Museum :: CA Dude

CA Dude

Rank	Item	Quantity
#315	"DRINK ME" potion	43
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#19	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	40
#28	1-ball	688
#8	1.21 jigawatts	30
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#44	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	429
#29	2-ball	569
#124	25-meat staff	1
#26	3-ball	655
#37	30669 scroll	270
#42	33398 scroll	784
#72	334 scroll	100
#28	4-ball	565
#141	4-d camera	1
#62	4-dimensional guitar	54
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#25	5-ball	742
#25	6-ball	744
#45	64067 scroll	14
#42	668 scroll	53
#141	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	28
#32	7-ball	548
#50	7-inch discus	1
#38	8-ball	2,577
#19	9-ball	183
#66	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	3
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#108	ASCII shirt	23
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#131	Alewife™ Ale	12
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#19	Angry Farmer candy	10,607
#243	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#62	Ankh of Badahnkadh	8
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#20	Asleep in the Cemetery	32
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#232	BRICKO brick	597
#294	BRICKO eye brick	40
#26	BRICKO ooze	8
#19	BRICKO oyster	3
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#479	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	24
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#15	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#7	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	30
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#43	Black Body™ spray	15
#102	Black No. 2	122
#123	Blackfly Chardonnay	64
#180	Blatantly Canadian	19
#18	Blizzards I Have Died In	17
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#799	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#77	Boris's ring	17
#260	Boss Bat bling	13
#194	Boss Bat britches	66
#763	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#70	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	198
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#79	C.H.U.M. chum	26
#26	C.H.U.M. knife	24
#23	C.H.U.M. lantern	5
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1375	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#35	Cloaca grenade	405
#153	Cloaca-Cola	280
#160	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	23
#70	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	32
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#106	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	33
#177	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#93	Codpiece of the Goblin King	53
#78	Coily™	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#417	Cold Hots candy	12
#115	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#38	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	69
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#289	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#306	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#716	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#546	Crimbo fudge	19
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#319	Crimboween memo	28
#1480	Crimbuck	198
#258	Crown of the Goblin King	87
#96	Daffy Taffy	441
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#184	Divine	4
#139	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	33
#61	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	296
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#61	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	33
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#260	Dolphin King's crown	18
#75	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	200
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#31	Dramatic™ range	64
#606	Drowsy Sword	29
#46	Dyspepsi grenade	222
#167	Dyspepsi-Cola	490
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	27
#65	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	26
#65	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	26
#133	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	30
#278	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#27	Eau de Guaneau	19
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#22	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	20
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	25
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#26	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	27
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	17
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#76	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	54
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#30	Elmley shades	41
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#165	Ent cider	86
#136	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#219	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	57
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#310	Feynman gate	36
#23	Frat Army FGF	425
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#56	Frosty's frosty mug	33
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#29	Gaia beads	181
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#172	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	13
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#86	Gnollish flyswatter	38
#71	Gnollish pie server	26
#149	Gnollish pie tin	36
#65	Gnollish plunger	48
#64	Gnollish slotted spoon	30
#43	Gnollish toolbox	164
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#450	Goodfella contract	47
#43	Gordon Bennett	26
#82	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#184	Gummi-Gnauga	17
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#84	Hatorade	4
#57	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	20
#154	Hell broth	1
#193	Hell ramen	24
#34	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	12
#28	Hippy Army MPE	573
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#118	Hodgman's blanket	11
#31	Hodgman's bow tie	3
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#10	Hodgman's harmonica	3
#12	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	4
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#92	Iiti Kitty phone charm	56
#109	Imp Ale	2,385
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#98	Jarlsberg's earring	12
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#47	Jolly Roger charrrm	129
#40	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	76
#115	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	101
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#88	Knob Goblin Uberpants	8
#88	Knob Goblin elite helm	75
