Museum :: Archipelago71

Archipelago71

Rank	Item	Quantity
#441	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#175	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#420	1-ball	11
#12	1.21 jigawatts	11
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#14	100-Watt bulb	11
#301	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	29
#18	17-ball	1
#387	2-ball	11
#31	25-meat staff	11
#409	3-ball	11
#167	30669 scroll	72
#168	33398 scroll	129
#136	334 scroll	54
#96	37x37x37 puzzle cube	38
#405	4-ball	11
#34	4-d camera	11
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#401	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#400	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#89	668 scroll	17
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#12	7-inch discus	11
#1224	8-ball	8
#123	9-ball	9
#75	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#21	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
#45	A muse-bouche	11
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#12	Abyssal ember	11
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#105	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#25	Alice's Army Dervish	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	9
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil Coward	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	3
#5	Alice's Army Foil Guard	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	11
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	11
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	8
#5	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	11
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Page	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	11
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#216	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#44	Ankh of Badahnkadh	11
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#17	Arrrmetia trading card	11
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#22	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	11
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#16	Aura Libre	11
🥇	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#9	Aye Aye	11
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#15	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	11
#60	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	11
#70	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	11
#361	BGE merchandise order form	11
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#797	BGE shotglass	11
#53	BGE temporary tattoo	11
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#9	BRICKO airship	5
#11	BRICKO bat	11
#341	BRICKO brick	60
#15	BRICKO bulwark	11
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#10	BRICKO elephant	11
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#11	BRICKO hat	11
#8	BRICKO octopus	11
#20	BRICKO ooze	11
#11	BRICKO oyster	11
#10	BRICKO pants	11
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#5	BRICKO pyramid	11
#8	BRICKO python	11
#57	BRICKO reactor	9
#11	BRICKO sword	11
#11	BRICKO trunk	11
#16	BRICKO turtle	11
#8	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	3
#186	BURT	154
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#75	Barney's rake	4
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#1077	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#209	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#43	Bash-Ōs boxtop	17
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#86	Battlie Light Saver	11
#167	Beach Buck	7
#32	Beignet Milgranet	11
#56	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#75	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	9
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#127	BitterSweetTarts	11
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#30	Bjorn's Hammer	11
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#13	Black Hole	11
#377	Black No. 2	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#34	Blizzards I Have Died In	11
#55	Blood 'n' Plenty	11
#319	Blood Light	11
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#801	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#8	Bonestabber	11
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#65	Boris's key lime	11
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#161	Boris's ring	10
#304	Boss Bat bling	11
#1112	Boss Bat britches	11
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#350	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	11
#21	Bright Water	11
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#13	Buttery Knob	11
#53	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#622	CRIMBCO scrip	260
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#325	CSA fire-starting kit	11
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#13	Caipiranha	11
#133	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#20	Can-Can skirt	4
#29	Candicaine	11
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#11	Cement Mixer	11
#18	Cerebral Cloche	11
#33	Cerebral Crossbow	11
#11	Cerebral Culottes	11
#14	Chakra Libre	11
#16	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	11
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#6	Chester's Aquarius medallion	6
#5	Chester's bag of candy	12
#5	Chester's cutoffs	11
#8	Chester's moustache	8
#4	Chester's muscle shirt	7
#6	Chester's sunglasses	6
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#63	Chinese curse words	3
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#6	Chorale of Companionship	6
#34	Chori Zo trading card	4
#75	Cinco Mayo Lager	4
#163	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#75	Claybender glasses	10
#48	Climate Colada	1
#125	Cloaca Cola Polar	10
#1450	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#385	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#154	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#22	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	11
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#78	Coily™	1
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#42	Comet Drop	3
#41	Comet Pop	11
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#159	Cosmic Calorie	11
#25	Crazymaker	11
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#564	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
🥈	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	11
🥉	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	11
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#12	Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	11
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#31	Crimbo paste	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#231	Crimbo pie	11
🥈	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	11
#11	Crimbo sword	1
🥈	Crimbo tree flocker	11
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#40	Crimbojito	11
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#1276	Crimbuck	344
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#12	DNOTC Box	11
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#14	Dark & Starry	11
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#95	Divine	11
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#80	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#10	Doublepunchplanter	11
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#844	Drowsy Sword	18
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#21	Dump Truck	11
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#80	Duskwalker syringe	11
