poorlydrawnman

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#206"DRINK ME" potion136
#51"Remember the Trees" Shirt16
#80"meat" stick5
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1861-ball40
#3271337 7r0uZ0RZ25
#1662-ball43
#14573-ball1
#34130669 scroll25
#44533398 scroll34
#227334 scroll30
#1484-ball53
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#1765-ball39
#1836-ball37
#26264067 scroll1
#219668 scroll5
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1807-ball44
#2148-ball165
#6269-ball1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#79ASCII fu manchu3
#266ASCII shirt7
#52Accordion of Jordion3
#124Alewifeâ„¢ Ale13
#430Angry Farmer candy219
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#217Atomic Pop1
🥈Ax of L'rose2
#47BRICKO bat1
#371BRICKO brick24
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#22BRICKO hat4
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#63BRICKO pants1
#66BRICKO pearl3
#61BRICKO sword1
#60BROS Energy Drink3
#269BURT102
#48Battlie Light Saver44
#64Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm80
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#34Black Bodyâ„¢ spray21
#126Black No. 298
#147Blackfly Chardonnay44
#362Blatantly Canadian6
#887Bonerdagon necklace11
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#184Boozehounds Anonymous token4
#668Boris's ring2
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#25Bowl of Scorpions73
#42Breakfast Blast wine cooler4
#800Brimstone Chicken Sandwich3
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1033CRIMBCO mug8
#873CRIMBCO wine8
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#23Cajun accordion2
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#76Cement Mixer1
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#80Choco-Mint patty2
#67Citrus Crush wine cooler2
#48Claybender glasses16
#48Climate Colada1
#168Cloaca Cola Polar1
#796Cloaca grenade14
#702Cloaca-Cola36
#117Cloaca-Cola fatigues20
#260Cloaca-Cola helmet9
#207Cloaca-Cola shield11
#77Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau18
#75Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration4
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#103Cold Hots candy177
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#146Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket9
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#373Crimbo Factory surprise box2
#202Crimbo candied pecan84
#233Crimbo fudge74
#228Crimbo peppermint bark68
#84Crimbo salad7
🥈Crimbo smile1
#2034Crimbuck35
#24Cursed Punch11
#55DUFRESNE Suds159
#191Daffy Taffy173
#843Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#306Diet Cloaca Cola3
#98Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment67
#281Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir33
#23Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic20
#155Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent3
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#407Dolphin King's crown11
#634Double Bacon Beelzeburger6
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#294Dramaticâ„¢ range4
#279Drowsy Sword69
#40Duskwalker syringe49
#71Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler3
#1134Dyspepsi grenade6
#760Dyspepsi-Cola70
#62Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues27
#72Dyspepsi-Cola helmet24
#113Dyspepsi-Cola shield17
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#217Effermintâ„¢ tablets3
#244El Sombrero De Lopez9
#77Elf Farm Raffle ticket53
#131Elfin shortbread9
#234Elmley shades4
#875Ent cider3
#62Everlasting Deckswabber13
#735FDKOL commendation18
#31Fabiotion2
#215Fantasma en la Máquina3
#139FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask1
#172Frat Army FGF29
#214Frogade1
#85GOTO11
#46Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire8
#75Genalenâ„¢ Bottle69
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#126Gnollish casserole dish8
#159Gnollish flyswatter20
#136Gnollish pie server15
#136Gnollish pie tin42
#167Gnollish plunger17
#139Gnollish slotted spoon15
#275Gnollish toolbox16
#60Good 'n' Quiet1
#68Grateful Undead T-shirt10
#54Green Manalishi66
#252Gummi-DNA3
