Terran Karapace

RankItemQuantity
#391"DRINK ME" potion19
#775'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14361-ball1
#8391337 7r0uZ0RZ3
#14252-ball1
#101530669 scroll1
#98633398 scroll3
#590334 scroll5
#18637x37x37 puzzle cube3
#8874-ball3
#14355-ball1
#10716-ball2
#22448-ball1
#6259-ball1
#918Angry Farmer candy45
#242Angry Farmer's Wife Candy4
#1135Asleep in the Cemetery1
#180Atomic Pop2
#46BRICKO elephant1
#242BRICKO eye brick100
#38BRICKO python1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#4299Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#70Bash-ÅŒs cereal11
#136Battlie Light Saver4
#237Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm2
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#407Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#377Black No. 211
#66Bohemian rhapsody12
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1762CRIMBCO mug2
#546CRIMBCO scrip370
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2428CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#113Claybender glasses3
#1154Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#696Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#212Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket5
#203Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket4
#1201Corpse Island iced tea3
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#1354Crimbo candied pecan1
#1382Crimbo fudge1
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#754Crimbo pie1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#1064Daffy Taffy21
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#1417Dolphin King's crown2
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#120Duskwalker syringe4
#1085Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#948Elder Turtle Shell3
#499Elfin shortbread1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#1051Ent cider2
#888FDKOL commendation4
#512Frat Army FGF1
🥈Fuzzby1
#606Gaia beads1
#461Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#187General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket5
#634Gnollish flyswatter2
#593Gnollish pie server1
#335Gnollish slotted spoon5
#1050Go-Wassail1
#181Gummi-DNA6
#453Hippy Army MPE4
#469Hollandaise helmet1
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#996Instant Karma2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#291Jolly Roger charrrm12
#294Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet7
#308Jumbo Dr. Lucifer30
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#204Knob Goblin elite helm29
#227Knob Goblin elite pants27
#202Knob Goblin elite polearm28
#475Knob Goblin elite shirt10
#247Knob Goblin firecracker92
#781Knob Goblin harem pants2
#674Knob Goblin harem veil3
#265Knob Goblin love potion52
#268Knob Goblin lunchbox5
#156Knob Goblin melon baller19
#147Knob Goblin pants108
#416Knob Goblin perfume6
#152Knob Goblin scimitar105
#588Knob Goblin seltzer8
#471Knob Goblin spatula7
#506Knob Goblin steroids11
#139Knob Goblin tongs129
#223Knob Goblin visor31
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#301Knob mushroom26
#315Knoll mushroom33
#444Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals2
#3362Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#365Loudmouth Larry Lamprey120
#954M-2423
#1064Mad Train wine22
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#128Mariner's Friend cough drops5
#48Marquis de Poivre soda759
#119Maxwell's Silver Hammer24
#416McMillicancuddy's Special Lager3
#537Meleegraâ„¢ pills13
#778Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#432Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub92
#754Microplushie: Bropane5
#701Microplushie: Dorkonide2
#569Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid5
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#671Microplushie: Gothochondria6
#697Microplushie: Hippylase8
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#635Microplushie: Hobomosome5
#714Microplushie: Otakulone8
#719Microplushie: Raverdrine4
#587Microplushie: Sororitrate10
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#406Miniborg strangler1
#240Mohawk wig51
#185Mr. Haggis5
#1661Mr. Mediocrebar16
#34Ms. Accessory1
#633NPZR chemistry set1
#531Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#110Oil of Parrrlay32
#383Orcish baseball cap7
#244Orcish cargo shorts12
#250Orcish frat-paddle12
#308Orcish meat locker1
#554PADL Phone2
#617Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#314Pine-Fresh air freshener10
#100Polysniff Perfume6
