| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #578 | Angry Farmer candy | 114 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #171 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #20 | Barulio's bottle | 51 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #292 | Blood Light | 13 |
| #344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO mug | 90 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO scrip | 60 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #466 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1735 | Crimbuck | 97 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #150 | Daffy Taffy | 238 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #60 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #94 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 8 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #84 | Gnollish toolbox | 91 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #492 | Go-Wassail | 34 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #159 | Gummi-DNA | 8 |
| #210 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 22 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #160 | Hodgman's blanket | 9 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #353 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 18 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #376 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #706 | Knob mushroom | 2 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #136 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 135 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #37 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 89 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 12 |
| #156 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 15 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #427 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 126 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #250 | Nightstalker perfume | 9 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #267 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #406 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 37 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #354 | Rock Pops | 143 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #486 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #91 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 197 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #656 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 61 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #923 | Yummy Tummy bean | 183 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #49 | abandoned candy | 75 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #368 | ammonite fossil | 12 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #132 | awful poetry journal | 1,531 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #209 | bananagate | 34 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #23 | baobab sap | 3 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
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| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
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| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #55 | collapsible baton | 1 |
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| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
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| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
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| #51 | cup of hickory chicory | 9 |
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| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
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| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
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| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
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| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
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| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #25 | desktop zen garden | 3 |
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| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
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| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
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| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
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| #81 | dusty left tibia | 5 |
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| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
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| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
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| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
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| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
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| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
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| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
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| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
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| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
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| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
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| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
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| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #567 | herringcello | 28 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
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| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
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| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
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| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
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| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
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| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #285 | iGoogly | 92 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #247 | ice-cold six-pack | 53 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #39 | imitation crab crate | 28 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #101 | invisible bag | 8 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #348 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #446 | jerky coins | 44 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #383 | killing feather | 69 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #582 | knuckle sandwich | 35 |
| #269 | kumquartz | 25 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #443 | large box | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #14 | lawnmower blade | 28 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
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| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #384 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
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| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #123 | lollipop stick | 655 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
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| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #85 | long skinny balloon | 119 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
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| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #16 | machetito | 12 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #53 | magnolia blossom | 10 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #316 | marshmallow | 80 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #182 | marzipan skull | 100 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
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| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
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| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
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| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
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| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #28 | mermaid's purse | 6 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #305 | monomolecular yo-yo | 240 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #120 | mummy costume | 62 |
| #266 | mummy wrapping | 69 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #86 | nanite-infested candy cane | 165 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #352 | necrotizing body spray | 19 |
| #102 | neurostim pill | 10 |
| #363 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #423 | old coin purse | 9 |
| #429 | old leather wallet | 8 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #127 | opera mask | 7 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #125 | palm frond | 122 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
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| #256 | pearidot | 26 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
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| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
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| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
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| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #199 | pile of candy | 49 |
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| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
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| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
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| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #33 | pixel holy water | 42 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
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| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
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| #58 | pixellated moneybag | 44 |
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| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
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| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
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| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
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| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
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| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #347 | press-on ribs | 18 |
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| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
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| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #139 | protein paste | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
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| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #158 | pumpkinhead mask | 57 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #203 | raisin | 2 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #220 | raspberry | 4 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #752 | red gummi ingot | 12 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #106 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #88 | red striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #163 | ribbon candy | 8 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
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| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #755 | roasted marshmallow | 21 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #269 | robotronic egg | 91 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #457 | rogue swarmer | 78 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #459 | sawblade fragment | 72 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #126 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #159 | seaode | 1 |
| #155 | seaweed | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #168 | shirt kit | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #117 | silver shotgun shell | 4 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #70 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 340 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #250 | skeleton key ring | 3 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #337 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #236 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #43 | slimy chest | 9 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #397 | small box | 7 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #51 | small slimy cyst | 2 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #148 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #52 | snowball | 44 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #157 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #126 | spooky bark | 143 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #115 | spooky sap | 97 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #195 | stone wool | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #808 | strawberry | 2 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #264 | strawberyl | 27 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2225 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #46 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #827 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #244 | stuffed gray blob | 186 |
| #1765 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #1291 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2131 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1917 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #826 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 26 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2142 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1907 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2048 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #121 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #141 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #146 | sunken chest | 114 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #148 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #51 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 9 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #43 | tempura broccoli | 2 |
| #42 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #54 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #49 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #53 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2595 | toast | 23 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #133 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #441 | tofurkey gravy | 20 |
| #472 | tofurkey leg | 18 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #34 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #201 | tourmalime | 36 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #292 | toy hoverpad | 60 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #386 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #130 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #286 | unstable DNA | 185 |
| #396 | unstable laser battery | 69 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #155 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #80 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #152 | vinyl ore | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #185 | wad of slimy rags | 2 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #109 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #173 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #125 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #57 | wine-soaked bone chips | 17 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #154 | wolfman mask | 55 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #462 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #834 | yellow gummi ingot | 8 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #221 | yeti fur | 1,136 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |