| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #417 | 1-ball | 11 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #246 | 2-ball | 22 |
| #201 | 3-ball | 33 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #168 | 4-ball | 44 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #137 | 5-ball | 55 |
| #115 | 6-ball | 66 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #110 | 7-ball | 77 |
| #321 | 8-ball | 88 |
| #35 | 9-ball | 99 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2941 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #9 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion rollerblades | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Shirt | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #171 | book of matches | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
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| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
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| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
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| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
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| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
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| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
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| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
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| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
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| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
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| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
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| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
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| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #47 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
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| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
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| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
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| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #21 | kobold treasure hoard | 1 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
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| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
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| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
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| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
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| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
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| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
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| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
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| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
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| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
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| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #74 | pickled egg | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #17 | pirate zombie head | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
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| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #41 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
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| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
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| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
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| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
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| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
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| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
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| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
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| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
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| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
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| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
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| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | smiley-face sticker | 2,299 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| 🥈 | stinky cheese wheel | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #36 | sweat socks | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #148 | tasty louse | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #340 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #5 | tube sock | 123 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #149 | vinyl ore | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #188 | warbear requisition box | 20 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #46 | wool sock | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |