Museum :: Terran Karapace

Terran Karapace

Rank	Item	Quantity
#390	"DRINK ME" potion	19
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#1427	2-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#987	33398 scroll	3
#592	334 scroll	5
#187	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#889	4-ball	3
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#917	Angry Farmer candy	45
#243	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#181	Atomic Pop	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#242	BRICKO eye brick	100
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#137	Battlie Light Saver	4
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#377	Black No. 2	11
#67	Bohemian rhapsody	12
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#545	CRIMBCO scrip	370
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#113	Claybender glasses	3
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1202	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1353	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1380	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#121	Duskwalker syringe	4
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#1051	Ent cider	2
#888	FDKOL commendation	4
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#182	Gummi-DNA	6
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#999	Instant Karma	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#291	Jolly Roger charrrm	12
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#308	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	30
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#204	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#227	Knob Goblin elite pants	27
#202	Knob Goblin elite polearm	28
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#248	Knob Goblin firecracker	92
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#266	Knob Goblin love potion	52
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#158	Knob Goblin melon baller	19
#147	Knob Goblin pants	108
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#152	Knob Goblin scimitar	105
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#139	Knob Goblin tongs	129
#224	Knob Goblin visor	31
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#301	Knob mushroom	26
#315	Knoll mushroom	33
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#365	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	120
#954	M-242	3
#1064	Mad Train wine	22
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#48	Marquis de Poivre soda	759
#119	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	24
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#536	Meleegra™ pills	13
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#432	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	92
#754	Microplushie: Bropane	5
#700	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#569	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	5
#582	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#671	Microplushie: Gothochondria	6
#697	Microplushie: Hippylase	8
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#634	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#714	Microplushie: Otakulone	8
#719	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#587	Microplushie: Sororitrate	10
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#240	Mohawk wig	51
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#1662	Mr. Mediocrebar	16
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#110	Oil of Parrrlay	32
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#250	Orcish frat-paddle	12
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#315	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#100	Polysniff Perfume	6
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#1866	Rock Pops	12
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#822	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#153	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#160	Space Tours Tripple	5
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#101	Swabbie™ swab	51
#112	T.U.R.D.S. Key	8
#1256	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	11
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#125	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	51
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#101	Tuesday's ruby	33
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#1777	Valentine	4
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2047	Yummy Tummy bean	33
#204	abandoned candy	4
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#194	actual reality goggles	3
#284	adder bladder	30
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#173	airblaster gun	2
#174	all-purpose cleaner	58
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#329	amulet of extreme plot significance	45
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#271	ant hoe	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#385	antique greaves	14
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#482	antique helmet	9
#232	antique packet of ketchup	7
#525	antique shield	7
#424	antique spear	12
#168	armgun	20
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#404	asparagus knife	14
#702	astral mushroom	8
#726	awful poetry journal	73
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#111	badge of authority	2
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#504	bag of lard	2
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#1312	ball	3
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#968	bananagate	1
#487	bar skin	17
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#77	bargain flash powder	14
#574	barrrnacle	26
#606	baseball	4
#824	bat guano	2
#431	batblade	5
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#587	beach glass bead	2
#282	beanbag chair	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#474	beer lens	3
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#117	beer-soaked mop	7
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#354	begpwnia	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#55	bellhop bell	13
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#96	big boom	22
#116	big bundle of chamoix	2
#650	big red clown nose	5
#210	big stick	1
#215	bilge wine	102
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#351	black eyedrops	2
#155	black greaves	21
#134	black helmet	27
