| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #227 | 1-ball | 25 |
| #534 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 10 |
| #426 | 2-ball | 10 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #380 | 3-ball | 12 |
| #244 | 4-ball | 23 |
| #31 | 4-dimensional fez | 8 |
| #112 | 4-dimensional guitar | 23 |
| #435 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #396 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #51 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 102 |
| #153 | 7-ball | 54 |
| #441 | 8-ball | 56 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #302 | ASCII shirt | 6 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #22 | Accordion of Jordion | 12 |
| #12 | Adventurer bobblehead | 9 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #34 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 4 |
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #67 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 7 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #95 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 11 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #4 | BOOtonniere | 10 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #20 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 168 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| #31 | Belt of Howling Anger | 13 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #65 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 8 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #199 | Bonerdagon necklace | 48 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #22 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 19 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #36 | Boss Bat bling | 71 |
| #158 | Boss Bat britches | 76 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #53 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 10 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #101 | Carpathian longsword | 6 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #15 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 15 |
| #105 | Cheer-Up soda | 6 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #27 | Claybender glasses | 31 |
| #46 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 66 |
| #47 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 63 |
| #46 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 61 |
| #21 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 69 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #252 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #40 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 49 |
| #9 | Cookbook of the Damned | 49 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #55 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 30 |
| 🥉 | Covers-Your-Head | 3 |
| #220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 6 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot battery | 3 |
| #34 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 183 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 6 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 7 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 5 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 7 |
| #33 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 182 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 6 |
| #121 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 4 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 194 |
| #35 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 64 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #34 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 186 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #40 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 51 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 208 |
| #34 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 67 |
| #31 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 214 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #21 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 8 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #71 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #39 | Drowsy Sword | 256 |
| #5 | Drunkula's cape | 3 |
| 🥉 | Drunkula's silky pants | 5 |
| #17 | Duskwalker fangs | 42 |
| #25 | Dust bunny | 459 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #172 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #49 | Elmley shades | 28 |
| #295 | FDKOL commendation | 1,501 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #26 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 6 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #11 | Frigid Northern Beans | 22 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #116 | GOTO | 5 |
| #172 | Gaia beads | 23 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #31 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 14 |
| #68 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 5 |
| #38 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 48 |
| #236 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #73 | Gnollish autoplunger | 3 |
| #210 | Gnollish flyswatter | 14 |
| #126 | Gnollish pie server | 16 |
| #248 | Gnollish plunger | 11 |
| #174 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 12 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #23 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 30 |
| #35 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 14 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #26 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 18 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #26 | Groll doll | 164 |
| #28 | Hairpiece On Fire | 10 |
| #155 | Heimandatz's heart | 9 |
| #17 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 4 |
| #7 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 30 |
| #28 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 15 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's blanket | 13 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #9 | Hodgman's harmonica | 3 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #63 | Hollandaise helmet | 289 |
| #135 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #15 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 3 |
| #20 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 2 |
| #345 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 6 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #56 | Instant Karma | 221 |
| #41 | Iron Beta of Industry | 189 |
| #171 | Jack-in-the-box | 31 |
| #78 | Jacob's rung | 2 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #55 | Jefferson wings | 9 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #44 | Kashmir sweater | 3 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #96 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 7 |
| #24 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 55 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 22 |
| #262 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 23 |
| #289 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 18 |
| #529 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 8 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 18 |
| #73 | Knob Goblin pants | 237 |
| #60 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 271 |
| #362 | Knob Goblin spatula | 15 |
| #63 | Knob Goblin tongs | 326 |
| #64 | Knob Goblin visor | 224 |
| #22 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 129 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #34 | LOV Elephant | 2 |
