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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
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| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
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| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
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| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
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| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
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| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
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| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
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| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
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| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
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| #271 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
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| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
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| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
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| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
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| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
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| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
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| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #70 | Junk-Bond | 2 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
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| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
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| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
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| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
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| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #97 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
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| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #350 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #41 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
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| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #263 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #57 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
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| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
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| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
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| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
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| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
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| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
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| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
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| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
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| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
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| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
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| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
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| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
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| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
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| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #24 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
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| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #23 | fiberglass insulation | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
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| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
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| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #78 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #34 | flagellate soup | 2 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
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| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
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| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
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| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
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| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #100 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #302 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #59 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #273 | golden ring | 80 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #38 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #514 | green clay bead | 12 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #38 | grubby wool | 1 |
| #19 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #139 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #214 | half-sized guitar | 3 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #566 | handful of sand | 11 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #33 | hardening cream | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #532 | hellseal claw | 2 |
| #504 | hellseal whisker | 2 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #250 | hippy bongo | 2 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #45 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #137 | imitation White Russian | 3 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2096 | killing feather | 16 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #331 | kiwi | 2 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #302 | laser-broiled pear | 26 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #54 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #30 | lip soup | 2 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #42 | loose purse strings | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #117 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | maid head | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #30 | marshroom | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
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| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
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| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #154 | one pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
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| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
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| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
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| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
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| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
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| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
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| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
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| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
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| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
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| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
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| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
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| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #41 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
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| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #34 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #33 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #476 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #189 | red button | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #77 | red foxglove | 2 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #90 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #92 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #160 | robot grease | 1 |
| #260 | robotronic egg | 93 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #1334 | roll of toilet paper | 22 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #128 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #102 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #317 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #155 | seaweed | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #50 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #18 | shadow candy | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #119 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #64 | shoe ad T-shirt | 2 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #128 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #143 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #109 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #102 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #236 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #155 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #174 | soap knife | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #35 | spant chitin | 1 |
| #36 | spant tendon | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #35 | sparkling orb | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #144 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #157 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #459 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #84 | spooky hockey mask | 14 |
| #160 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #38 | spooky shrunken head | 504 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #94 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #104 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
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