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#473	black pepper	2
#192	black picnic basket	10
#550	black pixel	25
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#98	black shield	38
#188	black snake skin	47
#465	black spot	1
#147	black sword	26
#366	black-and-blue light	136
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#456	bloody clown pants	10
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#935	blue pixel	15
#370	blue plasma ball	129
#656	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#124	blue shell	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#198	booty chest charrrm	46
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#325	bottle of alcohol	8
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#70	bottle of black cat tonic	15
#3679	bottle of goofballs	3
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#123	bottle of sake	10
#596	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1034	bottle of tequila	5
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#123	bottled inspiration	9
#70	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#485	bowl of cottage cheese	30
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1526	brick	11
#372	brick of sand	2
#963	broken skull	4
#502	broken sword	2
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#268	bronzed locust	8
#293	brown sugar cane	14
#701	bubbly potion	5
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#172	bucket of honey	11
#787	buckyball	5
#366	bugbear beanie	15
#325	bugbear bungguard	16
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#341	bunch of square grapes	9
#799	bunny liver	2
#288	buoybottoms	2
#364	burnt flower	2
#227	bus pass	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1325	can of Binarrrca	4
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#1280	candied yams	6
#2971	candy cane	5
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#175	cannonball charrrm	51
#292	canopic jar	15
#330	cardboard katana	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#605	cast	13
#273	centipede eggs	11
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#56	charrrm bracelet	7
#207	cheap studded belt	278
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#728	chef's hat	5
#259	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#577	chloroform rag	1
#206	chocolate filthy lucre	33
#141	chocolate turtle totem	3
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#432	chopsticks	7
#523	chrome sword	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#871	cloudy potion	2
#557	clown shoes	3
#195	clown skin	42
#204	cob of corn	1
#285	cocktail napkin	13
#393	cocoa eggshell fragment	150
#435	coffin lid	2
#390	cold ninja mask	7
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#219	confusing LED clock	4
#91	cool mushroom	31
#653	cool whip	2
#173	copper ha'penny charrrm	53
#389	corn holder	2
#444	cornuthaum	8
#791	corpse on the beach	6
#1426	corpsedriver	2
#1467	corpsetini	2
#259	costume sword	2
#76	cotton candy bale	3
#136	cotton candy cone	3
#96	cotton candy pillow	6
#97	cotton candy plug	3
#84	cotton candy skoshe	3
#1008	cranberries	4
#433	cream pie	1
#485	cream stout	2
#541	creamsicle	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#115	crowbar	2
#245	crowbarrr	10
#111	curmudgel	13
#182	cursed black pearl onion	10
#285	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#171	cursed dirty joke scroll	10
#225	cursed piece of thirteen	4
#259	cursed sea biscuit	5
#269	cursed voodoo skull	4
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#286	dance card	6
#813	dark potion	3
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#509	decaying goldfish liver	3
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1369	delicious salad	6
#298	demon skin	37
#375	denim axe	1
#1031	dense meat stack	4
#59	dental pliers	1
#151	deodorant	22
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#154	detective skull	1
#547	diamond-studded cane	7
#597	didgeridooka	1
#257	dire fudgesicle	5
#482	dirty hobo gloves	32
#522	disco ball	57
#494	disco mask	57
#228	dishrag	2
#118	disintegrating spiky collar	4
#768	disturbing fanfic	71
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#87	dope gangsta bling-bling	11
#451	drab sonata	7
#364	draggin' ball hat	17
#178	dragon snaps	10
#226	dreadlock whip	5
#115	drum machine	77
#1677	drywall axe	2
#2104	duct tape	2
#45	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#905	dwarf bread	3
#138	dwarvish magazine	9
#471	eXtreme mittens	6
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#505	eXtreme scarf	4
#947	effervescent potion	1
#140	electrical thingamabob	102
#128	elephant stinger	4
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1391	elven suicide capsule	13
#467	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	21
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#605	enchanted bean	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#257	ennui-flavored potato chips	200
#300	enormous belt buckle	10
#238	enormous hoop earring	5
#113	escargotsicle	4
#969	evil golden arch	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#272	exploding hacky-sack	4
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#901	eye of newt	2
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#299	eyepatch	25
#485	f3d0r4	10
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#109	fairy gravy boat	10
#507	fake blood	2
#409	fancy bath salts	23
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#1535	fancy chocolate car	6
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#187	fat bottom quark	10
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#1010	filthy lucre	26
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#431	fire poi	2
#169	fish-liver oil	132
#858	fizzy potion	2
#724	flaming crutch	3
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#440	flaming talons	12
#242	flaregun	61
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#22	flask of Amontillado	12
#245	flavored foot massage oil	210
#136	flimsy clipboard	13
#266	foam dart	191
#231	foam noodle	5
#74	foie gras	33
#430	foolscap fool's cap	5
#348	fortune cookie	3
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#234	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#622	frigid ninja stars	26
#354	frilly skirt	10
#202	frozen mushroom	12
#347	frozen nunchaku	8
#3426	fruitcake	1
#119	fruitfilm	7
#151	fudge bunny	4
#1354	fudgecule	4
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#356	furry fur	225