| #138 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 10 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #136 | Lederhosen of the Night | 10 |
| #40 | Let Me Be! | 16 |
| #60 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 5 |
| #65 | Liam's mail | 15 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #163 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 26 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #46 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 261 |
| #43 | Mace of the Tortoise | 11 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #26 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 4 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #16 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 9 |
| #71 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 5 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #36 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 117 |
| #7 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 3 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 2 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #33 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 3 |
| #15 | Mer-kin begsign | 10 |
| #31 | Mer-kin breastplate | 13 |
| #33 | Mer-kin bunwig | 4 |
| #29 | Mer-kin digpick | 8 |
| #38 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 4 |
| #23 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 6 |
| #29 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 3 |
| #38 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #32 | Mer-kin hookspear | 28 |
| #21 | Mer-kin roundshield | 18 |
| #27 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 15 |
| #32 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 4 |
| #49 | Mer-kin takebag | 17 |
| #47 | Microplushie: Bropane | 190 |
| #32 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 81 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 88 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 39 |
| #56 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 140 |
| #57 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 207 |
| #51 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 21 |
| #40 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 119 |
| #43 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 254 |
| #36 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 151 |
| #50 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 171 |
| #45 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 3 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #28 | Misty Cape | 77 |
| #26 | Misty Cloak | 74 |
| #21 | Misty Robe | 89 |
| #22 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 4 |
| #32 | Mr. Haggis | 138 |
| #155 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 10 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #26 | Necrotelicomnicon | 49 |
| #44 | Newbiesport™ tent | 262 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #117 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 56 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #23 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #234 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #170 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 12 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #56 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #47 | Othello's military jacket | 4 |
| #9 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 8 |
| #35 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 36 |
| #45 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 3 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #42 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #9 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 29 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #50 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 39 |
| #115 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #9 | Rümpelstiltz | 3 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #102 | Red Rover BB gun | 34 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #143 | Rock and Roll Legend | 14 |
| #67 | Roman sadnals | 6 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #76 | Saturday Night Special | 5 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #33 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 2 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #36 | Shield of Icy Fate | 12 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #32 | Sinful Desires | 32 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #66 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 10 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #329 | Snow Queen Crown | 7 |
| #17 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 11 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #27 | Space Tourist Phaser | 46 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #77 | Spookyraven signet | 19 |
| #7 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 12 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #28 | Star Spawn | 11 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #71 | Sword of Dark Omens | 7 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #24 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 9 |
| #48 | TRIO cup of beer | 3 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #31 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 204 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #16 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 5 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #210 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The One Mood Ring | 4 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #34 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 4 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #10 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 16 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 14 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 15 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 9 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 21 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 7 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 19 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 18 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 56 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 6 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 10 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #10 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 26 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #103 | Tuesday's ruby | 32 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #59 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 9 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #108 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #14 | VYKEA hex key | 36 |
| #22 | Vicar's Tutu | 9 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #6 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #26 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 46 |
| #20 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 37 |
| #9 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 32 |
| #87 | X-37 gun | 2 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #9 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 3 |
| #208 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #105 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 5 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #176 | Ze™ goggles | 14 |
