Museum :: Chasing

Chasing

Rank	Item	Quantity
#34	"Humorous" T-shirt	9
#461	1-ball	10
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#309	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
#387	2-ball	11
#50	25-meat staff	7
#409	3-ball	11
#600	30669 scroll	8
#404	33398 scroll	41
#933	334 scroll	1
#380	4-ball	12
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#326	5-ball	15
#603	6-ball	6
#97	64067 scroll	7
#320	668 scroll	2
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#654	7-ball	6
#483	8-ball	49
#401	9-ball	2
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#319	Amulet of Yendor	74
#472	Angry Farmer candy	185
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#10	Black No. 2	12,209
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#1418	Boss Bat britches	7
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#95	Cherry Cloaca Cola	23
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#246	Cloaca grenade	70
#164	Cloaca-Cola	255
#98	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	34
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#209	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	14
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#147	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	5
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#292	Crimboween memo	30
#332	Crown of the Goblin King	71
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#17	Deactivated O. A. F.	29
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#235	Divine	2
#316	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#173	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	75
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#150	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#66	Dramatic™ range	29
#881	Drowsy Sword	17
#414	Dyspepsi grenade	32
#395	Dyspepsi-Cola	164
#179	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	16
#57	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	31
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	29
#112	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	36
#64	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	25
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#206	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	16
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#160	Elmley shades	7
#478	Ent cider	13
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#414	Feynman gate	25
#200	Frat Army FGF	23
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#290	Gaia beads	9
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#605	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#157	Gnollish casserole dish	6
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#191	Gnollish pie tin	24
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#381	Gnollish toolbox	9
#888	Goodfella contract	3
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#32	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	182
#132	Hatorade	1
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#154	Hell broth	1
#147	Hell ramen	41
#279	Hippy Army MPE	19
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#129	Iiti Kitty phone charm	33
#339	Imp Ale	595
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#153	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#406	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	19
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#39	Knob Goblin elite helm	161
#48	Knob Goblin elite pants	138
#40	Knob Goblin elite polearm	154
#314	Knob Goblin elite shirt	23
#162	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#336	Knob Goblin firecracker	54
#103	Knob Goblin harem pants	70
#91	Knob Goblin harem veil	74
#127	Knob Goblin learning pill	3
#138	Knob Goblin love potion	114
#26	Knob Goblin melon baller	217
#132	Knob Goblin nasal spray	6
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#82	Knob Goblin perfume	52
#90	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	25
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#93	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	4
#325	Knob Goblin spatula	22
#115	Knob Goblin steroids	128
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
#141	Knob Goblin visor	57
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#67	Knob lo mein	8
#236	Knob mushroom	44
#128	Knob sausage	97
#62	Knob sausage stir-fry	6
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#254	Knob stuffed shells	3
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#237	Knoll mushroom	54
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#53	Knoll stir-fry	7
#200	Lockenstock™ sandals	16
#1360	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	17
#438	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#279	Lucky Surprise Egg	20
#186	MSG	2
#173	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#390	Mad Train wine	251
#153	Mae West	9
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#56	Manetwich	17
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#163	Meat detector	4
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#698	Meleegra™ pills	8
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	156
#67	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	5
#764	Mob Penguin cellular phone	20
#182	Mohawk wig	71
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#312	Monstar energy beverage	13
#583	Mountain Stream soda	15
#1364	Mr. Mediocrebar	26
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#38	Mylar balloon	11
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#144	Necrotelicomnicon	5
#228	Neuromancer	2
#237	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#163	Now and Earlier	30
#196	Oil of Parrrlay	12
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#290	Orcish baseball cap	11
#341	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#173	PADL Phone	78
#2364	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Penultimate Fantasy chest	4,427
