Museum :: Gustalph

Gustalph

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#158	ND	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#486	around the world	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#940	bat guano	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#727	black sword	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#29	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	47
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#2707	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#818	catgut	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#1025	daisy	1
#964	dark potion	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#163	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#738	fetid feather	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#815	foam dart	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#271	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#549	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#655	hair spray	1
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#684	hot date	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#506	keg shield	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#349	knob ka-bobs	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#795	leathery cat skin	1
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1233	lemon	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#670	leotarrrd	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#210	little round pebble	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#921	marshmallow	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1042	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#629	megatofu	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#1204	metallic A	1
#938	milky potion	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#152	monster bait	1
#729	mood ring	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#963	moxie weed	1
#690	mugcake	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#912	murky potion	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#942	orange	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1171	original G	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1761	pail	1
#740	palm frond	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#807	party hat	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#737	personal massager	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#842	phat turquoise bead	1
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#1171	phonics down	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#705	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#726	pirate pelvis	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#214	plum wine	1
#450	pointed stick	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#1168	potato sprout	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#695	poutine	1
#988	pr0n legs	1
#437	prismatic wad	1
#1166	probability potion	1
#1187	procrastination potion	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#845	quantum taco	1
#557	ram horns	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#796	red pixel	1
#661	red pixel potion	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#774	reodorant	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#611	rice bowl	1
#1123	ridiculously huge sword	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#368	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1556	roasted marshmallow	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#856	royal jelly	1
#558	rubber axe	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#981	salamander spleen	1
#855	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#92	sandcastle	1
#1709	saucepan	1
#578	savoy truffle	1
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#442	scorpion whip	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#399	serpentine sword	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#179	sewer turtle	1
#313	shaving cream	1
#771	shingle	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#175	shot of peach schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#723	silver tongue charrrm	1
#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#534	sk8board	1
#1414	skeleton bone	1
#943	skeleton key	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#788	skewer	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
#244	slingshot	1
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#1014	smart skull	1
#942	smoky potion	1
#1120	snake	1
#349	snake shield	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#475	snorkel	1
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#1334	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#374	spiced rum	1
#1063	spices	1
#1159	spider web	1
#822	spiked femur	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#682	spork	1
#444	spray paint	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#1001	star	1
#310	star buckler	1
#919	star chart	1
#606	star hat	1
#338	star key lime pie	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#309	star staff	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#799	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#324	stone baseball cap	1
#389	stone frisbee	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#888	strawberry	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#175	suede shortsword	1
#1224	sunken chest	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#928	swirly potion	1
#172	sword of static	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#811	t8r tots	1
#831	taco shell	1
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#351	tambourine	1
#729	tambourine bells	1
#73	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#617	tassel	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#610	tequila grenade	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#286	terrible poem	2
#1620	thin black candle	1
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
#891	tires	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#3157	toast	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1136	tomato	1
#1841	towel	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#126	wet stew	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#355	yak skin	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,209 items total!

what items are this player missing?