Museum :: MaxEarWax

MaxEarWax

Rank	Item	Quantity
#366	"DRINK ME" potion	26
#579	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1117	1-ball	2
#64	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	208
#849	2-ball	3
#1455	3-ball	1
#598	4-ball	6
#124	4-dimensional guitar	20
#483	6-ball	9
#25	7-inch discus	2
#698	8-ball	24
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#287	Angry Farmer candy	450
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#28	Atomic Pop	61
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#257	BGE merchandise order form	16
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#900	BGE shotglass	6
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#68	Bright Water	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#718	CRIMBCO mug	14
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#154	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#341	Cold Hots candy	19
#114	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#197	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#363	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#365	Crimbo fudge	31
#352	Crimbo peppermint bark	34
#37	Crimbo pie	164
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#476	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#411	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#552	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#202	Divine	3
#153	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	29
#374	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	18
#140	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	12
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#739	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#596	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#33	GOTO	116
#187	Game Grid ticket	17
#236	Game Grid token	2
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#170	Gnollish flyswatter	18
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#189	Gnollish plunger	15
#148	Gnollish slotted spoon	14
#121	Gnollish toolbox	58
#885	Go-Wassail	5
#175	Gordon Bennett	2
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#328	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#543	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#1024	Imp Ale	53
#784	Instant Karma	4
#539	Jack-in-the-box	10
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1209	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#127	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
#149	Knob Goblin melon baller	20
#266	Knob Goblin pants	51
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#268	Knob Goblin scimitar	49
#136	Knob Goblin seltzer	189
#257	Knob Goblin spatula	41
#135	Knob Goblin steroids	105
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#293	Knob Goblin tongs	49
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#151	Knob nuts	4
#647	Knob sausage	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#279	Knob stuffed shells	2
#61	Knoll lo mein	5
#78	Knoll mushroom	200
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#170	Lockenstock™ sandals	24
#3021	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#265	Mad Train wine	401
#252	Mae West	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#145	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#190	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#147	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	26
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#274	Mohawk wig	42
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#552	Mountain Stream soda	18
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#65	Nardz energy beverage	18
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#227	Neuromancer	2
#435	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#369	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#212	Nuclear Blastball	2
#98	Oil of Parrrlay	37
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#169	Penultimate Fantasy chest	200
#195	Piddles	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#354	Ram's Face Lager	74
#129	Red Pill	3
#143	Red Rover BB gun	26
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#684	Rock Pops	76
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#330	Senior Mints	18
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#83	Spooky Surprise Egg	220
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#386	Sugar Cog	5
#627	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Texas tea	809
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#289	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#336	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	7
#420	Travels with Jerry	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#177	Trollhouse cookies	300
#273	Tuesday's ruby	8
#435	Typical Tavern swill	7
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#729	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	6
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#75	Ur-Donut	2
#280	Wint-O-Fresh mint	52
#269	Wolfman Nardz	5
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#364	a butt tuba	1
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#231	abandoned candy	3
#130	abominable blubber	8
#635	abominable snowcone	12
#386	accidental cider	2
#40	acid-squirting flower	175
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#867	adorable seal larva	3
#100	aerated diving helmet	2
#251	agua de vida	5
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#10	ammonite candy mold	17
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#304	amulet of extreme plot significance	50