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#375	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	7
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#17	Earring of Fire	4
#9	Earth and Firewater	11
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#231	Effermint™ tablets	2
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#55	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	11
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	11
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	11
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#5	Ellsbury's journal	9
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#8	Ellsbury's skull	9
#346	Elmley shades	2
#8	Elron's Explosive Etude	7
#46	Elvish delight	11
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#82	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#815	Ent cider	4
#15	Event Horizon	13
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#14	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#12	Extra-slimy Slimosa	11
#759	FDKOL commendation	13
#4	FDKOL fire hose	3
#68	FDKOL hotcakes	111
#7	FDKOL tattoo	11
#31	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	11
#12	Fauna Libre	11
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#10	Firewater	11
#61	Flamin' Whatshisname	8
#20	Flaming Caipiranha	11
#14	Flaming Knob	11
#28	Flaming Mohobo	11
#13	Flaming Sazerorc	11
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#12	Flying Caipiranha	11
#9	Frankly Mr. Shank	11
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#165	Freddy Kruegerand	22
🥇	French slippers	1
#65	Frogade	11
#21	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#8	Frosty's carrot	9
#157	Frosty's frosty mug	11
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#8	Frosty's nailbat	11
#7	Frosty's old silk hat	9
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#6	Frown Exerciser	11
#40	Fu Manchu Wax	22
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#27	Fuzzy Tentacle	6
#87	GOTO	11
#255	Gaia beads	11
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#197	Game Grid ticket	11
#155	Game Grid token	11
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#116	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	13
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#123	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#30	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	11
#125	Gearhead Goo	3
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#99	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
#24	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	7
#27	Gin Mint	11
#185	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	12
#115	Gnollish Crossdress	2
#33	Gnollish autoplunger	11
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#65	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	6
#750	Go-Wassail	11
#10	Golden Light	11
#12	Golden Mean	11
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#644	Goodfella contract	16
#72	Gordon Bennett	11
#10	Grasshopper	11
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#171	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#21	Great Older Fashioned	8
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#14	Green Burlap	11
#151	Green Clover of Justice	12
#17	Green Giant	12
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#21	Green Muslin	5
#9	Green Velvet	12
#11	Grim Brothers' story book	2
#24	Grimacite Bock	2
#124	Gummi-DNA	11
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#25	Hairpiece On Fire	11
#14	Half a Purse	11
#8	Hand in Glove	11
#10	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	10
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#42	Hatorade	11
#271	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	14
#87	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	11
#12	Haymaker	11
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#87	Hell broth	4
#288	Hell ramen	11
#90	Helm of the Scream Emperor	5
#10	Herring Daiquiri	11
#13	Herring Wallbanger	11
#12	Herringtini	11
#40	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#10	Hodgman's almanac	4
#118	Hodgman's blanket	11
#11	Hodgman's bow tie	6
#5	Hodgman's cane	5
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#4	Hodgman's garbage sticker	6
#4	Hodgman's harmonica	7
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#7	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	6
#12	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	4
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#5	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	11
#10	Hodgman's lucky sock	4
#4	Hodgman's metal detector	7
#5	Hodgman's porkpie hat	10
#8	Hodgman's varcolac paw	4
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#286	Hollandaise helmet	11
#18	Humanitini	11
#6	Humpty Dumplings	28
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#124	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	29
#250	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#1518	Imp Ale	11
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#531	Instant Karma	10
#31	Interview With You (a Vampire)	11
#33	Irish Coffee, English Heart	4
#631	Iron Beta of Industry	10
#505	Jack-in-the-box	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#28	Jackhammer	4
#80	Jacob's rung	2
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#60	Jarlsberg's key lime	11
#112	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	11
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#9	Jawmaster 2000™	11
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#181	Jocko Homo's head	9
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#59	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#47	Junk-Bond	4
#11	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	11
#12	Kentucky-fried meat staff	11
#16	Kentucky-fried meat sword	11
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#28	Kevlar balloon	11
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#33	Kissin' Cousins	11
#33	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	4
#76	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	3
#163	Knob Goblin Mutagen	4
#62	Knob Goblin Uberpants	11
#83	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#405	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#82	Knob Goblin eyedrops	11
#710	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#564	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#136	Knob Goblin lunchbox	12
#219	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#92	Knob Goblin nasal spray	11
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#276	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#520	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#55	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	11
#411	Knob Goblin spatula	11
#506	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#66	Knob Goblin stink bomb	11
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#48	Knob lo mein	11
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#119	Knob nuts	7
#217	Knob pasty	2
#330	Knob sausage	11
#40	Knob sausage stir-fry	11
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#81	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	11
#83	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	11
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🥈	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	11
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#217	SPF 451 lip balm	11
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#10	Sazuruk-hai	11
