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aceatheart262

Rank	Item	Quantity
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#987	33398 scroll	3
#933	334 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#1213	Angry Farmer candy	21
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1375	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#343	Crimbo pie	6
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	Daffy Taffy	94
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	8
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	18
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#827	Knob Goblin pants	3
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#669	LED block	1
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1041	M-242	2
#1500	Mad Train wine	4
#308	Mae West	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#842	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#839	Mr. Mediocrebar	59
#287	Neuromancer	1
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#350	Orcish baseball cap	9
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#479	PADL Phone	5
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#904	Rock Pops	54
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#733	Spooky Surprise Egg	5
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#1318	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#875	Warm Subject gift certificate	6
#664	Yummy Tummy bean	296
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#97	abandoned candy	20
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#190	acoustic guitarrr	22
#143	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#236	anti-anti-antidote	13
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1204	awful poetry journal	15
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#122	bar whip	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#903	bat wing	2
#474	batblade	4
#1006	batgut	3
#1165	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#524	beach glass bead	3
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#408	beer bong	3
#254	beer goggles	1
#428	beer helmet	6
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#277	bejeweled pledge pin	17
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#687	bilge wine	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#403	black helmet	4
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#632	black pudding	1
#462	black shield	3
#851	black snake skin	1
#570	black sword	2
#800	blackberry	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#1129	blue pixel	4
#355	booty chest charrrm	15
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#931	bowl of cottage cheese	4
#585	box	12
#257	boxed champagne	4
#1046	boxed wine	4
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#963	broken skull	4
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#740	bubbly potion	4
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#276	bullet-proof corduroys	14
#1095	bum cheek	1
#87	buoybottoms	12
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#472	can of Swiller	2
#211	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#323	cannonball charrrm	17
#587	canopic jar	1
#428	canteen of wine	64
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#727	catgut	2
#1178	chaos butterfly	20
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#919	chef's hat	2
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#585	clown skin	5
#3274	club necklace	1
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#224	cocktail onion	3
#695	coconut shell	20
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#304	communications windchimes	21
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#864	cool whip	1
#153	copper ha'penny charrrm	58
#488	cornuthaum	6
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1027	corpsetini	4
#150	costume sword	5
#1242	cranberries	1
#376	cruelty-free wine	4
#389	cup of primitive beer	2
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#202	cursed cannonball	6
#245	cursed dirty joke scroll	5
#248	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#214	cursed voodoo skull	6
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#765	dark potion	4
#628	decorative fountain	3
#1795	delicious salad	1
#711	demon skin	4
#240	deodorant	12
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#329	didgeridooka	9
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#1361	disco ball	5
#1416	disco mask	3
#666	disease	8
#670	disembodied brain	2
#413	disintegrating quill pen	11
#497	displaced fish	4
#238	distressed denim pants	16
#1272	disturbing fanfic	12
#1640	doll house	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#649	dried face	2
#581	drum machine	3
#266	dry martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1926	duct tape	3
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#877	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#557	elven moonshine	18
#617	elven socks	7
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#692	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#317	energy drink IV	7
#977	ennui-flavored potato chips	4
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#86	enormous hoop earring	17
#969	evil golden arch	1
#733	eyepatch	4
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#610	fancy bath salts	8
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#314	fermenting powder	5
#655	ferret bait	1
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#435	fetid feather	12