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#777	ghuol ears	4
#1091	ghuol egg	3
#233	giant cactus quill	3
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#415	giant needle	88
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#325	gloomy black mushroom	10
#215	glowing red eye	98
#657	gnatwing	2
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#600	gnauga hide	3
#491	goat beard	7
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#518	gob of wet hair	15
#152	gold lamé pants	5
#692	golden ring	40
#604	grapefruit	3
#88	grass clippings	13
#183	grassy cutlass	6
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#918	green beer	10
#941	green clay bead	2
#929	green pixel	10
#301	gremlin juice	6
#95	gremlin mutagen	4
#361	grouchy restless spirit	30
#4477	grue egg	2
#168	grumpy old man charrrm	24
#298	grungy bandana	2
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#347	guano coffee cup	4
#277	guard turtle collar	1
#130	guard turtle shell	21
#349	guitar pick	8
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#441	gyroscope	6
#163	haggis socks	5
#170	haggis-infused soap	5
#194	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4
#350	half-orchid	2
#374	halfberd	1
#70	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
#4017	handful of confetti	3
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#544	handful of moss	2
#352	handful of nuts and berries	2
#343	handful of pine needles	5
#505	handful of sand	16
#162	handful of sawdust	54
#475	handsomeness potion	2
#134	happiness	27
#242	headhunter necktie	2
#3382	heart necklace	1
#623	heavy D	42
#262	heavy metal sonata	2
#323	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#226	hedgeturtle	1
#470	helmet turtle	90
#892	hemp string	1
#374	henna tattoo	1
#912	herbal stuffing	8
#1560	herringcello	10
#567	hill of beans	15
#319	hippopotamus skin	3
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#160	home robotics kit	2
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#166	honey-dew	2
#304	honey-dipped locust	8
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#408	hot date	8
#611	hot katana blade	10
#704	hot wing	33
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#409	huge spoon	3
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#1069	iGoogly	8
#171	ice stein	2
#1037	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	26
#101	icicle katana	1
#326	icy katana hilt	10
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#478	infernal insoles	4
#259	inflatable duck	6
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#362	irate sombrero	5
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#1052	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	2
#212	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#41	jingle bell	1
#339	jug-o-magicalness	4
#468	ketchup hound	7
#1910	killing feather	22
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#368	knob bugle	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#303	large box	17
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#839	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#202	leaf of grass	1
#258	leather chaps	11
#648	leather mask	3
#319	leathery bat skin	19
#342	leathery cat skin	22
#185	leathery rat skin	27
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#166	leftovers of indeterminate origin	16
#339	leotarrrd	5
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#381	lesser grodulated violet	2
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#73	library card	11
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#370	licorice root	10
#502	lihc face	6
#664	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	8
#967	line	2
#766	lollipop stick	10
#743	loose teeth	33
#538	lowercase N	10
#54	lucky lighter	1
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#251	lump of coal	1
#80	machetito	2
#399	magicalness-in-a-can	8
#142	magicberry tablets	9
#226	magilaser blastercannon	12
#195	magnetic sculpture kit	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#612	maple syrup	4
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#198	mariachi pants	115
#334	marionette collective	2
#488	marshmallow	21
#865	marzipan skull	6
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#214	mauve plastic oyster egg	15
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
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#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#109	shimmering rainbow sand	5
#295	shingle	22
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#589	sonar-in-a-biscuit	5
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#324	strongness elixir	16
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#643	sturdy Crimbo crate	20
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#211	that gum you like	3
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#115	third-hand nunchaku	4
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
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#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#1611	tofurkey leg	4
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#618	tropical orchid	1
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#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
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#147	turtle wax	3
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
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#18	turtlemail breeches	9
#19	turtlemail coif	8
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#1027	valuable trinket	49
#489	vampire collar	2
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#148	vial of The Glistening	2
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#134	viking helmet	121
#236	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	70
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#666	vorpal blade	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#92	warm mushroom	19
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#118	wholeberd	1
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#124	witty rapier	60
#430	wolf mask	40
#87	wonderwall shield	22
#223	wool hat	9
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#591	wreath of laurels	1
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#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1035	yeti fur	25
#172	yohohoyo	18

Wow, that's 14,853 items total!

what items are this player missing?