#256Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#1865Rock Pops12
#648Rock and Roll Legend1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#821Schrödinger's thermos5
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#501Snow Queen Crown3
#152Space Tourist Phaser2
#159Space Tours Tripple5
#1027Spam Witch sammich2
#535Steal This Candy2
#101Swabbieâ„¢ swab51
#111T.U.R.D.S. Key8
#1255Tasty Fun Good rice candy11
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#219Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
#125Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste51
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#971Trollhouse cookies7
#101Tuesday's ruby33
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#844Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#1780Valentine4
#237WA1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#2045Yummy Tummy bean33
#204abandoned candy4
#1478abominable snowcone1
#469acid-squirting flower6
#359acoustic guitarrr10
#194actual reality goggles3
#283adder bladder30
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#173airblaster gun2
#174all-purpose cleaner58
🥇all-year sucker1
#329amulet of extreme plot significance45
#324ancient protein powder11
#52ancient turtle shell1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2610anniversary gift box1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#271ant hoe1
#1062anticheese1
#385antique greaves14
#386antique hand mirror6
#482antique helmet9
#231antique packet of ketchup7
#525antique shield7
#424antique spear12
#167armgun20
#238arrrgyle socks11
#403asparagus knife14
#703astral mushroom8
#727awful poetry journal73
#1853baby killer bee1
#7429badass belt1
#110badge of authority2
#710bag of Cheat-Os4
#504bag of lard2
#1109baggie of powdered sugar2
#1312ball3
#1031balloon monkey1
#525ballroom blintz2
#968bananagate1
#488bar skin17
#822barbed-wire fence2
#77bargain flash powder14
#575barrrnacle26
#605baseball4
#826bat guano2
#431batblade5
#1448battered Crimbo Crate2
#587beach glass bead2
#282beanbag chair1
#232beefy fish meat1
#673beer helmet1
#473beer lens3
#329beer-scented teddy bear1
#116beer-soaked mop7
#700beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#355begpwnia2
#690beholed bedsheet1
#55bellhop bell13
#206big bad voodoo mask3
#95big boom22
#116big bundle of chamoix2
#651big red clown nose5
#210big stick1
#215bilge wine102
#422bit-o-cactus5
#351black eyedrops2
#155black greaves21
#134black helmet27
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#474black pepper2
#191black picnic basket10
#550black pixel25
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#98black shield38
#189black snake skin47
#465black spot1
#147black sword26
#366black-and-blue light136
#123blackberry combat boots3
#122blackberry moccasins2
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#456bloody clown pants10
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#935blue pixel15
#371blue plasma ball129
#656blue plastic oyster egg7
#123blue shell1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#333blundarrrbus1
#428bone flute1
#199booty chest charrrm46
#981borg sock monkey1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#557bottle of Monsieur Bubble4
#150bottle of Mystic Shell6
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#324bottle of alcohol8
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#70bottle of black cat tonic15
#3679bottle of goofballs3
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#123bottle of sake10
#595bottle of sewage schnapps2
#1076bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1035bottle of tequila5
#1506bottle of whiskey1
#122bottled inspiration9
#71bowl of Bounty-Os2
#485bowl of cottage cheese30
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#363boxed champagne1
#1526brick11
#372brick of sand2
#963broken skull4
#501broken sword2
#110bronze handcuffs1
#267bronzed locust8
#293brown sugar cane14
#700bubbly potion5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#172bucket of honey11
#789buckyball5
#367bugbear beanie15
#325bugbear bungguard16
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#342bunch of square grapes9
#796bunny liver2
#288buoybottoms2
#364burnt flower2
#226bus pass1
#256cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#538cactus fruit1
#1325can of Binarrrca4
#351can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢1
#1106can of Red Minotaur1
#162can-can-in-a-can2
#679can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce13
#1280candied yams6
#2974candy cane5
#1029candy knuckles3
