Museum :: MadddddDog

MadddddDog

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#684	1-ball	5
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#144	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	81
#498	2-ball	8
#124	25-meat staff	1
#767	3-ball	4
#106	30669 scroll	105
#297	33398 scroll	74
#591	334 scroll	5
#548	4-ball	7
#140	4-d camera	1
#173	4-dimensional guitar	11
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#466	5-ball	9
#515	6-ball	8
#262	64067 scroll	1
#319	668 scroll	2
#140	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	28
#713	7-ball	5
#643	8-ball	27
#621	9-ball	1
#118	ASCII shirt	20
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1221	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#476	BRICKO brick	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#185	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#847	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	14
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#59	Battlie Light Saver	31
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#179	Black No. 2	57
#148	Blackfly Chardonnay	42
#165	Blatantly Canadian	21
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#382	Boss Bat bling	9
#1239	Boss Bat britches	9
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#187	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#49	Claybender glasses	15
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#533	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#485	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#993	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1872	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#144	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1002	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#1492	Crown of the Goblin King	14
#758	Daffy Taffy	36
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#981	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#208	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	17
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#82	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#684	Drowsy Sword	25
#52	Duskwalker fangs	12
#55	Duskwalker syringe	24
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola	254
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#368	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#353	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#566	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#52	El Vibrato power sphere	34
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#69	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#194	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#152	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#13	El Vibrato trapezoid	3
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#547	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#42	Elmley shades	30
#426	Ent cider	16
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#91	Frat Army FGF	93
#168	Frogade	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#116	GOTO	5
#25	Gaia beads	231
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#134	Genalen™ Bottle	27
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#171	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#88	Gin Mint	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#73	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#62	Gnollish casserole dish	17
#133	Gnollish flyswatter	24
#90	Gnollish pie server	20
#89	Gnollish pie tin	98
#147	Gnollish plunger	19
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#157	Gnollish toolbox	42
#45	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	8
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#513	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#74	Hippy Army MPE	195
#80	Hollandaise helmet	157
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#15	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1,630
#394	Imp Ale	460
#1192	Instant Karma	1
#997	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#243	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#105	Jocko Homo's head	12
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#190	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	12
#901	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#52	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	24
#170	Knob Goblin elite helm	36
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#121	Knob Goblin elite polearm	48
#164	Knob Goblin elite shirt	55
#181	Knob Goblin firecracker	138
#120	Knob Goblin harem pants	56
#136	Knob Goblin harem veil	42
#363	Knob Goblin love potion	32
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#156	Knob Goblin melon baller	19
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#177	Knob Goblin pants	96
#124	Knob Goblin perfume	32
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#176	Knob Goblin scimitar	93
#179	Knob Goblin seltzer	120
#550	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#309	Knob Goblin steroids	33
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#178	Knob Goblin superseltzer	50
#162	Knob Goblin tongs	114
#182	Knob Goblin visor	38
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#128	Knob lo mein	2
#252	Knob mushroom	40
#56	Knob nuts	27
#480	Knob sausage	4
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#88	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#305	Knoll mushroom	36
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#721	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#553	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#147	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#31	Lockenstock™ sandals	226
#1018	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	25
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#632	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1199	M-242	1
#8	MSG	897
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#542	Mad Train wine	153
#304	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#158	Marquis de Poivre soda	91
#168	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#66	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	141
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#578	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#158	Meleegra™ pills	71
#140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	27
#95	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,258
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#153	Misty Cape	12
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#99	Mohawk wig	136
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#85	Monstar energy beverage	155
#101	Morto Moreto	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#250	Mr. Haggis	1
#118	Mr. Joe's bangles	12
#1604	Mr. Mediocrebar	18
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#157	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#200	Newbiesport™ tent	16
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#762	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#76	O'RLY manual	29
#136	Oil of Parrrlay	25
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#865	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#127	Orcish baseball cap	37
#81	Orcish cargo shorts	52
#159	Orcish frat-paddle	25
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#41	PADL Phone	445
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#611	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#258	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#50	Polysniff Perfume	35
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#257	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#529	Ram's Face Lager	22
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1334	Rock Pops	28
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#282	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#710	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#149	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#69	Space Tourist Phaser	11
