CA Dude

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#316"DRINK ME" potion43
#113"Humorous" T-shirt1
#19'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign40
#281-ball688
#81.21 jigawatts30
#72100-Watt bulb1
#441337 7r0uZ0RZ429
#302-ball569
#12425-meat staff1
#263-ball655
#3730669 scroll270
#4233398 scroll784
#72334 scroll100
#284-ball565
#1414-d camera1
#624-dimensional guitar54
#1285-Alarm Saucepan3
#255-ball742
#256-ball744
#4564067 scroll14
#42668 scroll53
#1407-Foot Dwarven mattock28
#327-ball548
#507-inch discus1
#398-ball2,577
#199-ball183
#67A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 13
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#108ASCII shirt23
#38Abyssal ember3
#130Alewife™ Ale12
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1340Amulet of Yendor2
#879Ancient Saucehelm3
#19Angry Farmer candy10,607
#243Angry Farmer's Wife Candy4
#62Ankh of Badahnkadh8
#71Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#1225Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#20Asleep in the Cemetery32
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#230BRICKO brick597
#295BRICKO eye brick40
#26BRICKO ooze8
#20BRICKO oyster3
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#126Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#478Baron von Ratsworth's monocle24
#612Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#615Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#132Bash-Ōs cereal5
#214Ben-Gal™ Balm3
#15Benetton's Medley of Diversity5
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#7Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook30
#299Bit O' Ectoplasm8
#193BitterSweetTarts2
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#43Black Body™ spray15
#102Black No. 2122
#123Blackfly Chardonnay64
#180Blatantly Canadian19
#18Blizzards I Have Died In17
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#254Bohemian rhapsody1
#799Bonerdagon necklace13
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#171Boris's key lime2
#257Boris's key lime pie3
#77Boris's ring17
#261Boss Bat bling13
#195Boss Bat britches66
#762Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air5
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#102Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#70Brimstone Chicken Sandwich198
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#135C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button4
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#79C.H.U.M. chum26
#26C.H.U.M. knife24
#23C.H.U.M. lantern5
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#264CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1376CRIMBCO scrip15
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#193CRIMBCOIDS mints11
#534CRIMBCOLOAF6
#85Can-Can skirt1
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#95Cerebral Crossbow3
#49Cerebral Culottes3
#445Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#53Chester's cutoffs2
#57Chester's moustache2
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#24Chorale of Companionship3
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#48Climate Colada1
#35Cloaca grenade405
#152Cloaca-Cola280
#160Cloaca-Cola c-rations23
#70Cloaca-Cola fatigues32
#196Cloaca-Cola helmet11
#107Cloaca-Cola knapsack33
#176Cloaca-Cola shield13
#256Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife3
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#93Codpiece of the Goblin King53
#78Coily™1
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#417Cold Hots candy12
#114Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce6
#213Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket5
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#38Connery's Elixir of Audacity69
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#290Copper Alpha of Sincerity9
#204Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket4
#305Corpse Island iced tea17
#1041Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#714Crimbo candied pecan12
#546Crimbo fudge19
#691Crimbo peppermint bark12
#584Crimbo pie2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Crimbough1
#319Crimboween memo28
#1479Crimbuck198
#257Crown of the Goblin King87
#97Daffy Taffy441
#113Danglin' Chad's loincloth5
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1296Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#135Disco Banjo4
#191Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#184Divine4
#139Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment33
#61Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir296
#171Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent2
#61Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm33
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#119Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#258Dolphin King's crown18
#75Double Bacon Beelzeburger200
#258Dr. Hobo's scalpel14
#31Dramatic™ range64
#608Drowsy Sword29
#47Dyspepsi grenade222
#168Dyspepsi-Cola490
#98Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations27
#65Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues26
