Museum :: poorlydrawnman

poorlydrawnman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#206	"DRINK ME" potion	136
#51	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	16
#80	"meat" stick	5
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#186	1-ball	40
#327	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	25
#166	2-ball	43
#1457	3-ball	1
#341	30669 scroll	25
#445	33398 scroll	34
#227	334 scroll	30
#148	4-ball	53
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#176	5-ball	39
#183	6-ball	37
#262	64067 scroll	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#180	7-ball	44
#214	8-ball	165
#626	9-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#124	Alewife™ Ale	13
#430	Angry Farmer candy	219
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
🥈	Ax of L'rose	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#371	BRICKO brick	24
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO hat	4
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#60	BROS Energy Drink	3
#269	BURT	102
#48	Battlie Light Saver	44
#64	Ben-Gal™ Balm	80
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#34	Black Body™ spray	21
#126	Black No. 2	98
#147	Blackfly Chardonnay	44
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#887	Bonerdagon necklace	11
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#25	Bowl of Scorpions	73
#42	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#48	Claybender glasses	16
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#796	Cloaca grenade	14
#702	Cloaca-Cola	36
#117	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	20
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#77	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	18
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#103	Cold Hots candy	177
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#202	Crimbo candied pecan	84
#233	Crimbo fudge	74
#228	Crimbo peppermint bark	68
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#2034	Crimbuck	35
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#55	DUFRESNE Suds	159
#191	Daffy Taffy	173
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#98	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	67
#281	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	33
#23	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	20
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#279	Drowsy Sword	69
#40	Duskwalker syringe	49
#71	Dweebisol™ inhaler	3
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#760	Dyspepsi-Cola	70
#62	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	27
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	24
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	17
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#217	Effermint™ tablets	3
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#77	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	53
#131	Elfin shortbread	9
#234	Elmley shades	4
#875	Ent cider	3
#62	Everlasting Deckswabber	13
#735	FDKOL commendation	18
#31	Fabiotion	2
#215	Fantasma en la Máquina	3
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#172	Frat Army FGF	29
#214	Frogade	1
#85	GOTO	11
#46	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	8
#75	Genalen™ Bottle	69
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#159	Gnollish flyswatter	20
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#136	Gnollish pie tin	42
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#139	Gnollish slotted spoon	15
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#68	Grateful Undead T-shirt	10
#54	Green Manalishi	66
#252	Gummi-DNA	3
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#53	Hatorade	10
#22	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3
#131	Hippy Army MPE	89
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#239	Hollandaise helmet	19
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#132	Iiti Kitty phone charm	30
#1421	Imp Ale	15
#43	Jack-O-Lantern beer	14
#19	Jacob's rung	16
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#237	Jolly Roger charrrm	17
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#29	Junk-Bond	7
#18	Kashmir sweater	8
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#47	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	28
#134	Knob Goblin elite helm	45
#100	Knob Goblin elite pants	63
#111	Knob Goblin elite polearm	53
#301	Knob Goblin elite shirt	25
#162	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#127	Knob Goblin learning pill	3
#210	Knob Goblin love potion	71
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#106	Knob Goblin melon baller	33
#67	Knob Goblin nasal spray	31
#106	Knob Goblin pants	150
#73	Knob Goblin perfume	56
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#103	Knob Goblin scimitar	156
#164	Knob Goblin seltzer	138
#243	Knob Goblin spatula	45
#159	Knob Goblin superseltzer	59
#122	Knob Goblin tongs	145
#400	Knob Goblin visor	12
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#349	Knob sausage	10
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#199	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	155
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#271	LED block	5
#23	LOV Elixir #6	3
#209	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3
#96	Lockenstock™ sandals	64
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#365	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	71
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#204	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	290
#4	Lucky Strikes holo-record	45
#1200	M-242	1
#115	MSG	9
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#73	Manetwich	13
#29	Mark I Steam-Hat	4
#22	Mark II Steam-Hat	5
#26	Mark III Steam-Hat	3
#22	Mark IV Steam-Hat	5
#67	Mark V Steam-Hat	6
#190	Marquis de Poivre soda	51
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#144	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17
#157	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5