#176cannonball charrrm51
#292canopic jar15
#329cardboard katana1
#368cardboard wakizashi5
#605cast13
#274centipede eggs11
#115chain-mail monokini1
#56charrrm bracelet7
#207cheap studded belt278
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#727chef's hat5
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#577chloroform rag1
#206chocolate filthy lucre33
#141chocolate turtle totem3
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#431chopsticks7
#522chrome sword1
#2109chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#870cloudy potion2
#557clown shoes3
#195clown skin42
#205cob of corn1
#285cocktail napkin13
#393cocoa eggshell fragment150
#434coffin lid2
#390cold ninja mask7
#716comfy coffin1
#885commemorative war stein1
#650communications windchimes1
#486concentrated magicalness pill2
#220confusing LED clock4
#91cool mushroom31
#653cool whip2
#175copper ha'penny charrrm53
#389corn holder2
#443cornuthaum8
#790corpse on the beach6
#1424corpsedriver2
#1466corpsetini2
#259costume sword2
#76cotton candy bale3
#136cotton candy cone3
#96cotton candy pillow6
#97cotton candy plug3
#84cotton candy skoshe3
#1009cranberries4
#434cream pie1
#484cream stout2
#540creamsicle1
#113crotchety pants1
#114crowbar2
#245crowbarrr10
#111curmudgel13
#182cursed black pearl onion10
#285cursed bottle of black-label rum4
#405cursed bottle of rum2
#273cursed cannonball3
#171cursed dirty joke scroll10
#226cursed piece of thirteen4
#259cursed sea biscuit5
#269cursed voodoo skull4
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#1026daisy1
#286dance card6
#812dark potion3
#891dead guy's watch3
#510decaying goldfish liver3
#809decorative fountain1
#1368delicious salad6
#298demon skin37
#375denim axe1
#1032dense meat stack4
#59dental pliers1
#151deodorant22
#644desiccated apricot2
#154detective skull1
#547diamond-studded cane7
#596didgeridooka1
#256dire fudgesicle5
#483dirty hobo gloves32
#521disco ball57
#493disco mask57
#227dishrag2
#118disintegrating spiky collar4
#768disturbing fanfic71
#549divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#573divine champagne flute1
#1641doll house1
#1313dollhive2
#655donkey flipbook1
#87dope gangsta bling-bling11
#451drab sonata7
#364draggin' ball hat17
#177dragon snaps10
#226dreadlock whip5
#115drum machine77
#1676drywall axe2
#2103duct tape2
#45dueling banjo1
#126dueling turtle1
#228dungeoneer's dungarees5
#1051dusty Crimbo crate5
#1042dusty bottle of Marsala1
#931dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2
#1061dusty bottle of Port1
#904dwarf bread3
#138dwarvish magazine9
#472eXtreme mittens6
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#505eXtreme scarf4
#947effervescent potion1
#140electrical thingamabob102
#128elephant stinger4
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1391elven suicide capsule13
#466empty Cloaca-Cola bottle21
#343enchanted barbell4
#606enchanted bean1
#205enchanted eyepatch1
#1180encoder ring1
#256ennui-flavored potato chips200
#299enormous belt buckle10
#238enormous hoop earring5
#112escargotsicle4
#969evil golden arch1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#19expired can of franks 'n' beans2
#272exploding hacky-sack4
#200extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#901eye of newt2
#173eye of the Tiger-lily2
#298eyepatch25
#485f3d0r410
#1943facsimile dictionary1
#109fairy gravy boat10
#507fake blood2
#409fancy bath salts23
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#1535fancy chocolate car6
#2422fancy dress ball1
#186fat bottom quark10
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#714filthy corduroys3
#1012filthy lucre26
#470[2426]fire flower2
#430fire poi2
#170fish-liver oil132
#857fizzy potion2
#723flaming crutch3
#604flaming mushroom3
#440flaming talons12
#242flaregun61
#1610flashing novelty button1
#22flask of Amontillado12
#246flavored foot massage oil210
#136flimsy clipboard13
#267foam dart191
#232foam noodle5
#74foie gras33
#429foolscap fool's cap5
#347fortune cookie3
#578frayed rope belt1
#148freezerburned ice cube2
#235freshwater pearl necklace1
#742frigid fudgepuck1
#621frigid ninja stars26
#354frilly skirt10
#203frozen mushroom12
#347frozen nunchaku8
#3426fruitcake1
#119fruitfilm7
#150fudge bunny4
#1354fudgecule4
#696funky dried mushroom2
#356furry fur225
#3222fuzzy dice2
#446ga-ga radio3
#188gatorskin umbrella1
#121gauze hammock1
#777ghuol ears4
#1090ghuol egg3
#232giant cactus quill3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#415giant needle88
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#324gloomy black mushroom10
