Museum :: Mathwega

Mathwega

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2314	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#171	Elvish delight	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1201	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#477	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#630	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#489	around the world	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#2044	ball	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#900	baseball	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#941	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
#378	bird rib	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#124	blue shell	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#945	bone chips	1
#428	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#229	breath mint	1
#2709	brick	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#336	bucket of honey	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#227	bus pass	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4788	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#147	caret	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#117	chisel	1
#578	chloroform rag	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#581	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#254	comfy pillow	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#162	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#986	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#133	dolphin whistle	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dragon snaps	1
#782	dried face	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#764	drum machine	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
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#1281	dwarf bread	1
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Wow, that's 1,714 items total!

what items are this player missing?