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#195	Pine-Fresh air freshener	18
#17	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	32
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#51	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	27
#60	Raggedy Hippy doll	10
#555	Ram's Face Lager	19
#126	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#101	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#378	Rock Pops	135
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1611	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#927	Senior Mints	3
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#100	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	13
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#331	Spam Witch sammich	109
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#692	Spooky Surprise Egg	7
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#774	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#384	Supernova Champagne	9
#231	Swabbie™ swab	13
#329	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	173
#281	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	12
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#292	Trollhouse cookies	145
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#260	Tuesday's ruby	9
#607	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#724	Valentine	24
#27	Valentine's Day cake	11
#29	Venus flytrap	11
#174	WA	2
#257	Wand of Nagamar	22
#687	Warm Subject gift certificate	20
#174	White Citadel burger	15
#132	White Citadel fries	11
#1101	Wint-O-Fresh mint	7
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#366	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#1726	Yummy Tummy bean	60
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#223	a little sump'm sump'm	13
#352	abominable snowcone	38
#330	accidental cider	3
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#301	adder bladder	25
#296	all-purpose cleaner	18
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#47	alpha-mail pants	4
#624	alphabet gum	1
#295	amulet of extreme plot significance	52
#113	ancient Magi-Wipes	113
#191	ancient frozen dinner	12
#178	ancient protein powder	37
#277	ancient spice	8
#2949	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#279	ancient vinyl coin purse	13
#53	angel-food cake	1
#103	anniversary balloon	12
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#189	annoying pitchfork	14
#217	ant agonist	15
#128	ant pick	3
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#140	ant rake	3
#166	ant sickle	2
#253	anti-anti-antidote	11
#105	anticheese	133
#86	antique greaves	136
#41	antique hand mirror	453
#79	antique helmet	142
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#79	antique shield	144
#89	antique spear	146
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#28	arrow'd heart balloon	13
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#196	asbestos apron	6
#59	asbestos crossbow	11
#112	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#500	asbestos ore	11
#95	asbestos staff	6
#108	asbestos stick	2
#88	asbestos sword	8
#422	asparagus knife	13
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#306	aspirin	3
#344	asshat	4
#35	astral badger	2
#495	astral mushroom	15
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#63	attention spanner	3
#64	automatic catapult	2
#521	awful poetry journal	149
#78	bätzle	37
#1049	baby killer bee	6
#183	babycakes	1
#368	baconstone	22
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#262	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#728	badass belt	70
#86	badger badge	2
#710	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#431	bag of airline peanuts	71
#753	bag of lard	1
#294	balaclava	2
#243	balaclava baklava	12
#471	ball	13
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#200	balloon monkey	9
#312	balloon sword	1
#154	ballroom blintz	44
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#1147	banana	1
#195	banana peel	28
#119	banjo strings	3
#264	bar skin	49
#57	bar whip	2
#542	barbed-wire fence	7
#498	barrrnacle	31
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#126	barskin hat	5
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#458	baseball	8
#79	basic meat crossbow	2
#98	basic meat fez	1
#72	basic meat helmet	4
#47	basic meat kilt	3
#60	basic meat pants	5
#40	basic meat skirt	4
#151	basic meat spork	1
#36	basic meat staff	7
#92	basic meat sword	3
#335	bat guano	37
#170	bat haggis	2
#77	bat whip	1
#229	bat wing	76
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#174	batblade	23
#417	batgut	56
#141	battered hubcap	3
#361	beach glass bead	9
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#326	beer bomb	77
#154	beer bong	26
#112	beer cartilage	3
#254	beer goggles	1
#159	beer helmet	49
#280	beer lens	9
#398	beertini	4
#416	begpwnia	1
#49	bejeweled accordion strap	5
#165	bejeweled pledge pin	50
#100	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#243	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#417	big red clown nose	13
#214	big rock	6
#131	big stick	3
#117	bigger stick	1
#656	bilge wine	4
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#320	bit-o-cactus	10
#276	black & tan	8
#435	black candy heart	16
#203	black cherry soda	1
#29	black cowboy hat	4
#162	black eyedrops	5
#189	black facepaint	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#450	black forest ham	2
#341	black greaves	6
#404	black helmet	4
#69	black lotus	2
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#610	black pension check	1
#473	black pepper	2
#257	black picnic basket	6
#78	black pixel	735
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#336	black pudding	6
#131	black sheepskin diploma	2
#399	black shield	4
#338	black snake skin	15
#197	black snowcone	19
#465	black spot	1
#128	black striped oyster egg	30
#390	black sword	5
#90	black velvet box	10
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#279	blackberry	38