#63	Knob Goblin elite pants	106
#78	Knob Goblin elite polearm	89
#60	Knob Goblin elite shirt	127
#35	Knob Goblin eyedrops	60
#212	Knob Goblin firecracker	111
#47	Knob Goblin harem pants	139
#118	Knob Goblin harem veil	55
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#51	Knob Goblin love potion	486
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#141	Knob Goblin melon baller	22
#53	Knob Goblin nasal spray	52
#175	Knob Goblin pants	97
#47	Knob Goblin perfume	77
#75	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	34
#197	Knob Goblin scimitar	79
#118	Knob Goblin seltzer	222
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#208	Knob Goblin spatula	72
#74	Knob Goblin steroids	254
#107	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#222	Knob Goblin tongs	83
#125	Knob Goblin visor	76
#45	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	8
#82	Knob lo mein	5
#264	Knob mushroom	37
#343	Knob pasty	1
#25	Knob sausage	1,117
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#85	Knoll mushroom	173
#69	Knoll shroomkabob	27
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#23	Let Me Be!	24
#33	Lockenstock™ sandals	218
#907	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	29
#74	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	165
#170	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	362
#299	Lucky Surprise Egg	18
#472	M-242	12
#46	MSG	53
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#240	Mad Train wine	445
#253	Mae West	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#325	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	26
#16	Manetwich	75
#12	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#151	Marquis de Poivre soda	100
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#95	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	36
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#184	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	24
#48	Meat detector	10
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#67	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	145
#178	Meleegra™ pills	64
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#20	Mer-kin digpick	12
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#70	Mer-kin foodbucket	15
#99	Mer-kin healscroll	9
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#20	Mer-kin killscroll	54
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#39	Mer-kin prayerbeads	16
#54	Mer-kin pressureglobe	7
#56	Mer-kin roundshield	5
#36	Mer-kin sneakmask	11
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#62	Mer-kin thingpouch	20
#42	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	65
#12	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,213
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#488	Mob Penguin cellular phone	40
#76	Mohawk wig	194
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#63	Monstar energy beverage	232
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#38	Mr. Joe's bangles	23
#161	Mr. Mediocrebar	387
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#9	ND	180
#54	NG	42
#38	Nardz energy beverage	38
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#272	Newbiesport™ tent	9
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#252	Now and Earlier	16
#71	Oil of Parrrlay	54
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#108	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	14
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#104	Orcish baseball cap	51
#84	Orcish cargo shorts	51
#163	Orcish frat-paddle	24
#56	Orcish meat locker	11
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#23	PADL Phone	752
#29	PVC staff	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#59	Penultimate Fantasy chest	997
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#63	Piddles	63
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#164	Polka Pop	2
#23	Prelude of Precision	4
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#44	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	36
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#43	Ram's Face Lager	2,488
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#22	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	41
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#293	Rock Pops	172
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#108	SPF 451 lip balm	21
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#626	Schrödinger's thermos	13
#331	Senior Mints	18
#46	Sensual Massage for Creeps	13
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#182	Snow Queen Crown	22
#62	Spam Witch sammich	1,065
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#35	Spooky Surprise Egg	476
#47	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	24
#239	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	20
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#18	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	4
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#19	Summer Nights	21
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#152	Supernova Champagne	48
#60	Swabbie™ swab	86
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#16	Tales from the Fireside	25
#77	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,280
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#10	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4
#281	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	12
#42	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	3
#101	The Ring	1
#23	The Six-Pack of Pain	4
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#101	Tiger-lily's milk	26
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#68	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	88
#15	Travels with Jerry	31
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#59	Trollhouse cookies	1,144
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#83	Tuesday's ruby	38
#259	Typical Tavern swill	20
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#83	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	47
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#94	WA	7
#227	Wand of Nagamar	26
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#46	Warm Subject gift certificate	6,135
#165	Wax Flask	1
#102	White Citadel burger	54
#54	White Citadel fries	61
#106	White Hyborian	1
#219	Wint-O-Fresh mint	74
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#34	X-37 gun	6
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#83	Yummy Tummy bean	2,709
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#159	a butt tuba	8
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#33	abandoned candy	124
#126	abominable snowcone	182
#54	accidental cider	71