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#53Hatorade10
#22Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans3
#131Hippy Army MPE89
#97Holiday Fun!2
#239Hollandaise helmet19
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#169How to Play Othello1
#132Iiti Kitty phone charm30
#1421Imp Ale15
#43Jack-O-Lantern beer14
#19Jacob's rung16
#202Jarlsberg's earring7
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#237Jolly Roger charrrm17
#121Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet22
#29Junk-Bond7
#18Kashmir sweater8
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#47Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar28
#134Knob Goblin elite helm45
#100Knob Goblin elite pants63
#111Knob Goblin elite polearm53
#301Knob Goblin elite shirt25
#162Knob Goblin eyedrops2
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#127Knob Goblin learning pill3
#210Knob Goblin love potion71
#376Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#106Knob Goblin melon baller33
#67Knob Goblin nasal spray31
#106Knob Goblin pants150
#73Knob Goblin perfume56
#212Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray5
#103Knob Goblin scimitar156
#164Knob Goblin seltzer138
#243Knob Goblin spatula45
#159Knob Goblin superseltzer59
#122Knob Goblin tongs145
#400Knob Goblin visor12
#93Knob jelly donut3
#349Knob sausage10
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#333Knoll shroomkabob3
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#199L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate155
🥈LARP membership card1
#271LED block5
#23LOV Elixir #63
#209La Fantasma y La Oscuridad3
#96Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals64
#57Lollipop Drop1
#365Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet71
#506Lord of the Flies-sized fries11
#204Loudmouth Larry Lamprey290
#4Lucky Strikes holo-record45
#1200M-2421
#115MSG9
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#73Manetwich13
#29Mark I Steam-Hat4
#22Mark II Steam-Hat5
#26Mark III Steam-Hat3
#22Mark IV Steam-Hat5
#67Mark V Steam-Hat6
#190Marquis de Poivre soda51
#77Marvin's marvelous pill1
#144Maxwell's Silver Hammer17
#157McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade5
#61McMillicancuddy's Special Lager167
#163Meat detector4
#68Meat maid body5
#198Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs42
#182Meleegraâ„¢ pills62
#58Meteorite-Ade2
#313Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub176
#167Milk Studs39
#97Misty Cape24
#124Misty Cloak14
#93Misty Robe26
#16Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas6
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#152Mohawk wig88
#58Monstar energy beverage247
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#44Mornington crescent roll52
#758Mountain Stream soda6
#396Mr. Mediocrebar140
#60Mt. McLargeHuge oyster11
#27Murderer's Punch13
#144Necrotelicomnicon5
#287Neuromancer1
#26New Cloaca-Cola12
#375New Zealand iced tea1
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#211Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II6
#107Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III15
#212Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV3
#132Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V6
#136Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI6
#143O'RLY manual7
#59Oh, the Humanitini2
#118Oil of Parrrlay30
#48Orangemageddon wine cooler4
#67Orcish baseball cap99
#51Orcish cargo shorts101
#100Orcish frat-paddle55
#194Orcish meat locker2
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#73Othello's military jacket2
#131P.B.L.T.2
#112PADL Phone148
#30PB&J with the crusts cut off249
#161PEEZ dispenser53
🥇Party Tattoo™ gift certificate1
#543Penultimate Fantasy chest14
#158Pick-O-Matic lockpicks10
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#53Polysniff Perfume34
🥈Power-Guy 2000 holo-record101
#146Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket8
#58Psychotic Train wine18
#30Purple Beast energy drink221
#192Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit6
#72Radberry Rip wine cooler1
#421Ram's Face Lager47
#74Really Expensive Jewelry and You2
#216Red Rover BB gun18