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#310	ancient frozen dinner	6
#299	ancient protein powder	13
#534	ancient spice	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#325	annoying pitchfork	9
#315	ant agonist	8
#124	ant pitchfork	3
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#148	antique greaves	74
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#130	antique helmet	89
#111	antique shield	100
#167	antique spear	70
#190	armgun	16
#247	arrowgram	1
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#66	asparagus lo mein	5
#641	asshat	1
#703	astral mushroom	8
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#269	awful poetry journal	559
#358	bätzle	1
#75	baby cuddlefish	3
#390	baby killer bee	26
#8	bad-ass club	39
#104	badass pie	1
#270	bag of Cheat-Os	37
#191	bag of lard	6
#656	baggie of powdered sugar	17
#1008	ball	5
#312	balloon sword	1
#519	banana	8
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#470	banana peel	4
#388	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#159	banana supersucker	3
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#684	barrrnacle	20
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#170	baseball	45
#354	bat guano	33
#297	batgut	100
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#661	battered Crimbo Crate	13
#197	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#162	bed of coals	5
#138	beer basted brat	1
#264	beer bomb	117
#25	beer goggles	55
#120	beer lens	29
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#31	beer-soaked mop	76
#787	beertini	1
#700	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#417	begpwnia	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#17	belemnite candy mold	14
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#134	big bad voodoo mask	6
#27	big bass drum	120
#32	big boom	77
#55	big red clown nose	256
#112	big slimy cyst	1
#117	bigger stick	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#237	bit-o-cactus	17
#498	bite-me-red lipstick	6
#43	black greaves	94
#34	black helmet	103
#210	black kettle drum	4
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#66	black pepper	100
#40	black plastic oyster egg	75
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#349	black spot	2
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#43	black sword	101
#268	black velvet box	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#286	blind-packed capsule toy	20
#785	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#1033	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#714	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#895	bone chips	2
#213	bone collar	1
#266	bone flute	4
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#140	booze-soaked cherry	3
#182	borrowed time	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#252	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#175	bottle of alcohol	25
#67	bottle of antifreeze	12
#623	bottle of bubbles	4
#189	bottle of cooking sherry	10
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#347	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#305	bowl of cottage cheese	80
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#102	bowl of lucky charms	8
#181	box of Pokëmann band-aids	2
#4679	box of sunshine	9
#241	boxing glove	1
#316	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#167	brains casserole	2
#501	breaded beer	1
#302	brick of sand	4
#413	briefcase	9
#295	broken skull	69
#122	broken sword	45
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#496	bubblewrap ore	2
#863	bubbly potion	2
#335	bucket of honey	1
#103	bucket of wine	5
#310	buckyball	16
#74	bugbear beanie	131
#77	bugbear bungguard	118
#94	bum cheek	221
#468	bungle in the jungle	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#364	burnt flower	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#508	burst hellseal brain	7
#64	bus pass	20
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#263	cactus fruit	7
#185	calavera concertina	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#251	can of Red Minotaur	18
#470	can of Swiller	2
#208	can of black paint	1
#72	can of maces	15
#314	can of spinach	7
#164	can of starch	1
#80	can of sterno	3
#1042	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#383	candied kobold	8
#861	candied yams	10
#620	candy brain	3
#857	candy cane	42
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#666	candy knuckles	4
#22	candy skeleton	111
#3110	candy stake	2
#482	cannonball charrrm	7
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#329	cardboard katana	1
#324	cardboard ore	5
#316	cardboard wakizashi	7
#368	carob chunk cookies	5
#625	carob chunks	2
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#143	centipede eggs	30
#167	chainsaw chain	4
#331	chaos butterfly	733
#85	chaos popcorn	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#189	charming flute	2
#106	charrrm bracelet	2
#95	cheap cigar butt	42
#149	cheap wind-up clock	5
#89	cheezburger	1
#205	cherry pie	2
#603	chewing gum on a string	5
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#193	chloroform rag	22
#300	choco-Crimbot	1
#427	chocolate filthy lucre	7
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#284	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	7
#764	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#397	clay peace-sign bead	6
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#769	cloudy potion	4
#703	club necklace	10
#205	cob of corn	1
#164	cocoa egg	97
#185	coffin lid	9
#124	cold hi mein	6
#229	cold powder	2
#716	comfy coffin	1
#190	comfy pillow	2
#884	commemorative war stein	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#89	concentrated magicalness pill	29
🥉	control crystal	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#485	copper ha'penny charrrm	6
#389	corn holder	2
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#659	corpsedriver	7
#1466	corpsetini	2
#11	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	8
#259	costume sword	2
#638	cranberries	18
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#349	crazy little Turkish delight	30
#434	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#66	creepy voodoo doll	3
#113	crotchety pants	1
#413	crowbarrr	4
#260	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#167	cursed piece of thirteen	7
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#111	d6	1
#585	dance card	1
#877	dark potion	2
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#217	denim axe	2
#199	dented harmonica	10
#212	depantsing bomb	22
#910	designer handbag	2
#205	devilish folio	1
#694	diamond necklace	10
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#384	digital key lime pie	1
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#1418	disco mask	3
#227	dishrag	2
#390	disintegrating sheet music	3
#297	disturbing fanfic	532
#354	divine blowout	12
#456	divine can of silly string	4
#523	divine champagne flute	2
#399	divine cracker	3
#476	divine noisemaker	3
#1641	doll house	1
#625	dollhive	11
#212	donkey flipbook	4
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#57	draggin' ball hat	218
#293	dried face	11
#467	drop of water-37	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1369	drywall axe	4
#516	ducha de oro	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#382	dull fish scale	4
#553	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#50	dusty Crimbo crate	140
#241	dusty bottle of Merlot	100
#220	dusty bottle of Muscat	100
#236	dusty bottle of Port	100
#148	dwarvish magazine	8
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#790	effervescent potion	3
#228	eggbeater	2
#490	eggnog	36
#111	electric crutch	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#393	elven cellocello	34
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#304	elven squeeze	1
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#183	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	80
#85	enchanted barbell	32
#98	enchanted toothpick	14
#433	evil golden arch	15
#354	evil golden arches	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#7	evil-ass club	9
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#200	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#80	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	6
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#388	extra-spicy bloody mary	3
#63	extra-strength strongness elixir	47
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#74	f3d0r4	200
#218	fairy gravy boat	5
#232	fake blood	5
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#235	fancy bath salts	72
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#330	fancy chocolate car	9
#1590	fancy dress ball	4
#491	fancy seashell necklace	2
#271	fat bottom quark	2
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#685	festive sausage	2
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#244	fettucini Inconnu	2
#329	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	4
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#223	filthy lucre	146
#427	filthy pestle	3
#195	finger cymbals	3
#220	[2426]fire flower	5
#41	fishy fish	11
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#669	flaming crutch	4
#124	flaming talons	100
#139	flimsy clipboard	11
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#543	floaty sand	18
#274	flower petal pie	1
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#344	flute of flat champagne	19
#38	flytrap pellet	24
#496	foam noodle	1
#62	foolscap fool's cap	100
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#340	fossilized limb	24
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#449	fossilized spike	8
#295	fossilized spine	6
#593	fossilized torso	4
#384	fossilized wing	7
#325	frat brats	1
#376	frayed rope belt	3
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#402	frigid air mattress	2
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#612	unstable DNA	86
#1120	unstable laser battery	43
#137	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#37	urchin roe	1
#1907	useless powder	1
#420	valuable trinket	200
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#76	vampire pearl	12
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#394	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#638	vodka and cranberry	1
#199	vodka stratocaster	2
#523	volcanic ash	2
#90	walrus-tusk earring	12
#146	war tongs	24
#332	water wings	2
#93	weremoose spit	6
#162	whalebone corset	4
#423	whisker pencil	5
#759	white candy heart	8
#79	white chocolate chips	200
#586	white collar	1
#69	white satin pants	85
#87	white satin shield	34
#134	white snake skin	100
#205	wicker shield	17
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#636	wind-up meatcar	8
#320	witty rapier	8
#187	wolf mask	205
#591	wolfman mask	10
#191	wooden figurine	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#878	yellow candy heart	8
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1034	yo-yo	18
#605	yohohoyo	1
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 29,043 items total!

what items are this player missing?