	twinkly powder	15
#639	twinkly wad	50
#33	twitching claw	65
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#51	ultimate ultimate frisbee	22
#141	uncooked chorizo	46
#97	underwater slingshot	3
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#62	unearthed potsherd	67
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#17	unfortunate dumplings	46
#72	unidentified jerky	678
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#296	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	15
#60	unrolling pin	2
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#40	unstable DNA	1,074
#187	unstable laser battery	100
#91	unstable quark	11
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#25	upsy daisy	858
#37	urchin roe	1
#204	urinal cake	25
#101	useless powder	3,079
#334	valuable trinket	276
#80	vampire collar	28
#103	vampire duck-on-a-string	114
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#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#69	vanilla-frosted king cake	17
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#124	velcro ore	3
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#68	viking helmet	293
#1381	vinegar	5
#208	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	90
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#69	vodka and cranberry	39
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#109	vodka martini	22
#169	vodka stratocaster	3
#89	volcanic ash	85
#82	volleyball	3
#329	voodoo snuff	4
#95	vorpal blade	111
#102	wad of cotton	25
#157	wad of dough	452
#63	wad of slimy rags	22
#134	wad of tofu	74
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#134	walrus-tusk earring	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#260	wang	9
#229	war tongs	10
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#226	warm mushroom	8
#442	water pipe bomb	59
#133	water wings	10
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#51	wheel	51
#129	whip kit	3
#70	whiskey and cola	42
#130	whiskey and soda	10
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#64	whiskey sour	52
#145	white Canadian	29
#159	white Xanadian	2
#502	white balloon	4
#48	white belt	1
#337	white candy heart	83
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
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#59	white chocolate chips	276
#311	white class ring	26
#95	white collar	22
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#125	white lightning	156
#30	white picket fence	92
#285	white pixel	122
#232	white rice	7
#49	white satin pants	119
#60	white satin shield	48
#78	white snake skin	174
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#65	white sword	110
#38	white whip	3
#5	white-label gin	3
#56	wholeberd	2
#5	whoopie cushion	2,747
#71	wicker shield	97
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#86	willyweed	29
#692	wind-up chattering teeth	42
#366	windchimes	16
#59	wine spritzer	23
#73	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	731
#16	witch hat	30
#228	witty rapier	17
#106	wok lobster	1
#772	wolf mask	8
#10	wolfman mask	714
#132	wonderwall shield	11
#218	wooden axe	3
#118	wooden block	25
#191	wooden figurine	1
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#44	wooden stakes	85
#64	wool hat	52
#61	woolen cravat	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#129	worn tophat	22
#663	worthless gewgaw	3
#768	worthless knick-knack	3
#563	worthless trinket	3
#121	wreath of laurels	5
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#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#359	wumpus hair	3
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#133	wussiness potion	161
#36	x-ray specs	515
#117	yak anorak	2
#243	yak skin	3
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#90	yam candy	3
#39	ye olde golde frontes	6
#148	yellow brick road	9
#274	yellow candy heart	167
#119	yellow glowstick	11
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#63	yellow plastic hard hat	2
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#13	yellow snowcone	1,080
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#394	yeti fur	393
#115	yo	74
#846	yo-yo	26
#200	yohohoyo	14
#62	yummy death watch beetle	34
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#93	zmobie	5
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 507,233 items total!

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