| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #42 | Alice's Army Bowman | 21 |
| #42 | Alice's Army Cleric | 19 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Coward | 19 |
| #49 | Alice's Army Dervish | 6 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 14 |
| #46 | Alice's Army Horseman | 15 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 23 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Martyr | 4 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #107 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #45 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 34 |
| #41 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 37 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #53 | Comet Drop | 2 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #261 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 23 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm key | 7 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #126 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #114 | Frosty's frosty mug | 16 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #51 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #146 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #270 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #179 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #670 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #98 | antimatter wad | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #149 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
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| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
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| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
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| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
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| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #43 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 36 |
| #32 | can of Drooling Monk | 6 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #34 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #69 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 14 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #167 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #117 | corrupted data | 207 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #23 | crappy camera | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 2 |
| #34 | cuppa Voraci tea | 2 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #138 | d20 | 1 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #126 | d8 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #59 | demon buckler | 2 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #70 | essential tofu | 2 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #277 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #15 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 4 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #27 | fossilized baboon skull | 21 |
| #20 | fossilized bat skull | 29 |
| #67 | fossilized demon skull | 9 |
| #44 | fossilized limb | 233 |
| #49 | fossilized serpent skull | 16 |
| #56 | fossilized spider skull | 10 |
| #78 | fossilized spike | 60 |
| #32 | fossilized spine | 60 |
| #52 | fossilized torso | 116 |
| #37 | fossilized wing | 105 |
| #28 | fossilized wyrm skull | 29 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #48 | furry kilt | 2 |
| #262 | furry pants | 2 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #49 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #40 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #130 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #109 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | humble pie | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #395 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 7 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #220 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 10 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #56 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #140 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #125 | magical pony: Uniquity | 25 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #69 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #137 | protein paste | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #150 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #36 | scissor duck | 3 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #39 | scroll case | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
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| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
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| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
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| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
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| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
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| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
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| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 6 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 7 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
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| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 7 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
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| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
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| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #189 | topiary nugglet | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #80 | transdermal smoke patch | 2 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #50 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 19 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
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| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
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| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
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| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
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| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
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| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
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| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
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| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #78 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
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| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
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| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
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| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
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| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
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| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
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| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
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| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
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| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
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| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
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| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #175 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
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| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
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| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
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