#328	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	4
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#327	fire poi	5
#300	fish-liver oil	31
#635	fizzy potion	7
#811	flaming crutch	2
#461	flaming feather	15
#793	flaming talons	2
#783	flaregun	3
#468	flirtatious feather	9
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#348	fortune cookie	3
#211	frat brats	3
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#376	frightful feather	19
#901	frigid ninja stars	5
#470	frilly skirt	6
#402	frozen feather	20
#608	funky dried mushroom	4
#378	furniture dolly	3
#675	furry fur	56
#427	furry pants	1
#470	gas balloon	6
#777	ghuol ears	4
#945	ghuol egg	5
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#279	giant foam finger	8
#970	giant needle	5
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#132	gibson	1
#136	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#46	gilded ancient cursed key	6
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#738	glass of goat's milk	3
#20	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#589	gnatwing	3
#820	goat beard	1
#241	goatskin umbrella	6
#553	gob of wet hair	12
#152	gold lamé pants	5
#590	golden ring	41
#415	grapes	13
#103	grassy cutlass	12
#389	gray bow tie	18
#1109	green pixel	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#154	gremlin mutagen	2
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#155	grungy bandana	7
#871	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#450	handful of moss	4
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#750	handful of sand	4
#475	handful of sawdust	4
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#431	happiness	3
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#3382	heart necklace	1
#904	heavy D	9
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#630	hellion cube	4
#1690	helmet turtle	2
#180	hemp net	1
#562	hemp string	8
#327	henna face paint	2
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#749	herbs	5
#881	hill of beans	2
#376	hippy medical kit	5
#437	hippy protest button	3
#433	horizontal tango	1
#684	hot date	1
#788	hot katana blade	4
#605	huge spoon	1
#17	humming El Vibrato drone	1
#1434	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	7
#530	ice-cold fotie	29
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#577	inflatable duck	1
#408	inkwell	6
#691	invisible bag	1
#719	irradiated candy cane	6
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#326	keg shield	5
#623	ketchup hound	3
#310	kick-ass kicks	5
#1240	killing feather	37
#167	kiwi	19
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#552	knuckle sandwich	39
#145	kumquat	13
#507	large box	3
#2570	laser-broiled pear	8
#504	leather chaps	3
#896	leather mask	1
#639	leathery bat skin	3
#645	leathery cat skin	4
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#669	lihc face	3
#404	lime	22
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#859	line	8
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#782	linoleum ore	2
#776	little paper umbrella	18
#221	long pork	9
#900	loose teeth	18
#710	lowercase N	4
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#644	magical ice cubes	25
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#552	maiden wig	2
#310	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#879	mariachi pants	7
#535	martini	2
#1069	marzipan skull	3
#180	massive sitar	1
#378	meat engine	3
#766	meat stack	9
#1013	meat vortex	2
#471	megatofu	6
#271	melted Jell-o shot	7
#334	mesh cap	7
#1203	metallic A	1
#662	milky potion	7
#119	mimosette	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#609	miner's helmet	2
#785	miner's pants	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#197	mixed wildflower greens	4
#468	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#542	mother's little helper	2
#65	moxie magnet	2
#963	moxie weed	1
#654	mummy wrapping	6
#571	murky potion	9
#144	nanite-infested candy cane	104
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#593	old leather wallet	2
#81	one-winged stab bat	1
#1187	oozenog	4
#905	original G	8
#132	ornate ancient cursed chest	2
#51	ornate ancient cursed key	6
#1291	oversized fish scaler	4
#320	oversized pipe	13
#333	ovoid leather thing	3
#955	pack of KWE trading card	3
#1761	pail	1
#662	palm frond	2
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#757	papaya	6
#528	papaya sling	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#585	party hat	2
#1222	pasta spoon	4
#621	patchouli incense stick	9
#380	patent leather shoes	18
#108	peach pie	6
#94	pear tart	6
#336	penguin thesaurus	21
#399	perforated battle paddle	5
#841	phat turquoise bead	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#249	pie crust	4
#704	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#557	pile of jumping beans	2
#594	pink pony	1
#672	plot hole	61
#172	pointed stick	7
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#414	polyalloy shield	8
#1184	pool cue	1
#491	powdered organs	1
#810	pr0n legs	4
#935	probability potion	6
#790	procrastination potion	14
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#733	pulsing flesh	5
#273	pygmy blowgun	5
#183	pygmy nose-bone	5
#167	pygmy pygment	12
#175	pygmy spear	3
#120	rabbit punch	1
#1017	radium-flavored potato chips	4
#132	raspberry	16
#642	rat appendix	4
#304	rave whistle	9
#1080	ravioli hat	6
#700	razor-sharp can lid	7
#492	red pixel	13
#260	reinforced beaded headband	16
#518	reodorant	7
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#587	rigid carapace	8
#942	ring of aggravate monster	2
#376	ring of conflict	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1256	rogue swarmer	45
#1231	roll of toilet paper	27
#142	rolling pin	1
#366	round purple sunglasses	10
#854	royal jelly	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#1004	ruby W	1
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#679	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
#683	safarrri hat	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#854	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#447	sand dollar	1
#336	sangria	1
#1347	saucepan	5
#279	sausage bomb	4
#576	savoy truffle	1
#1479	sawblade fragment	38
#344	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	2
#588	screwdriver	1
#558	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#78	sea grease	1
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1187	seal-clubbing club	6
#859	seal-skull helmet	3
#210	set of jacks	1
#463	shingle	8
#226	shiny hood ornament	4
#2957	shiny ring	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#174	shot of peach schnapps	1
#167	shot of pear schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#319	silver tongue charrrm	17
#81	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#1067	skeleton bone	8
#668	skeleton key	4
#704	skewer	2
#546	slap and tickle	1
#82	slimy chest	1
#481	small box	3
#1014	smart skull	1
#734	smoky potion	4
#968	snake	2
#791	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3
#256	soda water	14
#839	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	47
#352	solid gold pegleg	9
#19	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
#972	sparkler	2
#3789	spectre scepter	1
#831	spices	6
#969	spider web	4
#552	spiked femur	3
#1154	spooky mushroom	12
#1002	spooky shrunken head	2
#278	spooky staff	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#749	stalk of asparagus	2
#817	star	6
#919	star chart	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#338	star key lime pie	1
#1416	stolen accordion	4
#323	stone baseball cap	1
#1112	stone of eXtreme power	3
#465	strawberry wine	1
#716	strongness elixir	1
#7820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#7826	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#6982	stuffed angry cow	3
#7832	stuffed astral badger	2
#8950	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#7694	stuffed cocoabo	2
#8925	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#8979	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8912	stuffed mind flayer	1
#8941	stuffed scary death orb	1
#3953	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#7049	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#6928	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	3
#7017	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	3
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#387	suntan lotion of moxiousness	10
#1239	super-spiky hair gel	2
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#663	swirly potion	6
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#663	taco shell	4
#1068	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	2
#351	tambourine	1
#574	tambourine bells	3
#225	tangarita	1
#147	tangerine	13
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#410	tattered scrap of paper	9
#1057	ten-leaf clover	2
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#610	tequila grenade	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#1048	thin black candle	26
#459	thistle wine	2
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1175	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#1768	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2198	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1777	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#1709	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#2163	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#2182	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#754	tomato	13
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#61	tonic water	53
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#2135	tree-eating kite	5
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#144	true grit	22
#515	tube of dread wax	2
#1477	turtle totem	4
#535	twitching claw	9
#479	uncooked chorizo	5
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#317	unstable DNA	165
#1545	unstable laser battery	35
#1809	useless powder	2
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#667	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#890	viking helmet	2
#602	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#744	wad of dough	15
#521	wad of tofu	4
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#358	war tongs	3
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#474	water wings	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#957	white chocolate chips	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#515	white satin pants	4
#581	white satin shield	1
#935	white snake skin	2
#853	white sword	1
#249	wicker shield	11
#814	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#915	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	6
#615	witch hat	1
#130	witty rapier	53
#587	wolf mask	18
#811	wooden stakes	1
#342	wool hat	4
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1447	yeti fur	5
#127	yohohoyo	29
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 4,095 items total!

what items are this player missing?