#61	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	167
#163	Meat detector	4
#68	Meat maid body	5
#198	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	42
#182	Meleegra™ pills	62
#58	Meteorite-Ade	2
#313	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	176
#167	Milk Studs	39
#97	Misty Cape	24
#124	Misty Cloak	14
#93	Misty Robe	26
#16	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	6
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#152	Mohawk wig	88
#58	Monstar energy beverage	247
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#44	Mornington crescent roll	52
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#396	Mr. Mediocrebar	140
#60	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	11
#27	Murderer's Punch	13
#144	Necrotelicomnicon	5
#287	Neuromancer	1
#26	New Cloaca-Cola	12
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#211	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	6
#107	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	15
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#143	O'RLY manual	7
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#118	Oil of Parrrlay	30
#48	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
#67	Orcish baseball cap	99
#51	Orcish cargo shorts	101
#100	Orcish frat-paddle	55
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
#131	P.B.L.T.	2
#112	PADL Phone	148
#30	PB&J with the crusts cut off	249
#161	PEEZ dispenser	53
🥇	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	1
#543	Penultimate Fantasy chest	14
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#53	Polysniff Perfume	34
🥈	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	101
#146	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
#58	Psychotic Train wine	18
#30	Purple Beast energy drink	221
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#421	Ram's Face Lager	47
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#216	Red Rover BB gun	18
#14	Red X Shield	29
#1221	Rock Pops	34
#261	Rock and Roll Legend	6
#198	Rompedores de Fantasmas	4
#72	Russian Ice	4
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#65	SPF 451 lip balm	33
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#47	Salsa de las Epocas	2
#36	Saturday Night Special	31
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#114	Senior Mints	141
#37	Shielding Potion	1
🥈	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	32
#46	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#75	Source essence	4
#43	Source terminal file: protect.enq	2
#26	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	6
#54	Space Tourist Phaser	17
#57	Space Tours Tripple	52
#325	Spam Witch sammich	111
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#69	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	15
#70	Squat-Thrust Magazine	17
#65	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	2
#30	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	10
#31	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	10
#32	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	9
#17	Superdrifter holo-record	1
#138	Supernova Champagne	53
#231	Swabbie™ swab	13
#42	T.U.R.D.S. Key	62
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#670	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7
#401	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	128
#31	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2
#58	Texas tea	7
#139	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	36
#42	The Lot's engagement ring	3
#249	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
🥉	The Pigs holo-record	24
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#217	Thwaitgold bug statuette	7
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#67	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	7
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#135	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	11
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#238	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	4
#1951	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#150	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	38
#345	Trollhouse cookies	107
#135	Tuesday's ruby	24
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#28	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	110
#2405	Valentine	1
#62	Victor's Spoils	3
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#237	WA	1
#730	Warm Subject gift certificate	16
#113	Wax Flask	3
#148	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	22
#52	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	20
#230	White Citadel fries	7
#43	Whoompa Fur Pants	18
#132	Wint-O-Fresh mint	162
#48	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	78
#55	Ye Olde Meade	47
#45	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	97
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#1130	Yummy Tummy bean	137
#155	Ze™ goggles	20
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#172	a butt tuba	7
#84	abominable blubber	17
#74	abstraction: action	1
#55	abstraction: certainty	1
#51	abstraction: joy	1
#63	abstraction: purpose	3
#69	abstraction: thought	2
#37	acceptable bagel	38
#50	accidental cider	78
#18	accord ion	34
#30	accordion file	7
#11	accordionoid rocca	26
#100	acid-squirting flower	59
#243	acoustic guitarrr	16
#43	adder	212
#107	adder bladder	149
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#65	alien meat	2
#48	alien plant goo	2
#113	all-purpose cleaner	95
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#196	amulet of extreme plot significance	85
#108	ancient Magi-Wipes	126
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#48	ancient frozen dinner	76
#51	ancient ice cream scoop	35
#66	ancient protein powder	158
#86	ancient spice	52
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#175	ancient vinyl coin purse	46
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#104	annoying pitchfork	22
#61	ant agonist	91
