Museum :: StaffordMeister

StaffordMeister

Rank	Item	Quantity
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#912	1-ball	3
#327	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	25
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#364	30669 scroll	23
#374	33398 scroll	48
#217	334 scroll	31
#599	4-ball	6
#141	4-d camera	1
#170	4-dimensional guitar	12
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#879	5-ball	3
#603	6-ball	6
#262	64067 scroll	1
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#966	8-ball	13
#626	9-ball	1
#137	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	9
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#131	Alewife™ Ale	12
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#174	BRICKO eye brick	332
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#5	BRICKO python	23
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#74	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	9
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#459	Black No. 2	8
#42	Blackfly Chardonnay	295
#57	Blatantly Canadian	166
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#426	Blood Light	6
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#924	Boris's ring	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#20	C.H.U.M. knife	29
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#90	CRIMBCO scrip	4,045
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#138	CSA cheerfulness ration	19
#126	CSA discount card	25
#294	CSA fire-starting kit	26
#142	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	18
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#66	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	13
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#55	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	39
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#821	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#190	Crimbo pie	15
#64	Crimbo wreath	9
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#235	Divine	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#1241	Dyspepsi-Cola	21
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#24	Earring of Fire	3
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#116	Ent cider	129
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#214	Frat Army FGF	20
🥇	French slippers	1
#93	Frogade	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#122	Game Grid ticket	77
#264	Game Grid token	1
#107	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	19
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#254	Genalen™ Bottle	8
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#252	Gnollish toolbox	19
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#38	Go-Wassail	563
#739	Goodfella contract	8
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#73	Hatorade	5
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#338	Hollandaise helmet	6
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#302	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
#1179	Imp Ale	34
#68	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	14
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#666	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	7
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#468	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#235	Knob Goblin firecracker	99
#281	Knob Goblin harem pants	15
#311	Knob Goblin harem veil	12
#269	Knob Goblin love potion	51
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#201	Knob Goblin pants	78
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#209	Knob Goblin scimitar	71
#436	Knob Goblin seltzer	19
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#485	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#462	Knob Goblin superseltzer	7
#244	Knob Goblin tongs	74
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#162	Knob pasty	3
#521	Knob sausage	3
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#45	Lobos Mints	19
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#253	M-242	49
#289	Mad Train wine	368
#224	Mae West	3
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#264	Meat detector	2
#645	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#42	Mer-kin cheatsheet	4
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#66	Mer-kin fastjuice	11
#95	Mer-kin foodbucket	9
#83	Mer-kin healscroll	11
#75	Mer-kin hidepaint	6
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#62	Mer-kin pressureglobe	5
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#57	Mer-kin sneakmask	6
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#116	Mer-kin thingpouch	4
#51	Mer-kin wordquiz	2
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#257	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	252
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#295	Monstar energy beverage	16
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#705	Mountain Stream soda	8
#25	Mr. Joe's bangles	28
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#69	Muschat	2
#83	ND	3
#239	NG	4
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#226	Neuromancer	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#257	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#443	PADL Phone	7
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#138	Pine-Fresh air freshener	27
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#527	Red Rover BB gun	4
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#123	Schrödinger's thermos	264
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#697	Spam Witch sammich	15
#123	Spooky Surprise Egg	149
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#234	Summer Nights	5
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#401	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#324	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#238	The Joy of Wassailing	14
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#42	The Ring	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#168	Tiger-lily's milk	10
#113	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	55
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#1093	Trollhouse cookies	4
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#434	Typical Tavern swill	7
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#44	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	515
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#214	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	16
#153	Uncle Romulus	9
#10	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#17	Unspeakable Earring	3
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#174	WA	2
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#82	Wolfman Nardz	22
#87	X-37 gun	2
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#98	Ye Olde Meade	11
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#245	Ze™ goggles	3
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#76	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	29
