| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #115 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #31 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 2 |
| #121 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #468 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #70 | Afternoon Delight | 2 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #215 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #129 | Atomic Pop | 5 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #609 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #419 | BRICKO eye brick | 2 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #446 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| #237 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #193 | BitterSweetTarts | 2 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #95 | Bowl of Scorpions | 2 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #55 | Bright Water | 2 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #973 | CRIMBCO scrip | 75 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #201 | CSA discount card | 2 |
| #335 | CSA fire-starting kit | 10 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #39 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 2 |
| #152 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #229 | Corpse Island iced tea | 23 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #323 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| #839 | Crimbo candied pecan | 9 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #74 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #816 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #205 | Crimbo pie | 13 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #227 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #731 | FDKOL commendation | 19 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #9 | Faux | 2 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #445 | Frat Army FGF | 2 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #132 | GOTO | 3 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #713 | Go-Wassail | 13 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #170 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 3 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #411 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #81 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #769 | M-242 | 7 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #30 | Marltini | 2 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #17 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #434 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #224 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
| #202 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #186 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #200 | Nuclear Blastball | 3 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #555 | PADL Phone | 2 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #142 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 3 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #153 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #60 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 26 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #28 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 548 |
| #178 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 2 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #168 | Steal This Candy | 13 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #20 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #298 | Supernova Champagne | 14 |
| #659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
| #739 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #262 | Tiger-lily's milk | 2 |
| #160 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #152 | Trainbot plating | 2 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #802 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 3 |
| #1027 | Valentine | 12 |
| #91 | Van der Graaf helmet | 2 |
| #32 | Velvet Veil | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #199 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 2 |
| #245 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #165 | abominable blubber | 3 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #350 | alphabet gum | 4 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #423 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #684 | anticheese | 4 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #328 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #967 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #590 | baby killer bee | 16 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #118 | bag of pygmy blood | 4 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #183 | balloon helmet | 2 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #571 | bananagate | 8 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #149 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #244 | battered Crimbo Crate | 51 |
| #312 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
| #483 | beach glass bead | 4 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #561 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #354 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #392 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| #148 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #347 | big rock | 2 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #103 | black eye shadow | 3 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #403 | black forest cake | 5 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #334 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #179 | black pudding | 19 |
| #129 | black sheepskin diploma | 2 |
| #734 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #127 | blackberry polite | 2 |
| #135 | blank fudge mold | 4 |
| #96 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #440 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #117 | bone abacus | 3 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #266 | borg sock monkey | 8 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #666 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #269 | bottle opener belt buckle | 10 |
| #162 | bottled inspiration | 5 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #82 | box of Familiar Jacks | 4 |
| #161 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 4 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| #219 | brick of sand | 8 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #404 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #595 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 15 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #676 | candied yams | 13 |
| #543 | candy brain | 4 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #141 | candy cigarette | 13 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #537 | canopic jar | 2 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #295 | chewing gum on a string | 40 |
| #67 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
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| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #139 | chocolate saucepan | 4 |
| #40 | chocolate-covered caviar | 13 |
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| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
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| #533 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
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| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
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| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #893 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #499 | cold ninja mask | 4 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #157 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #244 | corned-beef Reuben | 4 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #237 | corpse on the beach | 21 |
| #326 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #527 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
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| #172 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #269 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #117 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #405 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #100 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #291 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #142 | death blossom | 2 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #843 | delicious salad | 28 |
| #130 | delicious stinkbug | 3 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #659 | disassembled clover | 54 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #120 | divine champagne flute | 155 |
| #410 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #71 | divine cracker | 202 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #772 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #47 | dubious peppermint | 17 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
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| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #671 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #723 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #105 | elegant nightstick | 2 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #737 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #188 | elven medi-pack | 2 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #585 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #56 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 222 |
| #1264 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #92 | enchanted eyepatch | 3 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #462 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #95 | evil golden arches | 17 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #52 | exploding cigar | 2 |
| #74 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #22 | extra-strength rubber bands | 2 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #290 | fancy chocolate car | 11 |
| #1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
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| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #326 | floaty sand | 49 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #67 | flute of flat champagne | 300 |
| #214 | foam noodle | 6 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #324 | fossilized torso | 15 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #256 | frigid fudgepuck | 14 |
| #235 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #65 | fruitfilm | 12 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #145 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #1354 | fudgecule | 4 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #30 | funky junk key | 4 |
| #102 | funny bone | 2 |
| #1363 | furry fur | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #101 | giant grain of protein powder | 2 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #172 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #157 | giant penguin keychain | 3 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #93 | giant red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #122 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #1751 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #125 | gingham blouse | 2 |
| #63 | ginormous pumpkin | 6 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #230 | glittery mascara | 2 |
| #101 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #247 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #135 | glob of spoiled mayo | 2 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #127 | glowing fungus | 3 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #157 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #277 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #61 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #231 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #328 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #298 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #260 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #73 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #441 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1411 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #321 | handful of honey | 6 |
| #329 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1398 | helmet turtle | 6 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #480 | herringcello | 30 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #141 | honey stick | 2 |
| #453 | honey-dipped locust | 3 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #111 | huge pumpkin | 3 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #647 | iGoogly | 25 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1012 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #47 | junk food | 2 |
| #18 | junk trunks | 2 |
| #72 | junk yard | 2 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1042 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #167 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #359 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #205 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #89 | lesser grodulated violet | 167 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #44 | linoleum helmet turtle | 3 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #109 | liver and let pie | 2 |
| #92 | liver popsicle | 2 |
| #63 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #199 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #28 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #337 | mariachi pants | 55 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #155 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #15 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 2 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #532 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 2 |
| #110 | mouse skull | 2 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #459 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #72 | mummy mask | 3 |
| #330 | mylar scout drone | 15 |
| #62 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #772 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #495 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #212 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #182 | open sauce | 2 |
| #229 | opera mask | 3 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #173 | overcookie | 2 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #93 | oversized skullcap | 2 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #39 | packet of orchid seeds | 4 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #102 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #146 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #161 | party hat | 22 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #759 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #161 | pec oil | 2 |
| #140 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #503 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #267 | philosopher's scone | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #213 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2 |
| #171 | pill cup | 2 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #931 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #72 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #22 | pixel bread | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #58 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #67 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #729 | pretty flower | 67 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #391 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #478 | ravioli hat | 45 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #189 | red button | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #139 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #578 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #92 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
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| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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