| #34 | Zim Merman's guitar | 18 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #103 | a butt tuba | 16 |
| #44 | accord ion | 9 |
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| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
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| #69 | amok putter | 4 |
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| #189 | ancient stone fist | 4 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #19 | baritone accordion | 19 |
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| #155 | barrrnacle | 89 |
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| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
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| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #267 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
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| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #19 | bezoar ring | 2 |
| #28 | big bad voodoo mask | 39 |
| #39 | big bass drum | 109 |
| #83 | big red clown nose | 171 |
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| #90 | black greaves | 41 |
| #123 | black helmet | 30 |
| #38 | black kettle drum | 62 |
| #100 | black shield | 36 |
| #146 | black sword | 26 |
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| #54 | blackberry slippers | 5 |
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| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
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| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
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| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
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| #173 | bone rattle | 13 |
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| #34 | bottle of goofballs | 405 |
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| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #215 | bottle opener belt buckle | 16 |
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| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
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| #147 | box | 110 |
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| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
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| #65 | boxing glove | 10 |
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| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #22 | brand new key | 10 |
| 🥈 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 6 |
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| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
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| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
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| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #273 | broken sword | 11 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #174 | bronze breastplate | 10 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #35 | brown felt tophat | 92 |
| #34 | brown paper bag mask | 73 |
| #32 | brown paper pants | 75 |
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| #176 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #744 | bum cheek | 6 |
| #35 | buoybottoms | 39 |
| #89 | burnt snowpants | 9 |
| #43 | butterfly knife | 10 |
| #180 | can of maces | 6 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #12 | candy dress shoes | 6 |
| #62 | candy knife | 4 |
| #19 | candy necktie | 24 |
| #24 | cane-mail pants | 2 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #17 | cap gun | 180 |
| #47 | cardboard katana | 22 |
| #42 | cardboard wakizashi | 106 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #20 | catskin cap | 6 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #26 | charming flute | 57 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #47 | cheap plastic blowgun | 7 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #155 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chef's hat | 372 |
| #32 | chest barrel | 2 |
| #95 | chintzy accordion pin | 7 |
| #187 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 5 |
| #118 | chintzy noodle ring | 9 |
| #146 | chintzy saucepan earring | 7 |
| #91 | chintzy seal pendant | 12 |
| #162 | chintzy turtle brooch | 6 |
| #70 | chisel | 2 |
| #75 | choco-Crimbot | 46 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #119 | chopsticks | 47 |
| #84 | chrome helmet turtle | 4 |
| #275 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
| #57 | clown shoes | 109 |
| #42 | clown whip | 5 |
| #84 | clownskin belt | 5 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #75 | clownskin harness | 8 |
| #321 | club necklace | 19 |
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| #57 | coal shovel | 4 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #128 | coffin lid | 13 |
| #98 | cold ninja mask | 45 |
| #97 | cold water bottle | 5 |
| #10 | collapsible baton | 17 |
| #53 | combat fan | 3 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #21 | compression stocking | 1,112 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #72 | cool whip | 156 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | corn holder | 58 |
| #159 | corncob pipe | 10 |
| #35 | cornuthaum | 307 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #20 | costume sword | 55 |
| #26 | crêepy mask | 104 |
| #76 | cracker | 3 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #74 | creepy doll head | 2 |
| #54 | creepy voice box | 4 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #38 | crowbar | 12 |
| #55 | crowbarrr | 50 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #4 | crushed steamer trunk | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #19 | crystal decanter | 3 |
| #381 | crystalline cheer | 50 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #25 | cuddly teddy bear | 6 |
| #123 | cup of infinite pencils | 12 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #25 | curmudgel | 49 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #11 | das boot | 31 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #18 | deep six-shooter | 80 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #68 | demon-horned hat | 2 |
| #106 | demonskin jacket | 2 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #157 | denim axe | 3 |
| #105 | dented harmonica | 36 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #123 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #194 | diamond necklace | 25 |
| #106 | diamond-studded cane | 95 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #17 | didgeridooka | 730 |
| #631 | dirty hobo gloves | 13 |
| #51 | dirty rigging rope | 6 |
| #161 | disbelief suspenders | 8 |
| #64 | discarded swimming trunks | 4 |
| #191 | disco ball | 284 |
| #191 | disco mask | 293 |
| #186 | disembodied smile | 2 |
| #52 | dishrag | 17 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #148 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 7 |
| #102 | double-barreled sling | 12 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #6 | drafty drawers | 9 |
| #389 | draggin' ball hat | 15 |
| #215 | dreadlock whip | 6 |
| #30 | dress pants | 18 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #115 | droll monocle | 10 |
| #428 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #354 | drywall axe | 37 |
| #15 | dubious loincloth | 6 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #90 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 14 |
| #56 | duonoculars | 7 |
