Museum :: Buckley

Buckley

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#1428	2-ball	1
#885	3-ball	3
#795	30669 scroll	3
#987	33398 scroll	3
#693	334 scroll	3
#889	4-ball	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#1072	6-ball	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1116	7-ball	2
#1778	8-ball	3
#626	9-ball	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#675	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1841	Daffy Taffy	2
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#345	Elmley shades	2
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#1367	Feynman gate	3
#405	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#117	Hell broth	2
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#669	LED block	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#504	accidental cider	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#652	adder bladder	3
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#533	ancient spice	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#460	ant agonist	3
#185	ant hoe	2
#127	ant pick	3
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#405	antique packet of ketchup	2
#905	antique shield	1
#484	armgun	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#327	asbestos apron	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#902	asbestos ore	3
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#788	asparagus knife	3
#96	asparagus stir-fry	2
#388	asshat	3
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#1322	baby killer bee	3
#1715	baconstone	3
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#5942	badass belt	3
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#496	balloon monkey	3
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#954	bar skin	3
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#1797	barrrnacle	2
#245	barskin hat	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#654	baseball	3
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#942	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#606	batblade	2
#1006	batgut	3
#524	beach glass bead	3
#198	beach glass necklace	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#184	beefy fish meat	2
#860	beer bomb	3
#408	beer bong	3
#512	beer helmet	3
#472	beer lens	3
#583	beertini	2
#571	bejeweled pledge pin	3
#241	bellhop bell	1
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#316	big boom	2
#774	big red clown nose	3
#210	big stick	1
#728	bilge wine	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1015	bit of clingfilm	3
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#166	black cherry soda	2
#188	black facepaint	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#450	black forest ham	2
#458	black greaves	3
#469	black helmet	3
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#891	black pixel	3
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#522	black pudding	2
#462	black shield	3
#661	black snake skin	3
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#485	black sword	3
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#3161	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#622	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1151	blue pixel	3
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#142	bone collar	2
#340	bone flute	2
#400	bone rattle	3
#612	booty chest charrrm	3
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#308	bottle of Definit	2
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#564	bottle of alcohol	2
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1171	bottle of gin	2
#3682	bottle of goofballs	3
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1127	bottle of vodka	2
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1033	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#953	box	2
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#242	boxing glove	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#963	brine	10
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1032	broken skull	3
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#393	bronzed locust	3
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#582	brown sugar cane	2
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#796	bubbly potion	3
#1627	buckyball	1
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#789	bugbear bungguard	3
#470	bullet-proof corduroys	3
#937	bum cheek	2
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#234	buoybottoms	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#443	cactus fruit	2
#73	calavera concertina	3
#438	calle de miel	2
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#591	can of spinach	3
#2359	candied yams	2
#621	candy brain	3
#4137	candy cane	2
#3109	candy stake	2
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#504	canopic jar	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1461	capacitor relay	3
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#485	carbonated soy milk	2
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#121	carob brownies	2
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#625	carob chunks	2
#585	casino pass	3
#956	cast	2
#529	cat appendix	3
#665	catgut	3
#152	catgut taco	2
#567	centipede eggs	2
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#122	cheap plastic blowgun	2
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#83	chef skull	1
#823	chef's hat	3
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#559	cherry	2
#661	chewing gum on a string	3
#72	chitinous pod	1
#438	chloroform rag	3
#608	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#589	chopsticks	3
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#776	chrome ore	3
#429	chrome staff	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#363	chunk of rock salt	3
#481	clay peace-sign bead	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#816	cloudy potion	3
#557	clown shoes	3
#660	clown skin	3
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#158	clownskin belt	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1979	club necklace	3
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1072	coconut shell	3
#350	coffin lid	3
#1010	cog	3
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#229	cold powder	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#524	communications windchimes	3
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#603	cool mushroom	2
#113	cool mushroom casserole	2
#558	cool whip	3
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#317	corn holder	3
#632	cornuthaum	3
#362	costume sword	1
#135	cottage	3
#100	cracker	2
#1131	cranberries	2
#839	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#335	cream pie	2
#460	creamsicle	2
#185	crossbow string	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#104	curdflinger	1
#256	curmudgel	3
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#393	dance card	3
#811	dark potion	3
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#628	decorative fountain	3
#1479	defective skull	1
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#390	delicious noodles	2
#1686	delicious salad	2
#768	demon skin	3
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1175	dense meat stack	2
#368	dented harmonica	2
#448	deodorant	3
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#642	desiccated apricot	2
#73	detective skull	2
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#463	didgeridooka	3
#279	digital key lime pie	2
#1256	dill	9
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#1530	disco ball	3
#1416	disco mask	3
#850	disease	3
#819	disembodied brain	1
#187	disembodied smile	2
#346	dishrag	1
#653	disintegrating quill pen	3
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#540	displaced fish	3
#449	distressed denim pants	3
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#1312	dollhive	2
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#237	dope wheels	3
#680	drab sonata	2
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#572	dried face	3
#581	drum machine	3
#195	dry martini	2
#1005	dry noodles	3