#14Red X Shield29
#1221Rock Pops34
#261Rock and Roll Legend6
#198Rompedores de Fantasmas4
#72Russian Ice4
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#65SPF 451 lip balm33
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#47Salsa de las Epocas2
#36Saturday Night Special31
#982Schrödinger's thermos2
#114Senior Mints141
#37Shielding Potion1
🥈Shrieking Weasel holo-record32
#46Sloe Comfortable Zoo2
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#361Snow Queen Crown6
#75Source essence4
#43Source terminal file: protect.enq2
#26Source terminal file: turbo.edu6
#54Space Tourist Phaser17
#57Space Tours Tripple52
#325Spam Witch sammich111
#129Spirit Precipice1
#69Spooky-Gro fertilizer15
#70Squat-Thrust Magazine17
#65Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)2
#30Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)10
#31Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)10
#32Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)9
#17Superdrifter holo-record1
#138Supernova Champagne53
#231Swabbieâ„¢ swab13
#42T.U.R.D.S. Key62
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#670Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita7
#401Tasty Fun Good rice candy128
#31Tesla's Electroplated Beans2
#58Texas tea7
#139The Big Book of Pirate Insults36
#42The Lot's engagement ring3
#249The Mariachi's guitar case7
🥉The Pigs holo-record24
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#217Thwaitgold bug statuette7
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#341Thwaitgold chigger statuette2
#67Thwaitgold cockroach statuette7
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#135Thwaitgold mosquito statuette11
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#238Thwaitgold nymph statuette4
#1951Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#150Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste38
#345Trollhouse cookies107
#135Tuesday's ruby24
#513Typical Tavern swill3
#28Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix110
#2405Valentine1
#62Victor's Spoils3
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#237WA1
#730Warm Subject gift certificate16
#113Wax Flask3
#148Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray22
#52Whatsian Ionic Pliers20
#230White Citadel fries7
#43Whoompa Fur Pants18
#132Wint-O-Fresh mint162
#48Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick78
#55Ye Olde Meade47
#45Ye Olde Medieval Insult97
#261Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher2
#1130Yummy Tummy bean137
#155Zeâ„¢ goggles20
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#172a butt tuba7
#84abominable blubber17
#74abstraction: action1
#55abstraction: certainty1
#51abstraction: joy1
#63abstraction: purpose3
#69abstraction: thought2
#37acceptable bagel38
#50accidental cider78
#18accord ion34
#30accordion file7
#11accordionoid rocca26
#100acid-squirting flower59
#243acoustic guitarrr16
#43adder212
#107adder bladder149
#1568adorable seal larva1
#65alien meat2
#48alien plant goo2
#113all-purpose cleaner95
#116alpha-mail pants1
#622alphabet gum1
#196amulet of extreme plot significance85
#108ancient Magi-Wipes126
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#48ancient frozen dinner76
#51ancient ice cream scoop35
#66ancient protein powder158
#86ancient spice52
#123ancient stone fist11
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#175ancient vinyl coin purse46
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#104annoying pitchfork22
#61ant agonist91
#95ant hoe5
#46ant pick11
#67ant pitchfork8
#184ant rake2
#65ant sickle8
#106anti-anti-antidote74
#49antique accordion13
#103antique greaves104
#102antique helmet113
#48antique machete45
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#906antique shield1
#77armgun79
#147arrrgyle socks20
#47artisanal limoncello26
#176asbestos apron7
#224asbestos crossbow3
#388asbestos ore16
#188asbestos staff3
#196asparagus knife52
#283asshat6
#40attorney's badge86
#14autocalliope29
#519awful poetry journal150
#358bätzle1
#530baby killer bee18
#40backwoods screwdriver92
#302bacon bath ball3
#1914badass belt28
#39badge of authority17
#709bag of Cheat-Os4
#190bag of GORF2
#179bag of GORP6