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#204	blood flower	52
#55	blood of the Wereseal	44
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#130	bloody beer	322
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#167	bloody mary	13
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#15	blue pixel	17,602
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#880	blue plasma ball	2
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#157	blue snowcone	122
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#243	boilermaker	1
#142	bone collar	2
#146	bone rattle	17
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#224	borg sock monkey	10
#134	boring spaghetti	5
#139	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	18
#153	bottle of Definit	14
#110	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	29
#248	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5
#230	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	7
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#66	bottle of Pinot Renoir	26
#95	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	11
#209	bottle of alcohol	18
#4	bottle of black cat tonic	4,812
#408	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#139	bottle of gin	283
#1174	bottle of goofballs	21
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#166	bottle of popskull	15
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#196	bottle of rum	401
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#137	bottle of tequila	293
#163	bottle of vodka	201
#142	bottle of whiskey	421
#128	bottle opener belt buckle	40
#12	bottled green pixie	3
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#436	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#567	bowl of cottage cheese	21
#111	bowl of lucky charms	7
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#132	box	129
#667	box of sunshine	469
#203	boxed champagne	9
#176	boxed wine	207
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#168	brains casserole	2
#95	brainy skull	6
#174	brass stinger	3
#376	brick	103
#320	briefcase	16
#1080	brine	6
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#414	broken skull	40
#45	broken sword	147
#175	bronze breastplate	10
#138	bronzed locust	19
#293	brown sugar cane	14
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#356	bubbly potion	32
#177	buckler buckle	2
#59	buffalo blade	2
#247	bugbear beanie	29
#343	bugbear bungguard	15
#152	bullet-proof corduroys	47
#271	bum cheek	76
#444	bunch of square grapes	4
#161	bungle in the jungle	9
#206	buoybottoms	4
#161	burnt flower	67
#289	cactus fruit	6
#13	caipifruta	39
#106	calavera concertina	2
#196	calle de miel	9
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#37	can cannon	2
#119	can of Binarrrca	90
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#554	can of Swiller	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#14	can of fake snow	11
#401	can of maces	2
#494	can of spinach	4
#76	can of starch	3
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#595	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#558	candied kobold	5
#601	candied yams	15
#427	candy brain	7
#340	candy cane	109
#353	candy stake	16
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#138	canopic jar	87
#365	capacitor relay	32
#577	carbon nanotube frame	18
#423	carbonated soy milk	4
#227	carbonated water lily	26
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#101	cardboard katana	7
#273	cardboard ore	7
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#295	cardboard wakizashi	8
#83	carob brownies	4
#77	carob cannon	1
#286	carob chunk cookies	8
#377	carob chunk noodles	4
#418	carob chunks	8
#216	casino pass	16
#242	cast	104
#185	cat appendix	28
#266	catgut	33
#153	catgut taco	2
#38	catskin buckler	3
#169	catsup	1
#230	centipede eggs	15
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#573	chaos butterfly	189
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#413	chef's hat	19
#172	cherry	40
#127	cherry pie	7
#133	chewing gum on a string	143
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#28	chintzy saucepan earring	80
#13	chintzy seal pendant	170
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#117	chisel	1
#235	chloroform rag	16
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#179	chopsticks	29
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#86	chorizo taco	87
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#307	chrome ore	18
#80	chrome staff	7
#75	chrome sword	10
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#418	clay peace-sign bead	5
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#62	clockwork maid	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#20	clockwork sheet	5
#114	clockwork sphere	2
#65	clockwork spine	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#479	cloudy potion	16
#344	clown hammer	85
#343	clown shoes	8
#508	clown skin	8
#115	clown whip	1
#112	clown wig	2
#159	clownskin belt	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1027	club necklace	7
#205	cob of corn	1
#15	cocktail napkin	781
#99	cocktail onion	23
#115	cocoa egg	140
#248	cocoa eggshell fragment	331
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#457	coconut shell	79
#128	coffin lid	13
#441	cog	58
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#199	cold hi mein	2
#134	cold ninja mask	30
#255	cold nuggets	4
#99	cold powder	11
#327	cold wad	2
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#43	yakskin kilt	2
#106	yakskin pants	1
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#46	ye olde golde frontes	5
#222	yellow brick road	4
#406	yellow candy heart	89
#1801	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#882	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#326	yellow snowcone	103
#1062	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#611	yeti fur	121
#257	yo-yo	120
#606	yohohoyo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 165,941 items total!

what items are this player missing?