Museum :: Mathwega

Mathwega

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1115	1-ball	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2317	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2422	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1236	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1349	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1380	Crimbo fudge	1
#1364	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#1169	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#701	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1046	Go-Wassail	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1192	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#169	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#481	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#938	Ram's Face Lager	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#2657	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#318	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#1952	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#2958	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#360	agua de vida	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#619	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1017	ammonite fossil	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#146	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#498	antique packet of ketchup	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#572	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#488	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1101	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1194	astral mushroom	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#519	bacon bath ball	1
#2445	baconstone	1
#7432	badass belt	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1218	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#2043	ball	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1146	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#966	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2122	barrrnacle	1
#901	baseball	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#206	beer-soaked mop	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#211	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#380	bird rib	1
#73	bishop cookie	1
#1501	bit of clingfilm	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1044	black pixel	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#2664	black striped oyster egg	1
#725	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1227	blue pixel	1
#379	blue pixel potion	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#122	blue shell	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#944	bone chips	1
#428	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#712	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#91	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1058	box	1
#7446	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#231	breath mint	1
#2704	brick	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1382	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#93	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#336	bucket of honey	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#964	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#226	bus pass	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1108	can of Red Minotaur	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#1140	candied kobold	1
#2873	candied yams	1
#856	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#146	caret	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#688	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#145	charrrm bracelet	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#252	cheap wind-up clock	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#776	chewing gum on a string	1
#508	chintzy noodle ring	1
#116	chisel	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#504	chocolate bath ball	1
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#246	chocolate disco ball	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#821	chopsticks	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#55	coffee pixie stick	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#247	cold hi mein	1
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#1816	corpsedriver	1
#1809	corpsetini	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#539	creamsicle	1
#69	croquet hedgehog	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#199	crown-shaped beanie	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#586	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#583	decaying goldfish liver	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#91	delicious comfit?	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#590	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#1623	dill	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#343	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#783	dried face	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#466	dull fish scale	1
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#298	dusty left second rear claw	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
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