| #164 | dusty animal cranium | 2 |
| #99 | dusty animal jawbone | 3 |
| #90 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 4 |
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| #65 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #70 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 6 |
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| #50 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 7 |
| #66 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 6 |
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| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
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| #83 | dusty left fibula | 5 |
| #108 | dusty left fifth rib | 4 |
| #76 | dusty left first front claw | 5 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
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| #60 | dusty left fourth front claw | 6 |
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| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
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| #110 | dusty left kneecap | 4 |
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| #139 | dusty left second front claw | 3 |
| #108 | dusty left second rear claw | 4 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
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| #63 | dusty left sixth rib | 6 |
| #139 | dusty left tenth rib | 3 |
| #58 | dusty left third front claw | 6 |
| #107 | dusty left third rear claw | 4 |
| #61 | dusty left third rib | 6 |
| #207 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #85 | dusty left twelfth rib | 5 |
| #52 | dusty left ulna | 7 |
| #96 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
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| #105 | dusty right eleventh rib | 4 |
| #106 | dusty right femur | 4 |
| #57 | dusty right fibula | 7 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #79 | dusty right first front claw | 5 |
| #139 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #182 | dusty right first rib | 2 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #75 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 5 |
| #151 | dusty right fourth rib | 3 |
| #87 | dusty right humerus | 5 |
| #88 | dusty right kneecap | 5 |
| #190 | dusty right ninth rib | 2 |
| #144 | dusty right radius | 3 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #77 | dusty right second front claw | 5 |
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| #78 | dusty right seventh rib | 5 |
| #187 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
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| #112 | dusty right thumb | 4 |
| #194 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #193 | dusty right ulna | 2 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #56 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 7 |
| #129 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #102 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #185 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
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| #100 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 4 |
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| #142 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #85 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #88 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #73 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 5 |
| #140 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #138 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #105 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #123 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 9 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #40 | easter egg balloon | 187 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | eerie fetish | 9 |
| #38 | eggbeater | 26 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #48 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #146 | eldritch effluvium | 501 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #55 | eldritch rub | 2 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #86 | electric crutch | 2 |
| #390 | electrical thingamabob | 6 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #30 | elegant nightstick | 30 |
| #127 | elephant stinger | 4 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #52 | enchanted handwarmer | 5 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #49 | enchantlers | 4 |
| #316 | energy drink IV | 7 |
| #13 | enormous hoop earring | 112 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #138 | extra-greasy slider | 18 |
| #74 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #172 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #234 | f3d0r4 | 43 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
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| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #79 | fancy opera glasses | 49 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #33 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #13 | filthy child leash | 1,946 |
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| #21 | finger cymbals | 90 |
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| #134 | fire poi | 34 |
| #40 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #11 | first-aid pouch | 31 |
| #38 | fish stick | 2 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #296 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #40 | fixed-gear bicycle | 2 |
| #78 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #425 | flaming crutch | 11 |
| #129 | flaming sword | 2 |
| #641 | flaming talons | 4 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
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| #180 | flask of mining oil | 10 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
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| #48 | fleetwood chain | 36 |
| #72 | fleshy lump | 13 |
| #125 | flimsy clipboard | 17 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
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| #87 | flowing hippy skirt | 13 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #32 | flypaper staff | 2 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
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| #19 | foam pistol | 5 |
| #60 | foolscap fool's cap | 109 |
| #93 | foon | 4 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
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| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #48 | football helmet | 3 |
| #126 | frayed rope belt | 11 |
| #13 | freezin' bindle | 19 |
| #27 | freshwater pearl necklace | 78 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #77 | frigid derringer | 19 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #56 | frigid hankyū | 17 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #18 | frigid-ass club | 4 |
| #34 | frilly skirt | 246 |
| #18 | frosty halo | 14 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #186 | frozen nunchaku | 19 |
| #26 | frozen seal spine | 5 |
| #24 | frozen turtle shell | 14 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
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| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #324 | fudgecule | 5,244 |
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| #46 | furniture dolly | 78 |
| #33 | furry green earmuffs | 2 |
| #89 | furry green turtle | 4 |
| #15 | furry halo | 12 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #18 | fuzzy busby | 90 |