#162	dry vodka martini	2
#1505	drywall axe	3
#441	ducha de oro	2
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2108	duct tape	2
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#428	dull fish scale	2
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#865	effervescent potion	2
#228	eggbeater	2
#2364	eggnog	2
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#967	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3
#516	empty meat tank	3
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#419	energy drink IV	3
#1014	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#768	evil golden arch	3
#276	evil golden arches	2
#960	evil googly eye	3
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#436	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
#901	eye of newt	2
#185	eye-pod	3
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#169	eyedrops of the ermine	3
#906	eyepatch	2
#722	f3d0r4	3
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#762	fake blood	1
#735	fancy bath salts	3
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1141	fat stacks of cash	2
#2007	felt	2
#343	fermenting powder	3
#560	ferret bait	3
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#628	fetid feather	3
#303	fez of etymology	1
#359	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#690	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#1801	filthy lucre	3
#427	filthy pestle	3
#445	filthy poultice	3
#743	fine wine	2
#1344	fire	2
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#385	fire poi	3
#525	fish-liver oil	3
#793	fizzy potion	3
#724	flaming crutch	3
#700	flaming feather	3
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#711	flaming talons	3
#527	flange	2
#783	flaregun	3
#364	flat dough	3
#633	flirtatious feather	3
#246	flowing hippy skirt	3
#731	flute of flat champagne	2
#497	foam noodle	1
#366	foie gras	2
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#251	frat brats	2
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#659	frightful feather	3
#323	frigid mote	2
#965	frigid ninja stars	3
#679	frilly skirt	2
#671	frozen feather	3
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#522	frozen nunchaku	3
#2871	fruitcake	2
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#436	furniture dolly	2
#1363	furry fur	2
#264	furry pants	2
#487	fuzzbump	2
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#550	gas balloon	3
#529	gauze garter	3
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#1780	ghost cucumber	2
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#818	ghuol ears	3
#1173	ghuol egg	2
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#878	ghuol guolash	2
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#232	giant cactus quill	3
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#402	giant foam finger	3
#1118	giant needle	2
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#235	glistening fish meat	1
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#872	glowing red eye	3
#589	gnatwing	3
#600	gnauga hide	3
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#671	gnoll lips	2
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#134	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
#392	goat	1
#626	goat beard	3
#767	goat cheese	2
#875	goat cheese pizza	2
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#728	gob of wet hair	3
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#2717	golden ring	3
#1916	googly eye	3
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#658	gr8ps	2
#673	grapefruit	2
#722	grapes	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#330	grave robbing shovel	3
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1684	green beer	2
#900	green candy heart	3
#1051	green pixel	3
#45	green pixie spog	2
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#428	gremlin juice	3
#154	gremlin mutagen	2
#442	grog	2
#808	grouchy restless spirit	3
#5337	grue egg	1
#513	grue egg omelette	3
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#259	grungy bandana	3
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#150	haiku katana	1
#532	hair spray	3
#228	half-rotten brain	3
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#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
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#144	handful of drink tickets	2
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#483	handful of moss	3
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#506	happiness	2
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
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#1114	heavy D	2
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#682	hellion cube	3
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#290	henna face paint	3
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#702	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
#828	hill of beans	3
#319	hippopotamus skin	3
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#781	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#275	ice stein	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
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#325	iced-out bling	1
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#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
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#1288	killer rag doll	1
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#183	ladle of mystery	1
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#692	leather chaps	1
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#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
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#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
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#328	limburger biker boots	1
#1209	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1026	line	1
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#437	linoleum staff	1
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#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
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#248	makeshift cape	1
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#575	marionette collective	1
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#1321	marzipan skull	1
#180	massive sitar	1
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#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#647	mother's little helper	1
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#152	muculent machete	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#811	mummy wrapping	1
#910	murky potion	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
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#493	natural fennel soda	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
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#440	opera mask	1
#1229	orange candy heart	1
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#435	orange peel hat	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#7	origami pasties	1
#1170	original G	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
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#740	palm frond	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
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#152	palm-frond fan	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#244	pants kit	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#171	papotion of papower	1
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#1564	pasta spoon	1
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#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#263	patent antipsychotics	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
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#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#593	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1488	vinegar	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1

Wow, that's 1,616 items total!

what items are this player missing?