Museum :: Bassvamp

Bassvamp

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#111	"KICK ME" sign	1
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#236	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#467	ASCII shirt	3
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#67	Afternoon Delight	2
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#315	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#1220	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#128	Atomic Pop	5
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#610	BGE merchandise order form	5
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#75	Bag o' Tricks	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#588	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#447	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#194	BitterSweetTarts	2
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#530	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#94	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#75	Bowlet	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#55	Bright Water	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1394	CRIMBCO mug	4
#975	CRIMBCO scrip	75
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#201	CSA discount card	2
#336	CSA fire-starting kit	10
#82	Candicaine	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#43	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#151	Cheer-Up soda	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#72	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#88	Chori Zo trading card	2
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#170	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1034	Cold Hots candy	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#72	Comet Pop	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#228	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#315	Crimbo Factory surprise box	4
#836	Crimbo candied pecan	9
#993	Crimbo fudge	6
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#814	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#204	Crimbo pie	13
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#220	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3592	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#92	Cursed Punch	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#239	Eldritch snap	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#496	Elfin shortbread	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#732	FDKOL commendation	19
#460	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#244	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#9	Faux	2
#858	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#117	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#444	Frat Army FGF	2
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#132	GOTO	3
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#263	Game Grid token	1
#305	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#711	Go-Wassail	13
#943	Goodfella contract	2
#169	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#81	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#118	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#97	Jacob's rung	1
#479	Jocko Homo's head	4
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#146	Knob jelly donut	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#768	M-242	7
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#31	Marltini	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#15	Morphan	1
#16	Mysterious Stranger	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#428	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#1568	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#230	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#223	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	5
#200	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	6
#155	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#180	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#201	Nuclear Blastball	3
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#553	PADL Phone	2
#14	Peaclock	1
#198	Piddles	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#194	Polka Pop	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#152	Racisto Ruidoso	2
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#66	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#536	Silver Bullet beer	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#60	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	26
#18	Snoutlet	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#252	Space Tours Tripple	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#28	Spooky Surprise Egg	548
#176	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#167	Steal This Candy	13
#163	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#64	Stooper	1
#15	Straypler	1
#19	Strong, Silent Type	1
#297	Supernova Champagne	14
#659	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	7
#738	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#107	Texas tea	1
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#31	The Spirit of Giving	1
#62	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#494	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#691	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#254	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#2327	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#260	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#159	Trainbot circuitry	2
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#151	Trainbot plating	2
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#543	Tuesday's ruby	2
#17	Turtive	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#803	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	3
#1025	Valentine	12
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#31	Velvet Veil	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#428	White Citadel fries	1
#104	White Hyborian	1
#1953	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#502	Workytime Tea	3
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#15	Wullabye	1
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#243	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#437	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#163	abominable blubber	3
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#22	acceptable mayolus	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#118	actual tapas	1
#196	adder	1
#713	adder bladder	2
#1555	adorable seal larva	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#96	alien hologram projector	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#347	alphabet gum	4
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#421	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#484	anti-anti-antidote	1
#686	anticheese	4
#893	antique helmet	1
#571	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#904	antique shield	1
#770	antique spear	2
#18	arm buzzer	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#325	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1101	asbestos ore	1
#386	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#970	astral mushroom	3
#179	attorney's badge	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1663	awful poetry journal	3
#588	baby killer bee	16
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#1712	baconstone	3
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#212	bag of GORF	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#118	bag of pygmy blood	4
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#429	balaclava	1
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#181	balloon helmet	2
#497	balloon monkey	3
#309	balloon sword	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#572	bananagate	8
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#1588	barrrnacle	3
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#42	basic martini	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#27	bastard baster	1
#783	batblade	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#244	battered Crimbo Crate	51
#311	bazookafish bubble gum	3
#523	beach glass bead	3
#282	beanbag chair	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#556	beer helmet	2
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#784	beertini	1
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#353	begpwnia	2
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#391	belemnite fossil	11
#147	bellhop bell	3
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#463	big rock	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#584	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#226	black Crimbo ball	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#89	black belt	1
#54	black brandy	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#120	black cloak	1
#103	black eye shadow	3
#187	black facepaint	1
#402	black forest cake	5
#551	black forest ham	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#157	black label	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#333	black picnic basket	3
#1045	black pixel	1
#800	black plastic oyster egg	5
#845	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#177	black pudding	19
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#735	black snake skin	2
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#724	black sword	1
#185	black velvet box	2
#127	blackberry polite	2
#134	blank fudge mold	4
#95	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	3
#517	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#394	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1032	bloody beer	1
#433	blue class ring	5
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#122	blue shell	1
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#115	bone abacus	3
#170	book of matches	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#4	booze mailing list	1
#261	booze-soaked cherry	1
#267	borg sock monkey	8
#179	borrowed time	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#664	bottle of bubbles	2
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#267	bottle of realpagne	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#269	bottle opener belt buckle	10
#161	bottled inspiration	5
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#162	bowl of mernudo	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#245	bowling ball	1
#81	box of Familiar Jacks	4
#161	box of Pokëmann band-aids	4
#6710	box of sunshine	2
#136	brain preservation fluid	1
#231	breath mint	1
#219	brick of sand	8
#1382	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#624	broken sword	1
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#139	brown paper bag mask	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#336	bucket of honey	1
#159	bucket of wine	1
#591	buckyball	8
#52	bug paste	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#395	bunny liver	13
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#28	can of Minions-Be-Gone	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#594	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#901	candied kobold	2
#667	candied nuts	1
#675	candied yams	13
#540	candy brain	4
#3284	candy cane	4
#142	candy cigarette	13
#15	candy dog collar	1
#1061	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#2396	candy stake	3
#538	canopic jar	2
#1414	canteen of wine	5
#609	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#681	casino pass	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#235	charming flute	1
#417	cheap cigar butt	1
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#697	cheap toaster	3
#184	cheer-o-gram	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#84	chef skull	1
#296	chewing gum on a string	40
#65	chicle de salchicha	1
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#244	chintzy accordion pin	2
#354	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#196	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#54	chocolate box	2
#246	chocolate disco ball	1
#224	chocolate filthy lucre	27
#226	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#137	chocolate saucepan	4
#40	chocolate-covered caviar	13
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1144	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#190	cloning kit	1
#157	club sandwich	1
#153	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#30	coarse hemp socks	1
#202	cob of corn	1
#892	cocoa egg	4
#1271	coconut shell	1
#1141	cog	1
#498	cold ninja mask	4
#146	cold water bottle	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#693	commemorative war stein	3
#157	compression stocking	3
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#102	confiscated comic book	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#243	corned-beef Reuben	4
#848	cornuthaum	1
#237	corpse on the beach	21
#325	corpsedriver	15
#526	corpsetini	10
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#169	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#262	crappy brain	1
#137	crappy waiter disguise	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#363	crumbling rat skull	1
#122	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#116	cup of hickory chicory	1
#69	cup of lukewarm tea	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#298	curmudgel	2
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#384	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#406	cursed bottle of rum	2
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#99	cursed wishbone	3
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#292	cyborg doll	6
#538	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#1025	daisy	1
#140	dancing fan	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#123	das boot	1
#138	day-old beer	1
#1036	dead guy's watch	2
#141	death blossom	2
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#628	decorative fountain	3
#843	delicious salad	28
#131	delicious stinkbug	3
#58	demonic paste	1
#374	denim axe	1
#1265	dense meat stack	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
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