| #31 | fuzzy montera | 71 |
| #354 | ga-ga radio | 5 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #45 | ganger bandana | 3 |
| #76 | garish pinky ring | 52 |
| #59 | gauze shorts | 3 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #10 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 2 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #66 | ghost accordion | 3 |
| #40 | ghost of a necklace | 141 |
| #17 | ghost pencil | 4 |
| #8 | ghost toga | 137 |
| #29 | ghostly dagger | 6 |
| #23 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 85 |
| #13 | giant cactus quill | 106 |
| #109 | giant candy cane | 4 |
| #79 | giant designer sunglasses | 52 |
| #182 | giant discarded bottlecap | 27 |
| #68 | giant discarded plastic fork | 98 |
| #536 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
| #279 | giant foam finger | 8 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #36 | giant gym membership card | 46 |
| #23 | giant motorcycle boots | 20 |
| #282 | giant needle | 192 |
| #39 | giant penguin keychain | 47 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #37 | giant safety pin | 87 |
| #11 | giant shrimp fork | 41 |
| #87 | giant spider leg | 2 |
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| #11 | giant yellow hat | 29 |
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| #61 | gladiator tunica | 12 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #36 | glistening staff | 2 |
| #19 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 168 |
| #421 | glowing red eye | 28 |
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| #146 | goat beard | 65 |
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| #114 | goblin hunting spear | 3 |
| #150 | gold crown | 3 |
| #17 | gold lamé pants | 61 |
| #37 | gold wedding ring | 230 |
| #315 | goth kid t-shirt | 15 |
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| #41 | grassy cutlass | 37 |
| #52 | grave robbing shovel | 92 |
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| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #18 | green cloth cap | 4 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
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| #176 | green peawee marble | 3 |
| #65 | green rocket | 50 |
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| 🥈 | grimstone galoshes | 13 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | groping claw | 13 |
| #13 | grouper fangirl | 8 |
| #83 | grue egg | 191 |
| #62 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #168 | grungy bandana | 6 |
| #35 | grungy flannel shirt | 20 |
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| #123 | guard turtle collar | 7 |
| #107 | guard turtle shell | 27 |
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| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #23 | gummi sword | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | guts necklace | 13 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #10 | gym shorts | 6 |
| #24 | haggis socks | 264 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #41 | half-melted spoon | 8 |
| #62 | half-sized guitar | 19 |
| #118 | halfberd | 6 |
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| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
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| #218 | happiness | 11 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #51 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #31 | hare brush | 2 |
| #84 | harem girl t-shirt | 15 |
| #64 | haunted bindle | 20 |
| #36 | haunted paddle-ball | 7 |
| #63 | hawk | 25 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #24 | headhunter necktie | 71 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #171 | heart of the volcano | 40 |
| #24 | heat-resistant gloves | 11 |
| #30 | heat-resistant necktie | 5 |
| #82 | heavy crown | 20 |
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| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #98 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 11 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #239 | helmet turtle | 302 |
| #296 | hemp string | 48 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #157 | high-energy mining laser | 8 |
| #7 | high-speed upgrade | 4 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #35 | high-temperature mining mask | 5 |
| #76 | hippo skin buckler | 2 |
| #48 | hipposkin poncho | 8 |
| #111 | hippy bongo | 14 |
| #85 | hippy medical kit | 94 |
| #29 | hippy protest button | 422 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #16 | homemade robot gear | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #52 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 61 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #34 | huge mosquito proboscis | 4 |
| #11 | hunk of granite | 131 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #224 | hypodermic needle | 7 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #120 | infernal fife | 16 |
| #261 | infernal insoles | 12 |
| #344 | inflatable duck | 3 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #6 | intimidating coiffure | 14 |
| #102 | irate sombrero | 26 |
| #20 | iron dagger | 6 |
| #76 | ironic battle spoon | 2 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #33 | ivory cue ball | 7 |
| #199 | jack flapper | 3 |
| #25 | jangly bracelet | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #26 | jaunty feather | 75 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #89 | jungle drum | 11 |
| #12 | keel-haulin' knife | 29 |
| #231 | keg shield | 12 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #11 | khaki duffel bag | 8 |
| #223 | kick-ass kicks | 11 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #494 | kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #111 | knob bugle | 14 |
| #36 | knobby helmet turtle | 17 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #26 | lava-proof pants | 11 |
| #14 | law-abiding citizen cane | 33 |
| #58 | lawn dart | 9 |
| #336 | lead necklace | 28 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #25 | leather chaps | 266 |
| #97 | leather mask | 95 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #53 | leotarrrd | 45 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #9 | li'l knight costume | 2 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #194 | lihc face | 34 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #103 | linoleum sword | 9 |
| #20 | little black book | 52 |
| #33 | little deuce cape | 3 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #99 | little round pebble | 5 |
| #9 | little wooden mannequin | 6 |
| #29 | loadstone | 73 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #52 | logging hatchet | 4 |
| #525 | lollipop stick | 51 |
| #35 | long-forgotten necklace | 2 |
| #33 | longhaired hippy wig | 14 |
| #107 | los chinos | 7 |
| #28 | love | 3 |
| #16 | low-budget shield | 110 |
| #156 | lucky bottlecap | 10 |
| #50 | lucky cat collar | 2 |
| #294 | lucky rabbit's foot | 22 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #10 | lupine appetite hormones | 24 |
| #251 | lupine sword | 3 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #23 | lynyrdskin tunic | 2 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #24 | madius | 15 |
| #88 | mafia filofax | 3 |
| #38 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #33 | mafia organizer badge | 2 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #148 | magic lamp | 6 |
| #18 | magic whistle | 339 |