#199bag of W&Ws35
#102bag of gross foreign snacks5
#36bag of many confections48
#41bag of pygmy blood76
#858baggie of powdered sugar8
#156balaclava6
#339balaclava baklava7
#703ball9
#94balloon helmet5
#1029balloon monkey1
#96balloon sword5
#142ballroom blintz52
#227banana peel22
#165bar skin90
#57bar whip2
#675barbed-wire fence4
#91baritone accordion2
#380bark rootbeer2
#62barrel cracker5
#410barrrnacle39
#73barskin buckler1
#27barskin cloak6
#367barskin hat1
#118barskin tent2
#68basic meat crossbow3
#98basic meat fez1
#78basic meat helmet3
#64basic meat staff3
#186bat guano99
#89bat hat1
#77bat whip1
#759bat wing5
#216bat wing kabob1
#58batblade128
#124batgut366
#176bazookafish bubble gum15
#80beach glass bead87
#138beach glass necklace4
#282beanbag chair1
#49bear claw4
#67beard incense3
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#74beaver spear2
#172beavermouth21
#193beer bomb218
#295beer bong7
#61beer helmet176
#117beer-a-pult1
#239beer-scented teddy bear2
#127beer-soaked mop5
#183beertini11
#41bejeweled accordion strap6
#418bejeweled cufflinks10
#65bejeweled pledge pin174
#119bent scrap metal3
#98berries of suffering5
#61big bad voodoo mask15
#317big boom2
#47big dribbly candle7
#82big stick9
#23big stirring stick7
#57bigger stick4
#385bilge wine31
#129bird rib15
#207bit of clingfilm19
#551bit-o-cactus2
#60black and white cracker5
#32black blade33
#36black cloak18
#133black eye shadow1
#85black facepaint6
#156black forest cake33
#123black forest ham34
#89black gold10
#149black greaves23
#267black helmet9
#109black kettle drum13
#36black label54
#158black pension check60
#115black pepper36
#94black picnic basket36
#634black pudding1
#46black sheepskin diploma11
#193black shield14
#851black snake skin1
#258black spot3
#266black sword10
#66black tear4
#892blackberry1
#96blackberry combat boots4
#44blackberry moccasins8
#54blackberry slippers5
#159blended frozen swill1
#78blended frozen swill with a fly in it4
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#50blood and blood10
#236blood of the Wereseal2
#29bloodied surgical dungarees39
#76bloodstain stick7
#591bloody beer9
#134bloody clown pants63
#239bloody mary9
#38blowdart34
#688blue class ring2
#113blue potion1
#81blue shell3
#34bone abacus68
#118bone bandoneon1
#405bone chips34
#103bone flute28
#352bone rattle4
#66boot knife1
#523booty chest charrrm5
#63booty chest charrrm bracelet2
#5booze drive button1
#141booze-soaked cherry3
#980borg sock monkey1
#204boring spaghetti2
#54bottle of Amontillado20
#133bottle of Calcutta Emerald19
#109bottle of Definit29
#143bottle of Domesticated Turkey17
#58bottle of Evermore25
#129bottle of Jorge Sinsonte18
#164bottle of Lieutenant Freeman17
#380bottle of Pinot Renoir3
#73bottle of Vangoghbitussin15
#106bottle of alcohol54
#1082bottle of gin3
#115bottle of laundry sherry2
#57bottle of popskull89
#1348bottle of rum3
#157bottle of tequila240
#153bottle of ultravitamins4
#1126bottle of vodka2
#1355bottle of whiskey2
#88bottle opener belt buckle67
#141bottlecap turtle1
#241bottled inspiration2
#90bottled swamp gas2
#294boulder2
#91bowl of Jeal-O69
#149bowl of cottage cheese209
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#46bowl of marinade2
#134bowl of mernudo3
#76bowl of rye sprouts10
#184box of Dweebs40
#127box turtle3
#217boxed champagne7
#189boxed wine182
#116boxing glove5
#247brains casserole1
#10brass bung spigot8
#70brass gear126
#173bread line5
#29breadchucks23
#18breadwand3
#111breakfast mess55
#2374brick2
#372brick of sand2
#86briefcase208
#781brine20
#59broken beer bottle1
#232broken carburetor1
#1107broken skull2
#126broken sword43
#110bronze breastplate18
#43bronzed locust136
#59brown felt tophat48
#43brown paper bag mask56
#36brown paper pants70
#677brown sugar cane1
#130bubblewrap ore21
#66bubblin' crude522
#203bubbly potion86
#31buckler buckle40
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#98bugbear detector1
#110bugbear purification pill2
#131bull blubber2
#45bullet-proof corduroys241
#173bum cheek120
#137bunch of square grapes44
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#174bunny liver57
#111buoybottoms10
#176burnt flower57
#125bus pass8
#538cactus fruit1