#95	ant hoe	5
#46	ant pick	11
#67	ant pitchfork	8
#184	ant rake	2
#65	ant sickle	8
#106	anti-anti-antidote	74
#49	antique accordion	13
#103	antique greaves	104
#102	antique helmet	113
#48	antique machete	45
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#77	armgun	79
#147	arrrgyle socks	20
#47	artisanal limoncello	26
#176	asbestos apron	7
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#388	asbestos ore	16
#188	asbestos staff	3
#196	asparagus knife	52
#283	asshat	6
#40	attorney's badge	86
#14	autocalliope	29
#519	awful poetry journal	150
#358	bätzle	1
#530	baby killer bee	18
#40	backwoods screwdriver	92
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#1914	badass belt	28
#39	badge of authority	17
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#190	bag of GORF	2
#179	bag of GORP	6
#199	bag of W&Ws	35
#102	bag of gross foreign snacks	5
#36	bag of many confections	48
#41	bag of pygmy blood	76
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#156	balaclava	6
#339	balaclava baklava	7
#703	ball	9
#94	balloon helmet	5
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#96	balloon sword	5
#142	ballroom blintz	52
#227	banana peel	22
#165	bar skin	90
#57	bar whip	2
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#91	baritone accordion	2
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#62	barrel cracker	5
#410	barrrnacle	39
#73	barskin buckler	1
#27	barskin cloak	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#68	basic meat crossbow	3
#98	basic meat fez	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#64	basic meat staff	3
#186	bat guano	99
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#759	bat wing	5
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#58	batblade	128
#124	batgut	366
#176	bazookafish bubble gum	15
#80	beach glass bead	87
#138	beach glass necklace	4
#282	beanbag chair	1
#49	bear claw	4
#67	beard incense	3
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#74	beaver spear	2
#172	beavermouth	21
#193	beer bomb	218
#295	beer bong	7
#61	beer helmet	176
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#127	beer-soaked mop	5
#183	beertini	11
#41	bejeweled accordion strap	6
#418	bejeweled cufflinks	10
#65	bejeweled pledge pin	174
#119	bent scrap metal	3
#98	berries of suffering	5
#61	big bad voodoo mask	15
#317	big boom	2
#47	big dribbly candle	7
#82	big stick	9
#23	big stirring stick	7
#57	bigger stick	4
#385	bilge wine	31
#129	bird rib	15
#207	bit of clingfilm	19
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#60	black and white cracker	5
#32	black blade	33
#36	black cloak	18
#133	black eye shadow	1
#85	black facepaint	6
#156	black forest cake	33
#123	black forest ham	34
#89	black gold	10
#149	black greaves	23
#267	black helmet	9
#109	black kettle drum	13
#36	black label	54
#158	black pension check	60
#115	black pepper	36
#94	black picnic basket	36
#634	black pudding	1
#46	black sheepskin diploma	11
#193	black shield	14
#851	black snake skin	1
#258	black spot	3
#266	black sword	10
#66	black tear	4
#892	blackberry	1
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#44	blackberry moccasins	8
#54	blackberry slippers	5
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#50	blood and blood	10
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#29	bloodied surgical dungarees	39
#76	bloodstain stick	7
#591	bloody beer	9
#134	bloody clown pants	63
#239	bloody mary	9
#38	blowdart	34
#688	blue class ring	2
#113	blue potion	1
#81	blue shell	3
#34	bone abacus	68
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#405	bone chips	34
#103	bone flute	28
#352	bone rattle	4
#66	boot knife	1
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#5	booze drive button	1
#141	booze-soaked cherry	3
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#54	bottle of Amontillado	20
#133	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	19
#109	bottle of Definit	29
#143	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	17
#58	bottle of Evermore	25
#129	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	18
#164	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	17
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#73	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	15
#106	bottle of alcohol	54
#1082	bottle of gin	3
#115	bottle of laundry sherry	2
#57	bottle of popskull	89
#1348	bottle of rum	3
#157	bottle of tequila	240
#153	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#1126	bottle of vodka	2
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#88	bottle opener belt buckle	67
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#90	bottled swamp gas	2
#294	boulder	2
#91	bowl of Jeal-O	69
#149	bowl of cottage cheese	209
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#46	bowl of marinade	2
#134	bowl of mernudo	3
#76	bowl of rye sprouts	10
#184	box of Dweebs	40
#127	box turtle	3
#217	boxed champagne	7
#189	boxed wine	182
#116	boxing glove	5
#247	brains casserole	1
#10	brass bung spigot	8
#70	brass gear	126
#173	bread line	5
#29	breadchucks	23
#18	breadwand	3
#111	breakfast mess	55
#2374	brick	2
#372	brick of sand	2
#86	briefcase	208
#781	brine	20
#59	broken beer bottle	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#126	broken sword	43
#110	bronze breastplate	18
#43	bronzed locust	136
#59	brown felt tophat	48
#43	brown paper bag mask	56
#36	brown paper pants	70
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#130	bubblewrap ore	21
#66	bubblin' crude	522
#203	bubbly potion	86
#31	buckler buckle	40
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#110	bugbear purification pill	2
#131	bull blubber	2
#45	bullet-proof corduroys	241
#173	bum cheek	120
#137	bunch of square grapes	44
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#174	bunny liver	57
#111	buoybottoms	10
#176	burnt flower	57
#125	bus pass	8
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#106	calavera concertina	2
#353	calle de miel	3
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#76	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	9
#10	can of Minions-Be-Gone	10
#259	can of Red Minotaur	17
#195	can of Swiller	20
#32	can of black paint	18
#62	can of maces	17
#81	can of sterno	3
#47	can of the cheapest beer	4
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#433	candied bolts	4
#1141	candied kobold	1
#177	candied nuts	6
#735	candied yams	12
#543	candy brain	4
#232	candy cigarette	3
#6	candy drive button	1
#79	candy harmonica	6
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#62	candy knife	4
#666	candy knuckles	4
#49	candy necktie	1
#178	candy skeleton	3
#1326	candy stake	5
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#77	canopic jar	225
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#50	carbonated soy milk	187
#116	carbonated water lily	98
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#57	cardboard katana	17
#124	cardboard wakizashi	29
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#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
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#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
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#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
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#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#191	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	5
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
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#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
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#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
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#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
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#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
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#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
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#216	transparent nog	2
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#55	turtlemail bits	141
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#105	twist of lime	1
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#71	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
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#75	underwater slingshot	8
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
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#651	unidentified jerky	2
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#34	unrequired jacket	14
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#1890	unstable laser battery	28
#328	unstable quark	1
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
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#1085	useless powder	33
#405	valuable trinket	210
#44	vampire chowder	52
#227	vampire collar	9
#48	veiny spore pod	5
#135	velcro ore	2
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#427	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	23
#229	very overdue library book	1
#21	very small red dress	346
#47	vial of The Glistening	22
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#47	vial of porquoise juice	3
#106	viking helmet	155
#944	vinegar	25
#338	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	28
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#65	vitamin G pill	1
#282	vodka and cranberry	8
#51	vodka and tonic	12
#388	volcanic ash	8
#329	voodoo snuff	4
#282	vorpal blade	24
#104	wad of tofu	94
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#135	wand of pigification	5
#187	war tongs	14
#244	warbear battery	11
#161	warbear bearserker potion	8
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#190	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	6
#174	warbear liquid overcoat	8
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#165	warbear wardance potion	9
#70	warehouse clerk's glasses	3
#226	warm mushroom	8
#104	water pipe bomb	862
#184	water purification pills	5
#255	water wings	4
#179	water-polo cap	1
#160	waterlogged stuffing	2
#120	weremoose spit	3
#126	wet stew	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#23	whatsit-covered turtle shell	8
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#38	whip kit	21
#279	whiskey and cola	7
#195	whiskey and soda	5
#276	whiskey sour	8
#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#792	white Canadian	1
#266	white candy heart	116
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#269	white chocolate chips	43
#550	white class ring	10
#122	white collar	16
#215	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
#466	white lightning	17
#18	white money bag	22
#135	white picket fence	27
#127	white satin shield	20
#204	white snake skin	66
#192	white sword	31
#90	white tulip	3
#60	whole turkey leg	14
#44	wicker shield	156
#56	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
#35	wind-up ensign	11
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#152	wine spritzer	8
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#69	witch wart	2
#320	witty rapier	8
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#719	wolfman mask	7
#365	wooden axe	1
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#96	wool hat	28
#74	world's smallest violin	14
#153	worn tophat	15
#197	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#197	wrench bracelet	18
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#116	wussiness potion	192
#69	yak anorak	6
#221	yak skin	4
#37	yak toupee	3
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#34	yakskin pants	4
#90	yam candy	3
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#390	yellow candy heart	97
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#499	yeti fur	204
#2204	yo	1
#1885	yo-yo	3
#421	yohohoyo	3
#194	yule gruel	1
#21	zen motorcycle	4
#53	zmobie	19

Wow, that's 77,792 items total!

what items are this player missing?