#65Dyspepsi-Cola helmet26
#133Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack30
#278Dyspepsi-Cola shield8
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#27Eau de Guaneau19
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#100El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#11El Vibrato helmet2
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#289El Vibrato power sphere3
#17El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)4
#159El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#22El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)20
#16El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)25
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#82El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)5
#170El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)2
#67El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)5
#26El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)27
#41El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)17
#180El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)3
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#76Elf Farm Raffle ticket54
#93Elfin shortbread11
#30Elmley shades41
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#169Elvish delight1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#165Ent cider86
#134Everlasting Deckswabber3
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#219Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots57
#252Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#311Feynman gate36
#23Frat Army FGF425
🥇French slippers1
#214Frogade1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#83Frosty's arm1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#56Frosty's frosty mug33
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
#30Frosty's snowball sack2
#29Gaia beads181
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#461Genalen™ Bottle1
#214General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket4
#173Glass Balls of the Goblin King13
#102Gnollish autoplunger2
#190Gnollish casserole dish3
#86Gnollish flyswatter38
#71Gnollish pie server26
#149Gnollish pie tin36
#65Gnollish plunger48
#64Gnollish slotted spoon30
#43Gnollish toolbox164
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#450Goodfella contract47
#43Gordon Bennett26
#82Grateful Undead T-shirt8
#656Green Clover of Justice3
#288Gummi-DNA2
#184Gummi-Gnauga17
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#84Hatorade4
#57Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance20
#154Hell broth1
#193Hell ramen24
#34Himalayan Hidalgo sauce12
#27Hippy Army MPE573
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#117Hodgman's blanket11
#31Hodgman's bow tie3
#22Hodgman's cane2
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#10Hodgman's harmonica3
#12Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times4
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#48Hodgman's lobsterskin pants2
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#21Hodgman's varcolac paw2
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#92Iiti Kitty phone charm56
#108Imp Ale2,385
#257Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration3
#209Inndya trading card1
#1201Instant Karma1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#1036Jack-in-the-box2
#98Jarlsberg's earring12
#159Jarlsberg's key lime2
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#47Jolly Roger charrrm129
#40Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet76
#115Jumbo Dr. Lucifer101
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#53Kissin' Cousins9
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#88Knob Goblin Uberpants8
#87Knob Goblin elite helm75
#63Knob Goblin elite pants106
#78Knob Goblin elite polearm89
#60Knob Goblin elite shirt127
#35Knob Goblin eyedrops60
#212Knob Goblin firecracker111
#47Knob Goblin harem pants139
#117Knob Goblin harem veil55
#134Knob Goblin learning pill2
#51Knob Goblin love potion486
#375Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#141Knob Goblin melon baller22
#53Knob Goblin nasal spray52
#175Knob Goblin pants97
#47Knob Goblin perfume77
#75Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray34
#197Knob Goblin scimitar79
#118Knob Goblin seltzer222
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#208Knob Goblin spatula72
#74Knob Goblin steroids254
#107Knob Goblin stink bomb4
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#222Knob Goblin tongs83
#125Knob Goblin visor76
#45Knob Kitchen grab-bag8
#82Knob lo mein5
#263Knob mushroom37
#342Knob pasty1
#25Knob sausage1,117
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#144Knob stroganoff2
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#85Knoll mushroom173
#69Knoll shroomkabob27
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#23Let Me Be!24
#33Lockenstock™ sandals218
#905Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet29
#74Lord of the Flies-sized fries165
#171Loudmouth Larry Lamprey362
#299Lucky Surprise Egg18
#471M-24212
#46MSG53
#172Mace of the Tortoise3
#240Mad Train wine445