#117caipifruta1
#106calavera concertina2
#353calle de miel3
#740can of Binarrrca11
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#76can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢9
#10can of Minions-Be-Gone10
#259can of Red Minotaur17
#195can of Swiller20
#32can of black paint18
#62can of maces17
#81can of sterno3
#47can of the cheapest beer4
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#433candied bolts4
#1141candied kobold1
#177candied nuts6
#735candied yams12
#543candy brain4
#232candy cigarette3
#6candy drive button1
#79candy harmonica6
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#62candy knife4
#666candy knuckles4
#49candy necktie1
#178candy skeleton3
#1326candy stake5
#426cannonball charrrm10
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#77canopic jar225
#1312canteen of wine7
#50carbonated soy milk187
#116carbonated water lily98
#80cardboard box turtle1
#57cardboard katana17
#124cardboard wakizashi29
#369carob chunk cookies5
#111carob chunks93
#62carrot claret1
#76carrot nose1
#130carton of rotten eggs31
#168casino pass22
#176cast168
#62cat appendix160
#88catgut184
#114catgut taco4
#109catskin buckler1
#40catskin cap2
#169catsup1
#502centipede eggs3
#115chain-mail monokini1
#548chaos butterfly209
#122chaos popcorn1
#51charming flute23
#18charpuce jub-jub bird3
#77charrrm bracelet4
#102cheap cigar butt37
#109cheap clip-on ninja tie2
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#252cheap studded belt214
#997cheap toaster2
#149cheap wind-up clock5
#128cheer extractor1
#23cheesy eagle sauce4
#145cherry51
#177cherry pie3
#272chewing gum on a string50
#67chicle de salchicha1
#146children of the candy corn2
#57chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli58
#217chloroform rag18
#224chocolate spurs3
#170chopsticks31
#444chorizo brownies3
#255chorizo taco17
#229chrome crossbow3
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#429chrome staff1
#222chrome sword4
#74chunk of hot iron1
#207chunk of rock salt18
#71cigar box turtle11
#48cigarette lighter81
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#82clay peace-sign bead88
#168cloudy potion110
#92clown skin106
#115clown whip1
#112clown wig2
#159clownskin belt2
#51clownskin buckler4
#75clownskin harness8
#3274club necklace1
#26club of corruption1
#66clumsiness bark31
#48clutch of dodecapede eggs59
#53coal dust14
#50coal shovel5
#21coal snakeskin3
#204cob of corn1
#119cocktail napkin64
#80cocktail onion35
#1052cocoa egg2
#1148cocoa eggshell fragment2
#133coconut shell683
#69coffin lid31
#197cold ninja mask19
#37cold nuggets159
#52cold water bottle22
#42colorful toad82
#39combat fan6
#253comfy pillow1
#526commemorative war stein12
#71communal gobstopper7
#76communications windchimes265
#45compression stocking141
#77concentrated cordial of concentration3
#50concentrated magicalness pill57
#75confiscated cell phone3
#235confusing LED clock2
#46contract enforcement stick62
#34cool spore pod10
#864cool whip1
#485copper ha'penny charrrm6
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#171cordial of concentration2
#57corn holder50
#360corncob pipe3
#277cornuthaum24
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#468corrupted data17
#41corrupted marrow14
#21cosmetic football147
#89costume sword10
#246cottage1
#70cotton candy pinch3
#34crêepy mask60
#50cracker6
#87cranberries527
#104cranberry cordial3
#95cranberry margarita (brackish)11
#247crappy brain2
#33crappy waiter disguise77
#49crazy hobo notebook31
#535crazy little Turkish delight11
#199cream stout24
#156creamsicle37
#63creepy doll head3
#40creepy ginger ale56
#14creepy voice box27
#16crimsilion jub-jub bird3
#61crossbow string10
#20crude crudités26
#32crude voodoo doll28
#59crudles2
#106cruelty-free wine51
#242crumbling rat skull2
#109crystalline cheer1,043
#27crystalline reamer1
#69cup of hickory chicory4
#48cup of lukewarm tea3
#176cup of primitive beer15
#150curmudgel10
#308cursed black pearl onion4
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#43custard pie25
#79cyber-mattock2
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#1025daisy1
#185dance card12
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