El Pollo Diablo

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#1491Angry Farmer candy10
#924Boris's ring1
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#754Crimbo pie1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#366Diet Cloaca Cola2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#607Gaia beads1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#686Lord of the Flies-sized fries5
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#756Meleegraâ„¢ pills6
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#612PADL Phone1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1319Tasty Fun Good rice candy10
#574Tiki lighter1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1029balloon monkey1
#900baseball1
#199beach glass necklace2
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
#475big rock1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#276brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings6
#910broken skull5
#745cannonball charrrm1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#798clown shoes1
#816clown skin1
#540cocktail napkin2
#597coffin lid1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#864cool whip1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#1025daisy1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#819disembodied brain1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#813drab sonata1
#782dried face1
#635drum machine2
#5138easter egg balloon1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#806f3d0r42
#905flaregun1
#69floorboard cruft19
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#1363furry fur2
#695gearbox necklace1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#564giant foam finger1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#196gilded ancient cursed chest1
#1109glowing red eye1
#769gnoll lips1
#508gnoll teeth5
#821goat beard1
#728gob of wet hair3
#167golden twig1
#549grog1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#870guitar pick1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#563handful of sawdust2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#647happiness1
#1241herb brownies1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#606huge spoon1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#669inkwell1
#908ketchup hound1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#1007lihc eye1
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#975loose teeth13
#912lowercase N1
#386magic lamp1
#387magnifying glass1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1323marzipan skull1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1042meat stack1
#1204metallic A1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#430mother's little helper5
#600mullet wig1
#218mummy mask1
#628ninja mop1
#262nothing-in-the-box1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#618oversized pipe1
#1761pail1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#1281plot hole1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#914pool cue2
#812potted cactus1
#248powdered organs10
#1187procrastination potion1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#222pygmy pygment6
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1431[2108]rock1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#442scorpion whip1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#1213scroll of drastic healing2
#680shingle2
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#1272skeleton bone3
#182skewered cat appendix1
#627solid gold pegleg2
#1892spooky length of string1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#682spork1
#1825stolen accordion1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#766sucky decal1
#207superamplified boom box1
#351tambourine1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#1700tiny house1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#1791turtle totem1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#567witty rapier1
#1245wolf mask1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2

Wow, that's 318 items total!

what items are this player missing?