#80	Space Tours Tripple	23
#227	Spam Witch sammich	204
#27	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#303	Spooky Surprise Egg	44
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#73	Squat-Thrust Magazine	15
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#382	Supernova Champagne	9
#178	Swabbie™ swab	23
#52	T.U.R.D.S. Key	33
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#280	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	215
#236	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#298	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	11
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#42	The Ring	2
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#394	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#158	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	36
#261	Trollhouse cookies	174
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#243	Tuesday's ruby	10
#189	Typical Tavern swill	43
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#269	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2087	Valentine	2
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#111	Volartta's bellbottoms	9
#236	WA	1
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#248	Warm Subject gift certificate	565
#71	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	10
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#60	Whoompa Fur Pants	11
#1629	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#69	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	37
#71	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	41
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#859	Yummy Tummy bean	203
#263	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#219	a butt tuba	4
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#157	abominable blubber	4
#570	abominable snowcone	15
#385	accidental cider	2
#160	acid-squirting flower	28
#259	acoustic guitarrr	15
#164	adder bladder	89
#1556	adorable seal larva	1
#123	all-purpose cleaner	87
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#619	alphabet gum	1
#114	amok pudding	3
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#105	ancient frozen dinner	27
#62	ancient ice cream scoop	20
#148	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#117	ancient poisoned dart	28
#17	ancient protein powder	809
#103	ancient spice	42
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#251	annoying pitchfork	11
#203	ant agonist	17
#268	ant hoe	1
#165	ant pick	2
#121	ant pitchfork	3
#88	ant rake	6
#164	ant sickle	2
#188	anti-anti-antidote	24
#767	anticheese	3
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#229	antique greaves	37
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#272	antique helmet	29
#105	antique packet of ketchup	24
#248	antique shield	36
#289	antique spear	28
#82	armgun	71
#375	arrrgyle socks	6
#50	artisanal limoncello	25
#55	asbestos apron	24
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#227	asparagus knife	41
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#343	asshat	4
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#109	awful poetry journal	1,915
#357	bätzle	1
#657	baby killer bee	14
#1712	baconstone	3
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#85	baconstone earring	2
#216	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#58	bad-ass club	3
#2164	badass belt	24
#61	badge of authority	8
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#421	baggie of powdered sugar	42
#201	balaclava	4
#179	balaclava baklava	20
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#497	balloon monkey	3
#35	balloon sword	14
#172	ballroom blintz	36
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#727	banana	4
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#563	banana peel	2
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#217	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#57	bar whip	2
#729	barbed-wire fence	3
#211	bargain flash powder	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#471	barrrnacle	33
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#117	barskin tent	2
#50	bartender skull	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#367	baseball	11
#68	basic meat crossbow	3
#97	basic meat fez	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#63	basic meat spork	3
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#336	bat guano	36
#167	bat haggis	2
#77	bat whip	1
#258	bat wing	64
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#241	batblade	13
#372	batgut	69
#56	battered hubcap	14
#280	beach glass bead	15
#197	beach glass necklace	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#143	beanbag chair	4
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#231	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#27	beer bong	215
#171	beer cartilage	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#185	beer lens	15
#59	beer-a-pult	3
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#117	beer-soaked mop	6
#581	beertini	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#313	beholed bedsheet	3
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#49	bejeweled pledge pin	232
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#94	big bass drum	25
#93	big boom	22
#161	big red clown nose	57
#464	big rock	1
#117	big stick	4
#47	bigger stick	5
#343	bilge wine	41
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#257	bird rib	4
#279	bit of clingfilm	15
#254	bit-o-cactus	14
#111	black & tan	45
#202	black cherry soda	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#188	black facepaint	1
#144	black forest cake	39
#150	black forest ham	22
#79	black greaves	52
#82	black helmet	48
#132	black kettle drum	10
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#145	black pension check	70
#102	black pepper	50
#379	black picnic basket	2
#210	black pixel	156
#382	black plastic oyster egg	13
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#125	black pudding	29
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#79	black shield	50
#855	black snake skin	1
#462	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#72	black sword	66
#269	black velvet box	1
#240	blackberry	58
#64	blackberry combat boots	8
#80	blackberry galoshes	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#67	blackberry slippers	4
#3060	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1649	blood flower	1
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#314	blood-faced volleyball	1
🥉	bloodied surgical dungarees	170
#793	bloody beer	3
#120	bloody clown pants	70
#479	bloody mary	2
#228	blue class ring	16
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#877	blue pixel	20
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#128	blue polka-dot oyster egg	24
#753	blue snowcone	2
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#240	boilermaker	1
#212	bone collar	1
#114	bone flute	23
#294	bone rattle	6
#346	booty chest charrrm	16
#104	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#53	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	87
#85	bottle of Definit	40
#123	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	22
#173	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
#50	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	134
#88	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	123
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#135	bottle of alcohol	38
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#305	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#442	bottle of gin	35
#1833	bottle of goofballs	12
#420	bottle of pirate juice	2
#462	bottle of popskull	3
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#183	bottle of rum	450
#206	bottle of sewage schnapps	36
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#142	bottle of tequila	267
#36	bottle of ultravitamins	19
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what items are this player missing?