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#16	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	11
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#98	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	10
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#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
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#13	Slimosa	11
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#14	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	11
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#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#112	Space Tourist Phaser	5
#160	Space Tours Tripple	5
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#747	Spam Witch sammich	11
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#130	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
#472	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
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#12	Suffering Sinner	11
#220	Sugar Cog	11
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#20	Super Magic Power Sword X	11
#46	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#336	Supernova Champagne	11
#9	Suppurating Sinner	11
#250	Swabbie™ swab	11
#119	Sweet Sword	1
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#16	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	19
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#89	T.U.R.D.S. Key	11
#593	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	11
#83	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	230
#17	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	11
#67	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	283
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#83	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	154
#78	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	172
#80	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	148
#98	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	106
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#364	Typical Tavern swill	11
#22	UV monocular	5
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#51	Ultracolor™ shirt	11
#29	Ultrasoldier Serum	40
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#199	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	65
#268	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
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#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#57	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	11
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#68	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	11
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#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
🥉	warbear high festival pants	2
#28	warbear high-efficiency still	6
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#109	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	11
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#14	warbear jackhammer drill press	7
#11	warbear laser beacon	11
🥉	warbear laser bowtie	2
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#136	warbear liquid overcoat	11
#9	warbear long johns	1
#97	warbear metalworking primer	11
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#12	warbear oil pan	11
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#103	warbear procedural hilarity drone	11
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#240	warbear requisition box	11
#118	warbear robo-camouflage unit	11
#108	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	11
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#46	warbear soda machine assembler	11
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#51	warbear thermoregulator bread	11
#247	warbear trouser fragment	11
#144	warbear wardance potion	11
#45	warbear warrior bread	11
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#571	warbear whosit	11
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#166	warm mushroom	11
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
🥈	washboard shield	1
#725	water pipe bomb	11
#161	water purification pills	11
#474	water wings	1
#67	water-polo cap	5
#23	water-polo mitt	6
#121	watered-down Red Minotaur	12
#6	waterlogged bootstraps	11
#100	waterlogged crate	2
🥉	wax hat	11
#24	wax lips	1
#4	wax pants	11
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#15	weegee sqouija	11
#42	weighted paperclip chain	3
#94	weremoose spit	6
#45	wet stew	11
#38	wet venom duct	11
#99	whalebone corset	11
#1538	wheel	1
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#54	whip kit	11
#380	whisker pencil	11
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#214	whiskey sour	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#223	white Xanadian	1
#337	white balloon	11
#48	white belt	1
#669	white candy heart	11
#73	white candygram	11
#218	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#517	white chocolate chips	11
#509	white class ring	11
#157	white collar	11
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#555	white lightning	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#727	white pixel	11
#175	white rice	11
#301	white satin pants	11
#192	white satin shield	11
#567	white snake skin	11
#34	white snakeskin duster	5
#339	white sword	11
#17	white whip	11
#27	whole roasted chicken	10
#119	wholeberd	1
#1251	whoopie cushion	12
#249	wicker shield	11
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#6	wild honey pie	11
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#118	willyweed	11
#1304	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#236	wind-up meatcar	49
#131	wind-up owl	2
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#426	windchimes	11
#192	wine spritzer	5
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#22	wings of fire	11
#807	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
#615	witch hat	1
#30	witch wart	7
#273	witty rapier	11
#35	woim	1
#10	woimbook	11
#106	wok lobster	1
#675	wolf mask	11
#531	wolfman mask	11
#132	wonderwall shield	11
#366	wooden axe	1
#222	wooden block	14
#68	wooden figurine	11
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#180	wool hat	11
#46	wool sock	1
#34	woolen cravat	2
#12	world's most unappetizing beverage	14
#84	world's smallest violin	11
#179	worn tophat	11
#388	worthless gewgaw	11
#450	worthless knick-knack	11
#324	worthless trinket	11
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#55	wreath of laurels	10
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#419	wrench bracelet	7
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#10	wristwatch of the white knight	11
#36	wumpus hair	47
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#4	wumpus-hair sweater	7
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#926	x-ray specs	11
#42	yak anorak	11
#173	yak skin	7
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#67	yam candy	4
#21	ye olde golde frontes	11
#222	yellow brick road	4
#786	yellow candy heart	11
#116	yellow candygram	11
#63	yellow drunki-bear	11
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#516	yellow gummi ingot	41
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1345	yellow snowcone	11
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#304	yeti fur	637
#2204	yo	1
#1260	yo-yo	11
#236	yohohoyo	11
#67	your own black heart	11
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#21	zen motorcycle	4
#101	zmobie	4
#152	zombie hollandaise	3
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 87,203 items total!

what items are this player missing?