| #162 | magilaser blastercannon | 24 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #84 | makeshift cape | 4 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #52 | makeshift skirt | 3 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #66 | mariachi hat | 258 |
| #878 | mariachi pants | 7 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #28 | mesh cap | 257 |
| #11 | metal band T-shirt | 60 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #106 | midriff scrubs | 6 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #13 | miniature life preserver | 17 |
| #22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
| #101 | minin' dynamite | 12 |
| #28 | moist sailor's cap | 10 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #13 | moose antlers | 48 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #17 | moustache sock | 10 |
| #43 | moxie magnet | 3 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #58 | muddy pirate hat | 2 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #71 | mummy mask | 3 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #223 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #16 | neoprene skullcap | 17 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #263 | ninja hot pants | 14 |
| #165 | ninja mop | 15 |
| #48 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 8 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #40 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #339 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #35 | nurse's hat | 10 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #80 | obsidian dagger | 103 |
| #7 | obsidian nutcracker | 19 |
| #58 | ocarina of space | 97 |
| #20 | oil cap | 5 |
| #21 | oil lamp | 6 |
| #30 | oil pan | 3 |
| #53 | oil shell | 3 |
| #18 | oil slacks | 9 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #25 | old school calculator watch | 241 |
| #42 | old school flying disc | 11 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #25 | orange peel hat | 16 |
| #24 | orc wrist | 81 |
| #69 | orcish stud-finder | 11 |
| #70 | out-of-tune biwa | 6 |
| #27 | outlaw bandana | 28 |
| #72 | oven mitts | 9 |
| #108 | oversized pipe | 120 |
| #44 | oversized pizza cutter | 230 |
| #14 | oversized skullcap | 123 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #20 | padded tortoise | 17 |
| #143 | pail | 86 |
| #81 | pair of government shades | 8 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #11 | pair of plants | 2 |
| #48 | palm-frond cloak | 7 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #103 | panhandle panhandling hat | 14 |
| #432 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #67 | party balloon | 3 |
| #68 | party beer bomb | 3 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #53 | party platter for one | 3 |
| #171 | pasta spoon | 267 |
| #135 | pat-a-cake pendant | 9 |
| #43 | peace accordion | 5 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #120 | peanut brittle shield | 32 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #9 | pearl diver's ring | 2 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #47 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 2 |
| #54 | pentatonic accordion | 3 |
| #158 | perforated battle paddle | 45 |
| #48 | perfume-soaked bandana | 6 |
| #57 | pestoblade | 2 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #9 | pewter claymore | 115 |
| #9 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 2 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | phish stick | 5 |
| #17 | pickelhaube | 36 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #50 | pillow shell | 2 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #33 | pipe wrench | 4 |
| #129 | pitchfork | 42 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #99 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #67 | plaid cowboy hat | 5 |
| #123 | plastic guitar | 26 |
| #321 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #28 | plastic nunchaku | 76 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #77 | pocket theremin | 14 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #20 | pointed stick | 144 |
| #131 | pointy red hat | 3 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #6 | polyester panama hat | 2 |
| #6 | polyester parachute | 2 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #37 | poodle skirt | 7 |
| #38 | pool cue | 253 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #535 | porquoise | 14 |
| #51 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 3 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #12 | portable Othello set | 2 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #45 | poutine pole | 2 |
| #134 | powdered wig | 4 |
| #23 | power sock | 3 |
| #381 | pretty bouquet | 4 |
| #77 | pretty flower | 6,759 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #34 | pteruges | 2 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #48 | punk rock jacket | 74 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #49 | pygmy briefs | 13 |
| #14 | pygmy nose-bone | 117 |
| #17 | pygmy spear | 66 |
| #31 | quadroculars | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #54 | radiation-resistant helmet | 30 |
| #98 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #363 | ram stick | 5 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #116 | rave whistle | 88 |
| #155 | ravioli hat | 286 |
| #322 | really dense meat stack | 20 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #94 | red book | 3 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #64 | red coat | 4 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #702 | red gummi ingot | 17 |
| #55 | red masque | 4 |
| #66 | red shirt | 4 |
| #52 | red shoe | 4 |
| #52 | red silk skirt | 3 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #57 | red-hot poker | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #38 | reinforced furry underpants | 2 |
| #15 | remaindered axe | 124 |
| #5 | remorseless knife | 10 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | replica bat-oomerang | 17 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #29 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 16 |
| #136 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #111 | ridiculous sandwich | 12 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #143 | ridiculously huge sword | 118 |
| #101 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 23 |
| #65 | ring of adornment | 10 |
| #44 | ring of aggravate monster | 341 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #87 | ring of fire resistance | 7 |
| #104 | ring of gain strength | 6 |
| #235 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 14 |
| #119 | ring of increase damage | 5 |
| #41 | ring of teleportation | 4 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #79 | roll of meat | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #84 | round green sunglasses | 14 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #300 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #29 | rubber gloves | 9 |
| #101 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #35 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 14 |
| #23 | rusty chain necklace | 86 |
| #48 | rusty compass | 4 |
| #43 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 179 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #29 | rusty speargun | 5 |
| #130 | sabre teeth | 148 |
| #266 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #59 | safarrri hat | 42 |
| #37 | safety vest | 5 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #237 | saucepan | 256 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #22 | sawblade shield | 90 |