#214glowing red eye98
#657gnatwing2
#145gnatwing earring1
#600gnauga hide3
#491goat beard7
#303goatskin umbrella4
#517gob of wet hair15
#152gold lamé pants5
#692golden ring40
#604grapefruit3
#88grass clippings13
#184grassy cutlass6
#500grave robbing shovel1
#917green beer10
#941green clay bead2
#929green pixel10
#300gremlin juice6
#95gremlin mutagen4
#361grouchy restless spirit30
#4476grue egg2
#168grumpy old man charrrm24
#297grungy bandana2
#368grungy flannel shirt1
#347guano coffee cup4
#276guard turtle collar1
#130guard turtle shell21
#349guitar pick8
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#442gyroscope6
#164haggis socks5
#170haggis-infused soap5
#193haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis4
#351half-orchid2
#375halfberd1
#70handful of Laughing Willow bark3
#4017handful of confetti3
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#544handful of moss2
#352handful of nuts and berries2
#342handful of pine needles5
#505handful of sand16
#162handful of sawdust54
#475handsomeness potion2
#134happiness27
#241headhunter necktie2
#3382heart necklace1
#623heavy D42
#261heavy metal sonata2
#322heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr2
#225hedgeturtle1
#471helmet turtle90
#892hemp string1
#373henna tattoo1
#911herbal stuffing8
#1560herringcello10
#566hill of beans15
#319hippopotamus skin3
#549hippy medical kit1
#577hippy protest button1
#159home robotics kit2
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#165honey-dew2
#304honey-dipped locust8
#353hors d'oeuvre tray2
#407hot date8
#611hot katana blade10
#704hot wing33
#179huge pumpkin1
#408huge spoon3
#441hypodermic needle3
#1069iGoogly8
#171ice stein2
#1036ice-cold Sir Schlitz26
#101icicle katana1
#326icy katana hilt10
#425icy-hot katana1
#479infernal insoles4
#261inflatable duck6
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#691invisible bag1
#362irate sombrero5
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#1053jabañero-flavored chewing gum2
#212jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#532jawbruiser5
#41jingle bell1
#339jug-o-magicalness4
#467ketchup hound7
#1910killing feather22
#1897kneecapping stick1
#367knob bugle1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#303large box17
#736laser-broiled pear12
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#162lawnmower blade1
#1015lead necklace3
#202leaf of grass1
#257leather chaps11
#647leather mask3
#319leathery bat skin19
#342leathery cat skin22
#185leathery rat skin27
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#165leftovers of indeterminate origin16
#341leotarrrd5
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#382lesser grodulated violet2
#170letterman's jacket1
#73library card11
#1422licorice garrote2
#370licorice root10
#502lihc face6
#664lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum8
#969line2
#765lollipop stick10
#744loose teeth33
#538lowercase N10
#55lucky lighter1
#1623lucky rabbit's foot2
#251lump of coal1
#80machetito2
#399magicalness-in-a-can8
#142magicberry tablets9
#225magilaser blastercannon12
#196magnetic sculpture kit1
#677maiden wig1
#382maple leaf1
#611maple syrup4
#708mariachi G-string1
#198mariachi pants115
#334marionette collective2
#489marshmallow21
#865marzipan skull6
#949mauve paisley oyster egg3
#213mauve plastic oyster egg15
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#334mesh cap7
#562metallic A36
#287milk of magnesium2
#709milky potion5
#414mime soul fragment6
#605mind flayer corpse7
#610miner's helmet2
#602miner's pants2
#109misfit teddy bear1
#468mojo filter1
#1114monomolecular yo-yo16
#247mother's little helper16
#1340motivational poster1
#690moxie weed8
#377mullet wig3
#220mummy mask1
#827murky potion2
#614mylar scout drone8
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#1124nanite-infested candy cane9
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#406natural fennel soda3
#1125night-vision goggles1
#470ninja hot pants5
#423ninja mop3
#152not-a-pipe3
#2850obsidian dagger2
#285ocarina of space6
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#293off-white plastic oyster egg15
#70off-white polka-dot oyster egg32
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#48oily golden mushroom8
#184old school calculator watch2
#2073old sweatpants2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#2042oozenog2
#441opera mask1
#271orange and black Crimboween candy19
#1227orange candy heart1
#126orc wrist3
#200orcish hand lotion2
#109orcish nailing lube11
#141orcish rubber6
#614original G45
#1088oversized fish scaler5
#519oversized pipe2
#175oversized pizza cutter55
#1889oyster basket1
#130padded tortoise1
#979pail7
#161painted turtle1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#451palm frond8
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#988papaya1
#585party hat2
#1404passable elf mask3
#355pasta spoon75
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#172patent antipsychotics3
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1697penguin focaccia bread5
#1077penguin skin4
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#503perforated battle paddle2
#257personal massager103
#308personalized coffee mug229
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#538phonics down91
#635photoprotoneutron torpedo20
#1089pickle-flavored chewing gum2
#749picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#973piece of wedding cake2
#1004pink clay bead1
#120pirate brochure1
#221pirate pelvis14
#360pitchfork5
#465plastic guitar1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#206pointed stick5
#196pointy mushroom12
#74pointy red hat6
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#1183pool cue1
#1024portable photocopier1
#849potato sprout2
#615poutine2
#133powdered wig4
#263pregnant mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#910probability potion7
#1008procrastination potion4
#920puce paisley oyster egg3
#330puce plastic oyster egg11
#932puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#1079pulsing flesh3
#203pumpkin1
#778purple clay bead1
#212pygmy blowgun8
#250pygmy nose-bone3
#203pygmy pygment8
#177pygmy spear3
#285radium-flavored potato chips189
#420ram stick3
#86ratskin belt1
#421rave whistle2
#299ravioli hat103
#2228red paisley oyster egg1
#612red pixel7
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#639red striped oyster egg4
#231red wagon1
#484reinforced beaded headband2
#774reodorant1
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#358scroll of drastic healing200
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#208snapdragon pistil1
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#415soft green echo eyedrop antidote293
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#386tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
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#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
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#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
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#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
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#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
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#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
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#314tiny plastic trollipop1
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#211titanium assault umbrella57
#1476toast265
#1238tofurkey gravy6
#1611tofurkey leg4
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#71tomb ratchet20
#205toothbrush7
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#87turtle wax shield1
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#19turtlemail coif8
#23turtlemail hauberk8
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#388twitching claw11
#629unidentified jerky3
#1080unstable DNA34
#2530unstable laser battery10
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#458upsy daisy1
#1221useless powder21
#1027valuable trinket49
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#676vanilla-frosted king cake1
#147vial of The Glistening2
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#134viking helmet121
#236vinegar-soaked lemon slice70
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#665vorpal blade3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#586wang1
#92warm mushroom19
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#204whalebone corset2
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#416white sword8
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#816windchimes1
#261wintergreen-flavored potato chips184
#124witty rapier60
#430wolf mask40
#88wonderwall shield22
#223wool hat9
#77world's most unappetizing beverage1
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#590wreath of laurels1
#768wussiness potion5
#355yak skin1
#740yellow glowstick1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2
#1035yeti fur25
#171yohohoyo18

Wow, that's 14,853 items total!

what items are this player missing?