#253Mae West2
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#325MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech26
#16Manetwich75
#12Manual of Transcendent Olfaction2
#172Mariner's Friend cough drops3
#150Marquis de Poivre soda100
#71Maxing, Relaxing9
#95Maxwell's Silver Hammer36
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#184McMillicancuddy's Special Lager24
#48Meat detector10
#131Meat maid1
#149Meat maid body1
#67Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs145
#178Meleegra™ pills64
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#20Mer-kin digpick12
#112Mer-kin fastjuice3
#69Mer-kin foodbucket15
#99Mer-kin healscroll9
#140Mer-kin hidepaint1
#87Mer-kin hookspear7
#20Mer-kin killscroll54
#81Mer-kin pinkslip2
#39Mer-kin prayerbeads16
#53Mer-kin pressureglobe7
#56Mer-kin roundshield5
#36Mer-kin sneakmask11
#89Mer-kin takebag6
#61Mer-kin thingpouch20
#42Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler65
#12Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub10,213
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#236Miniborg beeper2
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#250Miniborg laser2
#275Miniborg stomper2
#259Miniborg strangler2
#488Mob Penguin cellular phone40
#76Mohawk wig194
#348Mon Tiki1
#63Monstar energy beverage232
#231Morbidda trading card1
#92Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#913Mountain Stream soda2
#163Mr. Accessory1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#38Mr. Joe's bangles23
#162Mr. Mediocrebar387
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#182Mylar balloon1
#9ND180
#54NG42
#38Nardz energy beverage38
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#165Necrotelicomnicon4
#287Neuromancer1
#129New Cloaca-Cola1
#270Newbiesport™ tent9
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#30Nose Ring of Putrescence2
#252Now and Earlier16
#71Oil of Parrrlay54
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#32Ol' Scratch's manacles2
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#109Ol' Scratch's salad fork14
#26Ol' Scratch's stove door2
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#103Orcish baseball cap51
#84Orcish cargo shorts51
#163Orcish frat-paddle24
#57Orcish meat locker11
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#25Oscus's dumpster waders3
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#23PADL Phone752
#29PVC staff1
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#68Pasta Spoon of Peril4
#66Pendant of Fire1
#59Penultimate Fantasy chest997
#158Pick-O-Matic lockpicks10
#63Piddles63
#160Pine-Fresh air freshener23
#235Pink Heart of Spirit4
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#165Polka Pop2
#23Prelude of Precision4
#64Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit7
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#163Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket7
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#44Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit36
#282Raggedy Hippy doll1
#169Rainbow's Gravity1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#43Ram's Face Lager2,488
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#22Retenez L'Herbe Paté41
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#292Rock Pops172
#289Rock and Roll Legend5
#204Roo trading card1
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#40S.T.L.T.3
#107SPF 451 lip balm21
#6STYX deodorant body spray1
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#626Schrödinger's thermos13
#330Senior Mints18
#46Sensual Massage for Creeps13
#210Serenity trading card1
#185Sinful Desires3
#617Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#138Sneaky Pete's breath spray10
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#182Snow Queen Crown22
#62Spam Witch sammich1,065
#129Spirit Precipice1
#5Spooky Putty sheet1
#35Spooky Surprise Egg476
#47Spooky-Gro fertilizer24
#239St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket20
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#63Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#93Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#90Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#65Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#18Staff of the Teapot Tempest4
#50Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#643Steal This Candy1
#668Sugar Cog1
#19Summer Nights21
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#152Supernova Champagne48
#60Swabbie™ swab86
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#16Tales from the Fireside25
#76Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,280
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#10The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder4
#281The Big Book of Pirate Insults12
#42The Grand Poo-Bah trading card3
#101The Ring1
#23The Six-Pack of Pain4
#207The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#215Thorny Toad trading card1
#99Tiger-lily's milk26
#126Tiki lighter3
#68Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste88