#126	acid-squirting flower	41
#87	acoustic guitarrr	54
#84	adder bladder	211
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#13	albatross necklace	12
#69	all-purpose cleaner	142
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#350	alphabet gum	4
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#74	amulet of extreme plot significance	281
#140	ancient Magi-Wipes	82
#55	ancient cursed foot locker	7
#140	ancient frozen dinner	18
#82	ancient protein powder	130
#72	ancient spice	67
#26	ancient stone fist	72
#14	ancient stone head	87
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#153	ancient vinyl coin purse	56
#86	anemone nematocyst	4
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
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#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#58	tiny shaker of salt	25
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
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#125	tires	89
#39	tisket	34
#60	titanium assault umbrella	229
#358	toast	3,120
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#60	tofu casserole	35
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#63	tofurkey leg	101
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#259	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
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#1269	toothsome rock	6
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#165	tube sock	3
#392	tulip	1
#105	tuning fork	2
#349	turtle pheromones	9
#278	turtle totem	181
#115	turtle wax	7
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#54	turtle wax shield	2
#114	turtlemail bits	27
#22	turtlemail breeches	5
#28	turtlemail coif	4
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#66	turtling rod	2
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#81	twinkly nuggets	805
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#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#184	uncooked chorizo	34
#79	underwater slingshot	6
#12	undissolvable contact lenses	4
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#18	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1,460
#31	unrolling pin	6
#15	unspeakable lozenges	2
#120	unstable DNA	427
#142	unstable laser battery	122
#29	unstable quark	57
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#245	upsy daisy	13
#37	urchin roe	1
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#1303	useless powder	16
#380	valuable trinket	229
#151	vampire collar	14
#182	vampire duck-on-a-string	66
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#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
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#53	velcro broadsword	1
#135	velcro ore	2
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#58	velvet choker	1
#180	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	52
#10	very large caltrop	5
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#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
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#11	vinegar	2,079
#37	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,426
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#199	vitachoconutriment capsule	26
#99	vodka and cranberry	27
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#101	vodka gibson	1
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#60	voodoo snuff	25
#82	vorpal blade	141
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#119	wad of dough	680
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#89	walrus-tusk earring	12
#185	wang	14
#38	war tongs	111
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#166	warm mushroom	11
🥈	washboard shield	1
#131	water pipe bomb	636
#331	water wings	2
#95	water-polo cap	3
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#29	weegee sqouija	7
#126	wet stew	1
#649	wheel	5
#99	whip kit	6
#29	whiskey and cola	121
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#388	whiskey sour	4
#126	white Canadian	30
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#116	white candy heart	388
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#73	white chocolate and tomato pizza	46
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#45	white chocolate chip cookies	248
#127	white chocolate chips	114
#297	white class ring	28
#64	white collar	38
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#362	white lightning	27
#72	white picket fence	44
#347	white pixel	86
#256	white rice	5
#87	white satin pants	70
#66	white satin shield	44
#124	white snake skin	108
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#91	white sword	81
#51	white whip	2
#5	white-label gin	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#1504	whoopie cushion	6
#62	wicker shield	106
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#1869	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#184	windchimes	62
#141	wine spritzer	9
#66	wine-soaked bone chips	15
#257	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	189
#109	witch hat	7
#64	witty rapier	142
#106	wok lobster	1
#25	wolf mask	3,596
#50	wolfman mask	148
#62	wonderwall shield	34
#89	wooden axe	11
#743	wooden block	3
#123	wooden figurine	3
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#56	wooden stakes	68
#92	wool hat	30
#61	woolen cravat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#98	worn tophat	32
#507	worthless gewgaw	6
#599	worthless knick-knack	6
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#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#132	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#527	wrench bracelet	5
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#232	wumpus hair	7
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#82	wussiness potion	304
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#165	yak skin	8
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
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#31	yakskin kilt	4
#55	yakskin pants	2
#63	yakskin skirt	1
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#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#90	yellow brick road	15
#119	yellow candy heart	550
#399	yellow candygram	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
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#14	yellow plastic hard hat	60
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#1692	yellow snowcone	4
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🥇	yellow traffic cone	2
#383	yeti fur	417
🥇	yield shield	1
#577	yo	16
#137	yo-yo	229
#59	yohohoyo	59
#119	yummy death watch beetle	6
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#256	zombie pineal gland	18

Wow, that's 429,763 items total!

what items are this player missing?