#221	a butt tuba	4
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#354	adder bladder	18
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#165	airblaster gun	3
#398	all-purpose cleaner	9
#622	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#507	ammonite fossil	8
#119	amulet of extreme plot significance	145
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#458	ancient spice	2
#113	ancient stone fist	13
#132	ancient stone head	7
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#535	ant agonist	2
#270	ant hoe	1
#193	anti-anti-antidote	23
#766	anticheese	3
#218	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	8
#140	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#323	antique greaves	20
#359	antique helmet	17
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#389	antique record album	7
#303	antique shield	24
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#406	antique spear	14
#485	armgun	1
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#317	asbestos ore	21
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#345	asparagus knife	19
#769	aspirin	1
#177	asshat	15
#893	astral mushroom	4
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#249	awful poetry journal	603
#860	baby killer bee	9
#1715	baconstone	3
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#55	baconstone earring	3
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#4170	badass belt	8
#133	bag of Cheat-Os	121
#287	bag of lard	4
#38	balaclava	38
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#118	balloon sword	4
#1147	banana	1
#206	banana peel	26
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#864	bananagate	2
#314	bar skin	37
#120	barbed-wire fence	77
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#496	barrrnacle	31
#367	barskin hat	1
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#98	barskin tent	3
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#606	baseball	4
#151	basic meat spork	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#543	bat wing	13
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#396	batblade	6
#400	batgut	60
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#720	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#105	beach glass bead	72
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#126	bed of coals	6
#127	beefy fish meat	5
#495	beer bomb	23
#572	beer bong	1
#361	beer helmet	9
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#154	begpwnia	38
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#418	bejeweled cufflinks	10
#399	bejeweled pledge pin	8
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#44	bewitching boots	1
#19	bezoar ring	2
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#244	big bass drum	4
#89	big bundle of chamoix	3
#297	big red clown nose	23
#210	big stick	1
#431	bilge wine	21
#201	bindlestocking	13
#159	bird rib	11
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#356	bite-me-red lipstick	35
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#589	black & tan	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#328	black forest ham	5
#266	black greaves	9
#470	black helmet	3
#176	black kettle drum	6
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#394	black pension check	6
#373	black pepper	4
#461	black picnic basket	1
#324	black pixel	73
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#522	black pudding	2
#304	black shield	7
#421	black snake skin	10
#813	black snowcone	1
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#330	black sword	7
#479	black-and-blue light	73
#372	blackberry	18
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#80	blank prescription sheet	2
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#51	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	71
#1654	blood flower	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#248	bloody clown pants	26
#826	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1014	blue pixel	10
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#466	blue plasma ball	79
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#154	blue striped oyster egg	24
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#141	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
#123	blundarrrbus	5
#242	boilermaker	1
#87	bone collar	4
#207	bone flute	7
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#571	booty chest charrrm	4
#60	borrowed time	11
#199	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#283	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#35	bottle of Ooze-O	62
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#325	bottle of alcohol	8
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#356	bottle of gin	53
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#40	bottle of melodramamine	5
#46	bottle of peppermint schnapps	5
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#328	bottle of rum	174
#226	bottle of sake	3
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#174	bottle of tequila	214
#265	bottle of vodka	92
#411	bottle of whiskey	80
#65	bottled inspiration	25
#210	boulder	10
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#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#7	throbbing rage gland	22
#326	throwing bone	1
#55	throwing wrench	37
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#71	time halo	7
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#51	tiny bindle	1
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#96	tiny fly glasses	3
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#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#121	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	5
#865	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	9
#597	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	7
#854	tiny plastic Axe Wound	9
#962	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#34	tiny plastic Big Candy	7
#842	tiny plastic Black Knight	9
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#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#591	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	7
#3347	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#148	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
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#584	tiny plastic Father McGruber	7
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#42	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	7
#586	tiny plastic G Imp	12
#1488	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
#828	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	9
#684	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	6
#667	tiny plastic Hellion	11
#835	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	9
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#569	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	8
#1054	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	7
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
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#927	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#342	tiny plastic Queen Bee	7
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#850	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#932	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	8
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#1741	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#482	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#1226	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#45	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	7
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1258	tiny plastic angry bugbear	6
#2259	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#1240	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#1070	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#1241	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#2251	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#605	tiny plastic batbugbear	7
#805	tiny plastic beanbat	9
#858	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#652	tiny plastic beebee gunners	6
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#488	tiny plastic blazing bat	9
#2245	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	8
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#923	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#667	tiny plastic cavebugbear	6
#333	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#2185	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
#34	tiny plastic colollilossus	7
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#828	tiny plastic cubist bull	9
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#1452	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#1058	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	7
#1086	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	7
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#1069	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#2848	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#3957	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#1710	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#696	tiny plastic hermit	7
#1515	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#2201	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#922	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#2242	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#1815	tiny plastic mosquito	10
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#2039	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#857	tiny plastic scary clown	9
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#587	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	12
#2035	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#856	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#2846	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#487	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
#723	tiny plastic topiary golem	10
#38	tiny plastic trollipop	7
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#930	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	8
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#541	tiny plastic zmobie	13
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#188	tiny slimy cyst	4
#205	tip jar	6
#468	tires	11
#429	titanium assault umbrella	17
#1635	toast	200
#123	toast with jam	1
#138	tofu casserole	12
#133	tofu taco	1
#332	tofurkey gravy	26
#287	tofurkey leg	29
#649	tomato	23
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#1404	tooth	1
#915	toothsome rock	10
#1064	top	4
#667	torn hellseal sinew	2
#37	torquoise ring	1
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#1841	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1072	toy jet pack	5
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#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#670	trilobite fossil	4
#384	tropical orchid	4
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#347	true grit	5
#280	tube of dread wax	11
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#165	tube sock	3
#781	turtle totem	31
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#354	twinkly nuggets	10
#261	twinkly powder	15
#175	twinkly wad	1,932
#1649	twitching claw	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#73	ultrafondue	2
#116	unbearable light	1
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#30	underwater slingshot	38
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#1049	unstable DNA	36
#439	urinal cake	3
#1514	useless powder	8
#1205	valuable trinket	33
#184	vampire collar	11
#24	vampire pearl earring	2
#19	vampire pearl necklace	2
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#36	velcro boots	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#226	viking helmet	71
#8	villainous scythe	1
#485	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	7
#27	vinyl boots	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#135	vodka stratocaster	5
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#519	vorpal blade	6
#176	wad of cotton	17
#384	wad of dough	105
#127	wad of slimy rags	7
#313	wad of tofu	14
#280	walrus-tusk earring	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#407	war tongs	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#668	water pipe bomb	17
#141	water purification pills	24
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#99	whalebone corset	11
#318	whisker pencil	20
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#569	white Canadian	3
#903	white balloon	1
#806	white candy heart	6
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#401	white chocolate chips	21
#1031	white class ring	1
#74	white collar	29
#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#1104	white lightning	1
#507	white picket fence	5
#468	white pixel	40
#232	white rice	7
#157	white satin pants	32
#344	white satin shield	4
#613	white snake skin	10
#208	white sword	27
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#149	windchimes	82
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#309	witty rapier	9
#27	wok lobster	8
#1245	wolf mask	1
#26	wolfman mask	259
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#44	wooden axe	29
#391	wooden stakes	6
#343	wool hat	4
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#347	worn tophat	3
#544	worthless gewgaw	5
#511	worthless knick-knack	9
#651	worthless trinket	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#322	wussiness potion	46
#176	yak anorak	1
#280	yak skin	2
#118	yak whip	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#237	yellow brick road	3
#745	yellow candy heart	14
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#89	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	19
#1161	yellow snowcone	18
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#897	yeti fur	41
🥇	yield shield	1
#281	yohohoyo	8
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 47,464 items total!

what items are this player missing?