#15Travels with Jerry31
#70Travoltan trousers1
#59Trollhouse cookies1,144
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#82Tuesday's ruby38
#258Typical Tavern swill20
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#82Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix47
#363Uncle Romulus3
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#10Unionize The Elves sign2
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#1776Valentine4
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#183Venus flytrap1
#115Vial of jus de larmes1
#94WA7
#227Wand of Nagamar26
#205Wand of Oscus1
#46Warm Subject gift certificate6,135
#163Wax Flask1
#102White Citadel burger54
#54White Citadel fries61
#105White Hyborian1
#219Wint-O-Fresh mint74
#227Woldo trading card1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#33X-37 gun6
#220Ye Olde Navy Fleece2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#84Yummy Tummy bean2,709
#198Zim Merman's guitar4
#659Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#50Zombo's grievous greaves2
#62Zombo's shield2
#25Zombo's shoulder blade2
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#159a butt tuba8
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#34abandoned candy124
#126abominable snowcone182
#54accidental cider71
#126acid-squirting flower41
#87acoustic guitarrr54
#83adder bladder211
#1567adorable seal larva1
#139aerated diving helmet1
#362agua de vida1
#13albatross necklace12
#70all-purpose cleaner142
#129all-purpose flower1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#348alphabet gum4
#85amber aviator shades2
#20amphibious tophat1
#74amulet of extreme plot significance281
#139ancient Magi-Wipes82
#53ancient cursed foot locker7
#139ancient frozen dinner18
#82ancient protein powder130
#72ancient spice67
#26ancient stone fist72
#14ancient stone head87
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#25ancient turtle shell powder1
#506ancient unspeakable fruitcake11
#152ancient vinyl coin purse56
#85anemone nematocyst4
#53angel-food cake1
#678anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#119annoying pitchfork20
#134ant agonist26
#35ant antidepressant1
#15ant hoe36
#168ant pick2
#166ant pitchfork2
#14ant rake41
#26ant sickle20
#69anti-anti-antidote131
#388anticheese13
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#61antique bottle of cough syrup11
#624antique bottle opener1
#35antique greaves327
#56antique hand mirror218
#37antique helmet306
#146antique packet of ketchup13
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#607antique record album3
#41antique shield273
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#44antique spear311
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#28aquaviolet jub-jub bird3
#88armgun62
#487around the world1
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#72arrrgyle socks51
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#37asbestos apron32
#34asbestos crossbow16
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#201asbestos ore37
#14asbestos staff22
#106asbestos stick2
#38asbestos sword13
#118asbestos sword hilt2
#216asparagus knife46
#100asparagus lo mein2
#124asparagus stir-fry1
#170aspirin5
#343asshat4
#232astral mushroom55
#329astronaut pants27
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#49attention spanner4
#17augmented El Vibrato drone1
#106automatic catapult1
#35awful poetry journal10,450
#172bätzle9
#185baby cuddlefish1
#217baby killer bee44
#183babycakes1
#517bacon bath ball1
#249baconstone30
#94baconstone bracelet9
#85baconstone earring2
#93baconstone pendant4
#261baconstone ring1
#131bad-ass club1
#272badass belt137
#133badger badge1
#57bag of Cheat-Os359
#1885bag of airline peanuts1
#141bag of bones8
#504bag of lard2
#58bag of many confections14
#115balaclava9
#149balaclava baklava27
#53ball134
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#151ballast turtle2
#183balloon helmet2
#221balloon monkey8
#105balloon shield1
#95balloon sword5
#89ballroom blintz130
#197bamboo bokuto1
#488banana9
#220banana cream pie2
#221banana daiquiri1
#86banana milkshake1
#52banana peel100
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#819banana-frosted king cake2
#83banjo strings7
#198bar skin71
#122bar whip1
#253barbed-wire fence24
#69bargain flash powder15
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#119barrrnacle112
#73barskin buckler1
#9barskin cloak41
#52barskin hat16
#88barskin loincloth1
#98barskin tent3
#49bartender skull1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#130baseball65
#79basic meat crossbow2
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#100basic meat kilt1
#129basic meat pants1
#86basic meat skirt1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#65bat guano365
#168bat haggis2
#89bat hat1
#77bat whip1
#115bat wing177
#215bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#113batblade44
#127batgut351
#350bath ball gift set14
#818battered Crimbo Crate9
#227battered hubcap1
#28battered old top-hat1
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Wow, that's 429,763 items total!

what items are this player missing?