| #4 | school spirit socket set | 11 |
| #21 | scorpion whip | 112 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #29 | screwing pooch | 65 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #207 | seal-clubbing club | 277 |
| #96 | seal-skull helmet | 296 |
| #31 | sealhide belt | 3 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #36 | sealhide cloak | 2 |
| #29 | sealhide gloves | 3 |
| #38 | sealhide hood | 2 |
| #34 | sealhide leggings | 2 |
| #29 | sealhide moccasins | 3 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #88 | security flashlight | 23 |
| #44 | sequined fez | 2 |
| #132 | serpentine sword | 7 |
| #26 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 48 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #39 | sewage-clogged pistol | 11 |
| #26 | sewer snake | 60 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #63 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #60 | shining halo | 2 |
| #270 | shiny butcherknife | 3 |
| #18 | shiny hood ornament | 100 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #194 | shiny tribal beads | 7 |
| #34 | shocked shell | 10 |
| #36 | short-handled mop | 51 |
| #9 | shovelful of dirt | 136 |
| #53 | shuddersword | 2 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #144 | silent pea shooter | 7 |
| 🥇 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 13 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #28 | silver paté knife | 6 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #14 | six-rainbow shield | 10 |
| #39 | skeleton skis | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #20 | skull capacitor | 5 |
| #61 | sleazy bindle | 9 |
| #34 | sleep mask | 5 |
| #57 | sleeping wereturtle | 18 |
| #17 | slide rule | 41 |
| #47 | slightly peevedbow | 3 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #108 | slime convention swag bag | 7 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #81 | slingshot | 27 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #78 | smiling rat | 4 |
| #10 | smirking shrunken head | 234 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #137 | smoking grass | 670 |
| #74 | smoldering bagel punch | 13 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
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| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
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| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
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| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
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| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
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| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
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| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #31 | tiny top hat and cane | 2 |
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| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #7 | tonguebone | 8 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
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| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
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| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #11 | toy Crimbot mega face | 3 |
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| #12 | toy Crimbot super fist | 3 |
| #9 | toy accordion | 103 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #32 | toy taijijian | 2 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #4 | transparent pants | 13 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
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| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
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| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
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| #14 | undissolvable contact lenses | 3 |
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| #66 | union scalemail pants | 2 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
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| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
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| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
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| #17 | vial of hot blood | 5 |
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| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
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| #196 | walrus-tusk earring | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #298 | war tongs | 5 |
| #177 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 37 |
| #6 | warbear badge | 37 |
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| #131 | warbear beeping telegram | 10 |
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| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
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| #80 | warbear drone assembler | 7 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
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| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
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| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
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| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #120 | warbear helm fragment | 58 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
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| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #51 | warbear officer requisition box | 18 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #103 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 11 |
| #22 | warbear requisition box | 188 |
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| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #53 | warbear soda machine assembler | 10 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
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| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #33 | water wings for babies | 3 |
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| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #36 | weighted paperclip chain | 4 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
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| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
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| #79 | witty rapier | 109 |
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| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #8 | wolfskull mask | 8 |
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| #31 | worksite credentials | 2 |
| #24 | world's smallest violin | 86 |
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| #23 | wriggling severed nose | 7 |
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| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
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| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #118 | yak anorak | 2 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
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| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
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| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #711 | yellow gummi ingot | 16 |
| #172 | yohohoyo | 18 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |